Don't call me milk dumpling!

Ruan Mian was dumbfounded.

How drunk is he, that he would hallucinate hearing Bo Yan say such words!

"Huh?" Bo Yan saw that he was only staring blankly with big eyes and didn't speak, so he repeated, "Do you want to kiss me?"

There was a hint of hoarseness in the voice unconsciously.

Ruan Mian didn't worry about why he hallucinated to hear such strange words anymore, he shook his head like a little rattle, "No...don't want to!"

How could he want to kiss the nasty Bo Yan!

"Oh?" Bo Yan didn't stop there, and didn't even have the intention of backing away, still maintaining the posture of touching the tip of Ruan Mian's nose, with a hint of danger in his tone, "Then... who do you want to kiss?"

Ruan Mian, who was drunk, was thinking in a straight line. He couldn't say "I don't want to kiss anyone", he just said along the way: "I want to kiss... I want to kiss someone who is cooler than me!"

Bo Yan asked calmly: "Then do you think... am I cool?"

Ruan Mian nodded without hesitation, and replied loudly, "Cool!"

Bo Yan smiled. She never thought that the tsundere kid would be so honest after being drunk.

After a moment's pause, he asked persuasively, "Cooler than you?"

This time, Ruan Mian was silent for a second, curled her mouth, and then nodded as if reluctantly, "It's just... just a little bit cooler than me!"

After saying this, he suddenly raised his hand, pinched his index finger and thumb almost together, and gestured: "Look, there's only this little bit!"

Bo Yan's eyes sparkled with a deeper smile, and he asked the last question: "Then, since you think I'm cool, a little bit cooler than you, don't you want to kiss me?"

Ruan Mian was stopped by this question.

According to his logic, he only wants to kiss someone who is cooler than him, and Bo Yan does meet this requirement, so, does he want to kiss Bo Yan?

Do you want... dear?

Tang Qing whistled again suddenly, took the lead and clapped his hands, "Don't be cowardly, kiss me! Don't be cowardly, kiss me!"

The others followed suit, shouting extremely rhythmically.

Ruan Mian couldn't turn his head anymore, but now his ears were filled with the same uniform sentence, as if some kind of bewitchment made him completely lose the ability to think, and unconsciously turned to Bo Yan's face. He moved closer, wanting to kiss those thin lips.

Time seemed to slow down at this moment, and everything around me seemed to be frozen.

A little closer, a little closer, there is still one centimeter left, and the lips will touch each other!

But Bo Yan suddenly raised his hand, stretched out an index finger, and lightly pressed it on Ruan Mian's lips, preventing him from making the next move.

Ruan Mian was taken aback, and those big eyes that were obviously drunk blinked a couple of times in a daze, as if she still didn't understand what happened.

However, in the next second, the breath that belonged exclusively to Bo Yan suddenly enveloped the sky and covered the earth. Ruan Mian felt the corner of her right lip, which was cool and soft for a moment.

After being stunned for another two seconds, Ruan Mian finally realized that it was Bo Yan's lips.

Bo Yan just kissed him.

Although the kiss was on the corner of the mouth, it was still a kiss!

Are Bo Yan's lips so soft?

Ruan Mian raised her hand subconsciously, and touched the corner of her lips that had just been kissed.

It seems that I can still feel the cool and soft touch, very comfortable, I really want...I really want to feel it again.

But before he had time to take action, Bo Yan suddenly took a step back and distanced himself from him.

"Did you kiss?" Tang Qing gossiped, "I didn't see too clearly, did we kiss?"

A boy closest to Bo Yan laughed loudly and said, "I saw that Sister Qing was in a hurry, kissed, kissed, but the kiss was on the corner of the mouth."

Tang Qing was about to open his mouth to say something, but the red-haired boy beside her opened his mouth one step ahead of her. He sneered, looked up at Bo Yan, and said in a mocking tone, "Handsome boy from heaven, I thought he was good at playing, what a mess!" After a long time, I just kissed the corner of the mouth, cut, this time is enough for me to hit a home run!"

This wave of yellow-accent was too straightforward, many girls present blushed, and all the boys laughed.

Bo Yan suddenly took a step forward, his dark eyes tightly caught the eyes of the red-haired boy, and he said in a cold tone, "What did you say? Repeat it for me if you feel like it."

