The day of rebirth is in the male god

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Book Title: The Day of Rebirth in the Male God

Author: Food Giant Tower

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Lu Miao is a handsome man, but he loves facial paralysis.

Lived tremblingly until the age of 28, with suits and ties in front of people, but pictures of male gods kneeling and licking behind them, thinking about pornography and male gods every day, delusional about all kinds of pornographic theaters in their minds, and being so idiotic pointing fingers.

One day, she finally got her wish and molested a male god. Unexpectedly, Le Ji Sheng Bei was crushed to death by a flowerpot.Once reborn back to high school, and got a small system of the cute Tsundere buns.Under the pressure of Mr. System, study hard every day and go up every day to get rid of the idiot (but it's not an egg).

To sum it up in one sentence, the idiot yd shou went back to the past to be eaten up and wiped away by the male gods, and by the way completed the pornographic daily life of various delusional small theaters in the brain.

Edible guide

Male charm up abstinence male god attack Xyd idiot male god obsessed with pornography丨violent delusion subject

1vs1, mutual love, double cleanliness, master and receiver

This article was originally titled "Day's Male God", it seems too rough and can only be changed

Content tags: rebirth system, a soft spot

Search keywords: Protagonist: Lu Miao, Fu Yuanhang┃Supporting role: ┃Others: 1vs1, mutual favor

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☆, idiot Lu Miao

Lu Miao was almost late for work again today in order to secretly take pictures of the male god.After he sat down panting, secretary Xiaomei knocked on his office with a stack of documents.He patted his face and said coldly, "Come in."

"Manager Lu, the people from Party A will come to the company today, and the boss will ask you to receive them at that time. There are also these documents to be signed." After reporting, Xiaomei put down the documents in her hand, as quickly as a rabbit being chased by a snake Quietly exited Lu Miao's office.

Lu Miao looked at the documents piled on the table with a slumped face, and thousands of muddy horses galloped past in her heart.Ahhh!Why is it that the boss is always dead or dead with all kinds of jobs?And the secretary who just went out, why are you running faster than a rabbit?I know you will definitely go to the company's forum to post "Manager Lu's facial paralysis again today, everyone guesses whether he is constipated or his wife is cheating on you" and this kind of topic that ruins him tirelessly!

After thinking about it ten thousand times, Lu Miao still started to finish the work in hand.He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose expressionlessly and lowered his head to review the documents, but the air pressure around him was getting lower and lower.

Secretary Xiaomei, who was sitting outside and typing on the computer, suddenly shivered.She glanced at Manager Lu inside the glass door, and continued with her actions in a serious manner.

Tucao facial paralysis manager □□ group:

"Hey, Manager Lu is releasing air-conditioning again, I'm so scared sitting outside"

"The manager's aunt came today and forgot to bring her aunt's towel."

"I must have lost the fight with my wife last night. I came here today and saw scratches on his hands and neck."

"Manager Lu is so pitiful, there is a tigress at home"

……

Lu Miao loosened his neck, and the wound on his neck caused him to frown slightly.The peeping male god was almost discovered today because he hid in the nearby grass wittily and quickly, but he didn't expect that there were quite a lot of thorns in the grass, which hurt his neck and hands a lot.Fortunately, he got some close-up photos of the male god again!

Lu Miao looked up with a paralyzed face to see if the people outside were looking at him. Seeing that everyone was working hard (not), he carefully took out a photo in his trouser pocket and quickly pressed it under the file.

Hehe, male god, today I will love you dearly.Lu Miao secretly removed the document on it, and the villain in her heart looked at the person in the photo and blew the horn excitedly.

Lu Miao's face was paralyzed, and her fingers trembling slowly moved towards the male god's face.Ho ho!He touched the face of the male god!The villain in his heart covered his flushed face and turned left and right.The finger on the photo quietly moved to the male god's chest again, and the blushing villain directly burst into his head with blood and passed out.

Lu Miao frowned suddenly...he was shamefully hard!Just touched the male god in the photo, and it was so easy to get hard.

Ho Ho, he really couldn't resist the charm of the male god.

