Time: November 27, [-]XX.
Location: Huaxia Hangzhou West Lake Broken Bridge.
Character: The defending brother, Qingjue Shangxian.
Event: Looking for a snake spirit.
Current progress: zero.
Reason: Shangxian Qingjue had diarrhea.
"Are you alright?" Wei Mian squatted outside the toilet, looking at the cubicle behind him from time to time, almost scratching the door.
"No...no..." Qing Jue's weak voice came from inside.
The defending voice was almost exhausted: "It's been so long, why haven't you recovered yet?"
"My lord has a stomachache!" Qing Jue said this with a lot of air.
Wei Mian sighed: "I told you not to eat chicken, but if you don't listen, blame me now."
As soon as this matter was mentioned, Qingjue Shangxian became angry: "Poisonous! Ouch...the food...absolutely, absolutely poisonous..."
"That store must be plotting something wrong... wanting to poison and threaten the deity..." Qing Jue held his stomach and spoke intermittently.
Wei Mian waited impatiently: "Yes, yes, Lord Shangxian, can you hurry up, we still have things to do."
Following the clues given by King Qin Guang, they circled around a lot, and finally returned to the West Lake. It was a waste of effort. Why is Xiaobai so clueless?
After arriving at the West Lake, Wei Mian originally planned to go directly to the reincarnated Xiao Bai, but was delayed by the side of the road for such a short time, and Qing Jue was no longer visible in a blink of an eye.
After searching for a long time, he found that Qingjue Shangxian was standing in front of the shop where he was willing to fight chicken, staring blankly.
It looks like I have been greedy for 3000 years.
"This smells so good." Qingjue turned her head and looked at defending champion eagerly.
Defending nodded: "Yes."
Qingjue was a little embarrassed: "It's really fragrant."
Defending then nodded: "En."
Qingjue expressed her thoughts euphemistically: "Don't you think it's fragrant?"
"I don't think so." Wei Mian shook his head, "Don't eat this, we should find someone."
This is Qingjue's second day in the mortal world, how can he bear this fragrant smell, and dawdling like he didn't hear Wei Mian's words.
"Let's go."
"It's really fragrant." Qing Jue answered irrelevantly.
Wei Mian finally understood, and looked at the other party with a half-smile: "Want to eat?"
Qingjue chick pecked at the rice: "I want to eat, I want to eat."
"After finding someone, I will take you to eat something else." Wei Mian said.
Although Qingjue was reluctant to play the chicken, he had no choice but to pull the hem of defending champion's clothes and turn around every step.
"Okay, okay, look at your gluttony." Defender surrendered, "Take you to eat."
After eating...
Lord Shangxian went straight into the toilet and couldn't get out for an hour.
"I want to compete with them!" Lord Shangxian who finally came out of the toilet tightly clenched his fists, full of pride.
"Beautiful thinking." Wei Mian slapped Qing Jue on the head, interrupting his dream, "You don't even have mana."
Qing Jue said: "Don't you know spells, you punish them for this deity."
Wei Mian pretended not to hear: "Hurry up and find someone with me, the courier hasn't been delivered yet."
Qing Jue could only follow behind Wei Mian dejectedly.
He has not yet taken the lotus seeds of the Tiangang Holy Lotus. If he takes it, at least he can recover a little bit of mana. Unlike today, he is a majestic immortal, Qingjue Shangxian, who actually eats mortal food and has diarrhea...
In the past few days, he has completely lost his face for thousands of years.
Standing on the broken bridge, the defending champion looked around.
It is winter at this time, and other places are dry and dry, but here there is a slight sense of humidity, misty water, misty, distant, and the sound of singing and dancing in the distance. The West Lake used to be comparable to one or two.
"Have you ever found her?" Qing Jue stood next to Wei Mian, being squeezed by the crowd, he could only hold on to Wei Mian's sleeve tightly.
Defending shook his head: "I haven't found it yet."
"Although this place is not too big, there are quite a lot of people." Qingjue said, "If you want to find someone, especially if you don't know the person, it is not an easy task."
Wei Mian shook his head again: "It's not easy to find someone else, but it's not so difficult to find her."
"Why is this?"
"Since she has been reincarnated in West Lake, she must have returned to the old place." Wei Mian looked into the distance, "I can still recognize where the White House was back then."
