The day of rebirth is in the male god
Work related
To pierce his little heart--
Fu Yuanhang is Xiao Bin's high school classmate, and Xiao Bin took this opportunity to visit his high school friends, but actually he went to the sports meeting to hook up with beautiful girls.
At that time, Xiao Bin also introduced Lu Miao to Fu Yuanhang, but Lu Miao was almost blinded by the light of the male god at that time, and behaved very stupidly and stupidly.
Fu Yuanhang just glanced at him blankly, nodded and left.The image of Lu Miao did not stir up any waves in the calm heart of the male god.
Thinking of such a sad past, Lu Miao felt that he was so hard-pressed and physically and mentally traumatized.Sure enough, the male god hadn't paid attention to him at all since then, and suddenly realized that he didn't exist, how should he break the induction?
But now he is reborn as a sophomore in high school, which means that the male god is also a sophomore in high school now, and he is still in the same city as him, which means that he can spy on the male god openly!
The Xiaobaozi No. 001 system reminded with a cold face: "Owner, if you find that you are harassing your male god without permission, then I will put 100v on you, so that you can't go out."
"Fuck, do you need to be so ruthless!" Lu Miao raised her middle finger silently in her heart.
"The system is only for the safety of your male god." Xiao Baozi said calmly.
"You're ruthless!" Lu Miao thought of the electric shock when he woke up, so he could only suppress his idiotic desire to peep at the male god's body.
"The school sports meeting will be held next week. I'm going to run 3000 meters that day. The class monitor is so ruthless that he signed me up without asking my opinion." Xiao Bin's voice came from behind Lu Miao.
"It seems that Fu Yuanhang was also arranged to run 3000 meters." Said the short boy who was with Xiao Bin.
"Really, then I can't lose to him. As long as I win, Banhua should agree to date me."
"This is a society that depends on faces. When you win or lose, people will only pay attention to Fu Yuanhang, okay?"
"I really don't know what's so good about Fu Yuanhang's pretty face, isn't he just a little more handsome than me?"
Hearing this, Lu Miao complained silently in her heart, the male god is [-] times more handsome than you, and what kind of thing is that class flower who dares to like my male god, don't you know that my male god's body, mind and future are mine!
"Next week, there will be a school sports meeting at the male god's school. Just thinking about it will make me excited." Lu Miao thought to himself.
"Owner, have you forgotten what I just said?" Xiao Baozi said dissatisfied.
"Damn it, I forgot about this, how can I find the male god?"
"Just complete my training mission."
"As long as I finish, you won't stop me from meeting the male god?"
"Probably so. As long as your idiot index drops, you can of course meet the male god."
After Lu Miao listened, he clenched his fists and said that in order to get the body of the male god as soon as possible, he would work hard and be trained.
But what the hell is being transferred? !
"Ding, congratulations to the owner for starting the training mission. Task one, please catch the three perverts in underwear."
The author has something to say: This article is to satisfy the stupid author's imagination, there is no logic, don't worry about it.It will probably be updated every day, after 10 pm~
☆, system tasks
The next day.
Lu Miao lay dead on the bed and had no intention of getting up.Little Baozi No. 001 really wanted to give him a brick when he saw his decadent and loveless appearance.
"Owner, are you planning to give up mission one?"
"Your owner has no motivation now, and doesn't want to do anything."
"Didn't you still have high morale yesterday and want to meet the male god?"
"But I suddenly discovered that I didn't bring the photos I worked so hard to collect in my previous life. Now I don't have a single photo of a male god on my body. My Xiaolu Miao can't get up with five finger girls. I suddenly feel that the future is so dark, and I don't face it every day. If you post a photo of the male god, I will die!"
Lu Miao knelt on the bed and howled, with her hands on the ground, her face full of doomsday.
"You perverted peat, put away your dirty heart." Unable to take it anymore, Little Baozi No. 001 couldn't hold back, and kicked Lu Miao's ass frantically with short legs.But with him being so small, he was actually tickling Lu Miao.
"Why don't I fly to the male god's high school right now, secretly take a hundred or two hundred photos of him, and then come back to do the task?" Lu Miao stared at Xiao Baozi No. 001 with bright eyes, but his subordinates were quickly folding the quilt and getting dressed .
"..." The No. 001 system with a head full of black lines virtualized an electric rod, and a blue current flashed brightly on the electric rod, "Damn pervert, if you dare to walk out of this door, I will let you experience the pain of being a eunuch firsthand." .”
Lu Miao subconsciously shut her mouth and covered her crotch.
Lu Miao walked down the street dejectedly.According to systematic analysis, perverts who steal underwear usually appear in bachelor apartments where there are more women living alone.
Lu Miao clicked on the virtual board in front of her, and checked the requirements of the task in detail.
"Task 0: Ask the owner to catch three perverts in underwear (3/1000). The time is one day. If you succeed, you will get a big gift bag. If you fail, the owner will be prohibited from appearing within [-] meters of the male god."
"Little Baozi, is it what I mean by forbidding to appear within 1000 meters of the male god?" Lu Miao widened her eyes in horror.
"Owner, you are finally smart. For example, if your male god is in school, you can't step into their school gate. If you violate it, the system will stun you and drag you home."
Boom!This is more uncomfortable than killing Lu Miao, what the hell, wouldn't you be able to get close to the male god, peeping at him and molesting him, wouldn't Xiao Lu Miao never lift up for life? !
Lu Miao raised her head with a cold face and said: "Long Lang Qiankun, in broad daylight, where are there so many perverts? Where do you ask me to find..."
Before Lu Miao finished speaking, a figure flew past him like a gust of wind.Then there was a shout from an aunt in the distance.
"Come on! There is a pervert who steals underwear!"
Mahler Gobi... Thousands of grass mud horses in Lu Miao's heart are singing "Why are you so red, Huaer" and stepping over his fragile heart.
"Owner, then the underwear pervert you want to catch will appear." Xiao Baozi No. 001 pointed with a smile and pointed forward.
"You are cruel!"
Lu Miao ran after the man in front of him who just ran past her quickly.
After running for a while, Lu Miao found that his body didn't feel tired at all. If he had walked two hundred steps in his previous life, he would have been lying on the ground waiting for an ambulance.Sure enough, young capital is good, so thinking about the future sex'fu is a little exciting.
The little bun looked at the owner with a dark face and his mind was wandering again.
This owner is really sick, he should take medicine!
The underwear thief didn't expect to be so bad today. He wanted to make a ticket on the first day but met a high school student who chased him all the way with a paralyzed face.And why does he think this high school student is the same as him?
If Steamed Bun System No. 001 heard this, he would give him a thumbs up and reward him with a deep kiss. His owner is indeed a pervert.
The underwear thief glanced left and right and decided to take a shortcut and run into a narrow alley.A lot of discarded garbage, wooden boxes and rows of sticks are piled up in the alleys every few meters.
The underwear thief moved very sensitively, running and jumping quickly across these obstacles.Lu Miao's face was stiff, and the cold air released from her body could freeze a person to death.He stepped over the trash a little clumsily, but accidentally stepped into a bag of stinking trash.
"Little Baozi, do you have any skills that allow me to fly into the sky and escape into the sea?" Lu Miao pinched her nose and looked at her dirty right foot.
Whoever throws the garbage is so uncivil, and it's full of overnight soup, it's disgusting and smelly!Lu Miao's face was as black as black charcoal.
"Owner, you're thinking too much. Are those high-tech skills what I have in a small training system?" Little Baozi No. 001 turned his head arrogantly, his fleshy face was full of pride.
As a training system that is useless and can't help the owner, what do you have to be proud of?What's the use of you!Lu Miao said with contempt.
"Owner, if you don't chase that underwear thief, you're going to run away..."
System No. 001 held the bun face and motioned Lu Miao to look at the man who had run a long way.
"It's really... Xiao Lu Miao stood up and masturbated for the sake of the male god's body!"