Xiaomei, the secretary sitting outside, stared nervously at Lu Miao, seeing him frowning suddenly as he looked at the document, with a displeased expression (it was just that he couldn't release the grandson), could it be that she had typed some wrong information again?Lu Miao didn't know that her dissatisfaction with her desires frightened the new secretary for a day.

At lunch time, Lu Miao packed up the documents in his hand and was about to go to the company cafeteria to fill up his stomach after fighting all morning, when he was sadly told by the secretary that he had to go out to eat with the people from Party A's company at noon.

Lu Miao walked into the elevator with a cold face, releasing the air-conditioning on her body dissatisfied.The few girls who were huddled in the corner of the elevator and were going to eat were too scared to breathe.Who messed with our great road manager again?Manager Lu's face was so paralyzed that he was terrified.Several girls thought in unison.

Lu Miao endured her anger and went down to the lobby on the first floor, and turned directly into the toilet.After searching every single room, seeing that he was the only one there, he finally couldn't hold back and turned on the button to complain about himself in the mirror.

"Is the boss dead? Is he dead? He must have gone to get the girl drunk again yesterday, so he skipped work today and arranged for him to meet the hell with Party A. Don't you know he's shy? Don't know he Do you feel paralyzed when facing strangers?"

"And why does Party A choose to come today because he doesn't come late? I don't know if sweet and sour pork ribs are his favorite in the cafeteria today. Do you have public morality? If you don't let people eat what you like, you will be punished." It was struck by lightning."

"And the girls in the company don't think I don't know, you are talking bad about me again! I am only 28, okay? Not 38 or 48, there are no tigresses in the family, and I didn't fight. I'm still single What! Also, he is a man, so he can't come to the aunt, and he can't use the aunt's towel."

As soon as she finished complaining, Lu Miao felt refreshed both physically and mentally.But why suddenly there is one more person reflected in the mirror.

Lu Miao pointed at the mirror and counted one or two, and found that no matter how many times she counted, there were always two people in the mirror.And why does the big brother in the mirror look more and more like his male god?

Lu Miao tensed her body, turned around silently, and slightly opened her squinted eyes.Looking up from bottom to top, I found that the buddy standing behind me has long legs, the shoes are famous brands, and the pants are ironed straight, which may be the problem of straight legs.Keep looking up, it seems that the things under the crotch are very important, which is incomparable to his Lu Xiaoniao, and then move up quietly, wearing a dark suit, wearing a silver-gray Rolex watch, and wearing a dark blue Prismatic tie...wait...why does this look so familiar?Lu Miao felt as if he had seen it somewhere just now.

He opened his eyes with a paralyzed face, and looked at the man who was a head taller than him. His paralyzed face was almost tense, mom!Your son's male god who has been an idiot for a long time actually appeared in front of him alive, and his eyes are raped Xing his whole body (thinking too much), your son is about to faint, okay!

Wait, the male god with such a brain-dead side just now probably didn't see it.

"I think sweet and sour pork ribs are fine for lunch." The man said blankly.

That's right, what Lu Miao was thinking in his heart unconsciously said in front of the male god.He covered his mouth tightly with both hands, his eyes widened and he could no longer maintain the facial paralysis on his face.

"You...you...are Party A's company..."

"If it's you who cursed Party A who was struck by lightning, it's me." The man in front of him still replied blankly.

"No, no, it was me who was struck by lightning! It wasn't you..." Lu Miao said nervously.The villain in his heart had already lost too much blood and couldn't get up. Why did the male god have a restrained expression on his face?

The male god just raised his eyebrows with an oh, and walked to the faucet to wash his hands.Lu Miao didn't dare to look at the male god openly, so he could only peek sideways. The male god's hands are so slender and beautiful, he has the urge to lick, okay, I feel that Lu Xiaomiao is about to cum if he stays any longer .

Lu Miao, with a paralyzed face, has such a naughty soul living in her heart...

Fu Yuanhang took out a paper towel to dry his hands, and when he was about to leave with his long legs, he turned to Lu Miao who was suddenly stunned and said, "It's not shameful for a 28-year-old single man to use an aunt's towel."