On the outskirts of the West Lake, there are row upon row of characteristic shops. Among them, an inconspicuous antique shop that blends in with the surrounding style is quietly opening its doors to welcome customers. A young man with short hair but wearing a plain robe is sitting on a soft sofa. Holding a book in his hand, he seemed to be fascinated by it.
A crisp wind chime sounded, and a guest came.
Defending his gaze scanned the shop, before falling on the young man in white.
"Hello, what do I need?" The young man hurriedly put down the book in his hand and stood up, "This store sells all kinds of ancient oil-paper umbrellas, and the drawings on the umbrella surface are all original in the store. It is very good as a souvenir or for daily use.”
Wei Mian secretly sighed, this person was emotional because of borrowing umbrellas, he never thought that after reincarnation, he would also do business with paper umbrellas.
"I'm not here to buy anything."
The young man smiled without hesitation: "Then you can take a look at it casually."
After that, he turned around and read the book again.
Defending asked him: "Are you the owner of this store?"
The young man looked up: "Not bad."
"Is your surname Bai?"
The young man suddenly understood that the person in front of him was not a customer, but came looking for him specifically: "Yes, my surname is Bai, and my name is Bai Su. What can you do with me?"
Defending took out a long package from behind: "I am delivering a courier, and here is your courier."
"A courier?" Bai Su was slightly stunned, and looked at Wei Mian carefully, "Are you from YD or SF, I don't seem to have seen you before."
Wei Mian said, "This is a private courier, it's normal that you haven't seen it before."
Bai Su had already received the package at this time: "Where is the sign for this...?"
"You check the goods first, don't worry about signing for receipt." Wei Mian said, "I will never send the wrong one."
The package was not sealed with tape, it was just packed in a box, Bai Su easily took it apart and saw what was inside.
His expression froze suddenly, and he didn't even make the slightest movement for a while.
Qingjue was a little curious, he was short and couldn't see what was inside, and he was too embarrassed to tiptoe to look, so he could only tug at the sleeve of defending champion, and asked in a low voice, "What's inside?"
Wei Mian whispered back: "Why haven't I seen you so curious before?"
Qing Jue turned her head to look at him: "You used to be very familiar with me?"
Defending the crown knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he quickly pretended to be serious, stood up straight, and stopped talking.
Qingjue became puzzled, and chased after him: "When you say that, I am puzzled. Even though you met once or twice when you came to deliver the courier, the familiarity in your tone seems to be that we know each other very well. This deity has always only cared about cultivation, and knows only a few people, but you are not among them, how did you know me?"
Defending the title laughed: "This... you have such a great reputation, it's hard not to know."
"Eloquent and eloquent." Qing Jue didn't believe it, "You must have other things that you haven't told me."
"It's actually like this." Wei Mian pursed his lips, and quietly approached Qing Jue, "I have a crush on you, so I know your affairs very well."
Qingjue: "...do you think I will believe it?"
Defending the title was serious: "Look at my serious expression, does it look like I'm joking?"
Qing Jue didn't think anything at first, but seeing the other party's suddenly serious expression, for some reason, she didn't think it was a joke.
Qing Jue stammered: "...No, no way..."
The defending champion continued to keep a straight face.
Qing Jue was taken aback by him, and didn't know what to say.
Unexpectedly, Wei Mian suddenly smiled and said, "Are you so touched that you are about to give me your body?"
"You..." Qing Jue was about to glare at the other party, when Bai Su suddenly spoke.
"I have accepted the item." Bai Su said lightly, "It is indeed my item."
He took out the old paper umbrella inside the package and stroked it gently.
"Since you have accepted it, I'll go first." Wei Mian smiled, put his hand in his pocket, turned and left.
After being interrupted by them, Qing Jue couldn't carry on with the topic just now, so he had to turn around and prepare to leave.
"By the way." Wei Mian turned back and said when he walked to the door, "If you remember what came, or want to ask me something, you are welcome to come and find me. I am at XXX Street, XX District, XX City, Z City."
Bai Su nodded: "I wrote it down."
Returning to their home in City Z, Wei Mian and Qing Jue had a good night's sleep and didn't get up until dark. As usual, they wandered through the team of square dancing aunts to look for Ao Chun.
This time, it's time to find a way to remove some of Ao Chun's dragon tendons.
Defender pondered.
