Dude, get dressed
Chapter 1
Great War - Liuli Island ing
Five game characters lay miserable in the corpse.
"Brother Du, you love to take a look at me!"
"Tease me?"
"..."
"It's so cool on the ground, can I touch your chrysanthemum, Dude?"
"Sorry, I was a bit stuck just now." Gu Chongtian wept blood and typed the above words, and then decisively canceled the account, regardless of the four unlucky people lying dead.
Quietly smoking half a cigarette, he thought mockingly: did he finally experience hallucinations after playing too many games?
When he was fighting the boss just now, a ball that claimed to be wearing the tube suddenly appeared in his mind, saying that his life span was exhausted, but due to some reasons, he was selected to travel through it once, to re-wash Bai Yangshou, and now he is given 3 days to deal with this world farewell.
3 days of farewell time...your sister!
Labor, capital, my relatives, friends, and a group of friends who travel through this kind of thing shouldn't be done by people who have no worries and no worries!How can I explain this to my family and friends!Said that I am a man chosen by God, wait for me to come back and bring you souvenirs from another world?
I feel like I will be fed and eaten!
Gu Chongtian groaned inwardly for a while, feeling that he really didn't have the courage to tell his elders that your handsome son was going on a cross-world trip, maybe it would be a good start to say goodbye to the funny guys in the game.
After skillfully inputting the account password, a loli carrying a flagon and a stick appeared on the screen. Gu Chongtian muttered softly to his daughter, "Your father, I may never come back again. Don't be afraid just because you are a dun dun dun." Sad, whoever bullies you will go back, the most important thing for our beggar gang is to be free and unrestrained!
Gu Chongtian has a total of three accounts, Beggar Luo Chongtian, Hualuo Chongtian, and Brother Du gave me fat again.Two of the lolitas were brought up by him as his daughters. Although the skills are a bit poor, he has also studied in pvp how to make his daughters beat people the best. On the contrary, they are poisonous ones that were built from the beginning. Brother is often forgotten by him, except when he has no money, he basically doesn't go online to buy gold transactions.He often assumes that those two little lolita will jump out of the game world one day and call him papa, oh my daughter is so cute, I want to rub, I want to kiss, I want to hug and hold high!
Boo!Can't touch it!be happy!
Ahem... In short, basically all of my friends are concentrated on Cailuo, so he came to say goodbye.
"Hello everyone, I will a at the end of the agreement. Sorry, I have to renege on my promise."
"Because of some things in the third dimension, I may never see them again in the future."
"and also."
"Don't ask me for an inheritance, all my money belongs to my daughter! Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮"
Gu Chongtian suddenly felt overwhelmed when he saw the secret chats sent one after another. The reason why this game can keep him is not because of the gorgeous painting style and lingering plot, but because of a group of friends who can play together.
Suddenly, a frenzied bell rang: "You are my little one~Little Apple~how much I love you~ I can't have too much~"
Gu Chongtian looked at Twitch's cell phone and suddenly hesitated to answer it. It was his good friend Er Shao in the game who called.When the other party hung up, he just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but he called persistently.
There is no way, I can only say clearly "...Hi~"
"Hey ball! What are you doing funny! Why do you want an a! There is no convincing reason. Believe it or not, I will kill your house and explode your asshole! I have been spying on your asshole for a long time Ahhh!!!"
"I'm going to time travel, I can't play anymore."
"Hehe." The phone hung up.
………… You promised to stay forever, you little goblin! 【No】
The secret chats in the game have already been exploded, but he didn't want to reply to any of them. Labor and capital are going to be a, not only the game, but the world is going to be a.
He still remembers a social survey, do you want to know the exact day of your death?Many people choose not to.Gu Chongtian is a member of the vast death-fearing family, what the hell are you doing for three days, bastard!
Forgive him for not being able to think of a way to hide the fact that he's about to die from the people he cares about.He never lied to people he cared about, because whether it was a white lie or not, it was always the most embarrassing moment when it was finally exposed.
What to do, I really want to hide for three days and die freely.Then you don't have to worry about saying goodbye.
