math teacher please go away

The group of brats led by Yao Shuhan and Shu Yan finally graduated.

After the college entrance examination, the children of Class [-] and Class [-] got together and had a party.

Yin Dapeng brought two monitors to find Yao Shuhan, who was supervising the kids blowing balloons, and asked aggressively, "Why don't we let our class join!"

Squad leader A said: "Why!"

Squad leader B said: "Why, what, what, what..."

Yao Shuhan put down the pump, looked at Yin Dapeng with one hand on his hip and smiled, "Oh, what's the matter, you still have an echo?"

The squad leader shrank his neck and hid behind Yin Dapeng.

"You, you, why do you reject our brother class for so many years!" Yin Dapeng pointed at her nose and nodded, "I have been friends with you for several years, Shu Yan has only been here for three years, and you have turned against each other, Yao Shuhan You eat inside and out!"

Yao Shuhan picked up the pump, knocked on the table and pointed to the door, "Your brother's class is Class [-], go find your old Lei!"

A person drifted past the door at the right time, glanced sideways into the classroom, and said, "Class [-] doesn't welcome Class [-]."

Yin Dapeng's expression froze, and he hurriedly turned around with a smile on his face, and he almost hugged Teacher Lei's thigh and called Dad, "Ah! Old Lei! You are my brother and sister! You are—"

"Get out!" Teacher Lei shook his legs, goosebumps all over his body.

"Ah! Old Lei! You are a ray of spring breeze in the cold winter! You are—"

Teacher Lei performed his life-long mastery of Lingbo and quickly shifted in small steps with lightning speed, but Yin Dapeng was very good at chasing after each other. The two chased after each other, and disappeared at the end of the distant corridor after a while...

"Are you still leaving?" Yao Shuhan glanced at the monitor who was standing at the door in a daze.

The two children rubbed their noses and said, "We were just hired by the old class to increase our momentum, and we'll be done after he's gone."

Yao Shuhan rolled his eyes, and cursed at the direction where Yin Dapeng disappeared: "Count."

It was Yao Shuhan's turn to play truth or dare at the graduation party, and the students booed her to choose one.

Yao Shuhan struggled for a while, then gritted her teeth and said, "The truth." She thought that no one would know even if she lied, and it would be bad if she took a big risk and got embarrassed, it would ruin her image.

Wang Xiao smiled wickedly and handed the small bucket full of wooden sticks to Yao Shuhan. Yao Shuhan shrugged and took one out of it and gave it to Wang Xiao.

Wang Xiao glanced at the wooden stick and quickly threw it back into the bucket. He smiled flamboyantly and shook his bangs, "Teacher Yao, please listen to the questions."

"Well, tell me." Yao Shuhan drooped his eyelids listlessly.

"Hmm——" Wang Xiao cleared the bang, and read loudly: "Excuse me, when was the first time you had feelings for someone?"

"Oh—" There was a strange smile below.

Yao Shuhan blinked, "How does it feel?"

"Uh." Wang Xiao thought for a moment and said, "I like it."

Yao Shuhan frowned, and looked around at the winking students, a little speechless.

She said: "If it's the first time you like someone, it's 16 years old."

"Wow, so early!"

"My God!"

Wang Xiao crossed his arms, "Quiet!" Looking at Yao Shuhan, "Excuse me, what kind of person is the other party?"

Yao Shuhan paused for a moment, then asked: "Kid Wang Xiao, this should be your second question, you can only ask one."

"Hey, there is no rule to say a question, there are still more questions below!" Wang Xiao hurriedly said: "Students think so!"

"Yes!" The students said in unison.

Yao Shuhan supported his forehead.

"I want to know too, Mr. Yao, please tell me." Shu Yan, who was sitting in the innermost corner of the private room, raised her head slightly, holding a crystal goblet filled with one-third of the red wine in her hand, and there seemed to be something in her eyes. No smile.

Seeing the light falling into Shu Yan's eyes, the light and dark alternated, Yao Shuhan was slightly startled, a little lost.

Wang Xiao asked again: "Teacher Yao, what kind of person is that?"

The booing started again in the private room, Teacher Yao shouted.

Yao Shuhan pursed his lower lip, looked at Shuyan through the crowd.

Through the noisy voice and the stuffy air, Shu Yan raised her glass to Yao Shuhan, raised her head and drank it down.

Yao Shuhan curled his mouth and lowered his eyelashes.

"In the beginning, he was a very annoying person." Yao Shuhan's low voice was like a spring in the forest, and said, "Then, he was a very troublesome person. Then, he was a very cute person. Then he was hateful, and then It was helpless, but in the end, it was still disgusting and cheap."