After finishing speaking, ignoring Lu Miao who had already turned into petrification, Fu Yuanhang walked out with long legs and pursed his lips gently.

Ahhh... The male god misunderstood him, he doesn't need the aunt's towel, he is not a pervert... Lu Miao covered her face and wanted to cry without tears.

Company canteen hall.

Lu Miao dawdled and finally got to the next door to Fu Yuanhang, silently dragged out the stool and put down the plate in his hand, raised his eyelids and quietly looked at the male god who was eating lunch quietly.Looking at the face of the male god eating quietly, he was so handsome that his face was full of blood.

Fu Yuanhang's slender hands were attached to the red chopsticks, his skin looked particularly fair, and the movements of picking up vegetables were so elegant.

Lu Miao bit her chopsticks and thought in her mind that if she was the chopsticks in the hands of a male god, roar, she would feel shy just thinking about it.

Fu Yuanhang nodded slightly, showing with his eyes why he just bites his chopsticks and doesn't eat.Lu Miao accurately received the message from the male god's eyes, straightened her body, and wolfed down the food.

Fu Yuanhang looked away silently, feeling more and more strange that the road manager of Party B in front of him was a bit strange.

If Lu Miao knew that his male god had labeled him "strange" on the first day he met, he would definitely cry to death.He's not surprised, he's just a little idiot.

Of course it wasn't surprising that Fu Yuanhang found him later, he was already outrageously idiotic.

After eating, Lu Miao took Fu Yuanhang to his office.

The two lonely men and widows were in the same room, Lu Miao suppressed the desire in his heart, and discussed the contract with Fu Yuanhang carefully with a paralyzed face.

Fu Yuanhang might feel a little hot, he loosened the tie under the collar with his hands, but his eyes were still focused on the contract.

And our Lu Miao's small eyes inadvertently glanced at the male god, which almost blinded the eyes of our little pervert Lu Miao, and almost turned into a wolf and pounced on him.He really wanted to dig out the camera in the closet and take a picture of the male god's naked collarbone.Lu Miao looked at the bookcase under her feet with a paralyzed face, and silently turned her gaze back to the contract.

Lu Miao's heart was about to move, and she wished she could immediately post a post on the Internet called "嘤嘤~What should the poster do if the male god strips his clothes in front of him~ Wait online! "

Fu Yuanhang noticed that the manager of Party B was in a daze again, and he frowned slightly.

Didn't this kid get into the position of manager by virtue of his connections?

Lu Miao returned to her senses and carefully smiled at Fu Yuanhang, Fu Yuanhang just lowered his eyes and blinked his eyelashes quietly.

"Boss Fu, do you think there is any problem?" Lu Miao asked with a serious face.In fact, his heart is like this - ho ho~ The male god's eyelashes are so long, I really want to touch them.

Fu Yuanhang flipped through the document with his slender fingers, and finally closed the document and placed it on Lu Miao's desk.Patting his pants, he stood up and nodded, "No problem. I will send the company's staff to follow up. Please trouble Manager Lu today. I have something to do and I will leave first."

"No trouble, no trouble... I am very happy to serve you. You are welcome to come to our company as well. I will treat you to delicious sweet and sour pork ribs." Lu Miao waved his hands, and said in a slightly excited and shy tone.

"Okay, thank you Manager Lu." Fu Yuanhang just nodded.

After seeing the male god off, Lu Miao went downstairs, rushed into the office, pulled down the curtains, and rolled on the sofa excitedly.

"Haha, the male god called me Manager Lu today. The male god promised to have sweet and sour pork ribs with me next time haha, so shy. What should I wear then?"

The more Lu Miao hugged the pillow, the more she thought about it, the more excited she became, her cheeks were flushed.

The author has something to say: I am the manuscript depositor, the stupid author has already fallen asleep, and I will be catching bugs another day~~

☆, wretched male god

Lu Miao was lying on the edge of the window, holding a binoculars to look at the luxury house opposite, but the owner of the house he wanted to spy on had never opened the window or turned on the light.Lu Miao suffered 100 million physical and mental injuries.

