[Comprehensive] Hundred Ghosts Night Walk

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"Mr. Bai Ze...your face is swollen, ah, your forehead is bleeding!!"

"Hmmm." Hearing this, Bai Ze stretched out his hand to touch his forehead, took a deep breath, his face paled, "That evil ghost hit my eyes... my forehead is bleeding!"

What kind of object is used to punch a small hole in the forehead!

"Ah...it hurts, Momotaro hurry up and get the medicine box, that evil ghost hit me with its horns, if I hadn't dodged quickly, his horns would have stuck into my eyes!"

"Master Ghost Lamp and Mr. Bai Ze are at odds as usual." Momotaro took out the medicine box from the cabinet, and couldn't help thinking that although they got along badly, they had a good understanding.

No matter how you look at it, the two people who look very similar actually get along so badly.

Momotaro helped Bai Ze treat the wound, and complained: "Mr. Bai Ze went to provoke Lord Ghost Lamp today?"

"Why did I provoke him! I just went out for a while, and the ghost lamp looked at me with strange eyes. Before I could react, the horn on his forehead bumped into my forehead! Peach tree man, what do you say? Does the evil ghost have a sick head!"

Even if Lord Ghost Lantern doesn't take the initiative to provoke you, Mr. Bai Ze, you will often trip up when Lord Ghost Lantern is not paying attention.

Momotaro said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, Mr. Bai Ze, stop moving casually, the eyes on the forehead are almost stained with blood."

The eyes on Shirazawa's forehead were drawn like red ink, entangled with blood, Momotaro carefully wiped it with a wet towel, careful not to touch the very beautiful third eye.

"Master Ghost Lantern just said that the strange look in his eyes means...?!" Momotaro glanced over Bai Ze's head inadvertently, and saw what was on his head in the next second, his eyes widened, and the corners of his lips twitched, "Bai Ze Ze, where have you been today?"

"As usual, I went to Hell to find Miss Daji and Miss Axiang—oh, by the way, I accidentally met Aji, drank a few glasses of wine with him...then I was beaten by that evil ghost... ...Why do you suddenly ask like this?" Bai Ze tilted his head for some reason.

Momotaro leaned closer and sniffed Bai Ze's body, and as expected, he smelled a smell of alcohol.

"Didn't Mr. Ghost Lantern say anything to Mr. Bai Ze?"

"He has bumped into him, why don't I run away." Bai Ze raised the corner of his mouth in disbelief, "Next time, we must make that plague god look good."

Mr. Bai Ze obviously can't beat Mr. Ghost Lantern, so he still wants to fight.

Momotaro sighed, and carefully lifted the man from Bai Ze's head, "Where did such a small ghost come from...?"

"This...this is a living person." Bai Ze said in surprise.

Normally, living people can't come to this place, let alone the human species, which is about ten centimeters big.

"He must have been lying on Mr. Bai Ze's head for a long time, but Mr. Bai Ze didn't notice it." Momotaro squinted at Bai Ze, "It's no wonder Mr. Ghost Lantern bumped into him."

Momotaro didn't continue talking later, Bai Ze had already automatically continued.

The idea of ​​the ghost lamp is too easy to guess, especially when his sight contains | deep disgust.Bai Ze already guessed what he was thinking.

You even a cloven-hoofed, beautiful woman can't satisfy you, and you are already hungry and thirsty for young men. I underestimate your integrity more and more.

Bai Ze's face turned green. When he thought about pairing up with the ghost lamp in the future, the ghost lamp would spit out vicious words and sentences containing the great mud of the world.

Artiodactyls, paedophiles, homosexuals, immorals, white dolphins, white pigs, yin| demons...

Just thinking about it makes me crazy.

A scary label was pasted on the forehead for no reason, and it was spread everywhere because of the ghost lamp.

As the auspicious beast Bai Ze's first life's fame is about to be ruined!

Bai Ze scratched his head like crazy, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Momotaro placed the ten-centimeter person on the small square scarf he had folded, and sighed repeatedly.

Mr. Bai Ze, why don't you understand that your fame has long been lost because of your love.

"Isn't what I care about now is how to send this living person back to the mortal world?" What's more, Mr. Bai Ze's reputation is long gone, and he doesn't owe a thing or two.

"For this matter... find King Yan Mo. If you go to the mortal world privately, you will have to go through a lot of troublesome procedures if you get caught." After Bai Ze finished speaking, he scratched his hair, "I will definitely meet that evil ghost...! This time Momotaro will go by himself..."

"I found you, Baiji." A deep voice sounded, which made Bai Ze feel uncomfortable and goosebumps jumped up.

Gui Deng pushed open the door, and when he entered, it was still the iconic black clothes of Gui Deng, and his snake-like eyes looked straight at Bai Ze, who was wearing a bandage on his forehead.

