No feeding of soul gems

The inquisitive Soul Gem has learned a human slang today, which is called "the intestines are green with regret".

Tony's stunned state of being struck by lightning remained until the evening, so on Friday, he sorted out the brilliant record of the next-door cosmic superman on the damage list, and played it in a 360-degree stereo loop.Although Clark couldn't lift his head all night, he felt comfortable thinking about the more unlucky people when he was unlucky. Iron Man fell asleep thinking of Batman's name giggling.

It's not that Tony idolizes Batman like most Americans do, it's just that it's really hard to hold back a smile when the "neighbor kid" is unlucky.

The old Stark liked to talk about Bruce Wayne since he was a child. One year, Tony's lace news swept the major newspapers. Howard pointed to his nose and commented: "He is a brave and fearless fighter under the shell of a playboy. , Where is your playboy shell? A more self-exiled playboy."

The 15-year-old Master Stark just sneered at this.What the old man likes is uniqueness. It's fine to advocate a man wearing the Stars and Stripes all day long, but he even develops to use the characters in comics as examples.Bruce Wayne is just the wild imagination of a few cartoonists, including Superman. There is still such a society in this world who gives you a hammer, and you want to repay the fool of the society?

Wayne's family is in a miserable situation. Second, he is not as rich as he is, and third, he is not as handsome as him. He can't become a leader even if he forms an alliance to put all his family property in. He talks about the threat of superpowers and aliens all day long. Put all the members of the alliance on guard, oh yes, this old boy is still cheating, no matter whether the opponent is a normal person or a universe level, he seems to be able to forcefully join the battle.

In short, such a person does not exist at all.

At that time, Tony was still very young. He didn’t know that the moment of being slapped in the face was the most indispensable thing in life. When he recalled the past decades later, he realized that every comment back then seemed to be slapping himself—long When I grow up, I will be you.

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A few days later, Howard Stark temporarily moved into the new Avengers base for the experiment of the infinite gems, and he only carried a small suitcase with him.From this day on, the beard party among the residents of the base has grown stronger again.

"I know you." Vormir smiled not long after meeting him.Howard's soul has been in his hands for more than 20 years, and he still hasn't sunk into the realm of death. A strong sense of worry and responsibility is hanging on him like a sling, preventing him from truly sleeping.

Howard, unlike Loki, was not directly revived by the gem beside him.Due to the instability of the power of the gemstone, something went wrong during the resurrection, and a young version was created at once.But to be honest, this has reduced Vormir's resistance to resurrecting souls a lot-the way some creatures die is really not beautiful, and the way they are resurrected is also very unsightly.

Thinking of this, Soul Gem praised him again. "The space has changed so many holders, he said you are the smartest one."

In fact, the original words of the space are that I feel like I have nothing to wear in front of Stark.For this sentence, he was laughed at in the group for five years.

Howard's research on gemstones was helpful, but it was obvious that he preferred to stay with the five gems that did not change shape, and he always seemed stressed when he was with Vormir, which was similar to when everyone else started out.

"You can think of me as an artificial intelligence," Vormir complained, "don't you adapt well to Jarvis?"

Speaking of Jarvis, Tony had asked about it a long time ago, but Jarvis has no soul after all, so he can only rely on the two Starks to figure it out. .The Soul Gem knows that the number of souls in the universe is not constant. Jarvis didn't have time to give birth to a soul, but there is a illusion, but it is only faintly visible. Sometimes it can perceive a strong soul power, and sometimes it is empty.

In short, the more easy-going Vormir was, the more casual everyone gradually became, sometimes too casually.

"Your strength is weakening," Howard said one day after a routine test.

Vormir smiled noncommittally, without denying it.

Although the Infinity Stones have the highest power in multiple universes, the main universe will not change.Superman leaks in from the universe next door. Although his power will be suppressed by the universe system, his existence is equivalent to a virus in the system, which will have an impact on the power system of the universe.This situation will only intensify in the fusion of universes, until the two universes reach a balance, and the highest power bodies of both sides will return to their full glory.

"So what are you going to do?" Howard asked again.

Vormir thought for a while and said seriously, "I'm going to change jobs."