The male god has not appeared for a week.The lights are not turned on, and the windows are closed tightly. Are you on a business trip or going back to your hometown?Could it be that he moved to live with his fiancée or was injured and hospitalized?Thinking about all kinds of possibilities, Lu Miao's mood became more and more depressed.He hasn't seen the male god for a week, hasn't taken a new photo of the male god for a week, and has no motivation to develop a relationship with the five-finger girl for a week. Lu Xiaomiao has been soft for a week, okay?

Lu Miao collapsed on the bed dragging his tired body, every corner he saw was the figure of a male god.

Who asked Lu Miao to post photos of male gods that were secretly taken all over the room, male gods frowning on the phone, waiting for the bus when the car broke down, going to the supermarket in casual clothes, wiping sweat with a towel for morning exercise... Roar No matter how you look at it, Lu Miao thinks the male god is so handsome.

It's just that the male god has never noticed his existence, and I feel very tired just thinking about it.

He obviously lives in the slum next to the male god, every morning the male god would run past him unintentionally, and would follow him to the supermarket to buy the same food and household items... But the male god is Never looked him in the eye.

Lu Miao, an idiot, huddled under the quilt to pretend to be melancholy on this sunny rest day.Sure enough, because the male god is not there, the idiot will wither.

On Monday, Lu Miao scratched her head dejectedly and got up. After washing, she found that the alarm clock had stopped and almost missed the bus. When she got on the bus, she was almost squeezed to death by the rush hour crowd.When approaching the company, the bus broke down. The struggling Lu Miao could only run fast with his legs, and was almost hit by a car that drove out suddenly.

What an unlucky Monday.

Lu Miao came to the office in a panic, and before she could sit down, her palm was pricked by a cactus on the table.He stared at the lump of cactus expressionlessly, wanting to cry without tears.

"Button! button!"

Xiaomei led a bald man in.

"Manager Lu, this is Mr. Liang sent by Bohua to follow up the project." Xiaomei introduced.

"Oh, hello!" Lu Miao shook his hand with a cold face.Bohua Company is the company of the male god, why is the male god not in charge, he is so disappointed.

"Hello, hello, Manager Lu. I will be in charge of the rest of the work. Our boss said that Manager Lu is very capable and young and promising. Let me learn more from you." The bald man flattered Lu Miao while holding Lu Miao's hand.

"Mr. Fu still said that about me?" The villain in my heart blew the trumpet excitedly.Lu Miao asked pretending to be calm.

"Of course, of course, our boss likes Manager Lu."

"Congratulations, congratulations, everyone learns from each other, haha..."

Bohua's bald man secretly wiped away his sweat. Sure enough, everyone loves to listen to flattery. He originally thought that Manager Lu with facial paralysis would be difficult to get along with, but he was just an ordinary person.

Lu Miao took the other party's shoulders, glanced at his secretary who was looking around curiously, he moved a few more steps, and asked quietly: "By the way, why did you go, Mr. Fu?"

The bald man couldn't figure out what Lu Miao was thinking, so he laughed and said, "It seems like I'm going back to my hometown to go on a blind date and get married."

Bang, a bolt of thunder fiercely split Lu Miao's little heart in half.

"Oh, that's right, people who are almost thirty should think about the big things in life." Lu Miao returned to her seat silently, and waved to the bald man listlessly, "Xiaomei, take him out for a visit. The company. I still have documents to review."

Both Xiaomei and the bald man were very puzzled by Manager Lu who suddenly became depressed.He was obviously quite happy just now, why is his expression so frightening now?The bald man thought he might have said something wrong... Manually like it, the bald man gave Lu Miao [-] damage points, ko opponent!

After the two went out, Lu Miao lay down on the table and wiped away her tears and snot.

The male god actually went on a blind date, the male god is getting married, and the male god no longer belongs to him, he felt so sad, he really wanted to ask why the male god was so ruthless, cruel and unreasonable to him--

And far away in his hometown in City Y, a certain male god who was taking care of his sick grandmother sneezed. He touched his nose and silently turned on the heater in the room.

