Why not ask the magical conch [Comprehensive]

Book Title: Why Don't You Ask the Magical Conch [Comprehensive]

Author: Moon order winding

Why don't you ask the magic conch?

Every time Luo Ting appeared on stage with these words, his heart almost collapsed!

Who the hell wants to make conch!Who wants to save those crumbling worlds!

When you come out of the system, I want to talk to you about life, hello!

The characters are blackened and collapsed, come and let us cheer up together! ! !

Content tags: British and American dramas, fast time travel, falling in love and killing each other, unlimited streaming

Search keywords: Protagonist: Luo Ting┃Supporting roles: Moriarty, Xiao Zeyuan┃Others: various dramas

The first world

?The sky is as clear as blue, the morning light shines on every corner of the earth, the breeze floats, and the vast sea is sparkling.

The human world is still sleeping, but the underwater world has woken up and is full of excitement.

All the creatures in Biqibao gathered together, looking at a huge "dense fog" above their heads.

"Hohohohohahahahahahaha——" SpongeBob SquarePants jumped up, and swiftly flew towards the "black mist" with a magnificent swimming posture, accompanied by loud laughter.

"Hey! SpongeBob SquarePants!" Patrick called him worriedly, waving his arms.

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!!" In the distance, SpongeBob SquarePants came down with a "whoosh", and the original golden appearance was stained with various blacks, and the whole sponge looked Dirty =L=.

"Enough! Enough!" Brother Octopus raised his nose angrily: "SpongeBob SquarePants! Stop making trouble."

"Oh." SpongeBob SquarePants looked at him, "Squidward, I just want to make everyone happy."

"I can't be happier! Look at the black mist above my head!" Octopus pointed to it. When he was angry, not only would his nose turn up, but even his claws would become extremely thick, just like... his nose.

"This is pollution! It must be pollution!" Mr. Crab held his face in his hands, but because he was too nervous, he accidentally pinched his mouth.

"Ahhhh—" he cried, jumping to his feet.

"You're right, Brother Squidward." SpongeBob SquarePants looked adoring.

"It's not me! It's Boss Crab!" Brother Octopus looked hypoxic: "Oh, this cloud of black air is going to corrode our home! What should we do!"

SpongeBob pulled something out of his pocket: "Dengdengdengdengdeng!!!!"

"Why don't you ask the magic conch?"

For an instant of "swish swish", all creatures' eyes were fixed on this conch.This is a magical conch, how can you question the absolute authority of the conch at the bottom of the sea?

Everyone exchanged looks with anticipation.

SpongeBob: "I'm ready, are you ready, Patrick?"

Pai Daxing: "I'm ready, are you ready, Mr. Crab?"

Mr. Crab: "I'm ready, are you ready, SpongeBob SquarePants?"

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I do not know how long it has been……

"Let's ask the magic conch!!!" SpongeBob raised the conch.

"I'm ready, are you ready, Patrick?"

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Luo Ting almost collapsed in the conch.He didn't know why he turned into one when he woke up!indivual!ocean!screw!

Okay, after asking for a long time, the magical conch, you guys have answered the question, hey! !

The internal structure of the conch is hollow, and every word he utters will be infinitely enlarged by his ears...enlarged...enlarged... You guys are so wordy, have you considered the conch's feelings! !

Conch heart is so tired!Conch heart hurts!Conch wronged!Conch is bitter!

Well, finally got to the point.

What……! ?You group of marine creatures ask a conch how to control ocean pollution? !

WTF? !Are you dead when the EPA?

If you have a problem, find it!police!check!ah! ?

The first world

?After receiving the suggestion from the magical conch Luoting, everyone in SpongeBob decided unanimously to pick up the phone and complain to the Environmental Protection Agency.

Such a wise and powerful decision must only be made by the magic conch!

It is said that the seabed pollution will be solved soon, and I am a little excited when I think about it.

SpongeBob walked to the public phone booth, and under the expectant eyes of everyone, dialed the number of the Environmental Protection Bureau. [Don't ask them how they know the number, because there are TVs on the bottom of the sea! !

"Hi, hello, is this the Environmental Protection Agency of human beings? We are a group of sea creatures living in the lower Pacific Ocean in Biqibo. Something very terrible happened in our homeland, and a cloud of black fog enveloped our 'sky' Come on..." SpongeBob burst into tears as he spoke, and other sea creatures were also deeply affected and turned pale.

