I contract this half-immortal in the entertainment industry

The cool wind blows people awake a lot.

This is really a world full of rhubarb, Zhuge honestly kicked the stone on the ground bitterly.

"Short oil!" A male voice shouted: "Who dares to use a hidden weapon to slander the young master! Get out of here!"

Uh, Zhuge honestly twisted his neck stiffly... Did he kick someone?But... what about people? !

"I'm here!" A furious voice came from below.

Zhuge honestly lowered his head, squatted down, looked at the tramp-like person below, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Sir, why did you run into the bridge hole?"

"I like it, you don't care about me!" Yo, he's still a rebellious little kid.

"Okay, as long as you are happy." Zhuge said honestly and pretended to be deep.This kid looked stubborn at first glance, anyway, since the other party didn't tell the truth, he pretended not to know, hello, hello, hello, everyone, Xiaodao is really kind.

"..." Someone under the bridge hole was obviously choked by Zhuge Honest's divine reply, and remained silent for a long time, seeing Zhuge Honest getting up to leave, he hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, that little liar pretending to be a Taoist priest on the bridge! You just kicked the head of my young master, you have to make it up to me!"

Zhuge honestly heard the words, his heart trembled, could it be that he had met Pengci?However, he obediently squatted down again, pretending to be tough and said: "I want money for Xiaodao, but I will die. If you want to get it, come up and get it yourself! 18 years later, I will still be a good Taoist priest!"

"Fuck off! Who wants your life! Your life is worthless! You should enjoy your life as a Taoist priest for the rest of your life!"

"...Then what exactly do you want me to do, sir? Let me tell you, I am a showman, not a person!" Zhuge expressed his position honestly and righteously.

"..." This is someone who was choked again. Someone is going crazy. Why can't this person understand human speech?And that brain hole is almost as good as a black hole...

"Master, if you don't talk nonsense, I will leave!" Seeing that there was no sound under the bridge, Zhuge honestly thought that the other party didn't need him to sell himself, and then wanted to leave.

"Get back, young master, I'll punish you for dragging me up!" Someone under the bridge became anxious when they heard that Zhuge was honestly going to leave, and now he didn't care about his face or not.

Zhuge listened honestly, ha, it turns out that this kid has been trying to hide the fact that he can't get up!Really... Laughing to death, hahahahahahahahaha!

The people under the bridge were annoyed when they heard Zhuge's honest and "hearty" laughter, "I haven't settled with you for attacking me with a hidden weapon just now! Laugh again and I will..."

"What are you going to do? Hey, sir, don't forget that you still want me to drag you up!" Zhuge honestly said triumphantly, he managed to catch the weakness of this bastard.

"...You are ruthless. But whether you can pull me up is still a question mark." The man under the bridge rolled his eyes, and then deliberately provoked Zhuge Honesty.

"I believe in my ability, you don't need to provoke me, but Xiaodao, I didn't eat dinner today, I'm very hungry, I don't know if it will be boring..." Zhuge honestly pretended to be wronged.He actually smelled the fragrance coming from under the bridge, and his stomach couldn't take it anymore.

"..." Someone was suddenly choked again, how could he suddenly want to beat someone up?Seeing the only hamburger left in his hand, someone gritted his teeth, threw it up, and said viciously: "If you don't pull me up after eating this, I will find someone to beat you to death!"

Years of hard work was just to catch a hamburger thrown from below, but fortunately Zhuge was honest and his master didn't see him, otherwise he would definitely fall on his back in anger.

After eating the delicious hamburger that he had never eaten before, Zhuge honestly felt that his life was complete. He burped and rubbed his hands together. Hehe, he is going to start doing good deeds every day!

Zhuge honestly climbed over the railing and jumped straight down. Someone waiting under the bridge saw Zhuge honestly appear and opened his mouth wide: "Why did you jump down?"

"How can I save you if I don't jump down?" Zhuge rubbed his head honestly and asked in puzzlement, complaining in his heart, isn't there any other way to save people now instead of saving them directly?

The other party rolled his eyes angrily, what the hell, it's such a misfortune to meet such a bastard!

The so-called three misfortunes in life, go out to meet the best, no paper in the toilet, and being cuckolded.So he met such a superb product today... It's really unfortunate...

Such a big person, with such a short height, people say that concentration is the essence, this person must have evaporated the essence!Wouldn't he use his brain to find a reliable person and tool to pull him up? !It's not rice but gutter oil that grows so big!

