No feeding of soul gems

Soul gems categorized their contacts.

One of them is called "every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite", which contains five other infinite gems; New friends pulled in; the last category is called "whoever falls in love and quits the group", which only has itself and Red Skull.

Resurrection Stone is the first administrator in the "naked/chat" group where vests are prohibited.

Resurrection Shi Qishi is a guy who can't give a fart when you are happy, but comes to make things worse when you are in pain. His greatest joy in life is to spread his gloom anytime, anywhere.

For example, when the artifacts discuss whose master is the most handsome, it remembers the owners it has brought; when the artifacts recall the good old days, it sighs that it is thousands of years old When the power rehearsal show performed its New Years Eve extravaganza, it performed The Walking Dead of Death Wizard Souls.

Everyone said that the soul gem is biased, because the only reason the resurrection stone can be an administrator is nepotism-it is the first netizen of the soul, and the first is always special.

Unlike the gloomy youth, Resurrection Stone's brothers, the Elder Wand and the Invisibility Cloak, are chatterboxes. The former likes to reminisce about the people he killed in the past, and the latter likes to reminisce about those he protected from his brothers.

The style of painting is generally like this.

——"I think I used Avada Kedavra to easily kill the Auror leader of the Magical Congress of America."

——"I think you passed by me six times back then and didn't know that the fugitive was hiding under my body."

Then they will talk about the favorite point of the three Deathly Hallows brothers: the story of the scar-headed boy fighting the devil.

Coincidentally, this happened again on Earth.

"Do you think I have to go to the earth to see?" Finally one day the soul gem asked the red skull after floating the two guys who jumped off to sacrifice.

The Red Skull has gained a lot of weight recently. If it weren't for the fact that the skull face has no place to grow flesh, he would probably have become an ancient bone.

Since the popularity of the Soul Gem's wide-ranging reputation has spread, more and more people have come from thousands of miles to hook up with it.In the beginning, Red Skull's tricks of "sacrificing oneself" and "sacrificing one's lover" were really tricky, but Soul Gem resolved the public relations crisis for itself by rescuing all the sacrifices tenaciously.

"Our artifact needs face," it said solemnly to the red skull who has no face at all, "do you know how many people and dogs are in the universe every day? Is my dignified infinite gem short of this food? No lack. You don't want it Call me black, make a mouthful of rumors, and run away to refute the rumors."

"Then why were you drooling when that Vulcan jumped down last time?" Red Skull sneered, feeling like he had been shot in the knee for some reason.

Soul Gem: ...because he looks really delicious.

But it can't lose face in front of its own employees, so it simply put on an expression of "I'm too lazy to tell you that we can't communicate with you at your level of education".

"I begged you to help revive my captain. I didn't bleed a lot for such a big wish, so you just rushed to help? Do you know that it's hard to do business that doesn't cooperate with me?" Red Skull swallowed a mouthful. Blood, accused angrily.

But he is really good-looking, how can he reject a good-looking person?

Shouldn't there be a little more tolerance and love for super delicate little cakes than for roadside gutter oil?

Spicy Chicken Red Skull, he is ugly and jealous of others.

Soul Gem pursed its lips and covered its ears.

If you don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures.

Half an hour later, when Red Skull finished his impassioned speech on "expanding business", when he looked back, he found that the realization of the soul gem had already closed his eyes and started surfing the Internet.

Red Skull: ... To be honest, very true, no jokes, no big words, one day I will smash this most hated gem in the universe!

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The "Pure Artifact Basic Love/Chat" group can read 99999+ messages a day, and Soul Gem had to hire a Soul Gem affected by the illusion's super analysis ability to sort out and integrate.

So the mind that has recently transformed from "this couple of dogs" to "how beautiful love is" became the second administrator of this group.

Its screen name was originally "Wanda is a little angel who sees stone and loves it". Later, it restored its real name under the compulsory requirements of the naked/chat group regulations, and cried a lot with its brother for this.

The Soul Gem has always faced these mentally handicapped brothers with the greatest indifference. To the heart's "you are ruthless, you are cruel, you are making trouble for no reason", it only replied "hehe".

In this regard, other group members expressed their joy.

Under the action of the group leader's strict adherence to the rules and the righteous killing of relatives, the members of the group grew rapidly, gathering many artifacts distributed all over the universe, and later even started to create their own news reports for soul push.

The content of the report involves the latest major and minor events in the universe, all-inclusive, and finally sent to the third administrator Lasso of Mantra for review.

The manuscripts reviewed by it generally look like this——

"Shocked! An old man in his [-]s beats a wealthy middle-aged businessman in the street in Siberia!" (Contributor Zhenjin Shield)

"The people of Asgardian watched in silence, and the people of Jotunheim shed tears, exposing the inside story of the first family of the Nine Realms." (Contributor Eternal Flame)

"People in 999 don't know that in order to restore the ratings of variety shows, Gao Tianzun actually——" (Contributor Melting the Scepter)

"A loyal man has been collecting scrap iron for decades, rain or shine, just to treat his wife's leg disease." (Contributor anonymous)

"The cosmic spiritual ball was stolen, and four thieves were caught fighting for the ownership of the spiritual ball." (Contributor Anonymous 1)

"The slicing devil invaded his body unintentionally, and the scarred boy died generously for love." (Contributor Invisibility Cloak)

... Soul Gem always feels that something is wrong, but since everyone is having a good time, it still pushes these news diligently every day.

Until one day, Space Gem came to submit a manuscript crying, saying that he had been ravaged/ravaged, and Real Lasso immediately sent the manuscript to Soul Gem after review.

It squatted on this year's Xianyu Mountain and took a closer look, only to see the title read:

"Shocked! In order to realize the childhood dream of an old farmer, a giant purple sweet potato essence would do this to innocent passers-by!"

The soul gem was silent for a moment, and contacted the space gem.

"Brother! Purple sweet potato extract strips my clothes!"

"..."

"This is my favorite piece of clothing!"

"..."

"He wants to put the six of us together on the glove, you have to think of a way, brother!"

"..."

"Daily and the mind that is stupid and sweet, the strength that is big and rough, the reality that the second disease and time that bitch look down and see me will go crazy! Brother! Help me, brother! You are my real brother!"

Before the Soul Gem, who was finally ready to speak, made a sound, the other four gems that were born together said in unison:

elder brother!

You are our brother too!

We also don't want to stay with this stinking idiot of space!

The Soul Gem, who felt a great responsibility, quietly finished the Stark Rock Hazelnut Ice Cream and Hulk Explosion Fudge from Red Skull, and decided to make a plan for himself.