The grandma on the bed was flipping through the book, and heard her grandson sneezing, she worriedly said, "Xiaohang, would you like some ginger soup, did you freeze up last night?"

Fu Yuanhang sat down, pulled the quilt that the old man had slipped off, and said softly, "It's okay, I'll find some ginger soup when you sleep."

The old man nodded in satisfaction, his eyes were a little tired, he put down the book and lay down, and gradually fell asleep.

Fu Yuanhang carefully touched the old man's wrinkled face, got up and walked out of the ward.

Lu Miao didn't want to go to work, so after handing over the work, he forced the boss to give him a big vacation to heal his injured heart.He booked a train ticket in the middle of the night and decided to go back to his hometown to have a look.

Lu Miao works in city x, but his hometown is in city y. Although different provinces are not far apart, it's only a three-hour train ride.After her parents had a car accident in her second year of high school, Lu Miao lived alone with her parents' compensation. During that time, she was particularly decadent, and her academic performance fell to the bottom of the class.Of course, he failed the college entrance examination and had to go to the second line in the next province. He packed his luggage and came to X University. After graduation, he stayed in X City to work.After he turned 28, he returned to his hometown very few times. After all, no one was waiting for him when he went back.

Lu Miao got on the train and stood in the aisle of the train, watching the whistling night quietly lost in thought.

Sure enough, after being abandoned by the male god, people become vulnerable.Tonight I ran back to my hometown out of nowhere, no matter how I thought about it, I felt my head was amused.Looking at the street lights flashing by outside the window, Lu Miao complained secretly in her heart.

When the train entered the tunnel, the whole train became dark, only sporadic sleepless people were playing with their mobile phones.When Lu Miao was about to fumble back to his bed, the train was just about to leave the tunnel, and a dazzling light suddenly hit him.

Lu Miao raised her hand to cover her eyes in horror, not seeing the cluster of light buried in his body in an instant.

After the light disappeared, Lu Miao slowly put down her hands, and turned around to find that the people in the carriage were still asleep, and those who were looking at their mobile phones were not surprised by the strangeness just now.

"My paranoia has turned into a mental illness?" Lu Miao muttered to herself.I couldn't figure it out, so I rolled back to my bed and fell asleep.

“开普勒-452b系统着陆成功，寻找寄生饲主完毕。数据开始载入……98%……100%……系统优化成功。安全连接……系统001号连接完毕……系统唤醒准备……1%……”

Lu Miao felt as if there were piles of mosquitoes buzzing around his ears in his sleep.

After three days in Lu Miao's house in his hometown, he finally couldn't take it anymore and decided to go out for a stroll.Now City Y has become more beautiful and prosperous.The buildings that I was familiar with before have been demolished to build new large commercial streets or high-end residential areas.The street became wider and bigger, and rows of poplars were planted on both sides.

Lu Miao came to the high school where she used to study, and now it's class time, and there are only a handful of people at the school gate.He found a noodle shop that was probably newly opened and ordered a bowl of beef noodles.While waiting for the face to come, a ragged beggar rushed in and pulled Lu Miao's trousers.

The beggar stared wide-eyed and muttered to Lu Miao: "Boy, your seal is black and you look very fierce. You'd better go home now."

Lu Miao thought it was funny in her heart, but on the surface, she just pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose coldly, took out a dozen yuan from her trouser pocket and stuffed it to the beggar.

"I see, these ten yuan is enough for you to eat a bowl of noodles."

"Boy, remember to go home quickly." The beggar counted the money in his hand, came and left in a hurry.

Just in time, the beef noodles came out, and Lu Miao immediately put the beggar's words behind him.

Strolling until the evening, Lu Miao checked the sky and decided to take the tram home.After going through all kinds of hardships and finally squeezed into the tram, Lu Miao remembered that today is Friday and it is time to get off work.