Lu Miao endured the nausea under her feet, shouted loudly, and rushed out like an arrow.
"What psycho is yelling!"
In the old residential building next to the alley, a fat woman wearing a facial mask poured a basin of cold water.
Fortunately, Lu Miao moved quickly enough to dodge, and he raised his middle finger silently.
With the blessing of the male god's body, Lu Miao's running speed became faster and faster.Seeing that he was about to be caught, the underwear thief stopped in place and pushed a pile of wooden sticks tied in the corner towards Lu Miao.Lu Miao could only take a few steps back and block it with her hands, but there were still a few scars on her face from the wooden stick.
Lu Miao's face was completely blackened, he picked up the garbage bag under his body, and threw it at the underwear thief, who was caught off guard by him and fell to the ground in embarrassment.Lu Miao picked up a bag of trash and whipped him hard.
"I'll let you steal panties, I'll let you run, and I'll let you scratch my grandpa's pretty face!"
Mr. System covered his face and was ashamed to look at this blackened owner.
The underwear thief was knocked unconscious, and Lu Miao stopped with a hum.
Upon closer inspection, the pervert who stole the underwear turned out to be a young man in his twenties. Although he was foaming at the mouth, he looked handsome, but he fainted and was still clutching the large pair of leopard-print ladies' underwear.
"Is this world changing too fast? The quality of underwear thieves has risen to this level? But isn't the taste too heavy, and you actually like aunt..." Lu Miao shook her head bitterly.
"You have absolutely no right to speak of others." Xiao Baozi said with a black face.
"At least my male god is a god. They sell beef for 30 yuan on the street, and my male god is fat beef at a high price."
"I don't think anyone likes being compared to a fat cow." The system complained.
"But it's a miracle to meet a pervert who steals underwear one day. Where can I find a second pervert who steals underwear?"
"There is a saying that 'same sex attracts', you have to believe that your idiot's max index will make you meet the same kind soon." No. 001 said emphatically.
After he finished speaking, the familiar aunt's voice came from the exit of the alley.
"Come here! There's another pervert stealing underwear!"
Lu Miao asked silently: "Little Baozi, you really didn't arrange this?"
The little bun replied silently: "Hehe, I didn't expect you to have such a strong gravitational force."
Ha ha peat!
It took less than half a day to meet two perverts who stole underwear, and their mother still stole from the same aunt.Are her panties smelly? !
With the experience of catching thieves for the first time, Lu Miao has begun to be handy for the second time.
The second panty-stealing pervert was smarter than the first one, choosing a downtown with more people.He nimbly shuttled through the crowd, and even stopped to laugh at Lu Miao.
But the man who stole the underwear wanted to cry when he saw the situation behind him.Why did people bypass the place Lu Miao passed by, leaving a straight road for the two of them?
That's because Lu Miao was covered in stench, even his own nose failed due to the smell, and the others didn't run away when they smelled it.
The second big man who stole underwear was quickly caught by Lu Miao because he couldn't stand the stench on Lu Miao's body and chose to surrender automatically.
"Owner, you can choose to keep this golden finger. It's like killing the enemy when you meet the enemy." The little bun "kindly" reminded.
Lu Miao looked at the underwear thief who was stunned by the stench with a cold face, her heart was broken and she lost her ability to speak.
Lu Miao watched the two underwear thieves being taken away by the police, clapped her hands and left.Looking at my whole body in a mess, I feel inexplicably ashamed--
I don't know how long I walked and where I went, only a few lonely figures hurried past all around.Lu Miao was so tired that he casually found a bench by the side of the street and sat down.
Looking at the surrounding environment, Lu Miao felt that he was probably near a nursing home.
Lu Miao sat quietly on the bench with a cold face, consciously waiting for the last underwear-stealing pervert attracted by his idiot physique.But he waited and waited, but there was not a single ghost.
"Baozi, didn't you say 'same-sex attracts'?"
"Probably... that's right..."
Xiao Baozi looked at the owner who turned on the air conditioner all over his body and felt that his little heart was going to be frozen.
Sparse footsteps came from the grove behind Lu Miao.It was probably two people, the footsteps stopped right behind Lu Miao, and after a while, the voices of a woman and a boy came.
Lu Miao's ears started to itch when he heard the boy's voice, and the little Lu Miao under his crotch tended to raise his head slightly.
Listen carefully, the trail seedlings are wilting.Mom in heaven, your son's male god actually had a tryst with a smelly woman in the woods!
Lu Miaomao got on her body, bent down and hid silently in the grass, and slowly moved her body close to the two under the cover of the grass.
"Student Fu, don't worry, I will always take good care of your grandma."
"Oh."
"Well, classmate Fu, although I'm a few years older than you, isn't sibling love quite popular now?"
"Oh."
"So... that... do you want sister nurse to be your girlfriend?"
Hearing this, Lu Miao looked angrily at the woman who wanted to get involved with his male god, what the hell!It turned out to be an old woman in her 20s with heavy makeup and a white nurse outfit!This woman is simply a skinny □□ want to eat fat beef, shameful!
The nurse who lowered her head in embarrassment just after confessing her confession gave Fu Yuanhang a slight upward glance, seeing the young man staring at her intently, her heart was filled with joy.
The 16-year-old Fu Yuanhang was holding a black plastic bag in his right hand with no expression on his face, and his eyes fell on the nurse in front of him—a figure with two big eyes exposed in the grass behind him.
"What do you think? Nurse sister can take care of you and your grandma." The nurse with a spring face is like an uncle goldfish coaxing children to eat candy.
"Thank you, I'm not interested in auntie." Fu Yuanhang withdrew his gaze and replied coldly.
"You...you scum!" The woman who was called the nurse ran away crying on her high heels.
"Damn it! God, you are so handsome that my little Lu Miao even stands up... ah ah..."
Lu Miao, who was turned on in an instant, stood up happily, her legs numb after kneeling for too long, and she flew towards Fu Yuanhang in front of her.
Grass flying all over the sky.
"It hurts." Lu Miao murmured in pain as he lay on the ground, and suddenly a pair of black trousers fell slowly on his head.
"What?" Lu Miao threw off the pants on her head, squinted her eyes and touched a piece of soft cloth on the soft ground.
He looked up: "Hey! The underwear——"
Lu Miao tremblingly turned her head and looked down at the soft and hot man who was half pressed on the ground by herself—the male god...
"Ding! Congratulations to the owner for being a dirty underwear stealing pervert, catch the underwear pervert (3/3). Mission accomplished."
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Lu Miao flattered her affectionately: "God, your underwear."
The male god is cool, handsome and domineering: "No, these are your underwear."
Manuscript depositor: "The author comes out and we talk about life, I promise I won't beat you to death."
2333~~
Double updates on weekends, there will probably be another chapter at night, this is really not a stupid author's spoof XD
☆, Lujia Big Egg
Lu Miao was in no mood to pay attention to the system's voice at the moment.
He blushed and looked at the calves of the person below him. It turns out that the male god also has leg hair... Looking up, the gray-black trousers covered the private part of the male that Lu Miao wanted to sneak a peek at.It turned out that what he was holding was not the underwear that the male god was wearing, Lu Miao looked disappointed, but after all, it was also the underwear of the male god, can he keep it for himself?
Lu Miao held up the male god's black boxer underwear and looked at him a little shyly, and said, "Student Fu, your underwear..."
Fu Yuanhang just frowned, looking at the beggar in front of him with messy hair covered with grass clippings, dirty clothes and a stench on his body, his eyes fell on the panties he was holding tightly in his hand, and the beggar who was thrown onto the grass by the other party He put on his trousers and said with a stiff face, "Garbage."
Knowing the meaning of the male god in seconds, Lu Miao happily stuffed the black boxer briefs and the pair of trousers that he had thrown away by mistake into his coat.