Just when he was at the bottom of his depression, the Second Young Master who hung up the phone appeared!
Gu Chongtian said that even if he was going to die in the next moment, he would drag this scumbag to die together!
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Gu Dasha! I know you are at home! You have the ability to snatch women! You have the ability to open the door!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! You have the ability to rob women and men! You have the ability to open the door!"
"Bang! Bang! Ga?" The other party didn't think of the words he thought of before he said the second sentence and the door opened. Then how should he say the third and fourth sentences and I'm pregnant with your child?
Gu Chongtian dragged him into the door and beat him up, "What? Playing the second young master is getting better and better, right? Forgot that you can't beat me?"
Er Shao covered his face and pointed at him, you, you, you, you, you, you suddenly said, "Even my papa hasn't hit me! It's still slapped in the face!"
"Seriously," he dragged the second young master to the wall, "I'm really going to cross, I don't know the specific reason, I know you won't believe it, anyway, I put it here, I don't know if it will disappear or disappear in three days. Death, I can't play anyway.
The second young master frowned and thought for a while, then seriously said a blood-thirsty sentence, "Can I pop a chrysanthemum before you leave?"
The ending, of course, was that the second young master was blown up, headshot.
-
I heard that when you share something that makes you particularly uncomfortable with others, you feel lighter in your heart-no wonder!
The stupid second young master frantically surrounded Gu Chongtian and talked loudly, his eyes actually glowed red with excitement!
"Hey, what does that guy who wears pipes look like? Can we go and work there?"
"A glowing egg, can't."
"Hey, why are you so indifferent? I abandoned my family and ran over to mess with you. Don't you have anything to say, such as taking off your pants—oh, oh, don't hit me, I was wrong!"
"Can you stop being so noisy! I'm so irritable!"
"When you need her, you call her Xiao Tiantian. When you don't need her, you think she's noisy. Ziwei, how can you be so sweet!"
"I'm begging you, please close your anus if you don't have any constructive comments, ok?"
"Then... for the last three days, do you need me to accompany you?"
"…………kindness"
He doesn't know about others, but he thinks it's not bad to have a chattering friend by his side when he's about to die.
In the end, after discussing with Er Shao, he decided to write 66 letters to his relatives and send one letter a year. As for his friends, Er Shao said that he had written them.
For three whole days, Gu Chongtian has been writing letters. This kind of literary thing he thought he would never do in his life, but now looking at the 66 thick letters, he suddenly feels that maybe he has changed from *[crossed out] to ordinary. Youth has evolved into a literary youth.
Seeing the second young master who had been with him for three days, looking exhausted but still energetic, he suddenly had a feeling, "Do you like your Taoist priest? I mean the kind of liking between male and female friends. "
"Ah?" The sleepy Second Young Master suddenly woke up, "Huh?! How is that possible?! Don't you know that I only have you in my heart?" After speaking, he cast a disgusting wink.
Gu Chongtian slapped back the winking eyes: "Seriously, I saw that you two knew each other, and I didn't believe that Ji Sanli had so many homosexuals. When I saw you and the Taoist priest, I thought you were a couple before I knew it." , but it seems that you are hot, if he has no idea about you, you'd better take it easy, after all, you have only one son in your family."
"...I really don't like him, dear!"
"Enen doesn't like it," Gu Chongtian solemnly handed 66 letters to the second young master, "I know you are unreliable, but I entrust these letters to you. If the Taoist leader doesn't want you, it's his loss. The yellow chicken is the cutest in the whole server."
"You are hurting me, you must be hurting me, don't scold me for not reading enough! Who likes that ice cube face!"
"I wish you happiness."
Time seemed to stop at that moment, the sunlight came in through the floor-to-ceiling windows without hindrance, and the two people who hadn't groomed for three days both had thin beards, "happiness" was like a spell, freezing time there, but In the next second, Gu Chongtian's whole body became transparent and then disappeared.
The second young master stared at all this in a daze, and finally shouted at the moment when he was about to disappear, "You must have fun over there! And remember to bring souvenirs when you come back!!"
When the man disappeared completely, there was a gust of wind for no reason, and there seemed to be a sound in the wind——OK.
