Shangxian opens the door to receive express delivery
Chapter 35 Pig 8 Commandments
The voices of the two came from far to near, and soon they came to Wei Mian and Qing Jue.
Qing Jue glanced over, and saw that one of them was tall, with broad shoulders, walking like the wind under his feet, casually wearing a short-sleeved monkey, and chasing and beating all over the mountain with a stick. With a rather handsome bald head.
When the two turned in front of them, the bald man still had a peach stuffed in his mouth, and he covered his head with both hands and howled.
"Take it easy!" The bald head still took time to glance at the two of them, and with a whoosh, he slipped through the gap between defending champion and Qingjue.
"Defending the crown?" The monkey gasped when standing in front of defending the crown, and became happy again, "Fortunately, you came here at night, if you really don't know what to do during the day."
"Great Sage." The defending crown cupped his hands.
The Great Sage glanced at the bald head, and simply reached out and hooked Weiwei's shoulder: "Why did you bring a child here?"
"Bring him here to open your eyes." Wei Mian laughed.
Qing Jue was very cooperative and obediently nodded.
"It's a good thing you came at night." The Great Sage walked along the path with Wei Mian, "There are too many people during the day, which makes me have a headache."
The defending champion held Qing Jue with the other hand, and said with a smile: "Who told you to treat this place as a tourist attraction? Have you made a lot of money in the past few years?"
"Hey, that's it." The Great Sage immediately became happy when he said this, turned his right hand, and stuffed the golden cudgel in his ear, "My old grandson really has a business mind, so I'm still comfortable here, Lao Shizidou It is not rare for me to defeat the Buddha."
As the surrounding scenery retreated, the sound of the water flow gradually increased, and a waterfall appeared in front of everyone.
I saw the great sage waved his hand, and the waterfall parted from the middle with a "wow", and parted to the two sides, revealing the hole inside.
"Let's go."
Wei Mian then led Qing Jue to walk through the void, and followed the Great Sage into the Water Curtain Cave.
The renovation here is not bad, it is very in line with the aesthetics of monkeys, there are peaches and bananas everywhere, defending the crown touches the center of his brow, and feels that the aesthetics of the great sage after so many years is still so easy to ponder.
"Sit wherever you want." The Great Sage explained casually, then left Wei Mian and Qing Jue behind, and left the hall by himself, not knowing where else to go.
Wei Mian casually found a banana seat and sat down, then pulled a peach pillow aside and kneaded it for a while.
"Here..." Qing Jue didn't know what to say.
It was the first time he had seen someone dress up his cave like this.
With a "shoo", a monkey suddenly appeared above his head, dangling upside down on the ceiling, head down, with two round eyes at the same level as Qing Jue, sizing him up with grunts.
Qing Jue's body stiffened slightly.
The little monkey's tail was tightly hooked to the branch above, and then stretched out two hands from behind, holding a peach with a green leaf on it, which looked like it had just been picked .
"Chirp..." The little monkey yelled, and quickly stuffed the peach into Qingjue's hand, then loosened its tail, jumped to the ground nimbly, and quickly disappeared at the gate.
Qingjue was a little at a loss with this peach in his hand, looking back at defending champion, there was a lot of peaches and bananas in his arms, and there were little monkeys stuffing into his arms non-stop.
"No, no, no, I can't take it anymore." Wei Mian repeatedly begged for mercy, and the little monkey reluctantly left.
Seeing Qingjue's bewildered look, Wei Mian smiled, peeled off a banana and took a bite: "Take it, it's their way of showing their friendliness to you, and he likes you to give you something to eat."
Qing Jue snorted, and asked again: "Then why are there so many of yours and only one of mine?"
The defending champion laughed: "Maybe I am more handsome, and they like me more."
What I think in my heart is, I don't know how many times I have been here, and I am familiar with these little monkeys, so whoever will eat if I don't give it to me.
At this time, a bald head suddenly appeared at the door, and two pitch-black eyes rolled around, only to find that only Wei Mian and Qing Jue walked in here.