Fu Yuanhang felt that this beggar was really pitiful, and he had to pick up clothes worn by others.So student Fu, who is a good student, feels that there is no need to be angry, after all, others are miserable enough--
Fu Yuanhang raised his eyebrows, put his hands on the ground, and said softly: "You are pressing me down."
Lu Miao looked up and down, and found that half of her body was still pressed on the male god's calf.He moved away from under the male god's crotch with pity, and quietly touched the male god's calf with both hands pretending to be casual.Lu Miao expressed his satisfaction that he could go home tonight without washing his hands.
Fu Yuanhang didn't pay attention to his mopping, when Lu Miao, who was pressing on him, moved away, he stood up and patted the grass clippings stuck to his clothes.
The villain in Lu Miao's heart is holding his face and his eyes are circling with love, his nosebleed is about to flow out, the male god's action is so handsome!
"Are you OK?"
Fu Yuanhang pointed to a line of nosebleeds that inexplicably flowed out from under the opponent's nose.
"it's okay no problem……"
Lu Miao touched her nose, saw the blood on her finger, and wiped it off in a panic.Fuck!I was so stupid to be seen by the male god, and my tall image in the male god's mind was about to be destroyed.
Little Baozi No. 001 picked his nose, silently thinking in his heart, your male god doesn't know you at all, okay, you have an image of a fart in his heart.
If it were Fu Yuanhang, who was 28 years old in his previous life, he would have dropped some money in silence with a cold face and walked away with long legs.But now he is still a 16-year-old boy, and of course he has not become so indifferent and indifferent.
"Here's tissues and styptic patches."
"thanks, thanks……"
Looking at the white hands of the male god, and the tissues and hemostatic stickers he handed over, Lu Miao was almost moved to tears.
Ma Dan, these things must be put together with the panties of the male god and kept well!How could he be willing to use it.
Fu Yuanhang nodded expressionlessly, and saw that the beggar in front of him seemed to be moved to cry one moment, but inexplicably smiled naughty the next moment... He really is a strange person...
Lu Miao kept looking at the back of the male god waving his sleeves without taking away a cloud, his face was full of reluctance, Xiao Lu Miao, who looked up proudly, also fell down softly in an instant.
He held the tissue and hemostatic patch that the male god had just given him, buried his face in it, and took a deep breath.Although she could only smell the fragrance of paper towels, Lu Miao still looked satisfied.
The male god must be using blue sun tissue, it smells so good, he also buys ten or eight packs of blue sun tissue to store up when he gets home.At that time, my body will smell like the blue sun, as if being embraced by a male god.
Excited to think about it!
With a dark face, Xiao Baozi ran out virtual, and climbed onto the back of Lu Miao who was lying on the ground, jumping vigorously: "You pervert, can you still be a good person?"
Lu Miao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and in his mind, he was delusional about the male god embracing him and then making a mess.
Lu Miao walked home slowly, and when she got up the stairs and saw that the door of her house was ajar, her originally happy face instantly sank.He remembered that it was indeed these two days that happened in his previous life.
Lu Miao pushed open the iron door of his house with a paralyzed face, and what fell into sight was the uncle's family sitting on the sofa and moving all the food from Lu Miao's family to the tea table.
The uncle stepped on the table with his legs crossed, while the aunt was digging out the food here and trying the food there.The five-year-old son of my uncle's family ran around like he was at home, and when he saw Lu Miao's childhood toys on the bookshelf, he stepped on his feet and pulled them down, breaking them to be happy.
Lu Miao didn't expect to see this top class again after rebirth.
"Uncle, Aunt." Lu Miao closed the door and nodded to them with a cold face.
Uncle Lu Jiaming just glanced at him and turned his head slightly, while Aunt Wan Taofang pretended not to see Lu Miao.She just turned her head to call back her son Lu Jiabao who was running around.
"Look at you, don't you know how dirty this place is? Sit down and eat more snacks. Mom doesn't plan to cook when I go back tonight." Wan Taofang grabbed Lu Jiabao, as if feeling that he was dirty It seems to have been photographed from the jacket to the pants.
Lu Miao curled her lips, this house was lived in by the dead Lu's father and Lu's mother, and it was full of yin, and your family would not dislike it.
Lu Miao didn't bother to talk to them, and said, "Uncle, Aunt, are you here today?"
"Oh, I'm not worried about you. You say you are a child living in this house, so scared." Lu Jiaming rubbed his hands and continued with a smile, "We just want to come and accompany you."
Didn't he just want to take Lu Miao's family as his own, but now he speaks in a high-sounding way.
"Hehe, thank you. But I'm not alone in this house." Lu Miao turned her head and nodded in a certain direction, as if greeting someone.
Lu Jiaming and Wan Taofang raised their heads in doubt, but they didn't see anything in the direction of Lu Miao, and their hearts shivered suddenly.
"Lu Miao, who are you greeting?" Wan Taofang asked with a frown.
"My parents, today they are the first seven, didn't you see? How about I let them come out to meet you again." Lu Miao said with a smile.
"Lu Miao, you kid is looking for a joke with your uncle and aunt, right? I know you have no good intentions, a kid who has neither parents nor parents." Although Wan Taofang felt a little scared, but she didn't like Lu Miao, she still said something. Start cursing.
Lu Miao almost wanted to dump all the snacks on the table on this shameless woman.
"Lu Jiaming, look at how your nephew treats his relatives. I really don't know if there is any tutor."
"Lu Miao, my uncle watched you grow up and came to take care of you with kindness, but you are here to scare us. You have grown up and your wings have hardened."
Lu Jiaming turned to Lu Miao with a sullen face and angrily.
Lu Miao was expressionless, and had nothing to say to their thick skins.
At this time, a vase placed on the bookshelf suddenly hit the floor with a harsh cracking sound.
The uncle and aunt of the Lu family were shocked.
Lu Miao just raised an eyebrow at the side.
"Lu Miao, what's going on?" Wan Taofang shouted.
"Maybe Lu's father and Lu's mother can't see others bullying their son."
As soon as Lu Miao finished speaking, the books neatly arranged on the bookshelf all fell to the ground with a "crash".
"Son, let's go home."
Aunt and Uncle Lu picked up their son and ran away pale with fright.
"Thank you, little bun."
Looking at the masterpiece in front of him, Lu Miao probably guessed who was helping him.
The little bun appeared in front of Lu Miao with a proud face, raised his head, and there were actually two blushes on his virtual face.He pouted and said, "I'm not helping you because I can't see you being bullied by others."
"Yes, my parents did it in Tianzhiling. But thank you." Lu Miao made a movement of patting his head, and then hugged his stomach and laughed, "Hahaha... It's so enjoyable, watching them get scared His pale face is so funny..."
Little Baozi No. 001 had black lines all over his head, and suddenly felt that his soft-heartedness was superfluous. This pervert was simply a dou who couldn't be supported, and he couldn't get back to normal anymore.
Lu Miao finished laughing, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and lay down on the floor.
Only now does this moment have the real feeling of being reborn.
Although I saw the young version of the cute male god before, but thinking about the idiot, I don't have much thought about rebirth.
He raised his hand and looked at his white and thin hand, thinking that he would suddenly turn back to 16 years old, but he felt very confused about the future.
Do you still want to hide behind Fu Yuanhang silently like you did in your previous life, and be an idiot that won't be discovered?Thinking about it, I feel so tired that I will never love again.
"Ding, congratulations to the owner for discovering the disadvantages of his idiot attribute. In order to be a good idiot, he will reach the pinnacle of life with the male god in the future. Now the system starts the main mission of bride training. "
Fuck!What the hell bride mission!Come out of the Xiaobaozi system, and I promise not to beat you to death!
Lu Miao jumped up like a carp.
The little bun sat on the bookshelf, dangling his short legs and said with a smile, "Congratulations to the owner, the main quest has finally started."