The music on both sides was deafening, the defending champion had cotton balls stuffed in his ears, and he was at ease, and then he looked at Qingjue with a bitter face, waiting for Ao Chun with all his strength.
"The lamb kidney is good! The lamb kidney is wonderful! Do you know the efficacy of the lamb kidney..."
"Boss!" Qing Jue shouted.
Ao Chun was wary of Qingjue, a brat, afraid that the other party would smash his speaker again, so he hurried over.
"Why are you here again?" Ao Chun waved his hands, "Go, go, you are not welcome here."
"Why are you so stingy." Wei Mian smiled, "Isn't it just a speaker, I'll pay you one."
"Where's Auntie?" Wei Mian asked casually.
Ao Chun pointed at the group in the square with his eyes: "What's wrong with coming to the mortal world to learn, but to learn square dance, it's like being poisoned, and now the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the East China Sea are dancing happily. The Dragon Palace of the Four Seas is surrounded by them Occupied, everyone is really miserable."
The defending champion laughed: "It's rare that the old man is a little bit interested."
Ao Chun suddenly remembered something, looked around a few times, and leaned over to Wei Mian and said, "Where is the third eye?"
Wei Mian squinted his eyes: "What? Missed him?"
Ao Chun rolled his eyes at him angrily, and then smiled cheaply: "I bought some new gadgets recently, so I'm going to make him angry."
"Who is it?!" On the street not far away, Yang Jian's figure gradually emerged. His eyes were like lightning, and he walked slowly towards this side, leading the roaring dog.
Ao Chun's heart skipped a beat.
"Who the hell?! Dare to eat dog meat in my territory?!"
Wei Mian whistled, with a playful look in his eyes, and said to Qing Jue: "There is a good show to watch."
Qing Jue seemed to understand but not understand.
"Ao Chun." Yang Jian sneered, "It's you again?"
Ao Chun pretended to be calm and said, "There are so many people on the street, how do you know it's me?"
Yang Jian has already walked in front of Ao Chun's night stall, holding the Xiaotian dog in his left hand and the electric baton in his right hand, ready to go.
"Aww..." Xiaotiangou looked at Ao Chun with unkind eyes.
"Except you, who on this street would dare to eat dog meat in front of me?"
Location: Huaxia Hangzhou West Lake Broken Bridge.
Character: The defending brother, Qingjue Shangxian.
Event: Looking for a snake spirit.
Current progress: zero.
Reason: Shangxian Qingjue had diarrhea.
"Are you alright?" Wei Mian squatted outside the toilet, looking at the cubicle behind him from time to time, almost scratching the door.
"No...no..." Qing Jue's weak voice came from inside.
The defending voice was almost exhausted: "It's been so long, why haven't you recovered yet?"
"My lord has a stomachache!" Qing Jue said this with a lot of air.
Wei Mian sighed: "I told you not to eat chicken, but if you don't listen, blame me now."
As soon as this matter was mentioned, Qingjue Shangxian became angry: "Poisonous! Ouch...the food...absolutely, absolutely poisonous..."
"That store must be plotting something wrong... wanting to poison and threaten the deity..." Qing Jue held his stomach and spoke intermittently.
Wei Mian waited impatiently: "Yes, yes, Lord Shangxian, can you hurry up, we still have things to do."
Following the clues given by King Qin Guang, they circled around a lot, and finally returned to the West Lake. It was a waste of effort. Why is Xiaobai so clueless?
After arriving at the West Lake, Wei Mian originally planned to go directly to the reincarnated Xiao Bai, but was delayed by the side of the road for such a short time, and Qing Jue was no longer visible in a blink of an eye.
After searching for a long time, he found that Qingjue Shangxian was standing in front of the shop where he was willing to fight chicken, staring blankly.
It looks like I have been greedy for 3000 years.
"This smells so good." Qingjue turned her head and looked at defending champion eagerly.
Defending nodded: "Yes."
Qingjue was a little embarrassed: "It's really fragrant."
Defending then nodded: "En."
Qingjue expressed her thoughts euphemistically: "Don't you think it's fragrant?"
"I don't think so." Wei Mian shook his head, "Don't eat this, we should find someone."
This is Qingjue's second day in the mortal world, how can he bear this fragrant smell, and dawdling like he didn't hear Wei Mian's words.
"Let's go."
"It's really fragrant." Qing Jue answered irrelevantly.
