Overlord one flower

The days are happy and carefree, the way I imagined the days should be, but the truth is...

Xie Di rode with me for half a day, and when he reined in the rein and got off the horse, carried me off the horse and said 'here we are', I widened my eyes and looked at the deserted road.

"This... are we there? Are you sure?"

I looked at the winding dirt road in front of me, and wondered if Xie Di had led me the wrong way. Didn't he hide his name and look rich?How could he live in this kind of mountain valley, and it was on a hill in a remote forest path not far from Sanxing Town. As far as I know, there is a group of bandits here. How could Xiedi live here?

But Xie Di nodded to me with certainty and said, "That's right, it's here."

"What?" I opened my mouth in surprise and unconsciously took a step back and looked at Xie Di vigilantly, "Well, only bandits should live here. How can there be any serious people living here? Who are you?"

"Isn't it serious?" Xie Di raised his eyebrows, and reached out to grab my arm. I didn't have time to dodge, so I could only be held by him, and looked at him tremblingly.

"Do you think I'm serious?" He said deliberately proving that the general pressed his lips down and kissed me hard. When he left, he bit it lightly with his teeth, and licked the corner of his mouth after biting, feeling quite unfinished.

As soon as he left my lips, I immediately covered my mouth with my hand and stared at him, "Let me tell you, I'm not the eldest son of the Chen family now, and my father won't give me money to redeem me, you made a mistake Now, let me go as soon as possible, and I won't argue with you."

Xie Di was a little helpless, "I'm not blind, I know you're worthless now, so no one will have any objection to abducting you to be my Mrs. Yazhai."

"How come no one has any objections." I muttered in dissatisfaction, and I reacted later and opened my mouth wide and pointed at him, "What are you talking about? Mrs. Yazhai? You, you, you, you are the bandit leader here?"

'Crack', Xie Di slapped me on the forehead, and gave me a blank stare, "What is a bandit leader? It's so ugly, now you should call me my husband, and I'm saying the wrong thing to lock you into a small black room!" As he said, he took my hand and was about to go to the small stockade on the mountain of Tuqiu Road.

"Wait, wait!" I grabbed Xie Di and my mind was still a little confused, and I focused on the main point and asked, "Since you are the village owner, there is no reason for you to know me. Didn't you plan to sneak into the Chen residence long ago? ? Or did you originally plan to kidnap me and ask my father for a ransom, but you never expected to be attracted by my beauty, so you couldn't help falling in love with me, so you gave up gold and silver to take someone?"

"Uh..." Xie Di looked at me with some embarrassment, let go of my hand and said, "It's not as twists and turns as you think, do you want to hear the truth?"

I nodded, "That's natural."

Xie Di pondered for a moment to sort out his thoughts and said, "Actually, I have to talk about it more than a year ago. At that time, I was worried that I would not rob the team of rich and wealthy businessmen for several days. The brothers also complained about being tight. Just at this time, the brother who was letting the wind down the mountain sent news that the Chen family, the richest businessman in Sanxing Town, was going to pass by here, so I immediately brought people down the mountain to prepare for the ambush. A little accident, just when we were about to withdraw our hands and go back to the mountain, a young man suddenly broke free from the shackles and ran. The first reaction of the brothers was to grab him, and I subconsciously took a The arrow shot past, but I was careful not to hit the vital point, but, he fell down while running, his body was still shaking, and my arrow just hit him..."

"Stop!" I interrupted Xie Di in a hurry, subconsciously clamped my legs, and covered my crotch with my hands intentionally or unintentionally. Damn, it turned out that Xie Di was the one who almost killed me last time!

I am lucky in my lifetime

Thinking back to why I ran suddenly at that time, it was not because I saw that they were going to leave, and at this moment I suddenly had the urgency to urinate, but the urge to urinate was so strong that I couldn’t hold it back for a minute, so I suddenly ran away. Do you want to take off your pants for convenience?On the contrary, because I almost lost my children and grandchildren because of a piss, I was scared to pee at that time, and my pants were soaked. My father laughed at me for a long time because of this. I also thought about finding a dozen strong men to come here. It was shameful, but the past was so embarrassing that I couldn't bear to look back on it. I didn't have the face to face it, and gradually buried it in my heart and left it behind. Who would have thought that Xie Di would actually fall in love with me because of that incident?

"So you still fell in love with me at first sight? Then why did you show up after more than a year?" I still feel a little uncomfortable, but I can't help but secretly happy when I think that Xie Di has fallen in love with me after seeing me only once.