Five game characters lay miserable in the corpse.
"Brother Du, you love to take a look at me!"
"Tease me?"
"..."
"It's so cool on the ground, can I touch your chrysanthemum, Dude?"
"Sorry, I was a bit stuck just now." Gu Chongtian wept blood and typed the above words, and then decisively canceled the account, regardless of the four unlucky people lying dead.
Quietly smoking half a cigarette, he thought mockingly: did he finally experience hallucinations after playing too many games?
When he was fighting the boss just now, a ball that claimed to be wearing the tube suddenly appeared in his mind, saying that his life span was exhausted, but due to some reasons, he was selected to travel through it once, to re-wash Bai Yangshou, and now he is given 3 days to deal with this world farewell.
3 days of farewell time...your sister!
Labor, capital, my relatives, friends, and a group of friends who travel through this kind of thing shouldn't be done by people who have no worries and no worries!How can I explain this to my family and friends!Said that I am a man chosen by God, wait for me to come back and bring you souvenirs from another world?
I feel like I will be fed and eaten!
Gu Chongtian groaned inwardly for a while, feeling that he really didn't have the courage to tell his elders that your handsome son was going on a cross-world trip, maybe it would be a good start to say goodbye to the funny guys in the game.
After skillfully inputting the account password, a loli carrying a flagon and a stick appeared on the screen. Gu Chongtian muttered softly to his daughter, "Your father, I may never come back again. Don't be afraid just because you are a dun dun dun." Sad, whoever bullies you will go back, the most important thing for our beggar gang is to be free and unrestrained!
Gu Chongtian has a total of three accounts, Beggar Luo Chongtian, Hualuo Chongtian, and Brother Du gave me fat again.Two of the lolitas were brought up by him as his daughters. Although the skills are a bit poor, he has also studied in pvp how to make his daughters beat people the best. On the contrary, they are poisonous ones that were built from the beginning. Brother is often forgotten by him, except when he has no money, he basically doesn't go online to buy gold transactions.He often assumes that those two little lolita will jump out of the game world one day and call him papa, oh my daughter is so cute, I want to rub, I want to kiss, I want to hug and hold high!
Boo!Can't touch it!be happy!
Ahem... In short, basically all of my friends are concentrated on Cailuo, so he came to say goodbye.
"Hello everyone, I will a at the end of the agreement. Sorry, I have to renege on my promise."
"Because of some things in the third dimension, I may never see them again in the future."
"and also."
"Don't ask me for an inheritance, all my money belongs to my daughter! Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮"
Gu Chongtian suddenly felt overwhelmed when he saw the secret chats sent one after another. The reason why this game can keep him is not because of the gorgeous painting style and lingering plot, but because of a group of friends who can play together.
Suddenly, a frenzied bell rang: "You are my little one~Little Apple~how much I love you~ I can't have too much~"
Gu Chongtian looked at Twitch's cell phone and suddenly hesitated to answer it. It was his good friend Er Shao in the game who called.When the other party hung up, he just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but he called persistently.
There is no way, I can only say clearly "...Hi~"
"Hey ball! What are you doing funny! Why do you want an a! There is no convincing reason. Believe it or not, I will kill your house and explode your asshole! I have been spying on your asshole for a long time Ahhh!!!"
"I'm going to time travel, I can't play anymore."
"Hehe." The phone hung up.
………… You promised to stay forever, you little goblin! 【No】
The secret chats in the game have already been exploded, but he didn't want to reply to any of them. Labor and capital are going to be a, not only the game, but the world is going to be a.
He still remembers a social survey, do you want to know the exact day of your death?Many people choose not to.Gu Chongtian is a member of the vast death-fearing family, what the hell are you doing for three days, bastard!
Forgive him for not being able to think of a way to hide the fact that he's about to die from the people he cares about.He never lied to people he cared about, because whether it was a white lie or not, it was always the most embarrassing moment when it was finally exposed.
What to do, I really want to hide for three days and die freely.Then you don't have to worry about saying goodbye.
Just when he was at the bottom of his depression, the Second Young Master who hung up the phone appeared!