"Lick the artiodactyl with its tongue | head | lick, the wound will be healed, there is no need for a bandage." Ghost Lamp sneered, and slowly uttered a sentence that made Bai Ze feel uncomfortable all over. "I didn't expect you to like men, you paedophile, you really can't overestimate your integrity, you beast."

"Ghost lamp, you evil ghost! Ghibli enthusiast! Devil! As soon as you meet you, there will be no good things!"

Bai Ze gave Ghost Lamp a hard look.

"Blowing up your hair won't make you look so good-looking, artiodactyl."

"Master, I don't have fried hair!!" Bai Ze jumped angrily.

The ghost lamp's eyes fell on Momotaro, and finally looked at the quietly huddled person on the table, "I have already told Yan Mo King about Bai Ze's seduction|abduction|child|child. Several of the eight hundred gods are fighting, and they are currently locked down. Hell is not suitable for living people, so I need to trouble Momotaro to take care of this child."

"This room is obviously mine, why didn't you ask me." Bai Ze twisted the red string next to his ear, and said briskly, "I'm glad you asked me, maybe I'll happily agree."

"In the final analysis, this matter is still your fault. The kidnapper should not laugh triumphantly here, as if he has done something great. He did it by himself, and he was blamed."

Bai Ze was so choked that he couldn't speak, and the ghost lamp on the other end said to Momotaro, "Please."

"Since it was Mr. Bai Ze who caused the trouble..."

"Momotaro is like this!"

"Because I have seen too many times Mr. Bai Ze being dumped by girls or the actions of girls, in my eyes, Mr. Bai Ze has lost his credibility."

"Oh, that's a good point. For a guy like Shirako, you can't believe his whole body except his head. Momotaro has done a good job of that."

Bai Ze and Ghost Lamp were chattering and arguing endlessly, even though Bai Ze was the only one who blushed angrily and pulled up his lips in order not to lose his aura, showing a very ferocious smile, Ghost Lamp activated the poisonous tongue skill indifferently .

Even Sleeping Beauty can be woken up by these two.

As soon as Xue Mingcha fell into a deep sleep, she heard more and more noisy voices, opened her eyes, and was dumbfounded.

Let's not talk about how many times the daily necessities in the house are bigger than what he usually sees.

Once the ghost lamp and Bai Ze quarreled, the mace swung up and smashed, and Bai Ze opened his mouth, buzzing so loudly that Xue Mingchayi's eardrums were about to be shattered. Fragile objects such as glass or porcelain bowls that Momotaro knocked down inadvertently hit the ground with a clatter and a crisp sound.

The result of the ghost lamp picking up the mace is that the 'Yutu Hanfang Bliss Full Moon' store is broken. The fragile items are nothing. What's more frightening is that the ghost lamp doesn't seem to be too hard. It lifted the floor .When Bai Ze dodged, the mace hit the wall, and the wall collapsed.

It seems to have traveled to some magical world... and there are people in this world who are domestically violent.

Xue Mingcha watched in horror as the three men were beating the other to death, and the fatter one was persuading them.

Who's domestic violence is so severe? !

"Family...domestic violence?"

Xue Mingcha became quieter, and so did his voice, Bai Ze and Gui Deng were not ordinary people, Gui Deng flicked a mace neatly, and after hiding, Bai Ze leaned his head in front of Xue Ming Chayi with a smile on his face .

When Bai Ze's handsome face fell into Yukina Chaichi's eyes, it just became very big, bigger than his whole body.

"Oh~ what's your name? Did you grow so small?" Bai Ze teased and poked Xue Mingcha's small face with his hand.

Bai Ze deliberately lowered his strength, but Xue Mingchayi was still pushed staggeringly, and said very depressed, "My name is Xue Mingchayi... I used to be 1.7 meters tall... I have become smaller. Or is it because you are so big?"

"1.7 meters?" Bai Ze said, "It must be that you have become smaller."

Bai Ze showed his signature smile, "Hi, I'm Bai Ze, the one who picked you up, and I seem to be teaching each other a lot in the days to come."

"I'm Ghost Lantern." Ghost Lantern said blankly, "It was that white dolphin who lured you to Taoyuan Township, and you couldn't go back to the mortal world. Be careful when living with this guy, maybe he will kill you next time. You've been lured to hell."

When Xue Mingcha heard the words, she smiled awkwardly.

He probably knew what was going on, and he felt a little sorry for causing Bai Ze to carry a big pot for no reason.

"Please advise."

"Hi, I'm Momotaro."

Xue Mingchayi and the three different species here all said hello, and the ghost lamp left in a hurry without staying here.

"Master Ghost Lantern is an official of hell, and he is usually very busy." Tao Shuren whispered to Xue Mingcha.

Xue Mingchayi was thoughtful, "Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze look similar... They look like a husband and wife. Were they just being domestically abused or being domestically abused?"

Except for the domestic violence relationship, he really can't think of anyone who would bicker and pick other people's minor problems.

It's just a fancy show of affection.