He was already a bit taller than the red-haired boy, but now he was full of aura, and his whole body was as sharp as an arrow that was about to leave the string in a second.

The entire second floor was instantly quiet, and the red-haired boy was stunned by Bo Yan's aura for a moment, and he froze a lot, and said in a whisper: "No... I didn't say anything, I... I am, I am..."

Seeing that he couldn't figure out why he was talking for a long time, the boy next to him suddenly had an idea and answered for him: "Hey! He just said hello, brother, don't play like this..."

He originally wanted to say, "Brother, don't be so playful", but when he touched the dark color at the bottom of Bo Yan's eyes, the remaining two words stuck in his throat, and the boy swallowed unconsciously.

Damn, this kid looks really scary!

"That's right, that's right," the red-haired boy hastily took over the conversation, and responded in one voice, "Kouhei, I'm just Kouhei, and I have absolutely no other ideas!"

The veins on Bo Yan's forehead twitched, and the hand hanging by his side unconsciously clenched into a fist.

In fact, his reason is clear, and he knows that the red hair in front of him may really be a cheap talk, and has no other meaning.

But those three words came to his mind over and over again—home run, home run, home run...

He held the person so carefully in the palm of his hand, and when he brought it to his mouth, he only dared to restrain himself, and only touched the corner of his mouth. How could he say "home run" lightly when he got into this red-haired mouth? !

Bo Yan clearly felt some kind of tyrannical emotion wandering through his body, trying to erode his sanity more and more...

But suddenly, there was a very soft sound beside my ear: "Bo Yan, I...why do I feel that you are shaking?"

This sound was like a ray of light suddenly leaking in from the endless hell, Bo Yan froze suddenly, and most of the aura around him disappeared in an instant.

No, nothing can be done here.

This is Ruan Mian's first club meeting, and if he made a mistake, Ruan Mian might not have a good time in the club.

After a long while, Bo Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, and even smiled a bit. After changing his previous aggressive attitude, he suddenly stretched out his hand to the red-haired boy.

His action was too sudden, not to mention the red-haired boy, all the audience were stunned.

Tang Qing was the first to react, and hurriedly said: "Hongmao, I'm shaking hands with you to make peace, why don't you shake hands quickly?"

The red-haired boy stayed for another two seconds, seeing that Bo Yan didn't take back his hand, nor did he intend to refute, so he carefully stretched out a hand and held Bo Yan's hand.

But at the very second of holding it, Bo Yan suddenly increased his strength!

The red-haired boy was pinched in pain, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but he couldn't hold back Bo Yan's strength; he wanted to scream, but Bo Yan suddenly moved closer, with the corners of his mouth still hooked, sticking to his ear, with only the two of them An audible voice wrote lightly: "Take care of your mouth and your eyes, otherwise..."

Speaking of this, Bo Yan paused for a moment, then laughed softly, and then continued: "Senior, I guess, you shouldn't want to know, otherwise what will happen."

He purposely called out "senior", obviously it should be a very respectful title, but at this moment when it came out of Bo Yan's mouth, there was absolutely no sense of "respect".

The red-haired boy shuddered unconsciously, feeling that the person in front of him looked like a Shura from hell.

Bo Yan finally let go of his hand, took a step back and stood up straight. From the beginning to the end, there was still a faint smile on his face, but the smile didn't reach his eyes at all.

The red-haired boy sat down tremblingly, a layer of cold sweat had already formed on his forehead, it was unknown whether it was because of too much pain or too much fear.

Bo Yan glanced around quickly, and finally picked up a glass of untouched whiskey on the table, looked at Tang Qing, said "Sorry" very politely, and returned to his usual indifference, "Xiao Ruan is not in good health. It’s too comfortable, so I’ll take him back first, and I’ll punish the president and everyone else with a drink for him.”

After saying that, Bo Yan put the wine in his hand to his mouth and drank it down.

The wine glass was casually placed by him on the table, Bo Yan frowned and thought for a moment, and then said: "Let's go first, everyone take your time, order whatever you want tonight, I'll pay the bill, it counts as Ruan Mian's joining your company Be careful."

What he said and did was extremely thoughtful, and he didn't look like a freshman at all.

Of course Tang Qing understood Bo Yan's meaning, she quickly picked up another glass of wine and drank it all, and said with a smile: "Then I will replace all of our e-sports club first, thank you Ruan Mian! Eat and drink tonight!"