Lu Miao was squeezed near the car door by the crowd, and her chest was pressed against the back of the tall man in front of him with his back against the car door.He smelled the male hormones emitted by the other party, and felt his nose itch.He moved his butt, but the crowd behind him suddenly squeezed even tighter, and his soft buttocks rubbed against the side of the tall man's long legs.

Lu Miao wanted to cry but couldn't cry, why did Xiao Lu Miao, who only reacted to male gods, have a tendency to look up.

The tall man might feel that it was too crowded and uncomfortable, so he turned his body slightly, and Lu Miao just raised his head to catch a glimpse of his profile.

Ho ho!It turned out to be the long-lost male god!

So now Xiaolu Miao is rubbing against the long legs of the male god?Lu Miao was almost knocked out by the sudden happiness.

The evil idiot body in his heart suddenly started to move around. Thinking of the male god going on a blind date behind his back, his evil thoughts took root in his mind.

Lu Miao shrinks her body, making sure that the male god will not see his face on the glass of the car door, slowly stretches out her magic claws, rests on the male god's waist excitedly, and slowly moves down from the suit jacket into the white in the shirt.He pinched the male god's waist, felt that the male god seemed to tremble, and moved his hand down even more excitedly, to the male god's buttocks.

Lu Miao endured the nosebleeds that were about to spurt out, and gave the male god's ass a quick, wretched hand.The male god probably thought it was because the crowd was too crowded and someone accidentally bumped into his body, so he just leaned over and moved in.

The movements of Lu Miao's hands were bolder, and her body was tightly pressed against the male god's back, and the temperature of the two bodies was exchanged.

Fu Yuanhang frowned, feeling that the person behind him seemed to be touching his body, and the other person's body was getting closer and closer, and his breathing was so heavy that he could hear it...

Fu Yuanhang thought to himself, he, a big man, would not have met the legendary tram idiot.

When Fu Yuanhang was about to reach out and grab the hand of the idiot who was stroking his buttocks, the gentle female voice announcing the arrival of the tram suddenly sounded.As soon as the bustling crowd poured out, Fu Yuanhang quickly turned around and found that the idiot behind him had disappeared.

He watched the car door slowly close with a dark face.

Lu Miao jumped up and down excitedly smelling the smell on her hands.

Hoho~ He decided not to take a shower for a week, to preserve the smell of the male god on his hands.

He clasped his hands and took a sharp breath, and when his nose itched, bright red nosebleeds gushed out.Lu Miao wanted to cover her nose with her hands, but thought that these hands were the hands that had touched the male god's buttocks, how could they do such a dirty thing as covering nosebleeds.Lu Miao could only rush home in a hurry.

When he sprinted past an old dormitory building, a flower pot without a guardrail next to the window of a family upstairs suddenly slammed down.

Lu Miao only felt a pain in his head, and he fell to the ground.

Streams of blood slowly overflowed from the back of his head, and the flowerpot shattered all over the ground beside him.

☆、Bun system

“系统001号连接完毕……系统唤醒准备……98%……99%……100%……连接饲主准备……98%……99%……警告警告……饲主昏迷中……发现饲主求生意识强烈……开始无主控制……100V电压准备……输出……”

Lu Miao's body twitched, and a faint electric light flashed across him.

"Fuck! Pain, pain, pain!"

Lu Miao, who was in a coma, jumped up in pain, bluffed and spun around on the spot a few times, and the pain in his body finally eased.

"The owner was successfully rescued...connected to the 001 system... I wish you a happy pet life..."

Suddenly there was an emotionless male voice in his head, Lu Miao looked around in surprise, and found that he was the only one in the room.

"Who's talking?" Lu Miao stepped back to the bed, shrank into the quilt, and rolled herself into a ball.He secretly lifted a corner of the quilt, and carefully looked at the current place with wide eyes.

Sky-blue curtains, old desks, piles of high school books and exam papers, celebrity posters on the walls...and a family portrait of three people on the bedside table and a calendar with the year 2000 on it...Damn it!Isn't this the room layout that Lu Miao lived in from elementary school to high school!

"What's going on here..." Lu Miao carefully recalled what he was doing before he fell into a coma.He remembered that after he molested a male god on the tram, he seemed to be crushed to death by a flower pot after excruciating joy - he woke up and found that he was back in high school.

