Shangxian opens the door to receive express delivery
Chapter 7 Meng Po Soup
The underworld is what ordinary people call the underworld.
As soon as the child's hour arrives, the gate of the underworld will open accordingly, and the ghosts who are willing to reincarnate will follow the direction of attracting people through the gate of the underworld and reach the underworld.
Ghosts who are unwilling to reincarnate can also stay in the mortal world, but because they have no yang energy in their bodies and cannot use yin energy to strengthen their soul bodies, they will gradually disappear after a long time.
And those who found a place with strong yin due to great resentment or coincidence will slowly lose their sanity and become a ghost, with no chance of reincarnation.
Wei Mian led Qing Jue, who had turned into his body, along with more than a dozen ghosts, and slowly walked through the gate of the underworld in front of him.
In order to disperse the flow of ghosts, so that all ghosts will not miss the opportunity to enter the underworld, there are more than a dozen gates of the underworld in every city, and the one in front of Weiwei is one of them.
The dozen or so ghosts around are also strangely shaped, some are incomplete, missing arms and legs; some are pale and bleeding from the seven orifices; Talking there laughing and joking.
Even if the defending crown is a god, his face is still a little blue.
He reached out and touched his chest, and adjusted the position of the pendant.
"Shangxian, how do you feel inside?" Wei Mian lowered his head and asked in a low voice.
"Shang Ke, it's just a little boring." Qing Jue's muffled voice came from inside the clothes.
Defending asked: "How about I take you out?"
Qing Jue hesitated for a moment: "Okay."
Wei Mian reached out and took out a small purse from his clothes, tied it with a rope and hung it around his neck, he opened the mouth of the purse a little bit, revealing a very beautiful jade inside.
The jade is green and transparent as a whole, exuding a faint fluorescence, but there is a trace of bright red in the center, which is curved inside, as if it has the intention of flowing. If you look at it for a long time, you will feel that the blood color is about to come alive.
Breathtaking.
"How do you feel now?" the defending champion asked in a low voice.
It turns out that this jade is the body of Qingjue Immortal Venerable. He was originally an extremely ordinary jade in ancient times, but because of a great opportunity, he became acquainted with human nature, thought, and practice. Today's Qingjue Immortal Venerable.
Qing Jue moved: "It's much better."
It is not easy to enter the city of death in vain. Because the ghosts in it died in vain and could not be reincarnated for a long time, they carried so much resentment that even if they were in charge of the underworld, they would not enter easily, which shows the danger inside.
Qingjue was worried that his mortal body would bring trouble to defending the title, so he offered to turn into the main body and be carried by the other party, which would greatly reduce the danger of the two of them.
Since there were not many people who died today, there were not many ghosts today. Soon, defending the crown and all the ghosts passed through the gate of the underworld.
Bright as day.
The day and night in the underworld are exactly opposite to those in the mortal world, so when it is midnight in the mortal world, it happens to be noon in the daytime here.
There is a lonely bus stop behind the Gate of the Underworld. There is only No. 4 bus passing through here, and there is only one destination: Huangquan Road bus stop.
After waiting for a while, the No. 4 bus finally arrived, and it was still full of ghosts.
With a sound of "chi", the bus stopped in front of Wei Mian, opened the door, and Wei Mian squeezed in hard.
The driver turned his head and shouted to the back: "Ghost in front, move back to make room for the new ghost on the bus. Do you hear me? What about you, the one without arms! Move in!"
Immediately, the ghost group became commotion, and everyone moved inside one after another.
"Fuck/Your uncle, you stepped on my gut!"
"My hand is gone, who has seen my hand!"
"My brains are squeezed out by you, can you be gentle!"
"Oops, my head fell off!"
There were complaints in the car, and listening to the conversation of these ghosts, Wei Mian quickly stared at the ground with wide eyes, carefully avoiding stepping on other people's parts.
Suddenly he was patted on the shoulder by the ghost, Wei Mian looked back, his face was covered with blisters and turned white, the ghost squinted his eyes and looked at him, with a faint excitement on his face.
"My name is Lin Zihao, what's your name?" The Drowned Ghost asked excitedly.
The defending champion didn't want to talk to him.
"I didn't expect there to be a hell in this world. I used to be a materialist, so I didn't believe in this at all!"
Seeing that Wei Mian still ignored him, the drowned ghost was still talking endlessly: "Why don't you just keep talking, this is the first time I've died, so I'm so excited now!"
Defending: "..."
Who is not the first to die!
"That's right, I was accidentally pushed into the water and drowned. How did you die? I can't tell from your body at all. Could it be that you were injected to death?"
Defending: "..."
"Euthanasia? Die from illness? Fall to death? Hacked to death? Sudden death from being too excited during sex/love..."
