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Huaguoshan.

The Great Sage and Bai Qi sat cross-legged on the stone bench, carefully tasting the bananas in their hands.

After a while, the expression on the face of the Great Sage was a little subtle.

"What do you think?" the Great Sage asked Bai Qi.

Bai Qi's face darkened, but she continued to eat with no expression on her face: "It's so-so."

The Great Sage cut it, threw the banana in his hand aside, and didn't look at it again: "What a crap, the bananas in foreign countries are just like this, not as good as the ones on my mountain."

Bai Qi finally threw away the banana in her hand and replaced it with a peach from Huaguo Mountain: "You were just tricked by the aura on the mountain."

"It's as if you're not the same." The Great Sage fiddled with a plate of fruit, "Where's the little bat?"

"Still sleeping, the emperor's beautiful picture."

The Great Sage stretched his waist, fell back straight, floated in the air, and raised his legs.

There is a small cave above the hall, which is convenient for his monkeys and grandchildren to come in and out.He feels that he is getting old, and sometimes he wants to rest, but maybe the blood in his body is still boiling, there are still so many things in the world that he can't get used to, and he always wants to go forward with a golden cudgel to stir things up. Turned upside down.But most of the time, I just think about it. After all, he is no longer the monkey he used to be.

At this time, a ray of sunlight just slanted into the cave above the head, covering the three of them inside, making their bodies feel warm.

"Idiot." The Great Sage turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie behind him, who propped his chin and looked at the fruit in front of him boredly, his white and tender face was full of baby fat, and his expression was a little dull.

Zhu Bajie looked at him: "What's wrong, Brother Monkey?"

"It's okay." The Great Sage shook his head, and turned his head back again.

At this time, Karl, who had woken up, limped in and walked in. Although his expression was a little distorted, his tone was very happy.

"Bai Qi!" Carl rushed over happily.

Bai Qi hugged him smoothly, hugged him into her arms, and carefully let Carl's butt fly into the air: "What's the matter?"

Carl laughed twice and shook the phone in his hand: "Guess whose call I just received?"

The Great Sage glanced at him, and smashed the peach in his hand on Ba Jie's head in boredom, but he was thinking in his heart, should he find a time to drive Bai Qi and this little bat out of Huaguo Mountain? Not pleasing to the eye.

"Whose is it?" Bai Qi asked lightly.

"Haha, it belongs to my boss!" Carl looked proud, "He said that in order to promote the exchange of myths between the West and China, he specially promoted me!"

Bai Qi glanced at him: "Idiot."

Carl: "..."

The Great Sage couldn't help laughing out loud, his voice full of ridicule.

"What are you laughing at?" Karl was unhappy.

This time even Zhu Bajie understood the meaning, he wiped off the peach thrown by Brother Hou, took a bite in his mouth and said: "Your boss obviously sold you to Huaguoshan."

Carl: "..."

Carl quickly climbed off Bai Qi's body: "Impossible, how could it mean that!"

The Great Sage raised his eyebrows: "If you don't believe me, ask yourself."

Bai Qi glanced at Dasheng dissatisfied: "Don't scare him."

Carl curled his lips, and suddenly felt sad, he won't really stay here in the future, right?He rolled his eyes, glanced at Bai Qi furtively, and said, "I'll ask the boss." But his body backed away quietly, and then turned into a little bat as soon as he turned around, ready to slip away.

Bai Qi had already been mentally prepared, so she stretched out her long hand and firmly grasped the little bat in her palm.

"Where do you want to go?" Bai Qi smiled sinisterly.

Carl yelled angrily: "Let go of me! I'm going to find the defending champion! This big liar! He who promised to take me home..."

"What did you say?" Bai Qi's face was slightly cold.

Carl shivered and whispered, "He obviously..."

"Ok?"

"I don't care about the wolf inheritance of the Special Forces!" Carl struggled to leave the opponent's palm, his little wings waving, but he couldn't break free, "Liar! The big liar defending the title will definitely be cursed!"

"Son of a bitch!"

Two angry roars sounded from inside and outside the cave at the same time, so frightened that the peach in the hand of the great sage lost his grip and rolled to the ground.Zhu Bajie bent down to pick it up, and said with some disapproval, "Brother Monkey, you can't waste it like this."

The Great Sage scratched his ears: "Idiot, do you listen to people outside defending the title?"

Zhu Bajie heard the people outside scolded twice, then nodded: "It's him."

Bai Qi grabbed Carl's fingers and stuffed the little bat into her collar. She stood up with the Great Sage and Zhu Bajie and prepared to go out to have a look. Who knew she saw a tornado rushing towards him with lightning speed. came in.

A burst of dust rose up, Zhu Bajie couldn't help rubbing his eyes.

"Where's Bodhi!" The expression on Wei Mian's face could be described as ferocious.

The Great Sage was shocked by the expression on his face for a moment, and it took him a long time before he said, "What do you want him for?"

The defending gritted his teeth.

Unwillingly, Carl pulled it out from Bai Qi's collar with his small wings, and accused the defending champion: "Liar... oh!"

She was pushed back mercilessly by Bai Qi.