Everyone gradually came to their senses and hurriedly expressed their thanks to Ruan Mian, and the atmosphere finally warmed up again.

Bo Yan let out a light breath, walked to Ruan Mian who had been standing obediently, and asked him in a low voice, "Can you walk by yourself?"

Ruan Mian nodded without hesitation, and replied loudly, "Of course—no!"

Bo Yan let out a muffled laugh, and discussed with him in a low voice, "Then I'll support you, and you go downstairs first, and I'll carry you on my back, okay?"

His sentence was a bit long, and Ruan Mian seemed to realize what it meant after a moment of reaction, so he simply nodded and continued to answer loudly: "Okay!"

Bo Yan stretched out his hand, supported Ruan Mian's waist from behind, maintained a half-embracing posture, and walked towards the stairs step by step.

Walking to the stairs, one second before going down, Bo Yan suddenly turned his head back, his eyes fell on Zhao Qun in the corner for a second, then he took it back, and continued to hold Ruan Mian and went downstairs as if nothing had happened. .

Bo Yan and Ruan Mian were no longer visible, but Zhao Qun still kept shrinking in the sofa.

Bo Yan just glanced at it, as if he had seen everything, it was so barren and frightening!

Going down to the first floor, Bo Yan went to the bar first, got a membership card, charged [-] without hesitation, and explained to the waiter that all the consumption upstairs tonight would be credited to his card.

After talking, Bo Yan asked the waiter for a wet towel, and carefully wiped the hand that he just shook with Hongmao without sparing between his fingers.

Only then did she leave Qing with Ruan Mian half in her arms.

As soon as he went out, Bo Yan squatted down in front of Ruan Mian, patted himself on the shoulder, "Come up, I'll carry you on my back."

Ruan Mian was surprisingly obedient after being drunk, without the slightest hesitation, he lay on Bo Yan's back, and wrapped his arms around Bo Yan's neck as if he was very proficient.

Bo Yan supported his knees, confirmed that he had carried him on his back, and then slowly stood up.

But as soon as he stood up, Bo Yan frowned suddenly, and his footsteps staggered slightly. He stood in place for two seconds, and then continued walking after he recovered.

Ruan Mian, who was lying on his back, was ignorant, and said with a smile: "Bo Yan, look at you shaking again!"

Bo Yan gave a light "um" and said intentionally, "I'm just like you, I'm also drunk."

"You talk nonsense!" Ruan Mian was really upset. He swayed back and forth with his two little feet clamped on Bo Yan's waist, and said fiercely, "I'm not drunk! Our cool brother, that's all, all of them. Never pour a thousand cups!"

"Okay," Bo Yan followed him, "Understood, you will never pour a thousand cups."

Only then was Ruan Mian satisfied, and her little feet swayed a few more times.

But within two seconds, Ruan Mian suddenly tightened her arms around Bo Yan's neck and shouted: "Oops! Stop!"

Bo Yan was strangled by him, stood still, coughed twice, and then asked: "What's the matter? Did you drop something?"

Ruan Mian's small head hung on the side of Bo Yan's neck, nodded and shook, "No, it's not something, it's Tangtang! I told Tangtang to pick me up, but he hasn't come yet. !"

Bo Yan was itchy from being rubbed by him, turned his head, took a deep breath, and said, "If Wen Tang doesn't come, he won't know you're in the bar. You sent that message by mistake, so you sent it to me."

The length of this sentence was beyond Ruan Mian's comprehension, he was stunned for a moment, only understood the last sentence, and repeated, "Sent it to you?"

Bo Yan said "Yes", "Don't worry."

After speaking, he continued to walk.

Bo Yan was telling the truth, Ruan Mian's message had indeed been sent to him, otherwise he wouldn't have come so timely.

Bo Yan was very fortunate that Ruan Mian sent the message by mistake and let him receive it.

Otherwise, he couldn't imagine what would happen otherwise.

It's not that he doesn't trust Wen Tang, it's just that Wen Tang looks weaker than Ruan Mian. Bo Yan is really worried. Faced with a situation like just now, can Wen Tang handle it well and protect Ruan Mian? .

Bo Yan told Ruan Mian to "relieve", and Ruan Mian was really relieved, as if subconsciously, she had a sense of trust in him.

After walking two steps, Ruan Mian suddenly said, "Bo Yan, let me sing for you, okay?"