Defending Crown's face gradually darkened.
"Could it be..." The drowned ghost showed surprise on his face, "You don't even know how you died?"
The defending champion rubbed his temples.
"But why don't you remember? Didn't you appear next to your own dead body when you died? You can't find your own dead body, or do you say you lost your memory? I've only heard that people can lose their memory, so can ghosts Amnesia? Wow, it’s so fresh, it’s my first time to be a ghost, I didn’t expect there are so many things I don’t know, I…”
"Shut up!" Wei Mian couldn't bear the other party's chatter anymore, and slapped the other party's face hard.
"laugh--"
Two streams of clear water gushed out from each other's squeezed faces.
Defending was stunned.
The drowned ghost was also stunned.
"Wow! It's so fun! You can still play like this!"
As if the drowned ghost had discovered a new world, it stretched out two cheeks and began to squeeze itself.
"laugh--"
A stream of water came out.
"Wow, this she is so tall!"
"laugh----"
"Wow, this she is so durable!"
Defending: "..."
Why would he stand with such an idiot?
But the bus arrived at the destination soon, and Wei Mian praised the other party before getting off the bus.
"I was from Wuhan before I was alive, and I have been driving all the time, so I still have room to use my skills when I get here." The driver was very humble.
The Wuhan driver... defending the title was immediately in awe.
After walking a few steps, the phone suddenly rang.
Defending took it out and saw that the caller showed Landing Judge.
"Defending the crown." Judge Lu's voice was majestic.
"Your Honor." The defending champion respected.
"I heard that you have arrived in the underworld."
"Hehe, as expected of Mr. Judge, his eyes and ears are still so well-informed."
"Where are you now?" Judge Lu asked.
Defending said: "Just got off the bus."
"Oh." Judge Lu cut straight to the point, "Bring me Meng Po Soup."
Defending nodded: "No problem."
"Red bean flavor." Judge Lu added.
"Your Majesty's taste hasn't changed yet." Wei Mian laughed, "It just so happens that I also have some things that I would like to ask Mr. Judge for."
"Okay, I'll wait for you in the office."
After hanging up the phone, Wei Mian had no choice but to go to the Six Realms franchise store of Meng Po Tang.
As soon as he walked into the store, an old clerk with his tongue sticking out floated over, and said gloomily, "You... so... Welcome... Welcome... Come..."
Defending: "..."
This localized service is really unique. Every time he comes here to buy Meng Po soup, he is taken aback.
Walking to the counter, the clerk who was bleeding from the seven orifices stood behind the counter and stared at defending champion: "You... good... please... ask... need... order... what..."
Defending: "...Mengpo Soup."
"What... what... taste... what..."
"Red bean and vanilla." Wei Mian couldn't help but wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling a little anxious to hear the other party speak.
"Wait...wait...a...get off...right...get on...just...ok..."
Wei Mian lowered his head and asked Qing Jue: "Do you want to drink it? It tastes pretty good."
Qing Jue was silent: "I can't drink now."
"Oh, I forgot." Defending the title suddenly said, "But it's really delicious. I'll bring you a drink before I leave."
After speaking, Wei Mian raised his head, and then saw the clerk looking at him with a face full of horror.
"You, you, who are you talking to?" The clerk was so frightened that he spoke quickly.
"I'm here..." Wei Mian froze for a moment, then remembered that only he could hear what Qing Jue said, and no one else could.
"There are ghosts!" The clerk screamed and squatted on the ground.
Defending: "..."
"Don't... be afraid..." The hanged ghost clerk floated to the side of the bleeding clerk to comfort her, "We...we...we...were...just...ghosts...ah..."
"Yes... oh..."
Defending: "..."
"Hurry up and give me the Mengpo soup I ordered!" Wei Mian patted the table and gritted his teeth.
"Horse... get on..." Hanged Ghost's clerk handed two cups of Mengpo Soup to Wei Mian, "Thank...thank...Gu...see you..."
Wei Mian touched his forehead, thinking that he might never want to come again.
When he was going out, he happened to meet a ghost coming in, passing by, Wei Mian recognized him.
This is the drowned ghost that was nagging about death in the car just now.
The nerves on the drowned ghost's face suddenly became pleasantly surprised, and he was about to say hello to the defending champion.
"Hello...please...ask...need...something...what..."
The expression of the drowned ghost suddenly turned ferocious.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Defending quickly fled.
After finally arriving in front of Judge Lu's office, Wei Mian calmed down his feeling of going crazy, and was about to knock on the door.
"I'm sorry!"
"A pair of kings!"
"Sibao Heizi, you can't put some water in it! Pass!"
"I'm fighting! Wang Zha!"
Defending the title suddenly became chaotic again.