But looking at the Taoist cheating money equipment on the other side, someone understood in seconds. It seems that today he met a snake spirit who likes to play cosplay and pretends to be an expert.

However, at the next moment, someone quickly overturned all his impressions of Zhuge honestly, for no other reason, Zhuge honestly carried someone directly on his shoulders, and jumped onto the bridge in two or three steps.

Until being put down by Zhuge honestly, someone was still in a trance: "How is it possible, how is it possible..."

After stomping the ground viciously to confirm that he had indeed come up, someone knelt on the ground with a plop, tears streaming down his cheeks, and then hugged Zhuge Honest's thin legs desperately, howling: "Master, you still lack the leg pendant. ?"

Zhuge honestly tried to pull his leg/// out of someone's hand, but it didn't work, so he tried again in disbelief, huh, it succeeded, so he just said, his internal kung fu for so many years is not bragging Yes, it was practiced!

But as soon as he got rid of someone's salty//pig//hand, the next moment someone sucked him up like a leech.Zhuge used his hand to firmly press down the throbbing veins in his temples.

It's so strange that this person is always hugging his own thigh. Do the passers-by who haven't seen him all have strange looking//perverted eyes? !Also, I don't need a thigh pendant anymore, grave egg!

There are wonderful flowers every year, and this year they come to my house...

"Master...I even pulled you up, can you let me go?!" Zhuge honestly puffed up his fleshy little face and gritted his teeth.

This person is obviously taller than himself, but he likes to play childish games like hugging thighs. Zhuge is honest and speechless, but the other party is just an ordinary person. He holds.

Zhang Yuxuan and Second Young Master Zhang didn't want to, but he ran away from home this time to find a martial arts master to learn from him, but he couldn't find it anyway, and was cheated of most of the money by a few swindlers, and finally fell into a mere Able to buy a hamburger for my last supper before heading home...

Of course, fortunately, Zhang Yuxuan met an expert in the end. What is a hamburger? With an expert, he would be fine even if he contracted the entire hamburger restaurant!

Zhang Yuxuan was the unlucky person who fell off the bridge. He hadn't showered for many days, and his body stinks. The stench can be smelled for a radius of ten miles.Naturally, he himself smelled it too, so he let go of the expert in embarrassment, and then rubbed his hands uneasily, his eyes never leaving Zhuge Laoshi.

"So, you mean that you want to learn martial arts from me?" Zhuge honestly looked at the second young master who he said was a rich man with doubts, feeling helpless. Could it be that the rich second generation has too much money and is still panicking? Is this a patient with severe delusions? !

Zhang Yuxuan nodded desperately, afraid that Zhuge would not see it.

Zhuge looked at him honestly, frowned, and said hesitantly: "I am an orthodox Taoist internal skill, which requires talent..."

"So am I very talented and have excellent bones?" Zhang Yuxuan loved to read all kinds of martial arts novels in his life, and he had always dreamed that he would have the legendary excellent bones and be accepted by an unknown master.

"...Actually, there is nothing wrong with learning martial arts. Everything in martial arts novels is made up..." Zhuge said honestly, "It's just..."

Originally, Zhang Yuxuan was very happy when he heard that martial arts didn’t care about the roots. It seems that he still had great hopes, but the turning point came so quickly. Hearing that, Zhang Yuxuan only felt his heart go cold "Just what?" To be honest, he really doesn't want to hear what's behind it now, and he always feels that he will regret it...

"It's just that you are too old and have no foundation in martial arts, so no one will accept you..." Zhuge said honestly, "What's more, my martial arts are unique to the teacher's school and cannot be passed on to others. Yes. You might as well give up."

You better give up.

Just give up.

Just give up.

give up.

give up.

Bundle.

.

Those words circulated endlessly in Zhang Yuxuan's mind, and now he only felt that thousands of arrows pierced his heart, biubiubiu, leaving big black holes.

Looking at the stunned Zhang Yuxuan, Zhuge Honest's heart softened again, he tiptoed and touched the other's head to comfort him: "It doesn't matter if I can't do it, there is a next generation!"

"A man can't say no!" Even though Zhang Yuxuan was in a daze, his nerves reacted faster than his ears.