How terrible it is for them to destroy their homeland.

Luo Ting heard this with satisfaction, and thought in her heart that this world will pass by soon. After all, this is an animation world, and the required level is very low.He checked the system, yes, after he came to this world, he had a system that continuously issued tasks for him.

Because the world of SpongeBob SquarePants is very simple, here, the system will only issue one big task to him, that is, "Save SpongeBob SquarePants' home and restore SpongeBob SquarePants' world to normal", with a progress bar displayed in the upper right corner.

I thought I could reach the [-]% progress bar after the phone call, but when SpongeBob SquarePants said it in tears, it only progressed by [-]%.

--How can this be! !You must be kidding me!Luo Ting thought brokenly.

If he couldn't complete the task issued by the system, he would be punished, but the system didn't tell him what the punishment was.After all, this is the first world I have experienced, so I have to be careful.

at the same time.

On the coast, the Environmental Protection Agency of State X in the United States received a very strange call.

"..." The operator's head was dripping with cold sweat, and his face was tangled.

His colleague caught a glimpse of his expression and said, "Hey, Smith, what's the matter with you?"

"Oh, oh." Smith wiped his sweat and said, "It's over, I, I can't understand this call."

"???" His colleague put down his work and took his call——

"Bulebulebulebulebulebulebulebule..." A series of bubbling voices came, and the two looked at each other in shock.

"Don't worry Smith, this must be a harassing call, relax." His colleague hung up the phone calmly, comforting him like this.

In the underwater world, SpongeBob suddenly stopped talking.Strangely, he took the microphone away from his ear: "He hung up my phone!"

"Oh oh oh——" All the sea creatures fell into a deep sigh.

"It must be because of SpongeBob SquarePants, you are too verbose!" Mr. Crab raised his pincers and said angrily.

"No, I just hope he can understand our situation more clearly." SpongeBob SquarePants said dejectedly.

Seeing that the progress bar only increased by 5.00%, Luo Ting frowned, it was no different from doing nothing =. =, it seems that things are not as simple as he thought.

"Mission failed." Luo Ting said, "Send some representatives to leave Biqi Castle."

"What is the magical conch talking about??" Brother Octopus heard his words, and exaggeratedly covered his head: "Leaving Biqibao, why is that!"

"Let's not move from our homes!"

"Nowhere!"

"..." Everyone excitedly expressed their minds.

"How can you doubt the absolute authority of the magic conch! Hurry up and let him finish his sentence!" The brainless fan of the magic conch, SpongeBob SquarePants, said loudly while hugging Luo Ting.

Everyone fell silent.

Tsk, this is the power of brainless fans~ Luo Ting is secretly happy.

He cleared his throat: "I didn't ask everyone to abandon their homes. At this point, I can only send a few representatives to leave the ocean and go to the mainland to solve this problem for everyone."

After all, I am a human being - if I have any questions, I must go to the human world to find answers!case!ah!

"On land—" the sea creatures covered their mouths in horror, oh my god, this is really scary.

"We're going to die."

Luo Ting said calmly: "Look at Sandy." The eyes of all the creatures turned to Sandy the squirrel.She is a female squirrel from Texas all the time, she is a terrestrial creature, so she must wear a space suit and a helmet to live under the sea, and she still lives very well under the sea.

"Everything will work out, okay?" Luo Ting stabilized everyone's emotions: "Then who is willing to complete this glorious and great task?"

"……………………"

SpongeBob SquarePants raised his hands with sparkling eyes: "I'm ready! I can catch jellyfish with my bare hands, and I can do karate!"

Seeing his best friend SpongeBob SquarePants raised his hand, Pai Daxing stood up unsteadily: "I'm going too."

Brother Octopus had a gloomy expression, and finally covered his own face helplessly and said, "There's still me."

"Brother Squid!" SpongeBob jumped up and said, "You are so kind!"

"Then let these three heroes lead us out of the ocean and save our homeland!"

"Hehe~~Long live the magic conch! Long live the magic conch~!"

Sandy came over and said to SpongeBob SquarePants: "You must hurry up, you know, sea creatures will undergo terrible changes when they arrive on the mainland."

Luo Ting sneered in her heart, what terrible change, lack of oxygen?Or lack of water?He saw the progress bar go up to ten percent as he made the decision to leave the ocean.

With great anticipation, sponges, octopus and starfish happily went up with a magical conch