作者有话要说:2015扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2015-12-0421:24:06
知了君扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2015-12-0423:51:57
Thank you mine
As soon as the child's hour arrives, the gate of the underworld will open accordingly, and the ghosts who are willing to reincarnate will follow the direction of attracting people through the gate of the underworld and reach the underworld.
Ghosts who are unwilling to reincarnate can also stay in the mortal world, but because they have no yang energy in their bodies and cannot use yin energy to strengthen their soul bodies, they will gradually disappear after a long time.
And those who found a place with strong yin due to great resentment or coincidence will slowly lose their sanity and become a ghost, with no chance of reincarnation.
Wei Mian led Qing Jue, who had turned into his body, along with more than a dozen ghosts, and slowly walked through the gate of the underworld in front of him.
In order to disperse the flow of ghosts, so that all ghosts will not miss the opportunity to enter the underworld, there are more than a dozen gates of the underworld in every city, and the one in front of Weiwei is one of them.
The dozen or so ghosts around are also strangely shaped, some are incomplete, missing arms and legs; some are pale and bleeding from the seven orifices; Talking there laughing and joking.
Even if the defending crown is a god, his face is still a little blue.
He reached out and touched his chest, and adjusted the position of the pendant.
"Shangxian, how do you feel inside?" Wei Mian lowered his head and asked in a low voice.
"Shang Ke, it's just a little boring." Qing Jue's muffled voice came from inside the clothes.
Defending asked: "How about I take you out?"
Qing Jue hesitated for a moment: "Okay."
Wei Mian reached out and took out a small purse from his clothes, tied it with a rope and hung it around his neck, he opened the mouth of the purse a little bit, revealing a very beautiful jade inside.
The jade is green and transparent as a whole, exuding a faint fluorescence, but there is a trace of bright red in the center, which is curved inside, as if it has the intention of flowing. If you look at it for a long time, you will feel that the blood color is about to come alive.
Breathtaking.
"How do you feel now?" the defending champion asked in a low voice.
It turns out that this jade is the body of Qingjue Immortal Venerable. He was originally an extremely ordinary jade in ancient times, but because of a great opportunity, he became acquainted with human nature, thought, and practice. Today's Qingjue Immortal Venerable.
Qing Jue moved: "It's much better."
It is not easy to enter the city of death in vain. Because the ghosts in it died in vain and could not be reincarnated for a long time, they carried so much resentment that even if they were in charge of the underworld, they would not enter easily, which shows the danger inside.
Qingjue was worried that his mortal body would bring trouble to defending the title, so he offered to turn into the main body and be carried by the other party, which would greatly reduce the danger of the two of them.
Since there were not many people who died today, there were not many ghosts today. Soon, defending the crown and all the ghosts passed through the gate of the underworld.
Bright as day.
The day and night in the underworld are exactly opposite to those in the mortal world, so when it is midnight in the mortal world, it happens to be noon in the daytime here.
There is a lonely bus stop behind the Gate of the Underworld. There is only No. 4 bus passing through here, and there is only one destination: Huangquan Road bus stop.
After waiting for a while, the No. 4 bus finally arrived, and it was still full of ghosts.
With a sound of "chi", the bus stopped in front of Wei Mian, opened the door, and Wei Mian squeezed in hard.
The driver turned his head and shouted to the back: "Ghost in front, move back to make room for the new ghost on the bus. Do you hear me? What about you, the one without arms! Move in!"
Immediately, the ghost group became commotion, and everyone moved inside one after another.
"Fuck/Your uncle, you stepped on my gut!"
"My hand is gone, who has seen my hand!"
"My brains are squeezed out by you, can you be gentle!"
"Oops, my head fell off!"
There were complaints in the car, and listening to the conversation of these ghosts, Wei Mian quickly stared at the ground with wide eyes, carefully avoiding stepping on other people's parts.
Suddenly he was patted on the shoulder by the ghost, Wei Mian looked back, his face was covered with blisters and turned white, the ghost squinted his eyes and looked at him, with a faint excitement on his face.
"My name is Lin Zihao, what's your name?" The Drowned Ghost asked excitedly.
The defending champion didn't want to talk to him.
"I didn't expect there to be a hell in this world. I used to be a materialist, so I didn't believe in this at all!"
Seeing that Wei Mian still ignored him, the drowned ghost was still talking endlessly: "Why don't you just keep talking, this is the first time I've died, so I'm so excited now!"
Defending: "..."
Who is not the first to die!
"That's right, I was accidentally pushed into the water and drowned. How did you die? I can't tell from your body at all. Could it be that you were injected to death?"
Defending: "..."
"Euthanasia? Die from illness? Fall to death? Hacked to death? Sudden death from being too excited during sex/love..."
Defending Crown's face gradually darkened.
