Shangxian opens the door to receive express delivery

Immortal Civil Servant Reporting Group

Taishang Laojun: Is anyone there?

Shunfenger: Old gentleman, there are really no newcomers in the group who are willing to buy your elixir

Taishang Laojun: ...What nonsense!I am a decent person, never buy and sell by force!

clairvoyance: hehe

Taishang Laojun: Didn’t you receive any gifts?

Tota Li Tianwang: A gift?If you mean half a roast duck, then I did get a gift.

Zhinu: Who gave you half a roast duck hahahahahaha!Best joke of the year!I laughed so hard 23333333

Tota Lee Heavenly King: ... the great sage

Weaver Girl: ...

Taishang Laojun: What do you think the Great Sage and the others are doing?I have received three presents today.

Shun Feng Er: We have always been uncertain about the thoughts of the Great Sage

Yuelao: woo woo woo old gentleman

Taishang Laojun: Get out

Clairvoyance: What's wrong with Yuelao

Yuelao: The doorbell is ringing again, wait for me to open the door

Yuelao: Sure enough, I came to give gifts again. This is the No.17 durian I received today!This baby doesn't like durian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Zhinu: Ah!My doorbell rang too, and I went to answer it.

Yuelao: I hope you don’t receive durians

Taishang Laojun: This time I will give 130 likes to the person who gave Yuelao a gift

Yuelao: Laojun, you are bullying me again.

Taishang Laojun: Get rolling!

Zhinu put down her cell phone, kicked on her slippers cheerfully and opened the door.

"It's the great sage who has come!" Zhinu's body had an afterimage.

"hi!"

"Why is it you?" After seeing who the person outside the door was, Zhinu quickly changed her face.

Wei Mian clicked his tongue: "It's really fickle."

After speaking, he quietly poked Qing Jue, who had become a child again, to signal the other party to take action.

Qingjue was stunned for a moment, recalling the content of defending the title just now, and quickly put on a sweet smile on his face: "Auntie, Merry Christmas."

Zhinu, who was about to reach out to get the gift, just stood there in shock.

Auntie... Auntie...

"Who told you to call me auntie!!!" Zhinu roared.

"Hey, how can you bully a child." Wei Mian hurriedly shielded Qing Jue behind him, leaned close to Zhinu's ear, and warned softly, "Don't think that I don't know what you said to others last time, since you didn't say anything nonsense. For the sake of words, I will not pursue it."

Zhinu was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Cough." Cowherd coughed softly from behind the door, and with a simple smile, he pulled Weaver Girl in, "Shangxian came here, we may be a little neglected, do you want to come in for a glass of water?"

"We are here to give gifts." Wei Mian smiled and stuffed a large box of stinky tofu into Cowherd's arms, "You are welcome, the young couple should be more affectionate at Christmas."

Zhinu covered her nose, she didn't catch a cold at all with the legendary smell and taste!

After delivering gifts to Zhinu and the others, Wei Mian led Qing Jue back into the carriage again. They were still wearing cheerful Santa Claus costumes, and even had fake beards on their faces. If it weren't for people they knew well, they would definitely not recognize them.

Xiaolu and Somersault Yun led the two of them across the sky, flashing in front of everyone like a shooting star.

"Look! It's a shooting star!"

"Make a wish, make a wish!"

In the city, there is a young voice, full of hope, and the wish must be very beautiful.

"Meteor, meteor, I have a wish, you must help me realize it..."

The corner of Wei Mian's mouth curled up into a smile, and he slowly raised his right hand, preparing to help this young girl realize her partner's wish.

"I wish there was always-on wifi."

Defending champion: ………

Qing Jue took a look at Defending Crown's face that darkened in an instant, and asked a little puzzled: "What's wrong with you?"

The defending crown was expressionless: "I'm full."

"It's almost the same time tonight, can you rest for a while?" Qing Jue rubbed his forehead, his clothes looked tired, and his small face was still covered with baby fat. Wu Wu looked old-fashioned, yet cute and tight, so Wei Mian couldn't help pinching his little face several times.

"Then I'll go to rest." Defending the crown nodded, and Xiaolu turned around, turned around and walked towards the small nest in City Z.

Tonight, the two of them are not so much giving gifts as a date. After all, once they have established a business relationship with Karl and their Christmas Group Co., Ltd., the runners below don’t have to worry about defending their titles at all. What about the monkeys all over the mountain? Sheng's stick was lifted up and swept, and the pheasant essence, mushroom essence, and isatis root essence were grabbed in a handful, which was much better than the gag of defending the title.

Speaking of it, it is not unreasonable for Yuelao to receive seventeen durians in one night. Whoever let him be in charge of marriages in the six realms, in this era where men are gradually increasing, no one wants to be a bachelor.

Xiaolu had a somersault cloud, she was full of energy recently, and soon flew to the sky above their home with Wei Mian and Qing Jue.

