Shangxian opens the door to receive express delivery

The scene was full of gunpowder smoke, and the house was billowing with dust.

The defending champion was crushed under the door and wailed constantly.

In the bedroom, Qing Jue sat on a pile of ruins with a sad face.

"What are you doing."

Wei Mian got up from under the door, disheveled.

Qing Jue was also disheveled, looking extremely innocent facing the defending champion.

Of course, the family next door was even more innocent.

A big hole was blasted in the wall, and the naked man who was taking a bath looked at this side with a head full of foam.

"..."

The three of them were silent for a while.

"I'm sorry." Qing Jue lowered his head very guilty.

The man continued to rub the foam on his head calmly, then turned on the shower, and took a shower.

Defending: "...Well, Ye Youshen, there is a child here."

Ye Youshen rinsed off the foam, and finally took a bath towel to wrap around his lower body: "I just got off work and I'm going to sleep."

Defending said: "Go, go, go."

"Plug the hole early, I don't have the habit of walking birds."

"I don't have the habit of watching people walking birds..." Wei Mian silently cast a spell to block the big hole in the wall.

"What's the matter with you?" Wei Mian looked back at Qing Jue who was sitting on the ground with a serious face.

"It wasn't intentional..." Qing Jue whispered.

"Say." Wei Mian was heartbroken, looking at his broken bed, his heart was bleeding. This is the Hongxia Coral Bed that he spent a lot of money to buy from the old Dragon King. He begged for a long time to get it [-]% off, this is really hard work for decades, and I went back to before liberation overnight.

"My magic power is unstable, I couldn't control it, and it exploded all of a sudden." Qingjue slowly got up from the ruins.

"Have you recovered your mana?" The defending champion was overjoyed.

Qing Jue shook her head: "At first, I recovered a little, but for some reason, it suddenly became unstable again. The moment of explosion just now used up all the mana I had absorbed."

"Where are the lotus seeds of Gang Shenglian that day?" Wei Mian hurriedly asked.

"It's still there, it can still be used, but it can only be used once."

"It's okay, okay." Wei Mian felt relieved.

After tidying up the house, Wei Mian took Qing Jue to the police station. What he had to do now was to get Lao Jun out first.

When he entered, Lao Jun was talking eloquently, and a well-packed box on the table had been opened, revealing a round, crystal-clear pill inside.

"Think about it carefully." Laojun sat on the chair with a smile on his face, and looked calmly at the two small civilians/policemen opposite him.

The little policeman seemed very excited, and his eyes were on the pill for a long time, and he couldn't bear to leave: "The effect is really as miraculous as you said?"

"It's more than miraculous. This medicine is different from person to person. For example, if a man takes it, it can prevent premature ejaculation, nocturnal emission, impotence, and kidney deficiency. If it's taken by a woman, it's not a problem for beauty." Laojun slowly lured In short, "Although it can't be said to cure all diseases, the efficacy is much better than the general market."

"Is it expensive?" Xiaomin/Police obviously has the urge to buy it.

"It's not expensive." The smile on Laojun's face gradually deepened, "It's only three hundred and sixty-one pills, but if you think it's expensive, I have other medicines here. Although the efficacy is not as good as this one, they are still very good. Yes. And now my Taobao store is doing Double Eleven events. Although Double Eleven is over now, it’s fate for everyone to meet each other. Naturally, I will give the event price to both of you. This will save you a lot of money Money. As long as you buy more than 880 yuan in it, we will be in charge of real-person delivery, and it will be delivered to your home within an hour. It is really convenient.”

"What if it doesn't work?"

"We will definitely be responsible. Although we haven't heard of any cases where it doesn't work, we will be fully responsible for refunding the money when the time comes. After all, our aim is to put the customer first, and the customer is God."

"Bang!"

Outside the police/station, a thunderbolt struck heavily on the roof.

Laojun was startled, and quickly changed his tone: "God is a fart, now we should oppose feudal superstition and prohibit the invasion of religious culture."

Defending: "..."

Bringing Wei Mian to the interrogation room, the policeman who had been listening for a while had an uneasy expression on his face.

After all, a counterfeit drug seller was caught, and the guy started selling counterfeit medicines directly in his own bureau, and it seemed that someone was actually deceived.

"What are you doing!" The policeman walked in and put the teacup heavily on the table.

The two little policemen also tried their best to sell him: "Mr. Zhang, this medicine is really good. Would you like to buy a pill to treat your premature ejaculation, so that my sister-in-law will not make faces to you."

Team Zhang's face darkened.

"Get the hell out of here and write an [-]-word inspection report to reflect on your own mistakes!!!"

Xiaomin/police crawled out of the interrogation room like hell.

"The defending champion is here, hey, and he brought a kid." The old gentleman glanced at Qingjue and waved his hand, "My kid, I think you're pretty good, do you want to buy some marrow washing pills? There's a luxurious gift package for every 1000 yuan." Free, new product discount, buy an electronic exercise book worth 180 yuan, don't miss it."