Xie Di stroked his chin and raised his head to look into the distance, "To be precise... I fell in love with you at first sight when you were scared and peed your pants. I thought you were special...interesting and cute, and the reason why I didn't look for you immediately was because Because it took me a while to learn to read."

I, "..." I'm not happy at all for your confession, okay?Wait, it took a while to read?So Xie Di was also an illiterate and illiterate person before?Damn, I didn't even notice it, it really looks like it.

At this moment, a group of people suddenly rushed down from the mountain, accompanied by cheers.

"The village master is back!"

"The village master, the village master, did the lady bring it back?"

"Wow, look, is that the village master's wife?"

"The village master is really capable, and really kidnapped the eldest son of the Chen family."

Dozens of big men of different shapes and sizes ran over in a burst of smoke and dust. I subconsciously retreated behind Xie Di and grabbed his clothes. Xie Di patted my hand, "Don't be afraid, they are all brothers in the village." .”

At this time, a big man with a beard, a rough face, and a burly figure came up to me and said, "Madam, you are finally here. Now it's all right, and the village owner has got his wish. We haven't held a wedding in the village for a long time." , thanks to the wife of the village master, we also have wine to drink, so a beating is nothing, it's worth it."

After he finished speaking, six or seven men behind him echoed and agreed, but I couldn't understand it, "What does this have to do with you being beaten? Who beat you... Eh? Hey... put me down! Xie Di, you What are you doing?"

Before I finished speaking, I felt a tightness in my waist, and then the world turned upside down. I was carried on the shoulders by Xie Di, and I couldn't help kicking my feet indiscriminately. Into the bandit den. (ㄒoㄒ)

Although this place is not as rich as I imagined, but the life is still very comfortable and nourishing. Although there is no servant to serve me, Xie Di will personally serve me and follow my orders. Of course, the premise is that I can be at his mercy in some respects. Satisfied with his horrible first situation, ahem...other than that, everything is perfect.

After living here for a while, I found that the people in the village are very easy to get along with. There are not only men, but also some women and children. He was not a bandit at first, until Xie Di took over the village, and he couldn’t make a living, so he made a rule, only robbing the rich people’s money, not hurting people’s lives, and leaving half of them for them to go on their way .

After learning about this, I not only gave Xie Di a slightly higher look, I never thought that he would still be able to support so many people.

Although life is very comfortable, but occasionally a few people who are not clear-headed will ask me some strange questions to make me feel uncomfortable, such as...

A young boy was lying on my lap, blinking his big watery eyes and asking me with great anticipation, "Ma'am, when will you give us a little village master? My mother said that the village master will marry me." Is it true that if you become a wife, you can give us a little brother and play with us?"

Just as I was about to kick him away with black lines all over my head, another older boy slapped the questioning boy on the head, and said with an expression that you don't understand, "Don't talk nonsense. , Mrs. Zhaizhu belongs to Zhaizhu, how could you give us a small Zhaizhu, don’t you know? Zhaizhu is very jealous, if Zhaizhu hears about it, your ass will bloom.”

Now I wanted to kick them all away, at this moment Xie Di came in, saw me with a dark face and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Who upset you?"

When the two little boys saw Xie Di, they immediately fell silent, and sneaked out of the house with their tails between their legs. I snorted and said, "Hurry up and marry a woman, lest these little devils ask me to build a small village for them every day." Lord come out to play."

"Huh? Haha..." Wen Yan laughed loudly and said, "Then give me a baby."

I mocked disdainfully, "You give me a try?"

Xie Di leaned over and pinched my chin and smiled slightly, "I can't give birth? That must be because I didn't work hard enough for my husband, I need to work harder."

"Fart! Isn't that what you call hard work? Almost every night... Ugh!!" Before I finished speaking, Xie Di pressed his lips, and I struggled a few times to symbolically express my dissatisfaction before lying down in his arms He hooked his neck and kissed back, and it took a long time for Xie Di to let go. I panted and pulled my hand to untie his belt, and said, "Okay, okay, wait a minute."

I'm a little surprised, usually at this time he must... cough cough, why did he stop today?Do you really want to marry a little lady?

Just when I was staring and about to make trouble, Xie Di took out a letter from my arms, I was stunned, and the first reaction in my mind was 'a letter of divorce? ! ', Seeing that I didn't respond, Xie Di said, "Don't you want to read it? Your father wrote it to you."

I swallowed the phrase 'look at you, uncle' before I could say it, quickly picked up the envelope, opened it, pulled out the letter inside and shook it open