"Where is Qingjue?" Zhu Bajie glanced behind him, and found that Qingjue, who had always been inseparable from Fang Fang, did not come this time.

"Speaking of which, since the three-eyed wedding, it seems like I haven't seen you for more than half a month." Bai Qi couldn't help asking, "Where have you been?"

Mentioning this matter, defending the title gritted his teeth angrily. He slapped the stone table in front of him to pieces, and then said through gritted teeth, "Where's that bastard Bodhi?"

Great Sage: "...Why are you scolding my master like this all of a sudden?"

Of course Wei Mian wanted to scold him, not only did he want to scold him, but if that bastard Bodhi was in front of him, Wei Mian would definitely have sex with him on the spot.On the day of Yang Jian's wedding, defending the crown was still wondering, what the hell did Bodhi pop out of those two balls into their bodies, and it wasn't until that night that he clearly understood that Bodhi, an old fox, was full of bad water!

That night, originally you and me were full of love, Qingjue couldn't resist, such a good opportunity, he quickly took the opportunity to eat before talking, but who knew that once he ate, he couldn't stop.

For half a month...

For half a month! ! !

They are not beasts!How could it be possible to keep doing things for half a month, even if the gods have good physical strength, but he can't stand non-stop for half a month, okay?

Qing Jue's voice was hoarse, and it was hard to stop, and he fell asleep almost immediately, the things inside... cough, there was no time to clean it up.

If it weren't for the defending champion's physical strength, I'm afraid the two of them are sleeping together in the dark, and I wouldn't come here.

Of course, this account must be properly calculated with Bodhi.

"In short, your master is not a good thing." Wei Mian looked serious.

The Great Sage frowned, but what Wei Mian said was right, Bodhi has been in a bad temper these past few years, and the master who taught him 72 to become a fairy is like a different person.But this kind of bodhi seems to be more suitable for his temper. The two of them have similar tastes, and they often bring idiots and Bai Qi to make trouble, disturbing the heavenly court, but everyone dares not speak out.

"If you want to trouble him, hey Song Shishanhe." The Great Sage couldn't help laughing twice, "He has gone out to wander around now, and he is no longer in the human world."

"No wonder I can't find him in his Taoist temple." Defending the crown was angry, but he couldn't find anyone, so he had to let it go. Fortunately, this kind of thing is just a little bit of torture, and it is not bad for the body, otherwise he You have to tear down the Taoist temple of Bodhi, an old fox, before you stop.

The Great Sage played with the peaches in his hand, then glanced at Zhu Bajie, and then said: "I remember that Bajie seems to have connections with the people in Daughter Kingdom, and the Zimu River there is really good, do you want Qingjue to drink it?" Take a bite."

Defending: "...This...This is all voluntary."

However, Qingjue is not a human being, not a living being, but cultivated from stone, it seems that he does not have this function.Wei Mian stroked his chin and thought to himself, becoming a fairy with a body of jade, even drinking the water from Zimu River would be useless.

Zhu Bajie wiped the sweat from his forehead and smiled: "What are you talking about, Brother Monkey? I haven't been in touch with people from Daughter Country for 500 years. Don't talk nonsense."

Thinking of the feeling of drinking water in the daughter country and then getting pregnant, Zhu Bajie wished he could just dig a hole in the ground and plant it in it. He didn't want to recall every detail of the daughter country in his life.

Defending the title was interrupted by them so much, and his anger has subsided a lot. Now he is thinking about Qingjue at home, and he doesn't know if the other party is awake. He wants to go home quickly and take a look, so he won't stay here any longer , Immediately got up and said: "If that old bastard Bodhi comes back, please be sure to notify the Great Sage."

When the time came, he would pluck off Bodhi's beards one by one, braid them into braids, and burn them all.

The defending champion was in a hurry to turn around and leave, when he suddenly remembered something: "Is Xiaolu still with you?"

"It was still there a few days ago." The Great Sage stretched his waist, "I don't know where to play with somersaulting cloud these few days."

When defending finally left, Carl scratched Bai Qi's collar frantically in anger.

"Liar! Liar! Big liar!"

The collar was scratched several times by Karl, Bai Qi stretched out her hand expressionlessly and pulled him out of the collar, pinched his tail with two fingers, and pressed her eyes against the other's two small eyeballs.

Carl was trembling with fright, and his two little wings were curled up: "You...you can't hit me...I have animal protection laws..."

Bai Qi shifted her gaze to Zhu Bajie's face: "Is the water in Zimu River really useful?"

Zhu Bajie nodded hesitantly: "I don't know if it's useful for foreign objects."

Bai Qi sneered twice, and Carlton suddenly felt chills all over, as if something bad was about to happen.

"I have something to do, I'll be away for a few days." Bai Qi said to the Great Sage.

The Great Sage seemed to know what he was going to do, so he couldn't help nodding his head and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, hurry up, come back and tell me about it if you succeed."

After finishing speaking, he stared at Zhu Bajie with malicious intent, and glanced at his stomach from time to time.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but retreated back.

Bai Qi stood up, stuffed Carl back into her collar, turned around, jumped outside and lost her trace.

after awhile.

"fool."

"Wow! Brother Monkey! I really don't want to get pregnant again!"

Zhu Bajie fled like a mouse.