"Hey, I said you... Ouch!" The bald man had just said a word, and before he finished speaking, he was hit on the forehead by a peach pit that flew straight over.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Suddenly, a large group of little monkeys appeared out of nowhere. Each monkey held a peach core and a banana peel in their hands, shouting angrily together, and then shook the things in their hands. Hit the bald head.
The bald head yelled twice, and then found that the big monkey was not there, so he set up a protective cover, leaned in front of Wei Mian and Qing Jue, looked at the pile of fruits in Wei Mian's arms, and couldn't help but snorted.
"I think back then, when I first came here, those monkeys gave me a lot of food, but it's a pity that the good times didn't last long..."
The bald head unceremoniously took a piece of fruit from Wei Mian's arms and put it in his hand to play with. He sat on the Taozi seat with Erlang's legs crossed, and squinted at the two of them: "You are the monkey brother who came to help me. people?"
Are you that legendary customer who is stupid and rich?
Of course, the defending champion didn't dare to ask this question out loud, but just discussed it silently.
"That's right, the Great Sage invited me over."
"Since he was invited by Brother Hou, he must be capable." Zhu Bajie nodded, pretending to be relieved, and muttered to himself.
"I don't know if the messenger needs my help this time?"
Zhu Bajie sighed, seeming to be preoccupied: "You must know that I am now the messenger of the altar."
"Already known."
"Everyone in the world says that I can eat, but they just send delicious food, but they don't care if I finish it. After all these years, I have eaten enough, and there is still some left over, so I don't know what to do."
"You can't finish your own food, so why come to eat my peaches." The voice of the great sage came from the door.
Wei Mian and Qing Jue raised their eyes and saw the Great Sage coming in with a small gourd in his hand. If Wei Mian's guess is correct, the gourd should contain the fine wine that the Great Sage treasured.
"Isn't your peaches delicious?" Zhu Bajie rubbed his head with an aggrieved look, "Besides, you found out I only ate one, and beat me all over the place."
"It deserves it." The Great Sage glanced at him, and threw the gourd in his hand into Wei Mian's arms.
Wei Mian hurriedly caught it, opened the gourd and smelled it, the aroma of the wine was pungent, and the immortal energy overflowed, just one sip made the immortal energy in Wei Mian's body involuntarily start to circulate slowly, and then looked at Qing Jue, his face was already a little flushed , was closing his eyes to control the immortal energy in his body.
"Haha, I'm blessed with your honor today. This is Brother Hou's treasure, and I won't take it out easily." Zhu Bajie snatched the gourd away in a fuss, grabbed the gourd with his left hand, and grabbed a transparent one. The colored glass fairy cup came, poured some fairy wine into the cup, and drank it in one gulp.
Wei Mian chuckled and said nothing, this is not his own glory, although he has some friendship with the Great Sage, but it is definitely not as good as their senior brother's feelings, this is obviously because Zhu Bajie came to the Great Sage to take his own wine from.
The aroma of the wine clearly aroused Qingjue's interest, he grabbed the corner of defending champion's clothes with his right hand, and looked at the little gourd eagerly.
Seeing Qingjue's eagerness to try it, Wei Mian poured him a small cup.
"Drink slowly." Wei Mian warned.
"Continue with what you just said." Zhu Bajie drank the wine in the glass slowly, "Where did you talk?"
"You have too many things." The defending reminded.
"Yes, everyone thinks I can eat, so they sent me a lot of food, but I can't finish it." Zhu Bajie frowned again when talking about this, "So me and Brother Monkey are trying to find a way."
"I'm just delivering the courier." Wei Mian quickly shirked his responsibility.
"The old pig means to give away all the food." The Great Sage took a bite of the peach in his hand, "But there are a lot of things, and you are capable, so I will come to you."
"But if you give something away for no reason, will everyone accept it?" Wei Mian asked.
Zhu Bajie and Dasheng were lost in thought.
I fell into deep thought for a long time.
"Otherwise, I'll pretend to be Santa Claus. Everyone believes in this, and it will be Christmas in a few days."