"..." Zhuge honestly withdrew his rare kindness silently. He was definitely blinded by Erha's saliva just now. This person doesn't need to be pitiful at all, and judging by the other's reaction, he even wants to give him an umbrella. ——If you don't lift, it will be sunny.Thinking of this, Zhuge honestly raised his foot and was about to leave.

"Hey, master, don't leave!" Zhang Yuxuan, who finally came to his senses, knew that he had said something wrong just now. Seeing that the other party was about to leave, he quickly grabbed Zhuge Honest's sleeve, determined not to let Zhuge Honest leave.

Nonsense, it's rare in life to meet such a strong martial artist, even if you can't become such a person, you can't miss him like this!

The author has something to say: make an appointment at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, we will see you soon

☆, the so-called warm baby

"You can't learn martial arts from me, why don't I leave? Could you give me money?" Zhuge asked honestly, rolling his eyes.

"Of course!" Zhang Yuxuan was excited, alas, Zhang Ershao is short of everything, except money!

"..." Zhuge was honestly speechless, looking at Zhang Yuxuan as if he was looking at a snake spirit. This kid seems to be really crazy, and he doesn't even look at how dirty and smelly he is, which smells worse than the ancestral Taoist robe on him. Da, actually still insists that he is very rich, and belongs to the kind of trench who can contract fish ponds at every turn.

However, I heard that the snake spirit never admits that he is a snake spirit. In this case, he can't directly stimulate the other party.After a long while, Zhuge honestly thought about it and said: "The small road doesn't eat what you come here." The implication is, don't pretend to be rich anymore, just save your little money for washing and changing clothes.

When Zhang Yuxuan heard this, he admired Zhuge's honesty even more, thinking that although the other party was dressed like a deep well, he had a heart of noble morality, which really made him admire him, who was covered in copper stink.

"Master, I don't know your name...?" Zhang Yuxuan looked at Zhuge Honesty almost like a god.

"Speaking in human terms... why don't you hide your name? My surname is Zhuge, and I'm honest. You can call me Zhuge or hamster. There's no need to always call me Master, it makes my goosebumps come down."

Zhuge honestly listened to the other party's overly polite words, and was very uncomfortable, wishing to send him a few contemptuous looks.These days, there are always a group of idiots pretending to understand, who love to show off how educated they are, and are not afraid of being laughed out of their teeth.

What's more, human beings should live as they please. They are not tired of pretending to sell and sell every day, but the people who listen to them are annoying.

Therefore, Zhuge honestly expressed great disdain for Zhang Yuxuan's pretending to be X.

But Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help being blind, while still being pleasantly surprised by the good attitude of the master, he continued to say politely: "I don't know what else the master is good at?"

"...Just call me a hamster or Zhuge..." Why can't the child understand human speech, Zhuge honestly fell into a tangle, "I'm good at fortune-telling."

Zhang Yuxuan continued to listen with his ears pricked up, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for the next various specialties, "Uh, master... oh no, Zhuge, you said you are good at fortune-telling?" His face was full of disbelief.

Although Zhang Yuxuan himself is not a loyal atheist, but he grew up in an atheist environment where Genzhengmiaohong was born. Naturally, his first reaction was to suspect that this person is a liar, but he also experienced the opponent's high-strength martial arts, short oil, It's really confusing.

"Hmm_(:_"∠)_" Zhuge honestly understood that this person was suspicious, anyway, he was used to being suspicious, so he didn't care about it.

"Is there anything else?" Zhang Yuxuan asked tangledly, what should he do so as not to hurt the master's little heart.

"...It's gone." Zhuge Shishi is also very entangled. Is chasing junior sisters a specialty...Although he didn't succeed...Of course Zhuge Laoshi is also very frustrated. Oh, he has lived for 18 years and only knows these two things, right... ...It's a bit...Not very good...I always feel that there is something wrong with this guy's face... By the way, how can you see the expression of a person with a gray face at night? Wow!

"..." Zhang Yuxuan was also very powerless at this time, and at the same time he was also very mad, but seeing that the other party was covered in the standard six-piece suit for cheating money, he understood that the other party really planned to make a living with this. Want to find heirs through fortune-telling?

I have to say, Zhang Ershao, your imagination is really unmatched by others... OTZ...