"Could it be..." The drowned ghost showed surprise on his face, "You don't even know how you died?"
The defending champion rubbed his temples.
"But why don't you remember? Didn't you appear next to your own dead body when you died? You can't find your own dead body, or do you say you lost your memory? I've only heard that people can lose their memory, so can ghosts Amnesia? Wow, it’s so fresh, it’s my first time to be a ghost, I didn’t expect there are so many things I don’t know, I…”
"Shut up!" Wei Mian couldn't bear the other party's chatter anymore, and slapped the other party's face hard.
"laugh--"
Two streams of clear water gushed out from each other's squeezed faces.
Defending was stunned.
The drowned ghost was also stunned.
"Wow! It's so fun! You can still play like this!"
As if the drowned ghost had discovered a new world, it stretched out two cheeks and began to squeeze itself.
"laugh--"
A stream of water came out.
"Wow, this she is so tall!"
"laugh----"
"Wow, this she is so durable!"
Defending: "..."
Why would he stand with such an idiot?
But the bus arrived at the destination soon, and Wei Mian praised the other party before getting off the bus.
"I was from Wuhan before I was alive, and I have been driving all the time, so I still have room to use my skills when I get here." The driver was very humble.
The Wuhan driver... defending the title was immediately in awe.
After walking a few steps, the phone suddenly rang.
Defending took it out and saw that the caller showed Landing Judge.
"Defending the crown." Judge Lu's voice was majestic.
"Your Honor." The defending champion respected.
"I heard that you have arrived in the underworld."
"Hehe, as expected of Mr. Judge, his eyes and ears are still so well-informed."
"Where are you now?" Judge Lu asked.
Defending said: "Just got off the bus."
"Oh." Judge Lu cut straight to the point, "Bring me Meng Po Soup."
Defending nodded: "No problem."
"Red bean flavor." Judge Lu added.
"Your Majesty's taste hasn't changed yet." Wei Mian laughed, "It just so happens that I also have some things that I would like to ask Mr. Judge for."
"Okay, I'll wait for you in the office."
After hanging up the phone, Wei Mian had no choice but to go to the Six Realms franchise store of Meng Po Tang.
As soon as he walked into the store, an old clerk with his tongue sticking out floated over, and said gloomily, "You... so... Welcome... Welcome... Come..."
Defending: "..."
This localized service is really unique. Every time he comes here to buy Meng Po soup, he is taken aback.
Walking to the counter, the clerk who was bleeding from the seven orifices stood behind the counter and stared at defending champion: "You... good... please... ask... need... order... what..."
Defending: "...Mengpo Soup."
"What... what... taste... what..."
"Red bean and vanilla." Wei Mian couldn't help but wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling a little anxious to hear the other party speak.
"Wait...wait...a...get off...right...get on...just...ok..."
Wei Mian lowered his head and asked Qing Jue: "Do you want to drink it? It tastes pretty good."
Qing Jue was silent: "I can't drink now."
"Oh, I forgot." Defending the title suddenly said, "But it's really delicious. I'll bring you a drink before I leave."
After speaking, Wei Mian raised his head, and then saw the clerk looking at him with a face full of horror.
"You, you, who are you talking to?" The clerk was so frightened that he spoke quickly.
"I'm here..." Wei Mian froze for a moment, then remembered that only he could hear what Qing Jue said, and no one else could.
"There are ghosts!" The clerk screamed and squatted on the ground.
Defending: "..."
"Don't... be afraid..." The hanged ghost clerk floated to the side of the bleeding clerk to comfort her, "We...we...we...were...just...ghosts...ah..."
"Yes... oh..."
Defending: "..."
"Hurry up and give me the Mengpo soup I ordered!" Wei Mian patted the table and gritted his teeth.
"Horse... get on..." Hanged Ghost's clerk handed two cups of Mengpo Soup to Wei Mian, "Thank...thank...Gu...see you..."
Wei Mian touched his forehead, thinking that he might never want to come again.
When he was going out, he happened to meet a ghost coming in, passing by, Wei Mian recognized him.
This is the drowned ghost that was nagging about death in the car just now.
The nerves on the drowned ghost's face suddenly became pleasantly surprised, and he was about to say hello to the defending champion.
"Hello...please...ask...need...something...what..."
The expression of the drowned ghost suddenly turned ferocious.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Defending quickly fled.
After finally arriving in front of Judge Lu's office, Wei Mian calmed down his feeling of going crazy, and was about to knock on the door.
"I'm sorry!"
"A pair of kings!"
"Sibao Heizi, you can't put some water in it! Pass!"
"I'm fighting! Wang Zha!"
Defending the title suddenly became chaotic again.
作者有话要说:2015扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2015-12-0421:24:06
知了君扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2015-12-0423:51:57
Thank you mine
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