Gu Chongtian said that even if he was going to die in the next moment, he would drag this scumbag to die together!
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Gu Dasha! I know you are at home! You have the ability to snatch women! You have the ability to open the door!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! You have the ability to rob women and men! You have the ability to open the door!"
"Bang! Bang! Ga?" The other party didn't think of the words he thought of before he said the second sentence and the door opened. Then how should he say the third and fourth sentences and I'm pregnant with your child?
Gu Chongtian dragged him into the door and beat him up, "What? Playing the second young master is getting better and better, right? Forgot that you can't beat me?"
Er Shao covered his face and pointed at him, you, you, you, you, you, you suddenly said, "Even my papa hasn't hit me! It's still slapped in the face!"
"Seriously," he dragged the second young master to the wall, "I'm really going to cross, I don't know the specific reason, I know you won't believe it, anyway, I put it here, I don't know if it will disappear or disappear in three days. Death, I can't play anyway.
The second young master frowned and thought for a while, then seriously said a blood-thirsty sentence, "Can I pop a chrysanthemum before you leave?"
The ending, of course, was that the second young master was blown up, headshot.
-
I heard that when you share something that makes you particularly uncomfortable with others, you feel lighter in your heart-no wonder!
The stupid second young master frantically surrounded Gu Chongtian and talked loudly, his eyes actually glowed red with excitement!
"Hey, what does that guy who wears pipes look like? Can we go and work there?"
"A glowing egg, can't."
"Hey, why are you so indifferent? I abandoned my family and ran over to mess with you. Don't you have anything to say, such as taking off your pants—oh, oh, don't hit me, I was wrong!"
"Can you stop being so noisy! I'm so irritable!"
"When you need her, you call her Xiao Tiantian. When you don't need her, you think she's noisy. Ziwei, how can you be so sweet!"
"I'm begging you, please close your anus if you don't have any constructive comments, ok?"
"Then... for the last three days, do you need me to accompany you?"
"…………kindness"
He doesn't know about others, but he thinks it's not bad to have a chattering friend by his side when he's about to die.
In the end, after discussing with Er Shao, he decided to write 66 letters to his relatives and send one letter a year. As for his friends, Er Shao said that he had written them.
For three whole days, Gu Chongtian has been writing letters. This kind of literary thing he thought he would never do in his life, but now looking at the 66 thick letters, he suddenly feels that maybe he has changed from *[crossed out] to ordinary. Youth has evolved into a literary youth.
Seeing the second young master who had been with him for three days, looking exhausted but still energetic, he suddenly had a feeling, "Do you like your Taoist priest? I mean the kind of liking between male and female friends. "
"Ah?" The sleepy Second Young Master suddenly woke up, "Huh?! How is that possible?! Don't you know that I only have you in my heart?" After speaking, he cast a disgusting wink.
Gu Chongtian slapped back the winking eyes: "Seriously, I saw that you two knew each other, and I didn't believe that Ji Sanli had so many homosexuals. When I saw you and the Taoist priest, I thought you were a couple before I knew it." , but it seems that you are hot, if he has no idea about you, you'd better take it easy, after all, you have only one son in your family."
"...I really don't like him, dear!"
"Enen doesn't like it," Gu Chongtian solemnly handed 66 letters to the second young master, "I know you are unreliable, but I entrust these letters to you. If the Taoist leader doesn't want you, it's his loss. The yellow chicken is the cutest in the whole server."
"You are hurting me, you must be hurting me, don't scold me for not reading enough! Who likes that ice cube face!"
"I wish you happiness."
Time seemed to stop at that moment, the sunlight came in through the floor-to-ceiling windows without hindrance, and the two people who hadn't groomed for three days both had thin beards, "happiness" was like a spell, freezing time there, but In the next second, Gu Chongtian's whole body became transparent and then disappeared.
The second young master stared at all this in a daze, and finally shouted at the moment when he was about to disappear, "You must have fun over there! And remember to bring souvenirs when you come back!!"
When the man disappeared completely, there was a gust of wind for no reason, and there seemed to be a sound in the wind——OK.
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