"Yes!" The Great Sage patted his thigh, "That's what I thought!"
Zhu Bajie also echoed again and again: "Brother Monkey is so smart!"
Defending: ...
"Then it's decided?"
"That's the decision!" Zhu Bajie nodded resolutely, "A good way, a good way! The tricks of the foreign devils are quite useful."
"Start now?" the defending champion asked.
Zhu Bajie thought for a while: "It's okay, after all, there are quite a lot of things, and it will take some time to pack them up."
Naturally, the Great Sage would not go, so Wei Mian was going to take Qing Jue to follow Zhu Bajie to his cave, but when he looked back, Qing Jue tilted his head, and the whole person was nestled in the banana seat, his face was red Fell asleep.
Even if he only drank a little, for Qing Jue who had never drunk it, the alcohol must be relatively strong, but he was drunk after drinking a small glass.
Thinking of this, Wei Mian took away the wine glass and the small gourd from Qingjue's hand, only to find that the small gourd was empty, and Qingjue drank up all the immortal wine in it.
No wonder he was so drunk after drinking so much.
But the other party fell asleep like this, and it was inconvenient for Wei Mian to take him away, so he had to say to the Great Sage: "Great Sage, just leave him with you for a while, and I will come back immediately after I send the things away."
The Great Sage waved his hand: "Understood, my old grandson will definitely not let the little monkey bully him."
Knowing the character of the Great Sage, Wei Mian felt relieved and followed Zhu Bajie away.
Xiaolu will stay at Huaguo Mountain and play somersault cloud for a while, anyway, she still has to go to Huaguo Mountain, so there is no rush at this time.
When he finally arrived at Zhu Bajie's cave, the other party took the defending crown to a room and opened the door.
There was a loud bang, defending the crown was caught off guard, and was directly buried heavily by the fruit and food rolling out of it.
"Why are there so many..." Defending the crown was dizzy from being hit, and managed to crawl out from below.
But Zhu Bajie was surprised and said: "Many? This is very few. There are still more than 30 houses like this."
Defending: ...
He was considering the possibility of smashing his own signboard.
Qing Jue glanced over, and saw that one of them was tall, with broad shoulders, walking like the wind under his feet, casually wearing a short-sleeved monkey, and chasing and beating all over the mountain with a stick. With a rather handsome bald head.
When the two turned in front of them, the bald man still had a peach stuffed in his mouth, and he covered his head with both hands and howled.
"Take it easy!" The bald head still took time to glance at the two of them, and with a whoosh, he slipped through the gap between defending champion and Qingjue.
"Defending the crown?" The monkey gasped when standing in front of defending the crown, and became happy again, "Fortunately, you came here at night, if you really don't know what to do during the day."
"Great Sage." The defending crown cupped his hands.
The Great Sage glanced at the bald head, and simply reached out and hooked Weiwei's shoulder: "Why did you bring a child here?"
"Bring him here to open your eyes." Wei Mian laughed.
Qing Jue was very cooperative and obediently nodded.
"It's a good thing you came at night." The Great Sage walked along the path with Wei Mian, "There are too many people during the day, which makes me have a headache."
The defending champion held Qing Jue with the other hand, and said with a smile: "Who told you to treat this place as a tourist attraction? Have you made a lot of money in the past few years?"
"Hey, that's it." The Great Sage immediately became happy when he said this, turned his right hand, and stuffed the golden cudgel in his ear, "My old grandson really has a business mind, so I'm still comfortable here, Lao Shizidou It is not rare for me to defeat the Buddha."
As the surrounding scenery retreated, the sound of the water flow gradually increased, and a waterfall appeared in front of everyone.
I saw the great sage waved his hand, and the waterfall parted from the middle with a "wow", and parted to the two sides, revealing the hole inside.
"Let's go."
Wei Mian then led Qing Jue to walk through the void, and followed the Great Sage into the Water Curtain Cave.
The renovation here is not bad, it is very in line with the aesthetics of monkeys, there are peaches and bananas everywhere, defending the crown touches the center of his brow, and feels that the aesthetics of the great sage after so many years is still so easy to ponder.