"What the hell is this bride mission!" Lu Miao shouted, pointing at the words on the virtual panel.
"It's just to make you a normal idiot, to be useful next to your male god, and to be a qualified lover. The system has decided to train you into an excellent bride who will be perfect for a lifetime."
Although Lu Miao is an idiot, he is not a pervert. How can the bride be compared to him as a man?
He looked at Little Baozi No. 001 with a stiff face, hoping that the system would take back the main line of this mission.
Xiao Baozi turned his head arrogantly, completely ignoring Lu Miao.
Fuck!You are ruthless!
Lu Miao looked back bitterly, and when his gaze fell on the virtual panel, a hint of pride flashed across his face that he was about to succeed in a prank.
"Is the owner sure?" A line of options popped up on the virtual panel.
Lu Miao smirked and pressed the "OK" button.
The little bun caught a glimpse of Lu Miao's mean expression, and realized that he must have done something behind his back.
Xiao Baozi waved his hand, and the virtual panel came in front of him.
Xiao Baozi looked at the information above, his whole face darkened.His short hand kept pressing the keys on it, trying to correct the bad things Lu Miao did.But they were all prompted unsuccessfully.
"Perverted owner, you are ruthless!"
I saw a big name dotted with the system nickname on the virtual panel.
"System No. 001: Big Egg Road."
The author has something to say: Lu Dadan, a wretched name, you will have to face the wall if you understand it in seconds 233
Finally, will Lu Miao be too perverted?
☆, a bowl of fish balls
The uncle and aunt of the Lu family didn't show up after that day, isn't that unscientific?Lu Miao felt strange, remembering that in their previous life, their family was the best, and they came to Lu Miao's house with big bags and small bags the next day.Could it be that they were so frightened yesterday?No matter how Lu Miao thought about it, he felt that those two people could not be so timid.
In her previous life, when she was 16 years old, Lu Miao was submissive, thinking that the uncle's family was really out of kindness, so the family of three could move in so smoothly.However, in view of the unfriendly and systematic pranks of the reborn Lu Miao, the uncle and aunt of the Lu family have some taboos. Of course, there are other reasons, which will not be mentioned here for the time being.
Lu Miao's high school gave Lu Miao a half-month leave to let Lu Miao take care of her parents' affairs.After doing the math, Lu Miao should go to school to report in three days.Looking at the piles of test papers and high school textbooks on the desk, he felt that one head was bigger than the other.
He has been working for so many years, the knowledge of high school has long been thrown into the Pacific, okay?Thinking about going through another college entrance examination, he lay powerlessly on the desk.
"Lu Dadan, what high technology do you have, such as a genetic modification agent, which made me drink more than 300 brain intelligence in an instant."
When the little bun system heard Lu Miao call him that nasty name, he reluctantly pouted and said, "I've already said that I'm just a small training system, so you don't have to read so many x-point novels." ?"
"You are really useless..." Lu Miao concluded.
The little bun was simply pissed off.
"By the way, there seems to be rewards for the previous missions." Lu Miao clicked to open the virtual panel, and finally found the mission reward center after groping on it.
"Are you sure you want to withdraw the reward?" An option box pops up.
Lu Miao nodded excitedly.
after that……
Nothing at all!Lu Miaomao turned the house upside down and didn't find the so-called "reward".
Lu Miao pressed it again on the virtual panel, and this time a sentence "You have already withdrawn the reward, please do not apply again" popped up on the panel.
"Peat! Are you broken!" Lu Miao viciously began to hit the virtual panel with his fist.
The little bun floated leisurely from the side: "Owner, I have the right to use electric shocks to suppress your current violent behavior."
The movement of Lu Miao's hands suddenly stopped.He turned his face stiffly, and asked, "Then what about my hard-earned reward?"
Xiao Baozi crossed his arms, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "It seems to be still on the way."
Lu Miao was going crazy, what kind of reward is this and still on the road?
Lu Miao stared at Xiao Baozi with a cold face.Little Baozi was horrified by his stare, so he reluctantly gave a reminder.
"I suggest you go out for a stroll, there will be unexpected gains."
Lu Miao looked at Lu Dadan suspiciously, and finally decided to go out for a stroll.
"Lu Dadan, tell me, you are really not a second-hand system?"
No. 001, named Lu Dadan, felt that his system life had been severely disdained by his owner...
Lu Miao kicked her flip flops, wore her unkempt hair for half a month, and wandered in the empty street in a small vest and shorts.
He reached out and scratched the top of his head, wondering if he should get a haircut.
Lu Miao looks very delicate. When he was 16 years old, his development was relatively late, and he was slightly thinner than his peers.His skin is not full of pimples like other male students, it has always been smooth and delicate, and he is often teased by the boys at school for looking like a girl.Later, Lu Miao stayed up late every day playing computer games and got dark circles under her eyes. She started to leave her hair untouched, dressed casually, and paired with big flat black-rimmed eyes, directly turning herself into a sloppy otaku image.
Therefore, it gradually became less noticeable, and the transparent people in the class gradually seldom interacted with others... Unexpectedly, when Lu Miao grew up, she was no longer used to contacting people, and she would be afraid to meet strangers. A cup of facial paralysis.
To sum it up in one sentence, the young Lu Miao has been playing tricks on himself--
Lu Miao touched her smooth face, and the dark circles under her eyes hadn't started to get serious. She suddenly felt that she couldn't follow the old path of destroying herself in her previous life.
"Ding! Congratulations to the owner for starting the bride's main quest. Do you want to reach the pinnacle of life, marry a male god, be a perfect bride, and beat Bai Fumei, Gao Fushuai? The perfect body is envied by everyone. Beauty and fitness courses are now open, and Lu Dadan has been promoted to the master tutor. Please consult Mr. Lu Dadan for the course arrangement. I wish you teachers and students a happy study~”
An emotionless male voice suddenly sounded, and after Lu Miao had listened to everything, he quickly called up the virtual panel.See the addition of a tree image button on the simple panel.When you click on the interface, a tree appears, and there are many locked boxes hanging on the branches of the big tree.The two boxes at the bottom of the tree root have been opened, and the words beauty and fitness are engraved on them.
Lu Miao pointed at the beauty box with trembling fingers, and a reminder popped up on the interface. "There are too many beauty materials, please consult your instructor if you have any questions."
This must be a used system!
The little bun laughed wickedly in Lu Miao's mind.
Fuck!Lu Miao shuddered when she heard Xiao Baozi's laughter, feeling inexplicably that she would be very sad after tonight... What the hell is Teacher Lu Dadan!
"Miao Miao."
When Lu Miao was angrily struggling with the beauty and fitness classes, a very familiar old man's call suddenly came from behind him.
Lu Miao turned her head and saw that it was her grandma.For the grandma who suddenly appeared, his mood is actually a bit complicated.
Lu Miao's grandmother is called Zhan Qinjuan. She has loved Lu Miao very much since she was a child. She always makes delicious food and good-looking new clothes for Lu Miao. She is an old lady who always looks kind.
Lu Miao's grandfather died early, and Lu's father and Uncle Lu were brought up by Lu Miao's grandma.Lu's father and Lu's mother always respected her when they were alive, and would often take Lu Miao to visit her.Lu Miao's grandma also lives in the urban area, but it is just south and north of Lu Miao's house. It takes two hours to take the bus, but visiting grandma was something Lu Miao was looking forward to.
Later, after Lu's father and Lu's mother died, Uncle Lu and Aunt Lu occupied Lu Miao's house, and Lu Miao's life was very unhappy.At that time, Lu Miao was full of hope that the old lady would come out to his side and help him, but Lu Miao's grandmother just took his hand and asked him if he would like to live with her.Lu Miao got angry all of a sudden, and didn't listen to what grandma wanted to say, so she included grandma in Uncle Lu's group.
Even though Lu Miao's grandma often went to him to talk to him later, Lu Miao used some excuses to avoid her, and never wanted to see her again.