Defending: "..."

"...Enough!" The veins on Captain Zhang's forehead throbbed faintly, "Do you still want to go out!"

Laojun took back the pills on the table with a calm expression: "I'm not selling fake medicines, they are all real ones."

"Isn't it a fake drug?" Team Zhang laughed angrily at him, "Has your drug been approved, and has it been proven by clinical trials? Don't say you are selling fake drugs now, I even suspect you are engaged in pyramid schemes. You better tell me the truth!"

Laojun looked at the other party very sincerely: "My medicine is really effective, otherwise you just have to try it."

Wei Mian persuaded him: "Do you still want to go out, hurry up and say a few words to me."

Laojun had no choice but to shut up.

Team Zhang glanced at defending the title: "I called you here just to discuss this matter."

Wei Mian asked: "I think, since he bought counterfeit medicines, he should be arrested and sentenced. It is best to lock him up for 80 years, not let him out, let him reflect on his mistakes inside, and also It can prevent him from continuing to sell fake drugs to deceive consumers."

Captain Zhang was overjoyed, and tightly held the defending champion's hand: "There are not many family members who understand righteousness like you, thank you so much."

The defending champion also held each other's hand tightly: "They are all successors of socialism, don't be polite!"

Laojun sneered: "You should take medicine too."

Wei Mian withdrew his hand: "What's the matter with you, how can you be caught, it's really embarrassing to the gods."

With a helpless look on his face, Laojun said slowly: "Stop talking, a pink girl on Weibo insisted on asking for my mobile phone number, and if she didn't give it to her, she reported my shop, trying to attract my attention."

Laojun looks like a dog, he is dressed in a suit, and he even changed into a good skin when he went down to earth. He can capture many girls like a handsome uncle. In the words of his fans: "Ah! Even if a male god Even eating/pooping, I also think you are amazing!"

It seems that this time he met a sick and delicate girl and stumbled.

"Team Zhang." Wei Mian touched his chin, "Have you seen Laojun's shop? The transaction volume is 0."

"What do you want to say?" Captain Zhang said with a straight face.

"This shows that Laojun didn't sell fake medicines at all, he just had the idea of ​​selling fake medicines, but he hasn't implemented it yet."

"You still want to lie to me?" Captain Zhang didn't believe it at all, "If I hadn't stopped you just now, you would have fooled me into buying the two who just went out."

"The ones I just took out are jelly beans. Have you ever seen the pills grow into transparent ones?" Laojun said.

After a series of in-depth conversations with close friends on this matter, several people finally reached a consensus.

Laojun doesn't have to stay in the house anymore.

Team Zhang is not surprised to know such a result. It seems that he knows it well. This kind of thing cannot be convicted at all. "You will pay the bail with me later, and then you can take him back. If you have a long memory, don’t blame me for being rude next time if it falls into my hands.”

The bail was added, and the three were about to leave. Team Zhang sent them to the door, and Qing Jue suddenly stopped.

Wei Mian's heart skipped a beat, and he had a bad premonition.

"Defending the title, I thought about it for a long time before I understood."

"what……"

"Below 1 minute is called premature ejaculation, right?"

Team Zhang: "..."

Laojun said with a serious face: "Captain Zhang, otherwise, you still buy one of my pills?"

"Roll!" Team Zhang drew his gun angrily.

The three of them scattered like birds and beasts.

Back home, Qingjue yawned and went back to her room to sleep.

Defending Crown and Lao Jun sat on the sofa.

"My lord, I have a question for you."

Laojun took a sip of tea, then spat it out with disgust on his face: "What's the matter?"

"Did something important happen recently?"

"Why do you ask that?"

Defending the crown frowned slightly: "I found that there have been a lot of gods in City Z recently."

Laojun was slightly stunned, but quickly recovered: "Anyone here?"

Wei Mian was worried: "In the past, it was only me, Three Eyes, and Ao Chun and his family. Now Jiang Ziya and Yeyoushen are here. I saw Qin Shihuang on TV yesterday. I heard that he also came to Z City to shoot an ancient costume. The Eight Immortals also came two or three times, and received a call in the morning, saying that you are also here, what happened, why are you all running to Z City?"

"Z City, as the Central Plains, is the place with the most aura in China. Isn't it normal for everyone to come here?" Laojun raised his eyebrows.

"Don't be an ass." Wei Mian would not believe it, "If something happened, you old guys would show up? Leaving you alone, even Nezha, a brat who offended a bunch of gods, came to City Z , does this mean that nothing happened?"

Laojun was silent for a while, and turned his eyes around the door of the bedroom, where Qingjue was sleeping soundly.

"You are right, there is indeed something."

"Immortal world... a big event happened..."

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