So Lu Miao was reborn? !

"Tsk tsk, the brain circuit is too slow."

An electronic child's voice suddenly sounded in the room.

"Who!"

Lu Miao was much bolder in the room she was familiar with.He lifted the quilt and picked up a baseball bat from the closet, bent over and looked around.

"What do you look at, I'm here."

The electronic child's voice shouted impatiently.

Lu Miao followed the voice and lowered her head to look down at the child who suddenly appeared at her feet and was not as tall as her calf.

The little bun had bulging cheeks, his small arms were wrapped around his chest, and he was wearing a small white suit with a cute cartoon bow tie tied on it.There was a serious expression on his face, the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he looked about four or five years old.

Lu Miao was surprised to find that the little bun's body was not solid, and after a closer look, he could find that the little bun was actually made up of a bunch of data.

"What are you?" Lu Miao stretched out his hand, quickly reached into the little bun's body and shook it back and forth a few times, but didn't touch anything.The little bun's body was reflected on Lu Miao's hand like a projector.

"You're too rude. I'm nothing. I'm No. 452, the tuning system developed by the Kepler-001b planetary intelligence brain." The little bun slapped Lu Miao's hand off unhappy.

"Huh? Can you touch me?" Lu Miao felt a pain in his hand.

"As long as I consume a little energy, I can take a part of the data and turn it into an entity, but it's too difficult, and it can only be materialized for a few seconds." Xiao Baozi raised his head proudly. Although his face was full of impatience, he still tried his best to explain it to Lu Miao. .

Lu Miao nodded: "Then how do you get your energy?"

When Xiao Baozi heard this question, his eyes seemed to brighten up, and he looked at Lu Miao with big round eyes.

"You!" Looking at Lu Miao's surprised expression, Xiao Baozi No. 001 explained: "I am the training system, as long as you complete the tasks during the training process, you can get rewards, and I will also grow to energy."

"Wait... What the hell are you teaching... or teaching me! I'm a normal person!" Lu Miao wanted to grab Xiao Baozi System's shoulders, but couldn't do it, and fell face-to-face .

"The system checks that the owner's moron level is max, the abnormality index is five stars, and the possibility of physical harm to the male god he has a crush on is S-level. For the sake of the safety of the male god the owner has a crush on, the owner must urgently start the training process .”

The Xiaobaozi system called up an electronic board, and slowly read it word by word to Lu Miao, who was lying on the ground and became more and more ashamed.

"I'm just a bit of an idiot... I'm not a pervert..."

"On July 2012, 7, the owner rummaged through the male god's garbage, and found an old toothbrush, three old towels, a set of old pajamas, and a discarded pen. He recycled these waste items by himself, and the disgusting degree was max. That day Candidly took 21 photos of the male god, peeped at the male god 399 times with a telescope, and the abnormality index cannot be calculated. On August 200, 2012, the owner was crushed to death by a flower pot. pointing."

Hey Hey hey!Why does the more you talk about it, the more it seems like that, the more you talk about it, the more Lu Miao thinks he is a pervert.

"Owner, I found that you are really perverted." Xiao Baozi finished reading the information on the board, and handed Lu Miao an expression of "I knew it".

Lu Miao's face turned red, and she lay powerlessly on the ground.

This is his deep love for the male god!

The little bun ran up to Lu Miao on his short legs, straightened his crooked tie, squatted in front of him, and patted his head with his virtual hands. The little adult said, "Owner, you can rest assured." , because your idiot index is too high, the system will select you as the leader to be transferred. No. 001 will definitely do everything in its power to help you get on the right track!"

Lu Miao stared at him blankly, thinking silently, what the hell, is he a normal person!On the right path of peat!Isn't he just a little crazy about the male god!God you must be playing with me...

On the first day of rebirth, Lu Miao (passively) embarked on the road of getting rid of the idiot.