Wei Mian finally understood, and looked at the other party with a half-smile: "Want to eat?"
Qingjue chick pecked at the rice: "I want to eat, I want to eat."
"After finding someone, I will take you to eat something else." Wei Mian said.
Although Qingjue was reluctant to play the chicken, he had no choice but to pull the hem of defending champion's clothes and turn around every step.
"Okay, okay, look at your gluttony." Defender surrendered, "Take you to eat."
After eating...
Lord Shangxian went straight into the toilet and couldn't get out for an hour.
"I want to compete with them!" Lord Shangxian who finally came out of the toilet tightly clenched his fists, full of pride.
"Beautiful thinking." Wei Mian slapped Qing Jue on the head, interrupting his dream, "You don't even have mana."
Qing Jue said: "Don't you know spells, you punish them for this deity."
Wei Mian pretended not to hear: "Hurry up and find someone with me, the courier hasn't been delivered yet."
Qing Jue could only follow behind Wei Mian dejectedly.
He has not yet taken the lotus seeds of the Tiangang Holy Lotus. If he takes it, at least he can recover a little bit of mana. Unlike today, he is a majestic immortal, Qingjue Shangxian, who actually eats mortal food and has diarrhea...
In the past few days, he has completely lost his face for thousands of years.
Standing on the broken bridge, the defending champion looked around.
It is winter at this time, and other places are dry and dry, but here there is a slight sense of humidity, misty water, misty, distant, and the sound of singing and dancing in the distance. The West Lake used to be comparable to one or two.
"Have you ever found her?" Qing Jue stood next to Wei Mian, being squeezed by the crowd, he could only hold on to Wei Mian's sleeve tightly.
Defending shook his head: "I haven't found it yet."
"Although this place is not too big, there are quite a lot of people." Qingjue said, "If you want to find someone, especially if you don't know the person, it is not an easy task."
Wei Mian shook his head again: "It's not easy to find someone else, but it's not so difficult to find her."
"Why is this?"
"Since she has been reincarnated in West Lake, she must have returned to the old place." Wei Mian looked into the distance, "I can still recognize where the White House was back then."
On the outskirts of the West Lake, there are row upon row of characteristic shops. Among them, an inconspicuous antique shop that blends in with the surrounding style is quietly opening its doors to welcome customers. A young man with short hair but wearing a plain robe is sitting on a soft sofa. Holding a book in his hand, he seemed to be fascinated by it.
A crisp wind chime sounded, and a guest came.
Defending his gaze scanned the shop, before falling on the young man in white.
"Hello, what do I need?" The young man hurriedly put down the book in his hand and stood up, "This store sells all kinds of ancient oil-paper umbrellas, and the drawings on the umbrella surface are all original in the store. It is very good as a souvenir or for daily use.”
Wei Mian secretly sighed, this person was emotional because of borrowing umbrellas, he never thought that after reincarnation, he would also do business with paper umbrellas.
"I'm not here to buy anything."
The young man smiled without hesitation: "Then you can take a look at it casually."
After that, he turned around and read the book again.
Defending asked him: "Are you the owner of this store?"
The young man looked up: "Not bad."
"Is your surname Bai?"
The young man suddenly understood that the person in front of him was not a customer, but came looking for him specifically: "Yes, my surname is Bai, and my name is Bai Su. What can you do with me?"
Defending took out a long package from behind: "I am delivering a courier, and here is your courier."
"A courier?" Bai Su was slightly stunned, and looked at Wei Mian carefully, "Are you from YD or SF, I don't seem to have seen you before."
Wei Mian said, "This is a private courier, it's normal that you haven't seen it before."
Bai Su had already received the package at this time: "Where is the sign for this...?"
"You check the goods first, don't worry about signing for receipt." Wei Mian said, "I will never send the wrong one."
The package was not sealed with tape, it was just packed in a box, Bai Su easily took it apart and saw what was inside.
His expression froze suddenly, and he didn't even make the slightest movement for a while.
Qingjue was a little curious, he was short and couldn't see what was inside, and he was too embarrassed to tiptoe to look, so he could only tug at the sleeve of defending champion, and asked in a low voice, "What's inside?"
Wei Mian whispered back: "Why haven't I seen you so curious before?"
Qing Jue turned her head to look at him: "You used to be very familiar with me?"