"Huh?" The students were obviously surprised and disappointed by the old class's description, which was far from their romantic imagination.

In the corner, Shu Yan chuckled, poured another third into the glass, then got up, and walked slowly to Yao Shuhan.

She raised the wine glass in front of Yao Shuhan, "And then?"

All eyes were attracted.

"Then?" Yao Shuhan took the wine glass and smiled slightly, "There is no after."

The students were at a loss.

Shu Yan didn't respond, she just twitched the corner of her mouth and turned to call Wang Xiao: "Is it my turn to be the next one?"

In fact, it shouldn't be Shu Yan's turn, but even a student is willing to do something like Teacher Bagua.

"Yes yes yes! The next teacher Shu!" Wang Xiao came over with the small bucket in his arms, "Truth or dare?"

Shu Yan didn't even want to draw lots, "Big adventure."

Wang Xiao immediately changed the barrel for her, "Oh, then smoke this."

Shu Yan drew a lottery and Wang Xiao was going to get it, but Shu Yan took her hand away and didn't show it to him.

"Mr. Shu, this lot must be read by the host!" Wang Xiao said.

Shu Yan looked at the sign, smiled, and threw it back.

She said, "Tell me to kiss the person on the right."

Everyone turned their heads to Shuyan's right, it was Yao Shuhan.

Yao Shuhan froze for a moment, then was pulled into her arms by Shu Yan.

Shu Yan held the back of her head, lowered her head to enclose her lips, and kissed her.

"Fuck, what's going on!"

"Ah, this is, this is!!!"

After 1 minute, Shu Yan let go of Yao Shuhan, spread her hands and said, "It's your turn to take the big risk."

Everyone was in an uproar, and they hadn't recovered from the huge shock.

Finally, Wang Xiao came out to preside over the overall situation, "Okay, okay, next one! Guo Xiaoxiao is here to draw lots!"

Guo Xiaoxiao drew a lottery to expose her love history, and the students' attention was quickly diverted.

Yao Shuhan's mind was still in a daze, and it took him a while to recover.

Shu Yan walked up to her, picked up a strand of her beautiful hair and kissed it on her lips, "Go back?"

Yao Shuhan raised his hand to stroke Shu Yan's cheek, and asked blankly, "Do you know that you are annoying?"

Shu Yan smiled: "I love you."

Yao Shuhan moved his lips, obviously there were thousands of words in his chest, but he couldn't say a word when he opened his mouth.

"I have prepared two air tickets." Shu Yan pressed her lips against her ear, "Let's take a quick trip."

Yao Shuhan asked: "Honeymoon trip in advance?"

Shu Yan said: "You can think so, sooner or later."

Yao Shuhan's eyes sank, "Where did you get the money to buy the plane ticket?"

Shu Yan was speechless, looking at her innocently.

Yao Shuhan raised his hand to hit her, and wanted to kick her, "I told you to spend money recklessly!"

Shu Yan wailed as she ran out of the hotel: "Help, someone murdered my husband!"

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The destination is an ancient town, leaning on a river.

Walking in the ancient town, there are cobblestone roads, tiled houses, cocked house corners, and red tassels.

The decoration of the hotel is as retro as the neat rows of small houses in the ancient town. A row of wooden signs with red lines are hung on the counter in the hall, on which are written various dishes with a brush.

Shu Yan lay on the counter, staring intently at the Bo Bo Chicken written on the wooden sign.

Yao Shuhan narrowed his eyes and said, "You can buy whatever you want, staring at it like a dog, or a hungry dog ​​reincarnated."

Shu Yan suddenly said: "My mother gave me the money for the air ticket, but it's only for coming."

Is this the meaning of asking Yao Shuhan to pay and go home?

Yao Shuhan was slightly taken aback, "Auntie gave it?"

Shu Yan turned her head and said to the lady at the counter: "Beauty, we want a bowl of chicken."

Yao Shuhan looked at her side face, the sunlight cut out her straight nose bridge, resolute and powerful.

She hung her head and said nothing.

During the meal, Shu Yan taught Yao Shuhan how to count the sticks, put a handful of bamboo sticks left over after eating on the table and put them on the table, "Look, the red one is meat, and the white one is vegetarian. "

"Go, go, don't be embarrassing here, do you think you are the only one who can count?" Yao Shuhan waved his hand, and all the bamboo sticks stacked on the table were put into the plastic bucket under the table.She spoke impatiently, but with a smile on her face, "Children with mental disabilities are much happier."