Fu Yuanhang is Xiao Bin's high school classmate, and Xiao Bin took this opportunity to visit his high school friends, but actually he went to the sports meeting to hook up with beautiful girls.
At that time, Xiao Bin also introduced Lu Miao to Fu Yuanhang, but Lu Miao was almost blinded by the light of the male god at that time, and behaved very stupidly and stupidly.
Fu Yuanhang just glanced at him blankly, nodded and left.The image of Lu Miao did not stir up any waves in the calm heart of the male god.
Thinking of such a sad past, Lu Miao felt that he was so hard-pressed and physically and mentally traumatized.Sure enough, the male god hadn't paid attention to him at all since then, and suddenly realized that he didn't exist, how should he break the induction?
But now he is reborn as a sophomore in high school, which means that the male god is also a sophomore in high school now, and he is still in the same city as him, which means that he can spy on the male god openly!
The Xiaobaozi No. 001 system reminded with a cold face: "Owner, if you find that you are harassing your male god without permission, then I will put 100v on you, so that you can't go out."
"Fuck, do you need to be so ruthless!" Lu Miao raised her middle finger silently in her heart.
"The system is only for the safety of your male god." Xiao Baozi said calmly.
"You're ruthless!" Lu Miao thought of the electric shock when he woke up, so he could only suppress his idiotic desire to peep at the male god's body.
"The school sports meeting will be held next week. I'm going to run 3000 meters that day. The class monitor is so ruthless that he signed me up without asking my opinion." Xiao Bin's voice came from behind Lu Miao.
"It seems that Fu Yuanhang was also arranged to run 3000 meters." Said the short boy who was with Xiao Bin.
"Really, then I can't lose to him. As long as I win, Banhua should agree to date me."
"This is a society that depends on faces. When you win or lose, people will only pay attention to Fu Yuanhang, okay?"
"I really don't know what's so good about Fu Yuanhang's pretty face, isn't he just a little more handsome than me?"
Hearing this, Lu Miao complained silently in her heart, the male god is [-] times more handsome than you, and what kind of thing is that class flower who dares to like my male god, don't you know that my male god's body, mind and future are mine!
"Next week, there will be a school sports meeting at the male god's school. Just thinking about it will make me excited." Lu Miao thought to himself.
"Owner, have you forgotten what I just said?" Xiao Baozi said dissatisfied.
"Damn it, I forgot about this, how can I find the male god?"
"Just complete my training mission."
"As long as I finish, you won't stop me from meeting the male god?"
"Probably so. As long as your idiot index drops, you can of course meet the male god."
After Lu Miao listened, he clenched his fists and said that in order to get the body of the male god as soon as possible, he would work hard and be trained.
But what the hell is being transferred? !
"Ding, congratulations to the owner for starting the training mission. Task one, please catch the three perverts in underwear."
The author has something to say: This article is to satisfy the stupid author's imagination, there is no logic, don't worry about it.It will probably be updated every day, after 10 pm~
☆, system tasks
The next day.
Lu Miao lay dead on the bed and had no intention of getting up.Little Baozi No. 001 really wanted to give him a brick when he saw his decadent and loveless appearance.
"Owner, are you planning to give up mission one?"
"Your owner has no motivation now, and doesn't want to do anything."
"Didn't you still have high morale yesterday and want to meet the male god?"
"But I suddenly discovered that I didn't bring the photos I worked so hard to collect in my previous life. Now I don't have a single photo of a male god on my body. My Xiaolu Miao can't get up with five finger girls. I suddenly feel that the future is so dark, and I don't face it every day. If you post a photo of the male god, I will die!"
Lu Miao knelt on the bed and howled, with her hands on the ground, her face full of doomsday.
"You perverted peat, put away your dirty heart." Unable to take it anymore, Little Baozi No. 001 couldn't hold back, and kicked Lu Miao's ass frantically with short legs.But with him being so small, he was actually tickling Lu Miao.
"Why don't I fly to the male god's high school right now, secretly take a hundred or two hundred photos of him, and then come back to do the task?" Lu Miao stared at Xiao Baozi No. 001 with bright eyes, but his subordinates were quickly folding the quilt and getting dressed .
"..." The No. 001 system with a head full of black lines virtualized an electric rod, and a blue current flashed brightly on the electric rod, "Damn pervert, if you dare to walk out of this door, I will let you experience the pain of being a eunuch firsthand." .”
Lu Miao subconsciously shut her mouth and covered her crotch.
Lu Miao walked down the street dejectedly.According to systematic analysis, perverts who steal underwear usually appear in bachelor apartments where there are more women living alone.
Lu Miao clicked on the virtual board in front of her, and checked the requirements of the task in detail.
"Task 0: Ask the owner to catch three perverts in underwear (3/1000). The time is one day. If you succeed, you will get a big gift bag. If you fail, the owner will be prohibited from appearing within [-] meters of the male god."
"Little Baozi, is it what I mean by forbidding to appear within 1000 meters of the male god?" Lu Miao widened her eyes in horror.
"Owner, you are finally smart. For example, if your male god is in school, you can't step into their school gate. If you violate it, the system will stun you and drag you home."
Boom!This is more uncomfortable than killing Lu Miao, what the hell, wouldn't you be able to get close to the male god, peeping at him and molesting him, wouldn't Xiao Lu Miao never lift up for life? !
Lu Miao raised her head with a cold face and said: "Long Lang Qiankun, in broad daylight, where are there so many perverts? Where do you ask me to find..."
Before Lu Miao finished speaking, a figure flew past him like a gust of wind.Then there was a shout from an aunt in the distance.
"Come on! There is a pervert who steals underwear!"
Mahler Gobi... Thousands of grass mud horses in Lu Miao's heart are singing "Why are you so red, Huaer" and stepping over his fragile heart.
"Owner, then the underwear pervert you want to catch will appear." Xiao Baozi No. 001 pointed with a smile and pointed forward.
"You are cruel!"
Lu Miao ran after the man in front of him who just ran past her quickly.
After running for a while, Lu Miao found that his body didn't feel tired at all. If he had walked two hundred steps in his previous life, he would have been lying on the ground waiting for an ambulance.Sure enough, young capital is good, so thinking about the future sex'fu is a little exciting.
The little bun looked at the owner with a dark face and his mind was wandering again.
This owner is really sick, he should take medicine!
The underwear thief didn't expect to be so bad today. He wanted to make a ticket on the first day but met a high school student who chased him all the way with a paralyzed face.And why does he think this high school student is the same as him?
If Steamed Bun System No. 001 heard this, he would give him a thumbs up and reward him with a deep kiss. His owner is indeed a pervert.
The underwear thief glanced left and right and decided to take a shortcut and run into a narrow alley.A lot of discarded garbage, wooden boxes and rows of sticks are piled up in the alleys every few meters.
The underwear thief moved very sensitively, running and jumping quickly across these obstacles.Lu Miao's face was stiff, and the cold air released from her body could freeze a person to death.He stepped over the trash a little clumsily, but accidentally stepped into a bag of stinking trash.
"Little Baozi, do you have any skills that allow me to fly into the sky and escape into the sea?" Lu Miao pinched her nose and looked at her dirty right foot.
Whoever throws the garbage is so uncivil, and it's full of overnight soup, it's disgusting and smelly!Lu Miao's face was as black as black charcoal.
"Owner, you're thinking too much. Are those high-tech skills what I have in a small training system?" Little Baozi No. 001 turned his head arrogantly, his fleshy face was full of pride.
As a training system that is useless and can't help the owner, what do you have to be proud of?What's the use of you!Lu Miao said with contempt.
"Owner, if you don't chase that underwear thief, you're going to run away..."
System No. 001 held the bun face and motioned Lu Miao to look at the man who had run a long way.
"It's really... Xiao Lu Miao stood up and masturbated for the sake of the male god's body!"