Bo Yan didn't seem to have expected so many surprises tonight, he was slightly taken aback, and then replied with a smile: "Of course, you sing, I'll listen."

Before Ruan Mian spoke, Bo Yan couldn't help but guess what song Ruan Mian would sing.

Ruan Mian likes Sunset Speeder, so she should also sing their songs?

But in the next second, Ruan Mian slammed all Bo Yan's thoughts away, and Bo Yan froze for a moment.

Ruan Mian sang loudly: "Ahhhhhh, I am—the black cat sheriff!"

The voice was milky and soft, like soaked in honey.

It's rare for Bo Yan to say something rude, who the hell is trying to be cute?

Is this really something he can hear for free?

The worries from before in the haunted house resurfaced——

After Ruan Mian sobered up, wouldn't he really silence him?

…………

Ruan Mian, who was lying on Bo Yan's back, of course knew nothing about the OS in Bo Yan's heart, he sang happily on his own.

From Sheriff Black Cat to Calabash Baby, from Calabash Baby to Pleasant Goat, and from Pleasant Goat to Two Tigers...

Every time I finish singing a song, I have to ask Bo Yan: "Does it sound good? Do you like it?"

Bo Yan replied impatiently over and over again: "It sounds good, I like it very much."

It was such a sweet burden to walk all the way back to the dormitory!

After entering the dormitory, Bo Yan wanted to remind Ruan Mian not to sing for the time being. After all, it was getting late, and many students might have gone to bed.

But before he could speak, Ruan Mian stopped singing.

Bo Yan found it interesting and couldn't help asking him: "Why don't you sing?"

If Ruan Mian was awake at this time, he must have heard that Bo Yan's voice was trembling slightly, but now that he is drunk, he didn't hear it at all, and he pretended to sigh before replying in a low voice: "Hey, The library is empty, I can't sing anymore!"

Bo Yan didn't hold back, and his Adam's apple rolled slightly again.

Entering the stairwell, Bo Yan paused for a moment, took a deep breath, and then gathered his strength, carried Ruan Mian on his back to the fourth floor. Just as he was about to put him down to open the door of the dormitory, the door of the dormitory was opened from the inside.

Zhang Tao came out and was startled when he saw the two of them, "Damn it! What's going on here?"

"It's nothing," Bo Yan said indifferently, "Ruan Mian drank...drinking."

Although Bo Yan didn't say "drunk", Zhang Tao reacted immediately, and hurriedly turned around and opened the door of the dormitory to let the two of them in.

When Ruan Mian saw Zhang Tao, she waved to him with a smile and said excitedly, "Good evening Zhang Fatty!"

Zhang Tao replied "Good evening", looked at Bo Yan without a word, and asked in a low voice, "When he wakes up tomorrow, will I still be alive?"

Bo Yan laughed, and comforted him very carelessly: "Don't worry, at least you will outlive me."

Zhang Tao: "..."

Gu Mengping was already asleep, snoring loudly, Zhang Tao helped Bo Yan, and sent Ruan Mian to bed directly.

Bo Yan covered him with a quilt, and asked worriedly: "Do you feel uncomfortable? Do you want to vomit?"

Ruan Mian seemed to feel it seriously, then shook her head, and replied obediently: "It's not uncomfortable, I don't want to vomit!"

Seeing that he was indeed in good spirits, Bo Yan felt relieved, pulled up the quilt for him, patted him twice, and coaxed in a low voice: "Then sleep."

As expected, Ruan Mian obediently closed her eyes.

Bo Yan exhaled, turned and left the dormitory.

Zhang Tao also hurriedly followed. He looked carefully at Bo Yan's face again, and said worriedly: "Xiao Bo, I wanted to ask just now. Are you okay? Why is your face so bad?"

Bo Yan's footsteps paused for a while, and after a while, he shook his head lightly, and said casually: "I'm fine, I just carried it all the way back, and I'm tired from walking."

Under the influence of alcohol, Ruan Mian fell asleep quickly.

One second he was still talking happily, the next second he closed his eyes, and immediately fell asleep.

Ruan Mian was awakened by thirst, her throat felt dry and uncomfortably dry.

After waking up, Ruan Mian opened her eyes in a daze, and subconsciously touched the phone to check the time - 03:30 in the morning.