"Sit wherever you want." The Great Sage explained casually, then left Wei Mian and Qing Jue behind, and left the hall by himself, not knowing where else to go.
Wei Mian casually found a banana seat and sat down, then pulled a peach pillow aside and kneaded it for a while.
"Here..." Qing Jue didn't know what to say.
It was the first time he had seen someone dress up his cave like this.
With a "shoo", a monkey suddenly appeared above his head, dangling upside down on the ceiling, head down, with two round eyes at the same level as Qing Jue, sizing him up with grunts.
Qing Jue's body stiffened slightly.
The little monkey's tail was tightly hooked to the branch above, and then stretched out two hands from behind, holding a peach with a green leaf on it, which looked like it had just been picked .
"Chirp..." The little monkey yelled, and quickly stuffed the peach into Qingjue's hand, then loosened its tail, jumped to the ground nimbly, and quickly disappeared at the gate.
Qingjue was a little at a loss with this peach in his hand, looking back at defending champion, there was a lot of peaches and bananas in his arms, and there were little monkeys stuffing into his arms non-stop.
"No, no, no, I can't take it anymore." Wei Mian repeatedly begged for mercy, and the little monkey reluctantly left.
Seeing Qingjue's bewildered look, Wei Mian smiled, peeled off a banana and took a bite: "Take it, it's their way of showing their friendliness to you, and he likes you to give you something to eat."
Qing Jue snorted, and asked again: "Then why are there so many of yours and only one of mine?"
The defending champion laughed: "Maybe I am more handsome, and they like me more."
What I think in my heart is, I don't know how many times I have been here, and I am familiar with these little monkeys, so whoever will eat if I don't give it to me.
At this time, a bald head suddenly appeared at the door, and two pitch-black eyes rolled around, only to find that only Wei Mian and Qing Jue walked in here.
"Hey, I said you... Ouch!" The bald man had just said a word, and before he finished speaking, he was hit on the forehead by a peach pit that flew straight over.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Suddenly, a large group of little monkeys appeared out of nowhere. Each monkey held a peach core and a banana peel in their hands, shouting angrily together, and then shook the things in their hands. Hit the bald head.
The bald head yelled twice, and then found that the big monkey was not there, so he set up a protective cover, leaned in front of Wei Mian and Qing Jue, looked at the pile of fruits in Wei Mian's arms, and couldn't help but snorted.
"I think back then, when I first came here, those monkeys gave me a lot of food, but it's a pity that the good times didn't last long..."
The bald head unceremoniously took a piece of fruit from Wei Mian's arms and put it in his hand to play with. He sat on the Taozi seat with Erlang's legs crossed, and squinted at the two of them: "You are the monkey brother who came to help me. people?"
Are you that legendary customer who is stupid and rich?
Of course, the defending champion didn't dare to ask this question out loud, but just discussed it silently.
"That's right, the Great Sage invited me over."
"Since he was invited by Brother Hou, he must be capable." Zhu Bajie nodded, pretending to be relieved, and muttered to himself.
"I don't know if the messenger needs my help this time?"
Zhu Bajie sighed, seeming to be preoccupied: "You must know that I am now the messenger of the altar."
"Already known."
"Everyone in the world says that I can eat, but they just send delicious food, but they don't care if I finish it. After all these years, I have eaten enough, and there is still some left over, so I don't know what to do."
"You can't finish your own food, so why come to eat my peaches." The voice of the great sage came from the door.
Wei Mian and Qing Jue raised their eyes and saw the Great Sage coming in with a small gourd in his hand. If Wei Mian's guess is correct, the gourd should contain the fine wine that the Great Sage treasured.
"Isn't your peaches delicious?" Zhu Bajie rubbed his head with an aggrieved look, "Besides, you found out I only ate one, and beat me all over the place."
"It deserves it." The Great Sage glanced at him, and threw the gourd in his hand into Wei Mian's arms.