Lu Miao endured the nausea under her feet, shouted loudly, and rushed out like an arrow.
"What psycho is yelling!"
In the old residential building next to the alley, a fat woman wearing a facial mask poured a basin of cold water.
Fortunately, Lu Miao moved quickly enough to dodge, and he raised his middle finger silently.
With the blessing of the male god's body, Lu Miao's running speed became faster and faster.Seeing that he was about to be caught, the underwear thief stopped in place and pushed a pile of wooden sticks tied in the corner towards Lu Miao.Lu Miao could only take a few steps back and block it with her hands, but there were still a few scars on her face from the wooden stick.
Lu Miao's face was completely blackened, he picked up the garbage bag under his body, and threw it at the underwear thief, who was caught off guard by him and fell to the ground in embarrassment.Lu Miao picked up a bag of trash and whipped him hard.
"I'll let you steal panties, I'll let you run, and I'll let you scratch my grandpa's pretty face!"
Mr. System covered his face and was ashamed to look at this blackened owner.
The underwear thief was knocked unconscious, and Lu Miao stopped with a hum.
Upon closer inspection, the pervert who stole the underwear turned out to be a young man in his twenties. Although he was foaming at the mouth, he looked handsome, but he fainted and was still clutching the large pair of leopard-print ladies' underwear.
"Is this world changing too fast? The quality of underwear thieves has risen to this level? But isn't the taste too heavy, and you actually like aunt..." Lu Miao shook her head bitterly.
"You have absolutely no right to speak of others." Xiao Baozi said with a black face.
"At least my male god is a god. They sell beef for 30 yuan on the street, and my male god is fat beef at a high price."
"I don't think anyone likes being compared to a fat cow." The system complained.
"But it's a miracle to meet a pervert who steals underwear one day. Where can I find a second pervert who steals underwear?"
"There is a saying that 'same sex attracts', you have to believe that your idiot's max index will make you meet the same kind soon." No. 001 said emphatically.
After he finished speaking, the familiar aunt's voice came from the exit of the alley.
"Come here! There's another pervert stealing underwear!"
Lu Miao asked silently: "Little Baozi, you really didn't arrange this?"
The little bun replied silently: "Hehe, I didn't expect you to have such a strong gravitational force."
Ha ha peat!
It took less than half a day to meet two perverts who stole underwear, and their mother still stole from the same aunt.Are her panties smelly? !
With the experience of catching thieves for the first time, Lu Miao has begun to be handy for the second time.
The second panty-stealing pervert was smarter than the first one, choosing a downtown with more people.He nimbly shuttled through the crowd, and even stopped to laugh at Lu Miao.
But the man who stole the underwear wanted to cry when he saw the situation behind him.Why did people bypass the place Lu Miao passed by, leaving a straight road for the two of them?
That's because Lu Miao was covered in stench, even his own nose failed due to the smell, and the others didn't run away when they smelled it.
The second big man who stole underwear was quickly caught by Lu Miao because he couldn't stand the stench on Lu Miao's body and chose to surrender automatically.
"Owner, you can choose to keep this golden finger. It's like killing the enemy when you meet the enemy." The little bun "kindly" reminded.
Lu Miao looked at the underwear thief who was stunned by the stench with a cold face, her heart was broken and she lost her ability to speak.
Lu Miao watched the two underwear thieves being taken away by the police, clapped her hands and left.Looking at my whole body in a mess, I feel inexplicably ashamed--
I don't know how long I walked and where I went, only a few lonely figures hurried past all around.Lu Miao was so tired that he casually found a bench by the side of the street and sat down.
Looking at the surrounding environment, Lu Miao felt that he was probably near a nursing home.
Lu Miao sat quietly on the bench with a cold face, consciously waiting for the last underwear-stealing pervert attracted by his idiot physique.But he waited and waited, but there was not a single ghost.
"Baozi, didn't you say 'same-sex attracts'?"
"Probably... that's right..."
Xiao Baozi looked at the owner who turned on the air conditioner all over his body and felt that his little heart was going to be frozen.
Sparse footsteps came from the grove behind Lu Miao.It was probably two people, the footsteps stopped right behind Lu Miao, and after a while, the voices of a woman and a boy came.
Lu Miao's ears started to itch when he heard the boy's voice, and the little Lu Miao under his crotch tended to raise his head slightly.
Listen carefully, the trail seedlings are wilting.Mom in heaven, your son's male god actually had a tryst with a smelly woman in the woods!
Lu Miaomao got on her body, bent down and hid silently in the grass, and slowly moved her body close to the two under the cover of the grass.
"Student Fu, don't worry, I will always take good care of your grandma."
"Oh."
"Well, classmate Fu, although I'm a few years older than you, isn't sibling love quite popular now?"
"Oh."
"So... that... do you want sister nurse to be your girlfriend?"
Hearing this, Lu Miao looked angrily at the woman who wanted to get involved with his male god, what the hell!It turned out to be an old woman in her 20s with heavy makeup and a white nurse outfit!This woman is simply a skinny □□ want to eat fat beef, shameful!
The nurse who lowered her head in embarrassment just after confessing her confession gave Fu Yuanhang a slight upward glance, seeing the young man staring at her intently, her heart was filled with joy.
The 16-year-old Fu Yuanhang was holding a black plastic bag in his right hand with no expression on his face, and his eyes fell on the nurse in front of him—a figure with two big eyes exposed in the grass behind him.
"What do you think? Nurse sister can take care of you and your grandma." The nurse with a spring face is like an uncle goldfish coaxing children to eat candy.
"Thank you, I'm not interested in auntie." Fu Yuanhang withdrew his gaze and replied coldly.
"You...you scum!" The woman who was called the nurse ran away crying on her high heels.
"Damn it! God, you are so handsome that my little Lu Miao even stands up... ah ah..."
Lu Miao, who was turned on in an instant, stood up happily, her legs numb after kneeling for too long, and she flew towards Fu Yuanhang in front of her.
Grass flying all over the sky.
"It hurts." Lu Miao murmured in pain as he lay on the ground, and suddenly a pair of black trousers fell slowly on his head.
"What?" Lu Miao threw off the pants on her head, squinted her eyes and touched a piece of soft cloth on the soft ground.
He looked up: "Hey! The underwear——"
Lu Miao tremblingly turned her head and looked down at the soft and hot man who was half pressed on the ground by herself—the male god...
"Ding! Congratulations to the owner for being a dirty underwear stealing pervert, catch the underwear pervert (3/3). Mission accomplished."
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Lu Miao flattered her affectionately: "God, your underwear."
The male god is cool, handsome and domineering: "No, these are your underwear."
Manuscript depositor: "The author comes out and we talk about life, I promise I won't beat you to death."
2333~~
Double updates on weekends, there will probably be another chapter at night, this is really not a stupid author's spoof XD
☆, Lujia Big Egg
Lu Miao was in no mood to pay attention to the system's voice at the moment.
He blushed and looked at the calves of the person below him. It turns out that the male god also has leg hair... Looking up, the gray-black trousers covered the private part of the male that Lu Miao wanted to sneak a peek at.It turned out that what he was holding was not the underwear that the male god was wearing, Lu Miao looked disappointed, but after all, it was also the underwear of the male god, can he keep it for himself?
Lu Miao held up the male god's black boxer underwear and looked at him a little shyly, and said, "Student Fu, your underwear..."
Fu Yuanhang just frowned, looking at the beggar in front of him with messy hair covered with grass clippings, dirty clothes and a stench on his body, his eyes fell on the panties he was holding tightly in his hand, and the beggar who was thrown onto the grass by the other party He put on his trousers and said with a stiff face, "Garbage."
Knowing the meaning of the male god in seconds, Lu Miao happily stuffed the black boxer briefs and the pair of trousers that he had thrown away by mistake into his coat.
