No feeding of soul gems

The gem of time, AKA the magic tool for chasing dramas, made a sound of grievance on the chest of its owner, and the annoyed "Mr. Holmes" was determined to give a little color to his colleagues.

He flattened the slightly raised corners of his mouth, wiped away the urge to go back and debate, folded his hands in front of his chest, raised his chest, kept his eyes straight, and successfully fought the soul gem for 3 minutes and 16 seconds.

3 minutes and 16 seconds, a record breaking time.

If this got out, Tony would have sneered—"A solid 3 minutes and 16 seconds, wow, that's pretty cool, that's about as long as it takes Steve to take a shower, plus taking his clothes off and putting the retro Take off the boxer shorts, put on the retro boxer shorts, and put on the clothes.”

Then most of the alliance will be divided into two distinct factions because of this ingenious comparison, whether they are mocking Captain America or Doctor Strange. They once again united front, unanimously external.

The possibility of the above scenario happening is much higher than the possibility of this year's "The Most Popular Superhero in the World", but "Mr. Holmes" does not know, "Mr. Holmes" not only does not know, but is even very proud.

He consciously achieved an achievement that could change the course of human destiny. By the way, he gave a lesson to a certain boss who is superior to the domineering infinite boss. Going bare/topless has become a lot less obnoxious.

Three minutes and 16 seconds later, he touched the broken hair next to his ear seriously, turned his head and asked: "It is said that you can control all souls in the multiverse, and there are legends about you in every universe. In the place where you stay all year round, there will even be a microcosmic fusion point. Any individual can find you and send you a request, hoping that you will fulfill their wishes and charge a price. If I use the time stone to chase dramas for personal gain, don’t you Have you never used this kind of heaven-defying ability to seek personal gain?"

Vormir thought about it seriously, and he realized that he couldn't defend himself, unless he killed Red Skull, Loki, Rumlow and others together now.

In the early years, the Soul Gem also used cosmic radio.At this point, the power gem likes to say 'do you want power?Do you want to be above all people?Come find me'; reality gem likes to broadcast 'do you want to get rich overnight?Do you want to use money to light cigarettes?Come find me'; and he himself likes to broadcast "Is your girlfriend alive? Is your boyfriend alive? Come find me".

In addition to cosmic broadcasts, the Soul Gem also instructs the Red Skull to instruct the lizardmen to distribute leaflets everywhere, and lure/attract some pleasing cookies to the door every day.While sucking cookies, he and Red Skull engaged in soul-chasing dramas, listened to Red Skull's "slander" and opened the Soul Network, and developed the "Pure Artifact Basic Love Naked/Chat" group into a pan-universe cult/organization, Taking the resurrected master out as a carrot and dangling artifacts, I feel a little excited when I think about doing things for myself, ah no, I feel a little sinful.

It is a model of using power for personal gain, trading money for power, and corruption.

Vormir's expression became serious. He never thought that Strange was such a guessing player. He only suspected that it was Time, a [-]-year-old boy who betrayed him. To teach this guy how to be a younger brother, it is best to let the magic floating cloak hold a meeting for him in the group, and take it out as a negative example.

Time Stone: I am not, I am not, I am wronged.

It intends to defend itself, but the ability to charge for two hours and talk for 5 minutes limits its imagination, so it can only continue to emit a grievance on the owner's chest——

Then Strange stuffed the entire Eye of Agamotto into his clothes.

Time Gem:

Vormir: →_→

The supreme mage gave him a strange look, then looked at his front, and after making sure that there were no flaws, he whispered to his companion to come over, and said softly: "Did you hear what they were saying? I seem to have heard Tianqi's name just now. .”

The Soul Gem listened intently.

The entire holy city was full of civilians dressed in white, and from the fragments of words floating from all directions, they heard that the envoys of En Shaba Nu/ur had finished their final speeches.All is clear that the sacred ceremony will take place in a few days, when all the stellar activity and the water level of the Nile will converge into a force of unprecedented magnitude, which will entrust the omnipotent God to the throne and start the never-setting sun. rule.

Vormir scoffed at this argument, the never-ending rule is simply a giant flag that has been tried and tested, and in Strange's words, this crazy mutant is going to achieve the goal of immortality through some kind of evil ritual. "Maybe they have found a way to regenerate cells," he said, "The so-called mutants are actually cell mutations."

"Maybe he just learned magic." Vormir, who is familiar with the mage's past, bitterly said to him, "You know, the way the soul heals the body is the favorite of the ancient mage, and you hated it the most."

Strange flinched at the name. "You really don't have an iota of honor in your field of expertise as a soul gem, do you? Isn't soul healing the body something you should hold dear?"

Vormir's expression was blank for a few seconds, and then he pretended to be nonchalant.

All in all, all in all, no matter how much the time travelers put each other's legs back, now they have to face one of the most pressing problems.The time point positioned by the time gem is accurate. Judging from Black Adam's short memory of awe, he saw the apocalypse, established his faith, and reached the pinnacle of his life in the past few days, but the key is-they should take the initiative To squat to watch the apocalypse, or should we wait and see what happens?

Vormir threw out a half-baked suggestion: "Think about the Avengers, what would they do?"

"I wish I had brought Captain with me when I came here," Strange glanced down at him, "Captain Rogers can even use his power to resolve alliance members' questions about whether to eat French food, Italian food, Vietnamese food or Thai food Disagreement, making plans is a small thing for him. How do you say that? 'A man with big plans', 'the only man in the world who can command a three-year-old league', 'a man who is willing to leave the kitchen and order takeout for the sake of league harmony '."