Lu Miao was reborn, but only a week after his parents died.That day, 16-year-old Lu Miao was planning to commit suicide, but in the end he failed.Later, Lu Miao didn't have the courage to commit suicide again, and passed through high school in a daze, and then left this sad place to go to X City.

So Lu Miao's rebirth happened to be the day he cut his wrist and committed suicide.

Now that Lu Miao thinks about how stupid she was at that time, she was just afraid that living alone would be so stupid that she would commit suicide.In my previous life, I lived to be 28 years old, and I had to bear all the happy and sad things by myself, and I had long since ignored everything.So in this life, Lu Miao decided to be an idiot male god.

Baozi covered his face in the system. Hearing that the owner had such an unambitious goal, he felt that the tasks he assigned in the future would probably...should be...difficult to pass...

Celebrating her new life, Lu Miao decided to take the Xiaobaozi system to have a big meal.After changing into her tracksuit and carrying her wallet, Lu Miao walked towards the night market.

He remembers that when he was in high school, he liked to go to the night market on the street behind his home to eat.Searching for the memory and groping for the route, Lu Miao finally found a dumpling shop that she used to like the most.

He found a corner seat familiarly, and the proprietress also knew him, and when she saw him coming, she took the initiative to greet him.

"Xiao Miao, I haven't seen you this week. I thought you were tired of my family's craftsmanship." Aunt Zhang, the proprietress, is a middle-aged woman who is a bit fat. Although she is a bit wordy, she is very kind to Lu Miao. nice guy.

"Something happened at home. I miss Aunt Zhang's dumplings very much this week." Lu Miao said with a light smile.

"Okay, okay, Aunt Zhang loves to listen to what Xiao Miaozi has to say. I will increase the amount for you today, and you eat slowly." Aunt Zhang happily patted Lu Miao on the shoulder several times, almost killing half of Lu Miao's life.

"Thank you, Aunt Zhang." Lu Miao smiled shyly.

Aunt Zhang gave Lu Miao an extra amount of big-name dumplings and then went to greet other guests.Lu Miao took a few sips of the dumpling soup first, and the familiar taste of nostalgia spread over his taste buds, making him sigh comfortably.

The Xiaobaozi No. 001 system suddenly poked its head out from under the table, tilted its head and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Of course it's delicious." Lu Miao answered it.

"It's a pity I can't eat it." Xiao Baozi curled his lips and disappeared in place unhappy.

"Hey, little bun, where are you going?" Lu Miao called softly.Although he and Xiao Baozi had only known each other for a day, they still had feelings for each other, and he felt a little bit sad that Xiao Baozi was gone.

Perhaps sensing the owner's reluctance, Xiao Baozi finally responded to him: "Idiot owner, I'm in your mind. And you don't need to talk, we can communicate telepathically."

When Lu Miao heard Xiao Baozi complaining about herself, the little bit of reluctance disappeared.

Lu Miao didn't want to deal with the little buns anymore, and started to quickly finish the dumplings in the bowl.When he was full, a person he was very familiar with came to the table next to him.

Xiao Bin? !

16-year-old Xiao Bin is talking and laughing with his classmates.Lu Miao moved her butt secretly, trying to eavesdrop on their conversation.

Speaking of Xiao Bin, he is a classmate of Lu Miao x University, and the two are still roommates, so the relationship has always been close.It was also Xiao Bin who made Lu Miao rise to the attributes of an idiot...

At that time, he and Xiao Bin were in the sophomore year, and he had a close relationship with him, so he knew the tragic life of Lu Miao's parents who died. He felt that Lu Miao was homeless during the New Year, so he invited Lu Miao to his house for the New Year.Seeing that she couldn't shirk, Lu Miao went happily.Xiao Bin's parents treated Lu Miao better than Xiao Bin after knowing about Lu Miao, as if Lu Miao was their real son.Xiao Bin even joked about it.

The winter vacation of University X has always been earlier than that of many universities. One day Xiao Bin was bored and took Lu Miao to the local University Y. At that time, University Y held a school sports meeting before the holiday.It was also that day that Lu Miao met the male god Fu Yuanhang.Cupid's arrow just "swish" and shot a few arrows at his heart, almost