Fu Yuanhang felt that this beggar was really pitiful, and he had to pick up clothes worn by others.So student Fu, who is a good student, feels that there is no need to be angry, after all, others are miserable enough--
Fu Yuanhang raised his eyebrows, put his hands on the ground, and said softly: "You are pressing me down."
Lu Miao looked up and down, and found that half of her body was still pressed on the male god's calf.He moved away from under the male god's crotch with pity, and quietly touched the male god's calf with both hands pretending to be casual.Lu Miao expressed his satisfaction that he could go home tonight without washing his hands.
Fu Yuanhang didn't pay attention to his mopping, when Lu Miao, who was pressing on him, moved away, he stood up and patted the grass clippings stuck to his clothes.
The villain in Lu Miao's heart is holding his face and his eyes are circling with love, his nosebleed is about to flow out, the male god's action is so handsome!
"Are you OK?"
Fu Yuanhang pointed to a line of nosebleeds that inexplicably flowed out from under the opponent's nose.
"it's okay no problem……"
Lu Miao touched her nose, saw the blood on her finger, and wiped it off in a panic.Fuck!I was so stupid to be seen by the male god, and my tall image in the male god's mind was about to be destroyed.
Little Baozi No. 001 picked his nose, silently thinking in his heart, your male god doesn't know you at all, okay, you have an image of a fart in his heart.
If it were Fu Yuanhang, who was 28 years old in his previous life, he would have dropped some money in silence with a cold face and walked away with long legs.But now he is still a 16-year-old boy, and of course he has not become so indifferent and indifferent.
"Here's tissues and styptic patches."
"thanks, thanks……"
Looking at the white hands of the male god, and the tissues and hemostatic stickers he handed over, Lu Miao was almost moved to tears.
Ma Dan, these things must be put together with the panties of the male god and kept well!How could he be willing to use it.
Fu Yuanhang nodded expressionlessly, and saw that the beggar in front of him seemed to be moved to cry one moment, but inexplicably smiled naughty the next moment... He really is a strange person...
Lu Miao kept looking at the back of the male god waving his sleeves without taking away a cloud, his face was full of reluctance, Xiao Lu Miao, who looked up proudly, also fell down softly in an instant.
He held the tissue and hemostatic patch that the male god had just given him, buried his face in it, and took a deep breath.Although she could only smell the fragrance of paper towels, Lu Miao still looked satisfied.
The male god must be using blue sun tissue, it smells so good, he also buys ten or eight packs of blue sun tissue to store up when he gets home.At that time, my body will smell like the blue sun, as if being embraced by a male god.
Excited to think about it!
With a dark face, Xiao Baozi ran out virtual, and climbed onto the back of Lu Miao who was lying on the ground, jumping vigorously: "You pervert, can you still be a good person?"
Lu Miao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and in his mind, he was delusional about the male god embracing him and then making a mess.
Lu Miao walked home slowly, and when she got up the stairs and saw that the door of her house was ajar, her originally happy face instantly sank.He remembered that it was indeed these two days that happened in his previous life.
Lu Miao pushed open the iron door of his house with a paralyzed face, and what fell into sight was the uncle's family sitting on the sofa and moving all the food from Lu Miao's family to the tea table.
The uncle stepped on the table with his legs crossed, while the aunt was digging out the food here and trying the food there.The five-year-old son of my uncle's family ran around like he was at home, and when he saw Lu Miao's childhood toys on the bookshelf, he stepped on his feet and pulled them down, breaking them to be happy.
Lu Miao didn't expect to see this top class again after rebirth.
"Uncle, Aunt." Lu Miao closed the door and nodded to them with a cold face.
Uncle Lu Jiaming just glanced at him and turned his head slightly, while Aunt Wan Taofang pretended not to see Lu Miao.She just turned her head to call back her son Lu Jiabao who was running around.
"Look at you, don't you know how dirty this place is? Sit down and eat more snacks. Mom doesn't plan to cook when I go back tonight." Wan Taofang grabbed Lu Jiabao, as if feeling that he was dirty It seems to have been photographed from the jacket to the pants.
Lu Miao curled her lips, this house was lived in by the dead Lu's father and Lu's mother, and it was full of yin, and your family would not dislike it.
Lu Miao didn't bother to talk to them, and said, "Uncle, Aunt, are you here today?"
"Oh, I'm not worried about you. You say you are a child living in this house, so scared." Lu Jiaming rubbed his hands and continued with a smile, "We just want to come and accompany you."
Didn't he just want to take Lu Miao's family as his own, but now he speaks in a high-sounding way.
"Hehe, thank you. But I'm not alone in this house." Lu Miao turned her head and nodded in a certain direction, as if greeting someone.
Lu Jiaming and Wan Taofang raised their heads in doubt, but they didn't see anything in the direction of Lu Miao, and their hearts shivered suddenly.
"Lu Miao, who are you greeting?" Wan Taofang asked with a frown.
"My parents, today they are the first seven, didn't you see? How about I let them come out to meet you again." Lu Miao said with a smile.
"Lu Miao, you kid is looking for a joke with your uncle and aunt, right? I know you have no good intentions, a kid who has neither parents nor parents." Although Wan Taofang felt a little scared, but she didn't like Lu Miao, she still said something. Start cursing.
Lu Miao almost wanted to dump all the snacks on the table on this shameless woman.
"Lu Jiaming, look at how your nephew treats his relatives. I really don't know if there is any tutor."
"Lu Miao, my uncle watched you grow up and came to take care of you with kindness, but you are here to scare us. You have grown up and your wings have hardened."
Lu Jiaming turned to Lu Miao with a sullen face and angrily.
Lu Miao was expressionless, and had nothing to say to their thick skins.
At this time, a vase placed on the bookshelf suddenly hit the floor with a harsh cracking sound.
The uncle and aunt of the Lu family were shocked.
Lu Miao just raised an eyebrow at the side.
"Lu Miao, what's going on?" Wan Taofang shouted.
"Maybe Lu's father and Lu's mother can't see others bullying their son."
As soon as Lu Miao finished speaking, the books neatly arranged on the bookshelf all fell to the ground with a "crash".
"Son, let's go home."
Aunt and Uncle Lu picked up their son and ran away pale with fright.
"Thank you, little bun."
Looking at the masterpiece in front of him, Lu Miao probably guessed who was helping him.
The little bun appeared in front of Lu Miao with a proud face, raised his head, and there were actually two blushes on his virtual face.He pouted and said, "I'm not helping you because I can't see you being bullied by others."
"Yes, my parents did it in Tianzhiling. But thank you." Lu Miao made a movement of patting his head, and then hugged his stomach and laughed, "Hahaha... It's so enjoyable, watching them get scared His pale face is so funny..."
Little Baozi No. 001 had black lines all over his head, and suddenly felt that his soft-heartedness was superfluous. This pervert was simply a dou who couldn't be supported, and he couldn't get back to normal anymore.
Lu Miao finished laughing, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and lay down on the floor.
Only now does this moment have the real feeling of being reborn.
Although I saw the young version of the cute male god before, but thinking about the idiot, I don't have much thought about rebirth.
He raised his hand and looked at his white and thin hand, thinking that he would suddenly turn back to 16 years old, but he felt very confused about the future.
Do you still want to hide behind Fu Yuanhang silently like you did in your previous life, and be an idiot that won't be discovered?Thinking about it, I feel so tired that I will never love again.
"Ding, congratulations to the owner for discovering the disadvantages of his idiot attribute. In order to be a good idiot, he will reach the pinnacle of life with the male god in the future. Now the system starts the main mission of bride training. "
Fuck!What the hell bride mission!Come out of the Xiaobaozi system, and I promise not to beat you to death!
Lu Miao jumped up like a carp.
The little bun sat on the bookshelf, dangling his short legs and said with a smile, "Congratulations to the owner, the main quest has finally started."
"What the hell is this bride mission!" Lu Miao shouted, pointing at the words on the virtual panel.