Since that day, there has been one more person in the training hall.At the beginning, when they said that they wanted to teach the Infinity Gem Body Technique, everyone refused. Didn't you see this guy slap down and destroy gold and jade?What if a person is broken due to poor control?After Superman came, this trouble was transferred to Superman.

However, because Dachao's fights have always been the stream of consciousness of punching the master to death, which is different from the technical flow of the captain, the winter soldier, and the black widow. Demonstration.

As they taught and taught, they discovered the problem.

So in the comics, I really don’t blame Superman for being hit all the time. The big guy in blue only has poor dodge at most, and Vormir is really zero dodge. Later, even Superman himself can’t stand it anymore.

He looked up to the sky and sighed, beat his chest and stamped his feet: "Left! Left! Why don't you hide!"

Vormir was puzzled: "You can't hurt me, why are you hiding?"

Clark asked back: "What if there is something in the universe that can hurt you?"

"The gem sense is dominated by me. Other gems may be able to hurt each other, but they can't hurt me. There is no longer anything that can hurt me." Vormir replied honestly, "It's you, you really don't think about hiding. A magic attack?"

The soul force just turned Superman into a giant Superman cat, and he even started licking his paws when he turned back.

"I want to hide too." Clark said angrily, "I don't know why I just can't dodge when the magic attack flies over."

In response, the trio of onlookers covered their faces in a unified posture.

When they returned to the lounge, they still had a sense of frustration that they didn't know what was going on, and they even became gentle to Peter Parker, who was usually ridiculed for his eyes not eyes and nose not nose.

Natasha went to the room on the third floor, and the rest of the men discussed what to drink.

Howard came out of the studio, grabbed a form, called Superman and asked a lot of questions.When he returned to the studio, he said: "I think there are still some discrepancies between Superman and the comics."

"Nonsense, isn't this obvious." Tony said bitterly, "Those people still wrote the captain as a god, and they didn't realize that the male god also wants to eat and shit." He glanced at Nakajima.

After taking the case and deciding to drink the juice, Steve was scrambling to match the formula downloaded from the Internet.Ba Jisheng relentlessly performed the ancient method of hand-squeezing orange juice, with joy written all over his face; Vormir, a lazy guy who rarely worked, stood opposite the water bucket and opened coconuts with his bare hands; Clark, who was still writing with one hand, was distracted and stopped by Make ice cubes with frozen breath.

Obviously, no matter how strong the power is, it will not benefit the culinary skills. Every time the team leader prepares the taste is very horrible. In line with the spirit of the times that can not be wasted, he always drinks the juice with a grin. I don’t know how many times he ran Toilet, finally completed a successful work.

"What do you know, Steve, this is life." Howard said coolly while calculating the equation in his head, "I said that at the time, and I still say that now, and look down on Wayne. Batman launched a Watchtower, how about you? When will you show me a space base?"

Tony said bluntly: "The watchtower thing has no scientific logic at all. It is an alliance without logic, which is different from us."

The little spider, who was sitting on the side of the detachable writing desk and biting the penholder, subconsciously continued: "But the captain's shield doesn't have any physical logic at all."

Vormir accidentally patted the coconut husk into powder.

Steve rinsed off the grapefruit juice flowing down his forearm, dried it with a towel, then moved a small stool to sit in front of Peter, and asked gently: "Aunt May thought you were a long-term intern at Stark Industries?" , since it is an internship, we have to be responsible for you. How is the homework assigned in school recently? Is there any difficulty? Otherwise, let Vision come up with some questions for you to do?" As he spoke, he tried to read Peter's homework Paper.

Someone stopped him, however.

"The subject he is doing now is mathematics." Bucky, who cleaned the metal arm and began to oil it, laughed and laughed, "What can you teach him with your mathematics grades?"

team leader:? ? ? ? ?

Tony pretended to be repairing the circuit, but actually kept his ears up to eavesdrop, and almost hit his hand with a hammer when he heard this.Howard immediately coughed.

Still thinking that the firepower was not strong enough, the long-haired Baki paused for a few seconds, and added: "Peter, you can do it yourself, don't imitate this guy, any outstanding cultural class results are shamelessly bragged to him by the officials, if you want It’s not because he failed mathematics that he wouldn’t become an art student.”

Steve Rodgers feels like he's being tested by the world today too.

However, he didn't know that compared to the more red test, this was just a drizzle.