Since the master insists on fortune-telling, he doesn't mind the beauty of adults, but the master is unwilling to ask for his money, so he provides various information to the master. What a good idea, I really want to order 32 likes for my chicken juice. Yes o(≧v≦)o

"Master, let me tell you that there is a street in city A called Fengshui Street. You can rent a stall for a month for only 200 yuan, and the procedures are complete. After you have accumulated a certain amount of money in a month, you have to hand it over to 5% handling fee for management staff, but it’s only 5.00%, so it’s not bad, it should be OK for you, master. And the people there///The traffic is pretty good, it’s better than fortune-telling on the roadside It is much better to be chased by the city management. Fengshui Street is the only legal gathering place for fortune-telling in City A." Zhang Yuxuan immediately told everything he knew, and he wanted to ask how he knew?Hmph, guess~

However, for the penniless Zhuge honestly, this news is useless at all. He really wants to hang two broadband tears. He doesn't even have a penny, let alone two hundred yuan.

Zhuge honestly stared at Zhang Yuxuan with teary eyes, and said, "Don't go there!"

"Hey? Why?!" Zhang Yuxuan, who was still immersed in fantasy, was woken up, and looked at Zhuge honestly in puzzlement: "Didn't you say you want to earn money by yourself?"

"But I don't have two hundred yuan..." Zhuge pouted honestly, struggling.

"Then how much can you take out?"

"...I can't get anything out..."

"Fuck...Master, it's not easy for you to mix up like this...That's why you're wearing such an antique outfit..." Zhang Yuxuan was completely speechless now, and then suddenly remembered that this guy cut off his last hamburger. Things from the past come, no wonder...

"Then why don't you go home with me first. As for the matter of Fengshui Street, don't be in a hurry. I can lend you money and pay me back when you earn money." Zhang Yuxuan turned into a warm baby, patting Chest, without hurting Zhuge Honest's self-esteem, I wish that Zhuge Honest would take care of everything.

"..." Zhuge, who had no money and could only live without money, agreed silently, as long as he could find a place to rest and eat something, he would reciprocate!The inner villain clenched his claws tightly.

As the No. [-] wealthy family in City A, the Zhang family owns no less than one villa in a prime location, and the environment is beautiful everywhere.Of course, the decoration is full of luxury everywhere.

However, when Zhuge honestly followed Zhang Yuxuan to Zhang's villa, he didn't respond at all, and even frowned.Zhang Yuxuan originally thought that Zhuge honestly would be amazed by the luxury of his house, but when he saw the other party frowning, he just felt his heart skip a beat. Could it be that the other party really has some great skills?

After calming down, Zhang Yuxuan asked, "...Zhuge, why are you frowning at my villa? Is there something wrong?"

"Ah!..." Zhuge honestly stretched his brows and said, "I'm not sure. Maybe it's because I'm not good at learning..."

He just saw a ray of black drifting by, but he wasn't sure what it was. Now that night fell, he couldn't see it clearly. Why don't we come back at noon tomorrow, maybe we can see something.However, Zhuge honestly generally won't say anything about uncertain situations, unless he is absolutely certain, he will tell.So when Zhang Yuxuan asked him, he didn't answer.

Zhang Yuxuan raised his eyebrows. His house was specially visited by a famous Feng Shui master. It is said that it is very good. Of course, it also cost 10,000+.

But now this Zhuge has a different attitude, tsk, either he is a liar, or... really intriguing!

Everyone in the Zhang family didn't sleep. When they heard that the second young master had returned, they all stretched their necks on the sofa on the first floor and waited.

When they saw Zhang Yuxuan, who was covered in dirt and had a stench, everyone felt distressed. How did the child who was spoiled by their family become such a bad boy?

They went up one by one to greet Zhang Yuxuan, naturally ignoring Zhuge Laoshi who was next to him.Zhuge honestly looked at Zhang Yuxuan, who was surrounded by stars with his things behind his back, and only then did he believe that the other party was indeed the second young master of the Zhang family.

Zhuge honestly saw that no one was disturbing him, and he was happy and relaxed, then stood aside and looked at everyone in the Zhang family silently.

Among the few people in the Zhang family surrounding Zhang Yuxuan, there was a girl whose seal was blackened, but it would not be fatal, it would only cause injury, but it could still be avoided if one paid attention.Thinking this way, he didn't notice the eyes of everyone in the Zhang family looking at him.

"Everyone, this Master Zhuge is the one who saved me. If it wasn't for him, I would have fainted from starvation under the bridge." Zhang Yuxuan passionately introduced Zhuge Honesty to his family.