Wei Mian was about to get up, but unexpectedly his body swayed, and he sat back down.

Qingjue quickly reached out to support him, with a worried expression on his face, his lips were slightly pursed, and he wanted to reach out to check Weiwei's physical condition.

"I'm fine." The defending champion blinked vigorously to overcome the feeling of weakness just now.

But this kind of rhetoric can no longer dismiss Qing Jue, Qing Jue looked at the defending champion with a serious expression: "I want to check your physical condition."

Wei Mian smiled helplessly: "Go back and check, it's still outside now."

Xiaolu was so frightened by defending the crown just now that she stayed in place and did not dare to move, but now she only dared to move her body slowly after hearing defending's words.

It seemed that Qingjue still couldn't hide the worry on his face, Wei Mian couldn't help but reached out and touched his head: "Okay, I will definitely..."

Defending the title paused, he stretched out a hand to hold his forehead, and felt his body was a little cold.

"What's wrong with you, how do you feel?" Qing Jue quickly reached out to brush the other person's forehead, his face completely flustered.

"I feel...my body..." Defending felt his teeth start to tremble, and they creaked up and down together, "something...flowed out..."

Qingjue has already sensed the other party's physical condition at this time. He felt that defending the crown's body was like a huge sieve, leaking out all over his body. The bloodlines of the Heart Sutra are gradually being lost.

"What's going on, why is it like this!" Qing Jue tried hard to control his emotions, trying to reach out and hug him tightly to go home to protect the law.

But Wei Mian closed his eyes, and fell down from Xiao Lu's body.

Far away in a certain valley in another realm, buried deep in the ground in a dark lair, a figure with alternating blue and red lights could not stop screaming in pain.

The red light was full of evil spirit like fresh blood, while the blue light was soft and flexible, gradually gaining the upper hand without making a fuss.

Every time the red light flickered, the figure trembled in pain, and the blue light followed closely behind, nourishing the figure's painful and restless soul.Every time this happened, the figure would become even more angry, and even growl in pain.

"Defending the crown... Get out! Get out..."

"I'm not... I'm... defending..."

"Get out... get out of my body..."

When Wei Mian woke up, it was already dawn outside, he didn't know how long he had been in a coma, he turned his head, and saw that Qing Jue, who was meditating beside him, still had a slight tiredness on his face.

Just reached out and rubbed his swollen head, Qingjue opened his eyes as if he had noticed something.

"You're awake." A hint of surprise burst into Qing Jue's eyes.

Wei Mian hummed, and stretched out his hand to hold Qing Jue's fingers: "How long have I been in a coma."

"It's been half a month." Qingjue said, "I haven't disclosed your coma to others yet."

"Didn't reveal it to others?" Wei Mian muttered, then why did he always feel that his mobile phone was ringing when he was unconscious? Could it be an illusion? Thinking this way, Wei Mian reached under his pillow and took out his mobile phone .

"Ah!!!" The defending champion screamed.

Qingjue was so frightened that he quickly patted his body with both hands: "What's wrong with you, are you not feeling well?"

"No..." Wei Mian held his phone blankly, looking at the hundreds of bad reviews on him, he felt like the sky was falling.

Montenegro old demon: Poor review, things haven't arrived in half a month!At this speed, I can go to Mars and go back and forth [-] times!

Xiaobailong: It’s the first time I gave a bad review. Someone recommended you, so when I bought something, I specially appointed you to give it to me. But now it’s been half a month, and I haven’t seen anything. I hope I can polish my own in the future. Eyes, after all, the network is still too complicated.How can I, who is so simple, face you who are so complicated!

Mother Lishan: Very good, I remember you, defending the title.The formation I bought before the appointment, I haven’t seen it now that the fight is over, but you successfully let me send the first negative review.

Defending: ...

Everyone!Listen to my explanation!

"What's wrong with you?" Seeing Wei Mian's increasingly ugly expression, Qingjue couldn't help becoming more worried. He touched the other's forehead with his fingers, and carefully checked Wei Mian's physical condition.

In the end, the defending champion finally collapsed when he saw one of them.

Jade Emperor: It’s been ten days and the item hasn’t arrived yet. You’ve been fired and you don’t have to go to work from today.

Defending looked at the time, it was three days ago, this time he really didn't even have a chance to explain.

"Don't look." Wei Mian waved Qing Jue's hand on his forehead wearily, "It's all right now."

"Then before you..." Qing Jue frowned.

Now Wei Mian's body is indeed fine. Before that, his body was like a big funnel. In the first few days, Qingjue needed to use all his mana to keep the other party's aura and spirit from being lost. Later, he found that Wei Mian's body He has started to repair himself, and when he woke up today, his body had no problems.

At least on the surface, there is no problem.

Wei Mian couldn't help but sat up straight: "Do you know the ancient forbidden technique of stripping cocoons?"