He felt a severe headache, raised his hand and rubbed between his eyebrows twice, then lifted the quilt and slowly climbed down the stairs.

After drinking a large glass of water in one go, Ruan Mian felt more comfortable.

He was about to climb into bed and continue to sleep, but suddenly a bunch of scattered fragments flashed through his head——

He seemed to be drunk, and then Bo Yan appeared, and Bo Yan returned and kissed him!

Ruan Mian gasped, hinting to herself over and over again—it's not true, it must not be true, Bo Yan didn't go at all, it was all an illusion!

But the picture in my mind became clearer and clearer frame by frame, and finally froze in, froze in——

The scene where Bo Yan crouched in front of him and picked him up on his back.

Ruan Mian raised his hand and patted his forehead vigorously. He hesitated for two seconds, but still couldn't help it. Slowly, slowly, slowly raised his head, and glanced at Bo Yan's bed.

But seeing this, Ruan Mian was stunned.

Although the room is very dark, it is difficult to see clearly, but at least the general outline can be seen.

There was no one on Bo Yan's bed at all, and even the outline of the quilt was the same as in the morning, obviously it hadn't been touched at all.

It's so late, where will Bo Yan go?

Ruan Mian touched the phone and sent a message to Bo Yan——

where have you been?

But the person who always replied in seconds, this time it took a full 3 minutes and still didn't reply a word.

Ruan Mian couldn't wait any longer. He put the key in his pocket, held the phone, and walked out of the dormitory lightly.

Ruan Mian didn't know where Bo Yan was going, the only thing she could think of was that he was going to eat supper, so she wanted to try her luck in the shared area.

But he had just walked through the bathroom at the end of the corridor when his footsteps suddenly stopped.

Out of the corner of my eye, there seemed to be someone in the bathroom just now.

After hesitating for a second, Ruan Mian took another step back and turned to look at the bathroom.

After just one glance, Ruan Mian's eyes suddenly widened.

It turned out to be Bo Yan!

But Bo Yan, what happened to Bo Yan?

Why was she leaning on the ground in the corner, her face paler than paper, and her whole body so thin that it could be blown away by a gust of wind?

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"Don't Tell Me, I'm a Lop-Eared Rabbit! "

☆Human stunner lop-eared rabbit X abstinence (pseudo) mensao (true) big bad wolf

Pei Tian, ​​as his name suggests, has a beautiful appearance and a sweet voice. He is the focus of the crowd no matter where he is, and is even called "9000 million fierce 1's dream" by people in the circle.

But only the senior high school grass Yin Yihan dismissed him.

Yin Yi has a good face, a good figure and a good figure, and he still sits firmly at the top of his grade every time, fascinating the hearts of thousands of boys and girls, but he himself is cold and aloof, abstinent and arrogant, and he is not close to men and women.

However, one day, 9000 million Meng 1 was caught off guard and discovered that their "dream" was shattered——

Wearing a furry hat with rabbit ears, Pei Tian bent over and stood beside Yin Yihan's seat, winking like waves, smiling obediently and sweetly, whispering to Yin Yihan: "Brother, can I sit at the same table with you? pinch it for you."

When he woke up, Pei Tian was horrified to find that a pair of long rabbit ears grew out of his head, and there was a little fluffy tail behind the PP!

Sudden awakening of the second attribute, Pei Tian found that he couldn't retract his ears and tail, unless he inhaled the same kind of smell every day...

But looking at the whole school, Pei Tian didn't find anyone who was not human.

Until one day, Pei Tian was in the bathroom, and accidentally saw a big gray, fluffy tail through the crack of the door!

Pei Tian was ecstatic, and was about to rush out, but found that the owner of the big tail turned his head away, and it turned out to be Yin Yihan, whom he disliked the most!

Start--

Yin Yihan raised his eyebrows, he didn't want to give Pei Tian a look, and his tone was extremely indifferent: "It's fine to be at the same table, as for the others, don't even think about it."

later--

Yin Yihan held Pei Tian firmly in his arms, with his big tail swinging back and forth, he kissed Pei Tian's rabbit ears until they turned red, his voice was full of lust, and he bewitched in a low voice: "Hey, give me another!" Pinch your ears so you can take two more breaths."

after that--

Sitting on the bed, Pei Tian was so angry that he threw the pillow, and agreed to just pinch his ears!Yin Yihan, a wolf with a big tail, has always lied to rabbits!