math teacher please go away

Teacher Yao, I want to eat this. "Shu Yan stared intently at the meatballs, vegetables and tofu pieces soaked in the soup in different small grids, reached out and poked the small wooden stick exposed outside the soup, and looked at Yao Shuhan pitifully, with watery fox eyes, as if someone bullied him. Like her.

"If you want to eat, you can buy it yourself." Yao Shuhan said impatiently. Doesn't this person have evening self-study tonight?

Han Jiangxue grinned and said, "Sister, are you a friend of Sister Shuhan? Sister Shuhan often comes to my place to buy. My Oden is delicious. Would you like some?"

Shu Yan immediately regained her spirits, "Oh? You said she often comes to buy? I want the same as her."

"Okay. It's five yuan in total. Would you like to add more spice?"

"No. I don't like to add chili to my soup." Shu Yan replied after thinking about it.

"Ah, it's the same as Sister Shuhan said." Han Jiangxue laughed.

Shu Yan raised her eyebrows, her eyes fell on Yao Shuhan who was looking at the street and didn't look at her at all, "Oh? Is that..."

She squinted her eyes habitually, like a cunning fox, not knowing what kind of tricks she was planning in her stomach.

"Okay sister, here you are."

"Hey sister," Shu Yan lay down on the side of the car, twitched the corner of her mouth, and blinked her right eye, "Please do something."

"Ah?" Han Jiangxue opened his mouth in doubt.

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Yao Shuhan followed Shu Yan to the hotel, swiped the room card to enter the door, Yao Shuhan felt something under his feet, and looked down to see two pieces of cardboard.

Shu Yan went in and opened the curtains, and began to pack her things.

Yao Shuhan squatted down to pick up the two cards, and her cleanliness started to haunt her again. Since when did Shu Yan become so unhygienic, throwing rubbish everywhere.

After seeing the content on the piece of paper, Yao Shuhan's face turned red, his hand holding the piece of paper trembled slightly, and he walked up to Shu Yan, "Shu Yan, what is this?"

"Huh?" Shu Yan looked up from the trolley case and glanced at the small cards full of stripped/clothes/girl/girl/sexual/sexual/photos, then calmly lowered her head and continued to pack her things, "Hotel service."

Damn, this man is really calm.

Did she still call the service?

Yao Shuhan was in a hurry, pointed at the piece of paper and said fiercely, "You keep this kind of thing all the time?"

Shu Yan folded the shirt expressionlessly and put it in the box, flattening it, "I'm too lazy to throw it away, I can take a look at it when I'm bored."

"Oh, look? You're not a man, what are you looking at?" Yao Shuhan bent down and pressed the lid of the box that Shu Yan was about to close, looking at her face.

Shu Yan straightened her waist and crossed her arms with her chest, "Admiring beauties, why don't I look at them? It's still possible..." Her eyes swept Yao Shuhan up and down, "Look for the gap."

"..." Yao Shuhan was at a loss for words, nodded, turned and walked out of the room, "Okay, clean up slowly."

After a while, Shu Yan came out pulling the box, "Teacher Yao, let's go~"

Yao Shuhan didn't look at her, but went straight to the elevator.

Shu Yan chased after her, "Hey, Teacher Yao, I remember someone said that you want to help me carry my luggage?"

Yao Shuhan turned around abruptly, "Do you need me to help you with something?!"

Shu Yan let go of the trolley case and raised her hands, smiling, "No, no, no need."

Yao Shuhan gave her a hard look.

Shu Yan pulled the box and walked to her side, lowered her body slightly, and whispered, "Actually, there are premium channels at night."

A flash of lightning passed through Yao Shuhan's ignorant brain, and red clouds burned from the base of her ears. She pointed at Shu Yan's nose and said sharply, "Shu Yan, you must be out of your mind!"