Hearing the words, the Zhang family raised their heads and looked at Zhuge Laoshi, then curled their lips in unison, scoff, how did he have the face to wear such an antique outfit?The second reaction is, this person is not trying to cheat money!

The woman Zhuge honestly judged that there would be a minor disaster in the near future looked straight at Zhuge honestly, but she said to Zhang Yuxuan: Second brother, why did you bring such a liar home? "

"Uh uh uh, Yingying, she's not a liar." Then she dragged Zhuge honestly over, and said to everyone in the Zhang family, "He's a master, the real one."

Then, he quickly changed the subject and said to the nanny Wang Ma, "Wang Ma, I'm hungry. Make two suppers, and Zhuge and I will use them both!"

Wang Ma stood cautiously in the corner, looked at the old man of the Zhang family, and after getting his affirmation, hurriedly went to the kitchen to prepare supper.

Zhang Yuxuan didn't care how strange his family's eyes were, he directly pulled Zhuge Laoshi to sit down at the dining table, crossed his legs and said to his family: "What are you still doing in a daze? Let's sit down and chat!"

Wang Ma quickly prepared the supper and put it on the table. At this time, the old man of the Zhang family said: "Wang Ma, give each of us a portion!"

"Hey!" Wang Ma replied, wiped her hands on the apron uneasily, and then went down again.

Zhuge honestly ignored the eyes of everyone staring at him, and ate food in big mouthfuls. He has been hungry for a long time, and the world is too big to fill his stomach. After all, life is at stake ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Zhang Yuxuan, on the other hand, looked at Zhuge Laoshi who was buried in supper with admiration. You must know that he never dared to face the old man's eyes and pressure so calmly. The master deserves to be a master, so calm.

The author has something to say: I beg everyone's opinions OTZ...

☆, share the same bed

Under the sight of the old man, everyone in the Zhang family didn't dare to take a breath, even Zhang Yuxuan stopped eating, and the only sound in the huge restaurant was Zhuge honestly "sniffing".

"(⊙o⊙) Wow, I'm so full! Auntie, let's have another bowl!" Zhuge honestly finished eating a bowl, rubbing his stomach, oops, he's not quite full yet, so continue eating, seeing how rich this family is , I shouldn't be so stingy in giving some food!

As soon as Yingying yelled "You..." she was stopped by a man who was five points similar to Zhang Yuxuan but more serious and stern, and pointed at her in the direction of the old man.

Shakingly, Wang Ma continued to serve Zhuge honestly under the guidance of the old man's eyes.

The crowd stared dumbfounded at Zhuge honestly eating nine big bowls of supper in a row before stopping.

Zhuge honestly picked up his hand and wiped his mouth unceremoniously, and the people on the side were speechless for a while—is this guy so uneducated? !

Zhuge honestly hiccupped lightly, then stood up and bowed to the old man, respectfully saying: "Thank you for the banquet, old man."

Mr. Zhang nodded secretly. He already had a good impression of this child for no other reason. None of his children could be so calm under his pressure, even his proudest eldest son could not do this, but This obviously immature child is able to do this. He doesn't know whether the other party is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, or is it because he is daring because of his skill?But no matter what support the other party has, just because of that calmness, he will have a certain liking for the other party.

Of course, although he is from a small family in terms of behavior, he is a careful child who observes the subtleties. In the end, he bowed to himself and thanked himself for giving him a meal instead of expressing gratitude to his second son, so he rushed With this observation ability, he also gave him extra points!

The old man cleared his throat, and said softly: "You...what's your name?" But he didn't know that his gentle tone surprised others. The old man who has always been stern can have such a gentle day , I always feel that the sun rises from the west OTZ.....

"Old man, my name is Zhuge Laoshi." Zhuge Laoshi replied sternly.

"Hehe, to be honest, it's a good name." The people next to him rolled their eyes in unison, and the highest level of lying with their eyes open is nothing like this.

"Honestly, where is your home?" in a persuasive tone.

"It's probably from Qingshan Mental Hospital." That Yingying said angrily.From the beginning, the second brother who had always spoiled her spoke to him to speak for him, then the eldest brother also helped him, and finally even grandpa liked him so much, it really made her angry for a while, so she spoke quickly and the words came out But she couldn't take it back, and Yingying regretted it for a while.

"Yingying!" The three of them stopped Yingying in unison.

"Hey, how does this young lady know the name of my Taoist temple?" Everyone looked at Zhuge honestly and waited for his explanation.Zhuge smiled honestly and said: "My home is on Qingshan, and the name of the Taoist temple is Qingshan Taoist Temple. It is not a mental hospital."