Defending the crown knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he quickly pretended to be serious, stood up straight, and stopped talking.
Qingjue became puzzled, and chased after him: "When you say that, I am puzzled. Even though you met once or twice when you came to deliver the courier, the familiarity in your tone seems to be that we know each other very well. This deity has always only cared about cultivation, and knows only a few people, but you are not among them, how did you know me?"
Defending the title laughed: "This... you have such a great reputation, it's hard not to know."
"Eloquent and eloquent." Qing Jue didn't believe it, "You must have other things that you haven't told me."
"It's actually like this." Wei Mian pursed his lips, and quietly approached Qing Jue, "I have a crush on you, so I know your affairs very well."
Qingjue: "...do you think I will believe it?"
Defending the title was serious: "Look at my serious expression, does it look like I'm joking?"
Qing Jue didn't think anything at first, but seeing the other party's suddenly serious expression, for some reason, she didn't think it was a joke.
Qing Jue stammered: "...No, no way..."
The defending champion continued to keep a straight face.
Qing Jue was taken aback by him, and didn't know what to say.
Unexpectedly, Wei Mian suddenly smiled and said, "Are you so touched that you are about to give me your body?"
"You..." Qing Jue was about to glare at the other party, when Bai Su suddenly spoke.
"I have accepted the item." Bai Su said lightly, "It is indeed my item."
He took out the old paper umbrella inside the package and stroked it gently.
"Since you have accepted it, I'll go first." Wei Mian smiled, put his hand in his pocket, turned and left.
After being interrupted by them, Qing Jue couldn't carry on with the topic just now, so he had to turn around and prepare to leave.
"By the way." Wei Mian turned back and said when he walked to the door, "If you remember what came, or want to ask me something, you are welcome to come and find me. I am at XXX Street, XX District, XX City, Z City."
Bai Su nodded: "I wrote it down."
Returning to their home in City Z, Wei Mian and Qing Jue had a good night's sleep and didn't get up until dark. As usual, they wandered through the team of square dancing aunts to look for Ao Chun.
This time, it's time to find a way to remove some of Ao Chun's dragon tendons.
Defender pondered.
The music on both sides was deafening, the defending champion had cotton balls stuffed in his ears, and he was at ease, and then he looked at Qingjue with a bitter face, waiting for Ao Chun with all his strength.
"The lamb kidney is good! The lamb kidney is wonderful! Do you know the efficacy of the lamb kidney..."
"Boss!" Qing Jue shouted.
Ao Chun was wary of Qingjue, a brat, afraid that the other party would smash his speaker again, so he hurried over.
"Why are you here again?" Ao Chun waved his hands, "Go, go, you are not welcome here."
"Why are you so stingy." Wei Mian smiled, "Isn't it just a speaker, I'll pay you one."
"Where's Auntie?" Wei Mian asked casually.
Ao Chun pointed at the group in the square with his eyes: "What's wrong with coming to the mortal world to learn, but to learn square dance, it's like being poisoned, and now the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the East China Sea are dancing happily. The Dragon Palace of the Four Seas is surrounded by them Occupied, everyone is really miserable."
The defending champion laughed: "It's rare that the old man is a little bit interested."
Ao Chun suddenly remembered something, looked around a few times, and leaned over to Wei Mian and said, "Where is the third eye?"
Wei Mian squinted his eyes: "What? Missed him?"
Ao Chun rolled his eyes at him angrily, and then smiled cheaply: "I bought some new gadgets recently, so I'm going to make him angry."
"Who is it?!" On the street not far away, Yang Jian's figure gradually emerged. His eyes were like lightning, and he walked slowly towards this side, leading the roaring dog.
Ao Chun's heart skipped a beat.
"Who the hell?! Dare to eat dog meat in my territory?!"
Wei Mian whistled, with a playful look in his eyes, and said to Qing Jue: "There is a good show to watch."
Qing Jue seemed to understand but not understand.
"Ao Chun." Yang Jian sneered, "It's you again?"
Ao Chun pretended to be calm and said, "There are so many people on the street, how do you know it's me?"
Yang Jian has already walked in front of Ao Chun's night stall, holding the Xiaotian dog in his left hand and the electric baton in his right hand, ready to go.
"Aww..." Xiaotiangou looked at Ao Chun with unkind eyes.
"Except you, who on this street would dare to eat dog meat in front of me?"
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