"This man might slap a whole plate of General Tso's chicken in your face."

"At least he ordered Chinese food instead of Indian food, I've had enough of Indian takeout," Strange said quietly, "No kidding, I think the entire Indian restaurant in New York knows the address of the Avengers, They might even know that the cleaning staff at the base is allergic to peanuts. Can you believe it? The achievement of breaking up the alliance is only a few peanuts in the Indian takeaway. Once the cleaning staff collectively asks for leave, cleaning the entire base will kill most heroes. .”

"There is always a way to save a few centenarians from the tragic fate of cleaning to death."

"A way like 'Idiot'?"

"His name isn't 'Idiot', 'Stephanie', and the little clumsy hand 2.0 is still getting used to its body. Could it be that a robot vacuum will deliberately send itself under Natasha's exercise chair?"

"If it was made by Tony and had 'dumb' in the name."

"I'm sure Tony will come up with an idea, he wants to keep that IQ line chart on the kitchen refrigerator more than anyone else." The corner of Vormir's mouth twitched when he thought of that memory, "I can't believe that someone is so shameless as to be in the same This table lists Hawking, Edison, Tesla, Einstein, and Da Vinci, and marked it with colored pencils as "barely smart people except me", not to mention his recent frantic addition of Mandarin, Los Angeles, etc. Ki, Ultron, Zora and Thanos."

Strange also thought of the line chart that made the members of the base roll their eyes and Dr. Banner's conscience kept him awake at night. "I swear on my PhD, Tesla invented almost everything, but what did Tony invent? All the stuff that normal people can't afford and the 'Tony Stark is the best in the world' theory?"

"Wait," Vormir stretched out a hand to interrupt the suddenly irritable mage, and he looked at the other party's expression suspiciously, "Stephen, are you resenting Tony for taking back the vip entry for Beyoncé's concert for most of the alliance?" Is it that the tickets turned a blind eye to you?"

Strange: I'm not, I don't, I'm okay, I do.

"He left an entry ticket for Thor," said Doctor Strange indignantly, "and he even sent an entry ticket to the capital."

Vormir patted his companion on the shoulder reassuringly like in the movie, and said hesitantly: "On the bright side, I remember that you just destroyed a pair of his slippers because of the time gem getting out of control before the ticket delivery incident happened? At least He didn't bother you about the pair of shoes, and even complained in front of Pepper who brought the shoes that he couldn't find it to cover you up."

Strange pursed his lips and said quickly, "That's because I threw them into a different space at that time. Only God knows about this matter."

The two looked at each other, looked at each other again, looked at each other again, and both shuddered.

Vormir gasped and said sternly, "I think we should keep this secret in case Tony tries to kill us with his latest version of the Mark armor, or worse, with his Super Invincible Supreme Donut, Comments?"

"Opinion accepted."

They showed each other a smirk that was comparable to Bruce Wayne, and they were very satisfied with maintaining the friendship of the Plastic Alliance. They squeezed out of the bazaar from the frenzied crowd through difficulties and obstacles, and walked through the north-south side road to a Below the big statue.

Dozens of civilians with only white cloth around their waists were kneeling on the ground to inspect the ground of the central avenue inch by inch. The statue was too close to the avenue, and soon several people surrounded them, politely asking them to leave, not far away. There are also green-robed guards watching.

Aimless time travelers had to take another detour.

This path is not as quiet as it looks. There is a girl wearing a white turban standing in the middle of the path, holding a roughly woven basket in her hand, in which her father or other male relatives of the family have caught fish from the Nile River. salmon.

Seeing two people walking along the path, her eyes shifted left and right, and she lowered her head the moment she saw Vormir, staring at the salmon looking up at the sky, as if hesitating to speak.

Strange glanced at her, then looked again, and seemed to curse something in a low voice.He grabbed Vormir's arms with a kind of vigor and agility that legal players shouldn't have, and flew in from the corner in the middle of the path, leaving the girl behind with a few steps.

The Soul Gem looked back and asked, "What does this mean?"

Still holding his arm, Strange replied impatiently: "It means she might want to ask you if you would like to write to her mother."

Vormir was puzzled: "What does this mean?"

Strange raised his head and let out a frustrated voice, muttering to himself: "That's right, how can I expect you to understand this, how can I expect the soul gem to care about this. Emperor Weissand, the benevolent Emperor Weissand, the great Vissandi, Immortal Vissandra, why am I in a position where I have to explain the ancient Egyptian marriage customs to the Infinity Stones? But magic has a little mercy on me—"

"Stephen, you sound like T'Challa's mom."

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"There is also Magneto who called Wanda some time ago."

"Shut up." The supreme mage took a deep breath, "That girl has taken a fancy to you, so she wants to give you the salmon. I hope that if you are interested, you will consciously write to her mother to propose marriage, and then establish some kind of ceremonial intimacy, and then establish some kind of relationship. A physical intimacy and reproduction, if I hadn't pulled you away, she might have jumped on you and made your clothes weaker than Captain Kirk's, understand?"

Vormir frowned. "Is it my imagination or did you just make a joke about Star Trek?"

Strange asks incredulously, "Do I need to put Star Trek on my head to tell you what I'm kidding?"

"I just thought that now that Benedict Cumberbatch was in Star Trek, you'd avoid the franchise lest I find more opportunities to make fun of you."

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"By the way, I've met Jarhead Vulcan, he's such a sweetheart."

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"Stephen?"

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"Endless life, prosperity?"

"Shut up, Vormir, I mean it, shut up."