The simple and honest smile on Zhuge's honest face gave him a lot of points, and the favorability of others towards him has also increased dramatically. He has a gentle temper, doesn't get angry easily, and can easily resolve embarrassment, which is also a skill.Only Yingying pouted and said with dissatisfaction: You are the young lady, and your whole family are all young ladies!

But... Taoism? !Mr. Zhang asked suspiciously: "Then what are you planning to do when you come from the Taoist temple?"

Zhuge honestly scratched his head in embarrassment, and said: "The master said that I should go to the world to practice, so he let me come down the mountain. But the master didn't give me any money, so I can only earn money first."

... This kid is really sincere... His master really loves Grandet, he kicked him out without paying a penny, if he didn't meet Zhang Yuxuan, wouldn't he starve to death now?

These words made a group of people feel sympathetic, even Yingying, who was honestly at odds with Zhuge, gave him a sympathetic look. It turns out that this melon is so pitiful, and her lord has a lot, so I will let this one go this time. Gua Wazi!

"Then what do you plan to do next?" The old man seemed to be full of curiosity about Zhuge Honesty.

"Well, I plan to set up a fortune-telling stall. I only know this..." Zhuge honestly patted his head in embarrassment, thinking in his heart, should he go back and learn something to show off, lest others ask him what he knows, but he only knows one Fortune telling?

"Oh?" The old man himself is also a person who believes in these things, so he will pay a high price to ask a famous Feng Shui master to look at the Feng Shui of his family's Yin and Yang houses.Of course, those people he came into contact with were all very old, and he was also skeptical about Zhuge honestly daring to say that he could tell fortunes at a young age.After thinking about it in my heart, I turned to say: "Since you said that you can tell fortunes to be honest, and the old man, I saw that you have been staring at my girl Ying with an uneasy expression, but what's wrong?"

Hearing this, Zhuge honestly looked at Mr. Zhang in astonishment. He thought he had done it in a subtle way before, but he didn't expect that his observation ability was even more terrifying, but he was careless.On the other hand, Yingying, who was originally sympathetic to Zhuge's honesty, snorted when she heard this, she wanted to know what kind of ugly man this man could say.

When Mr. Zhang saw Zhuge's honestly surprised eyes, he was not upset, at least he saw that this kid was not calm (=.=)

Zhuge honestly hesitated for a while, and said: "Miss Yintang has a mildew and dark atmosphere, it is not suitable to go out, you can escape by closing the door."

Yingying rolled her eyes when she heard this: "You heard my brother say that I usually like to play, so you want to ground me with my brother?" Upstairs, anyone who hears about his recent disaster at night will not give a good face.

Mr. Zhang nodded. He didn't say whether he believed it or not. He just said, "My girl Ying has a bad temper. To be honest, you are a boy. Please be more tolerant."

Seeing Mr. Zhang's expression honestly, Zhuge probably knew that the other party still didn't believe in his ability, so he didn't take it seriously.Anyway, it's the other party's disaster, and it's not him himself. What's more, he has reminded that it's her business not to take it to heart, and it's not his fault (～￣▽￣)～

After finally waiting for the old man to go upstairs to rest, Zhang Yuxuan took the opportunity to drag Zhuge honestly into his room, then threw himself onto the big soft bed without hesitation, buried his face in the pillow, took a deep breath, and turned over Turning around and laying down in a large character shape, he took a long breath, but the next moment, Zhuge's honest words made him freeze——

"By the way...is it really okay for you to be so dirty and lie on the bed without taking a shower or changing your clothes?" Zhuge honestly asked hesitantly.

These words were like a sharp arrow, biubiubiu shot at Zhang Yuxuan's heart.Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, he said why he still smelled a strange smell, he thought it was the smell of sunshine OTZ... He hasn't showered for a few days, oh yeah, I think so With that, Zhang Yuxuan jumped up from the bed, and when he turned his head and saw that the white sheets, quilts and pillowcases were all black, he suddenly felt an urge to find a piece of tofu to kill him.

"Tofu at room temperature can't kill people, it should be frozen tofu that has been frozen into ice cubes." Zhuge returned honestly and calmly.

"..." Holy crap, did he just say what was in his heart?Zhang Yuxuan turned his head stiffly, looked at Zhuge Honest, and wanted to confirm from the other party that idiot who would speak his mind when he was excited.