"It's just to make you a normal idiot, to be useful next to your male god, and to be a qualified lover. The system has decided to train you into an excellent bride who will be perfect for a lifetime."
Although Lu Miao is an idiot, he is not a pervert. How can the bride be compared to him as a man?
He looked at Little Baozi No. 001 with a stiff face, hoping that the system would take back the main line of this mission.
Xiao Baozi turned his head arrogantly, completely ignoring Lu Miao.
Fuck!You are ruthless!
Lu Miao looked back bitterly, and when his gaze fell on the virtual panel, a hint of pride flashed across his face that he was about to succeed in a prank.
"Is the owner sure?" A line of options popped up on the virtual panel.
Lu Miao smirked and pressed the "OK" button.
The little bun caught a glimpse of Lu Miao's mean expression, and realized that he must have done something behind his back.
Xiao Baozi waved his hand, and the virtual panel came in front of him.
Xiao Baozi looked at the information above, his whole face darkened.His short hand kept pressing the keys on it, trying to correct the bad things Lu Miao did.But they were all prompted unsuccessfully.
"Perverted owner, you are ruthless!"
I saw a big name dotted with the system nickname on the virtual panel.
"System No. 001: Big Egg Road."
The author has something to say: Lu Dadan, a wretched name, you will have to face the wall if you understand it in seconds 233
Finally, will Lu Miao be too perverted?
☆, a bowl of fish balls
The uncle and aunt of the Lu family didn't show up after that day, isn't that unscientific?Lu Miao felt strange, remembering that in their previous life, their family was the best, and they came to Lu Miao's house with big bags and small bags the next day.Could it be that they were so frightened yesterday?No matter how Lu Miao thought about it, he felt that those two people could not be so timid.
In her previous life, when she was 16 years old, Lu Miao was submissive, thinking that the uncle's family was really out of kindness, so the family of three could move in so smoothly.However, in view of the unfriendly and systematic pranks of the reborn Lu Miao, the uncle and aunt of the Lu family have some taboos. Of course, there are other reasons, which will not be mentioned here for the time being.
Lu Miao's high school gave Lu Miao a half-month leave to let Lu Miao take care of her parents' affairs.After doing the math, Lu Miao should go to school to report in three days.Looking at the piles of test papers and high school textbooks on the desk, he felt that one head was bigger than the other.
He has been working for so many years, the knowledge of high school has long been thrown into the Pacific, okay?Thinking about going through another college entrance examination, he lay powerlessly on the desk.
"Lu Dadan, what high technology do you have, such as a genetic modification agent, which made me drink more than 300 brain intelligence in an instant."
When the little bun system heard Lu Miao call him that nasty name, he reluctantly pouted and said, "I've already said that I'm just a small training system, so you don't have to read so many x-point novels." ?"
"You are really useless..." Lu Miao concluded.
The little bun was simply pissed off.
"By the way, there seems to be rewards for the previous missions." Lu Miao clicked to open the virtual panel, and finally found the mission reward center after groping on it.
"Are you sure you want to withdraw the reward?" An option box pops up.
Lu Miao nodded excitedly.
after that……
Nothing at all!Lu Miaomao turned the house upside down and didn't find the so-called "reward".
Lu Miao pressed it again on the virtual panel, and this time a sentence "You have already withdrawn the reward, please do not apply again" popped up on the panel.
"Peat! Are you broken!" Lu Miao viciously began to hit the virtual panel with his fist.
The little bun floated leisurely from the side: "Owner, I have the right to use electric shocks to suppress your current violent behavior."
The movement of Lu Miao's hands suddenly stopped.He turned his face stiffly, and asked, "Then what about my hard-earned reward?"
Xiao Baozi crossed his arms, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "It seems to be still on the way."
Lu Miao was going crazy, what kind of reward is this and still on the road?
Lu Miao stared at Xiao Baozi with a cold face.Little Baozi was horrified by his stare, so he reluctantly gave a reminder.
"I suggest you go out for a stroll, there will be unexpected gains."
Lu Miao looked at Lu Dadan suspiciously, and finally decided to go out for a stroll.
"Lu Dadan, tell me, you are really not a second-hand system?"
No. 001, named Lu Dadan, felt that his system life had been severely disdained by his owner...
Lu Miao kicked her flip flops, wore her unkempt hair for half a month, and wandered in the empty street in a small vest and shorts.
He reached out and scratched the top of his head, wondering if he should get a haircut.
Lu Miao looks very delicate. When he was 16 years old, his development was relatively late, and he was slightly thinner than his peers.His skin is not full of pimples like other male students, it has always been smooth and delicate, and he is often teased by the boys at school for looking like a girl.Later, Lu Miao stayed up late every day playing computer games and got dark circles under her eyes. She started to leave her hair untouched, dressed casually, and paired with big flat black-rimmed eyes, directly turning herself into a sloppy otaku image.
Therefore, it gradually became less noticeable, and the transparent people in the class gradually seldom interacted with others... Unexpectedly, when Lu Miao grew up, she was no longer used to contacting people, and she would be afraid to meet strangers. A cup of facial paralysis.
To sum it up in one sentence, the young Lu Miao has been playing tricks on himself--
Lu Miao touched her smooth face, and the dark circles under her eyes hadn't started to get serious. She suddenly felt that she couldn't follow the old path of destroying herself in her previous life.
"Ding! Congratulations to the owner for starting the bride's main quest. Do you want to reach the pinnacle of life, marry a male god, be a perfect bride, and beat Bai Fumei, Gao Fushuai? The perfect body is envied by everyone. Beauty and fitness courses are now open, and Lu Dadan has been promoted to the master tutor. Please consult Mr. Lu Dadan for the course arrangement. I wish you teachers and students a happy study~”
An emotionless male voice suddenly sounded, and after Lu Miao had listened to everything, he quickly called up the virtual panel.See the addition of a tree image button on the simple panel.When you click on the interface, a tree appears, and there are many locked boxes hanging on the branches of the big tree.The two boxes at the bottom of the tree root have been opened, and the words beauty and fitness are engraved on them.
Lu Miao pointed at the beauty box with trembling fingers, and a reminder popped up on the interface. "There are too many beauty materials, please consult your instructor if you have any questions."
This must be a used system!
The little bun laughed wickedly in Lu Miao's mind.
Fuck!Lu Miao shuddered when she heard Xiao Baozi's laughter, feeling inexplicably that she would be very sad after tonight... What the hell is Teacher Lu Dadan!
"Miao Miao."
When Lu Miao was angrily struggling with the beauty and fitness classes, a very familiar old man's call suddenly came from behind him.
Lu Miao turned her head and saw that it was her grandma.For the grandma who suddenly appeared, his mood is actually a bit complicated.
Lu Miao's grandmother is called Zhan Qinjuan. She has loved Lu Miao very much since she was a child. She always makes delicious food and good-looking new clothes for Lu Miao. She is an old lady who always looks kind.
Lu Miao's grandfather died early, and Lu's father and Uncle Lu were brought up by Lu Miao's grandma.Lu's father and Lu's mother always respected her when they were alive, and would often take Lu Miao to visit her.Lu Miao's grandma also lives in the urban area, but it is just south and north of Lu Miao's house. It takes two hours to take the bus, but visiting grandma was something Lu Miao was looking forward to.
Later, after Lu's father and Lu's mother died, Uncle Lu and Aunt Lu occupied Lu Miao's house, and Lu Miao's life was very unhappy.At that time, Lu Miao was full of hope that the old lady would come out to his side and help him, but Lu Miao's grandmother just took his hand and asked him if he would like to live with her.Lu Miao got angry all of a sudden, and didn't listen to what grandma wanted to say, so she included grandma in Uncle Lu's group.
Even though Lu Miao's grandma often went to him to talk to him later, Lu Miao used some excuses to avoid her, and never wanted to see her again.
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