"Hey~ Teacher Yao," Shu Yan grabbed Yao Shuhan's little hand, rubbed it lightly, and pushed back the upraised index finger, "You teach Chinese, how can you speak foul language?" After saying that, Shu Yan blinked right eye.

Yao Shuhan shook off her hand, walked into the elevator and pressed the button, "I don't want to talk to you."

Shu Yan immediately got in, put one hand on Shuhan's shoulder, "Don't, Teacher Yao, I was wrong, I apologize to you."

ignore.

"Mr. Yao, I'm sorry. Look, I have already apologized to you."

Still ignore.

"Teacher Yao, you are a talented woman of Chinese studies and the goddess worshiped by young male teachers. You can't be so stingy."

"Shu Yan, can you shut up?"

"Report to Teacher Yao, I can't. From a biological point of view, the throat and nasal cavity are connected, and you can breathe with your mouth open. You can't deprive me of the right to breathe, or I will die."

"..."

"Hey, Teacher Yao, why are you ignoring me again?"

"..."

"Hey, Teacher Yao, I suddenly found that you are very beautiful when you don't speak. Have you seen the male teachers who pursued you? Let me take a picture of you?"

Yao Shuhan rolled his eyelids and walked out of the hotel. He couldn't shake off the Shuyan brown candy at the back. His mouth was super fighting, and the machine gun beeped endlessly. He completely forgot the three chapters of the agreement.

"Mr. Shu, the first article of the third chapter of our agreement says that if there is no need, you are not allowed to talk to me!"

"Report to Teacher Yao, we are not in the apartment now, and the three chapters of the contract will not work! Hehe, I really like talking to you. If you don't like to talk to me, just listen, and I will do as I say."

Yao Shuhan looked helplessly at Shu Yan's flat face, the more she looked at her, the more she looked like a sparrow chattering beside the bucket in the cafeteria, unable to be beaten or scolded, the more frustrated she became, the more courageous she was, chirping.

Damn, I really want to slap her to death!

Are you annoying!

After getting the keys and returning to the teacher's apartment, Yao Shuhan helped Shuyan clean the guest room, and made her bed with fresh cotton and a thick mattress from the closet.

Shu Yan glanced at the three-piece bed suit that Yao Shuhan gave her, curled her lips, "I like Pikachu better."

Yao Shuhan was taken aback, pulled up a corner of the sheet, looked at the white clouds printed on the sheet, and said, "I'll go online and order a set for you."

"Really?!" Shu Yan jumped in front of Shuhan, her eyes twinkled.

Yao Shuhan immediately frowned, "It's fake." He threw the pillow on Shuyan's body, "Put it on yourself." Then he went to the living room to get a glass of water to drink.Cursing in her heart: This Shu Yan is really getting more and more shameless, I really don't know why I fell in love with her before!

Hey……

Walking into the bedroom with a mug in hand, Yao Shuhan turned on his computer and clicked on Taobao, found a gold medal animation peripheral store, ordered a set of Pikachu and a set of Charmander bedding, rubbed his eyes, it was almost nine o'clock.

"Shu Yan." Yao Shuhan walked to the door of the guest room, Shu Yan was sorting clothes in the closet, turned her head, "Here?"

"Aren't you going to study late tonight?"

Shu Yan raised her eyebrows, "How do you know?"

Uh, no, how could Yao Shuhan tell Shu Yan that she ticked every class of Shu Yan on the schedule...

"Cough, um, I looked at the lessons of our class, and there is a self-study session for you." Yao Shuhan looked aside.

Shu Yan continued to tuck in her clothes, "Oh, I asked Zhao Kaiqi to distribute the papers to them, and they will take the test at the beginning of school."

Zhao Kaiqi is the math class representative in Yao Shuhan's class. He is tall, thin, highly myopic, and has acne on his forehead.

Thinking of Zhao Kaiqi's youthful and beautiful forehead, Yao Shuhan couldn't help frowning, "Take the exam as soon as school starts? Are you afraid that they will cheat if you don't watch it?"