"..." Zhuge honestly wanted to answer that this is indeed the case, but seeing the livid face of the other party, he swallowed the "yes" very wisely. The so-called silence is golden, and the ancients did not deceive me.

Zhang Yuxuan rushed into the bathroom with an "Aww", leaving Zhuge standing in the room dumbfounded, so why are you thinking that you didn't arrange a place for him to live?

Zhang Yuxuan was in the middle of taking a bath and suddenly remembered that he didn't have a bath towel or a bathrobe... It's like a golden retriever... However, fortunately there is Zhuge honestly outside, not to mention that everyone is a man, so he is not afraid.

Zhang Yuxuan walked out just like that, put on his clothes and saw Zhuge Laoshi actually sitting cross-legged on the wooden floor meditating, and suddenly felt a sense of peace and stability in this world, but Zhuge Laoshi opened his eyes, well, he was blind just now.

"Zhang Er Shao"

"Pfft, wait, don't call me Zhang Ershao, I always think it's weird to call me this from your mouth... You should call me Yuxuan with my friends." Zhang Yuxuan just drank when he heard Zhuge honestly address him. The boiled water in his mouth spewed out in one gulp, spilled on the wooden floor and wiped it off in a hurry, and hurriedly corrected Zhuge Honest's address to him.

Zhang Yuxuan always felt that it was a very strange thing for such a martial arts master to call him Zhang Ershao.

"Yuxuan, where do I stay tonight?" Zhuge asked honestly, looking at the second young master strangely.Although the request and behavior of the other party are strange, but he is a rich man and the owner, well, he should ignore it considerately (=.=)

"Uh..." Zhang Yuxuan opened his mouth, dumbfounded, so since he went upstairs, he always felt that something was wrong because he didn't arrange a guest room... But it's too late to arrange it now, or... just let it go?Henry Zhang sneaked a glance at Zhuge Honest.

"I forgot to arrange a room for you, Zhuge, why don't you sleep on my bed tonight?" Zhang Yuxuan decided to sacrifice his ego to help everyone, no, it was to help Zhuge to be honest.

"...Then where do you sleep?" Zhuge honestly looked around the room, tsk, there is no sofa, could it be that this person wants to sleep on the floor?

"Hit the floor!"

Sure enough, Zhuge nodded honestly and praised his wit, but he is the master, and he will be his creditor by visual inspection. It is not appropriate to let the master and creditor be the same. He feels very sorry, so everyone sleeps in the same bed. , Anyway, the bed is big.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Zhuge honestly looked at the other party strangely, why was the other party so nervous? "I won't do anything to you, so why don't I go to the floor!"

"No, no, sleep together!" Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Yuxuan quickly changed the sheets and pillows and got into the bed all at once, then looked at Zhuge honestly.

——Inexplicably, there is a feeling that this person is warming his bed.Startled by his own thoughts, Zhuge honestly shook his head, then took off his coat and went to bed.

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☆, the so-called fine points

Zhuge is honestly used to getting up early, so he got up when the sky was still slightly bright the next day and began to meditate every day.When he got up, he looked at Zhang Yuxuan who was sleeping like a dead pig beside him, and curled his lips, this guy can really sleep.

After washing up, he started to meditate and continue to cultivate his inner strength. This was a daily homework, even if the master was not by his side, he still completed it honestly, with a strict eye.

Zhang Yuxuan might not get up until Wang Ma came upstairs and knocked on the door to call for breakfast.I saw him open his eyes in a daze, almost all of them were closed, and then he started to put on his clothes, went to the bathroom to wash up, splashed cold water on his face, and he was finally willing to open his eyes obediently due to the stimulation.

However, the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to pose a few times in front of the mirror, then winked at himself in the mirror, and finally squeezed his chin, squeezed his right hand into an orchid finger, and screamed Singing sharply: "Yo~ my little brother is handsome again~ I wake up every day when I wake up~" After saying this sentence, I was not satisfied, and even blew a kiss to the mirror, and then smiled shyly while covering my face up.

Zhuge, who watched the whole process, was dumbfounded—what is this?abnormal?Split personality?Or pure narcissism?Also, will he be silenced if he sees it all?Thinking of this, trembling all over, he decided to pretend he didn't see anything, well, he just kept meditating.

It's just that Zhuge honestly was released before he could take back his expression