Wei Mian hurriedly caught it, opened the gourd and smelled it, the aroma of the wine was pungent, and the immortal energy overflowed, just one sip made the immortal energy in Wei Mian's body involuntarily start to circulate slowly, and then looked at Qing Jue, his face was already a little flushed , was closing his eyes to control the immortal energy in his body.
"Haha, I'm blessed with your honor today. This is Brother Hou's treasure, and I won't take it out easily." Zhu Bajie snatched the gourd away in a fuss, grabbed the gourd with his left hand, and grabbed a transparent one. The colored glass fairy cup came, poured some fairy wine into the cup, and drank it in one gulp.
Wei Mian chuckled and said nothing, this is not his own glory, although he has some friendship with the Great Sage, but it is definitely not as good as their senior brother's feelings, this is obviously because Zhu Bajie came to the Great Sage to take his own wine from.
The aroma of the wine clearly aroused Qingjue's interest, he grabbed the corner of defending champion's clothes with his right hand, and looked at the little gourd eagerly.
Seeing Qingjue's eagerness to try it, Wei Mian poured him a small cup.
"Drink slowly." Wei Mian warned.
"Continue with what you just said." Zhu Bajie drank the wine in the glass slowly, "Where did you talk?"
"You have too many things." The defending reminded.
"Yes, everyone thinks I can eat, so they sent me a lot of food, but I can't finish it." Zhu Bajie frowned again when talking about this, "So me and Brother Monkey are trying to find a way."
"I'm just delivering the courier." Wei Mian quickly shirked his responsibility.
"The old pig means to give away all the food." The Great Sage took a bite of the peach in his hand, "But there are a lot of things, and you are capable, so I will come to you."
"But if you give something away for no reason, will everyone accept it?" Wei Mian asked.
Zhu Bajie and Dasheng were lost in thought.
I fell into deep thought for a long time.
"Otherwise, I'll pretend to be Santa Claus. Everyone believes in this, and it will be Christmas in a few days."
"Yes!" The Great Sage patted his thigh, "That's what I thought!"
Zhu Bajie also echoed again and again: "Brother Monkey is so smart!"
Defending: ...
"Then it's decided?"
"That's the decision!" Zhu Bajie nodded resolutely, "A good way, a good way! The tricks of the foreign devils are quite useful."
"Start now?" the defending champion asked.
Zhu Bajie thought for a while: "It's okay, after all, there are quite a lot of things, and it will take some time to pack them up."
Naturally, the Great Sage would not go, so Wei Mian was going to take Qing Jue to follow Zhu Bajie to his cave, but when he looked back, Qing Jue tilted his head, and the whole person was nestled in the banana seat, his face was red Fell asleep.
Even if he only drank a little, for Qing Jue who had never drunk it, the alcohol must be relatively strong, but he was drunk after drinking a small glass.
Thinking of this, Wei Mian took away the wine glass and the small gourd from Qingjue's hand, only to find that the small gourd was empty, and Qingjue drank up all the immortal wine in it.
No wonder he was so drunk after drinking so much.
But the other party fell asleep like this, and it was inconvenient for Wei Mian to take him away, so he had to say to the Great Sage: "Great Sage, just leave him with you for a while, and I will come back immediately after I send the things away."
The Great Sage waved his hand: "Understood, my old grandson will definitely not let the little monkey bully him."
Knowing the character of the Great Sage, Wei Mian felt relieved and followed Zhu Bajie away.
Xiaolu will stay at Huaguo Mountain and play somersault cloud for a while, anyway, she still has to go to Huaguo Mountain, so there is no rush at this time.
When he finally arrived at Zhu Bajie's cave, the other party took the defending crown to a room and opened the door.
There was a loud bang, defending the crown was caught off guard, and was directly buried heavily by the fruit and food rolling out of it.
"Why are there so many..." Defending the crown was dizzy from being hit, and managed to crawl out from below.
But Zhu Bajie was surprised and said: "Many? This is very few. There are still more than 30 houses like this."
Defending: ...
He was considering the possibility of smashing his own signboard.
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