Unexpectedly, Shu Yan actually replied: "Psychopaths have broad minds."

Yao Shuhan suddenly raised his head: "Say it again!"

Shu Yan smiled and said: "Mentally retarded and mentally ill, that's enough, don't ask too much."

Shuyan's eyelids drooped slightly, her eyelashes were slightly upturned, her black eyes looked straight at Yao Shuhan, her eyes were flat, and the other's reflection was quietly reflected in her dark pupils.

After being dazed for a moment, Yao Shuhan unconsciously touched his nose, and then a blush burned from the base of his ears, which spread rapidly, like a red rose wantonly spread in April, and it took only a light kiss to dye his entire face.

Yao Shuhan suddenly lay down on the table, with his head buried in his arms.

After a while, Yao Shuhan made a husky voice: "You are sick! You are so annoying! Get out!"

Sitting opposite, Shu Yan bit her chopsticks, a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

She shook her head, put down her chopsticks, got up and walked towards the door.

Hearing the movement on the other side, Yao Shuhan slowly raised his head from his arms, looked at Shu Yan's back and opened his mouth slightly, his eyes were a little distracted.

As soon as she reached the door, Shu Yan was about to step over the threshold with one foot, when suddenly her waist tightened, followed by a piece of warmth from her back.

She looked up at the sky and asked, "Didn't you tell me to get lost?"

Yao Shuhan hugged her tightly and said, "Don't leave me."

Shu Yan said: "You told me to get out, and you told me not to leave, which one should I listen to?"

Sitting by the entrance of the hotel was a magic stick wearing small sunglasses. He stroked the kid's beard, patted the paperweight in his hand hard, and said strangely: "In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, don't be ashamed! Go home and close the door to do it." go!"

Yao Shuhan and Shu Yan looked back, only to notice that there was always someone beside them.

Yao Shuhan glanced at the "Marriage Knot" written on the flag next to the eye stick, and glanced at the gossip picture printed on the gray gauze dress on the eye stick, hey, it's interesting.

She walked over, sat on the ponytail in front of the magic stick table, and asked, "My lord, how do you do this calculation?"

The magic stick stroked his beard, raised his hand and pointed at the flag, "Isn't it written here?"

Yao Shuhan said: "Oh, what about marriage. Then show me, how much will you charge?"

Shengun snorted, "Look at it?" He glanced at Shuyan, "What are you looking at, aren't you all screwed up there?"

Shu Yan really wanted to kick him and turn the place upside down.

Yao Shuhan glanced at Shu Yan beside him, smiled and said, "Great Immortal, give me a lottery."

The magic stick compared five, "One sign is fifty."

Yao Shuhan frowned, "It's a bit expensive."

"Huh, there's a hundred elsewhere." As he said that, the magic stick wanted to take back the lottery, "Whether you want to draw or not."

"Smack!" Yao Shuhan picked out a fifty-fifty and patted it on his desk.

"Yeah." The ending of the magic stick rose, "Here." Give her the sign.

Yao Shuhan randomly picked one, opened it, and saw that it said: The thousand-year-old mirror is reunited, and the woman seeks a husband and the man remarries; since then, the family has changed again, and more blessings have been added to the children and grandchildren.

Shu Yan leaned over to take a look, lowering her eyelids.

The magic stick took the lottery, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "The broken mirror is reunited, it's a good sign." Pointing to Yao Shuhan, "The obsession is too deep, the hostility is too strong, be careful it will backfire."

Yao Shuhan was slightly stunned, and pursed his lower lip, "Really."

She asked again: "Is there a way to resolve it?"

The magic stick was surprised, "You are signed, and you still want to crack it?"

Yao Shuhan shook his head, "I said obsession."

Shu Yan took her hand and walked away, "There is nothing to decipher, let alone feudal superstition."

"Hey, I—" Yao Shuhan turned to look at the magic stick, but was dragged away by Shu Yan.

Shen stick smiled and shook his head, put away the money, and hummed a little song while scrolling through Weibo on his mobile phone, when suddenly the light in front of him was blocked, casting a shadow.

"What is it?" Shen stick raised his head, but was slightly taken aback after seeing the person opposite him clearly.

The visitor turned his back to the light, his forehead was broken and slanted, his hair was long and high in the back of his head, his eyebrows and eyes were looking forward, and his whole person exuded the heroic spirit of the early summer sun. He tilted his head, and a diamond on his earlobe shone slightly.

She smiled lightly and asked: "The obsession has become a demon, how can I resolve it?"