"I asked Zhao Kaiqi to tell them that I installed a camera to monitor the whole process, and if I caught a petty trick, I would punish him and treat the whole class to a lollipop."

Yao Shuhan opened his eyes wide, "..." He asked again, "Did they believe it?"

Shu Yan closed the closet door, "Trust me, because I really installed a camera."

"what?"

Shu Yan grinned, "The video camera is still broken."

……

Therefore, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. Sorghum cannot grow from wheat, and watermelon cannot grow from winter melon. , She should really be turned into a mouse, and go to the streets and everyone shouts and beats her!

Fortunately, I am not Shuyan's student.Yao Shuhan sighed and prepared his bathrobe to take a bath.

The teacher’s apartment where Yao Shuhan lived was originally Yao’s mother’s apartment, 120 square meters, with a loft, a master bedroom and a guest room upstairs, and a guest room downstairs. She and Shu Yan lived upstairs. The upstairs and downstairs rooms are all rented out, but now there are two teachers living here, so it is not easy to recruit students.

Yao's mother used to be a teacher at Yingcai Middle School, teaching politics, but was transferred to the Education Bureau.Yao's father is a professor of Chinese at the Language University of L City, and he studies ancient prose. Most of Yao Shuhan's love for literature is also influenced by his father.

Shuhan's grandfather used to teach in a private school, and her grandmother was a lady from a rich family. Her grandparents were also educated people who had studied. It can be said that she was born in a scholarly family. She was a good girl since she was a child. It can be said that life before the age was smooth, and it was not until Shu Yan trampled on her heart that she tasted humiliation for the first time, and she hated Shu Yan very much in her heart.

But the years are ruthless, time is cruel, no matter how painful it is, it is also the wound left by the young, arrogant and ignorant. After so long, all the wounds have been smoothed away...

But the premise is, don't meet that person again.

Shuhan stood under the shower, looking down at her smooth belly in a daze, the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, and she actually forgot to lock the door!

"Uh..." Shu Yan looked at Yao Shuhan shyly, and pointed to her belly, "Well, you're not fat, don't worry."

Yao Shuhan was startled for a moment, then he came back to his senses and grabbed a bathing flower and threw it at Shuyan, "Get lost!"

With a bang, Shu Yan was locked outside the bathroom, and there was a click of a lock from behind the door.

"Well, Teacher Yao! I didn't mean it! I saw that the door was unlocked, so I thought you were just washing your hands!" Shu Yan explained loudly outside the door.

Hmph, thought it was just washing hands?fuck her!Can the sound of so loud water in the shower be like washing hands?Which planet is she from!

Damn, you dare to express your opinions on other people's figures casually, you have no manners at all!

Shuzi!

villain!

Dare to peek at other people taking a bath... It's just, it's lewd... lewd/devil!

"Ms. Yao, listen to me. You have a very good figure. Really, I have never seen a woman with such a good figure! Your skin is very white, your waist is very thin, your butt is very high, your breasts are also big, and your breasts are very well-shaped—— "

"Shu Yan, shut your stinky mouth for me!"

"Ms. Yao, you teach Chinese, how can you speak foul language? If you let those male teachers who pursue you hear you, how much you will destroy your goddess image, how sad they will be..."

"To shut up!"

"Mr. Yao, how can I explain to you when you tell me to shut up? How can you forgive me if I don't explain to you? You see, we have to live together for so long, and the relationship between our roommates is not harmonious on the first day. How bad..."

"..."

"Teacher Yao, don't be angry, I apologize to you, but you should say something..."

"..."

In the bathroom, Yao Shuhan leaned against the tiles, clutching his red mature shrimp's face, enduring the frantic heartbeat in his chest, neither crying nor laughing, it was terribly uncomfortable.

Shu Yan, have you forgotten what happened 12 years ago?

Shu Yan, do you know how much courage I need to face you every time you appear in front of me?

Shu Yan, you are such a big villain!

I hate you the most!