No feeding of soul gems

After Vision reluctantly worked as a light bulb for half a day, after Wanda took a few dozen photos as souvenirs, and after Jarvis finally gave out the address of the car key with Hawkeye's soft and hard palate, everyone in the base I can finally sit down together and have a long-distance talk about life with a long-legged nuclear/weapon.

When the largest nuclear/weapon application in the universe left the base for a long time, everyone initially rejected it.

In Tony's words, it's like letting open the door of Arkham to actively let the scarecrow out and hook up a poison ivy girl.Although everyone knows that Arkham can't lock these super criminals at all, and some of them can easily leave the madhouse, but it is completely different to seriously strengthen the control every day and finally be jailbroken and open the door to let them escape. .

Tony's theory was widely booed.

"If Vormir heard you compare him to a scarecrow, he might hang you upside down outside the balcony to make a second banner for the Avengers, or simply use soul power to turn your soul into a A dung beetle." Natasha said as she painted her nails.

"Or a croaking parrot," Clint said, counting the electronic arrows.

"Or a hamster that likes donuts," Bucky said, rubbing the metal arm.

"Thanks, that's really inspiring." Tony gave a smirk like a sticker, and the curve of the lip and the drooping curve of the corner of the eye looked like it was baked for half an hour but it was baked for two and a half hours gingerbread man.Even though everyone knows that Mr. Time Magazine Cover is experiencing a lull before a major outbreak at this moment, not to mention the adults who shut up in seconds, even a few small ones are sitting on the carpet with quail.

At this time, only Rogers, the saint benchmark, dared to speak.

Steve put the vibrating gold shield he had been polishing on his arm, sat upright, and said solemnly: "Vormir is our partner, not our prisoner, and not ours." Struggling to choose the right words in the thesaurus of the 40s.

"Assets?" Tony reminded, his eyebrows raised so high they almost flew to the back of his head.

"It's not an inside joke, is it?" Bucky rolled his eyes. "I thought we'd all agree that discriminatory terms like this were banned on base grounds? Did you sign the refrigerator agreement?"

"I hate donuts, and I hate hamsters, and I hate hamsters that eat donuts, Barnes." Tony continued to smirk.

Clint ignored Mr. Stark, and asked Mr. Barnes to himself: "You mean the agreement posted on the refrigerator?"

Bucky rolled his eyes even bigger: "Refrigerator—the agreement, the agreement pasted on the refrigerator, which of these two words do you not understand?"

Clint held up his hands in feigned surrender, rolled over from the carpet, and was about to run to the refrigerator.This time he didn't leave any room for the other heroes to laugh at him, fully proving the reason why Hawkeye is called Hawkeye, and he saw a few stacks of papers on the refrigerator under the whole box of peaches at a glance. "Who put the agreement in this damn place?"

"Jarvis?" Tony pouted.

Lao Jia: I am not, I am not, I am wronged.

But what can Lao Jia say?

What else can I do, what else can I do, not forgive you like a father (strike out) a son.

Lao Jia swallowed a mouthful of old blood betrayed by his master, kept the most perfect smile that the human body can make according to scientists, sat on the high stool, and then included "Send an electronic version of the refrigerator protocol to every hero" today's schedule

Back to the present, Tony cleared his throat heavily, and after attracting everyone's attention, he connected the Chimoyu beads in his hand and turned on the projection on the other end.

Almost in the first second when the projection first appeared, the entire base was silent.After about a lifetime, Natasha looked at the soul gem on the opposite side of the communication, and asked with a pleasant face: "Honey, please tell us that you are not involved in the five-year income-generating plan of the Holy of Holies in New York."

"Of course not," Vormir on the opposite side smiled immediately, "Stephen was just traveling with me and, you're too close, Mr. Stark, your nose is in the entire projection."

Tony's eyebrows really flew to the top of his head this time: "It's Stephen and Mr. Stark now? When we had dinner together last time, you still called him Strange and me Tony. This 'mage' is for you What magic? Please tell us you didn't go to any rainbow party, Vormir."

Vormir frowned: "What? The Rainbow Bridge was broken long ago, and Asgard disappeared long ago—"

Thor let out a loud sobbing and sniffling noise from a little stool by the bar, almost like a whale blowing a trumpet.

"——Sorry, Thor, I didn't mean it. After a while, I will bring reality to repair your Asgard. Please don't be sad." Vormir immediately added dryly.

"It's nothing," Thor began wiping tears from a small corner of his napkin. "You're so kind, Vormir, I can't thank you enough."

Soul Gem Heart said, did I send a good person card? Just as he was thinking, everyone focused on Thor who had lit up Hollywood skills at some point, seriously considering whether to remind him to pick it up and wipe his tears It's not a napkin, but one of Tony Stark's most beloved pocket squares.

Fortunately, Mr. Good Man Ka is ready to be a good man to the end, and he saved Thor's fate of transforming into a Mark armored power bank by changing the topic. "Three things. First, Stephen and I killed Black Adam in Metropolis. Although I don't think there is any problem with killing someone who broke into my room in the middle of the night, the Justice League still needs the League to come forward and explain."

"I originally wanted to ask how you killed Black Adam, who was able to have an anal confrontation with Superman, but after thinking about it, it seems that there is no need to ask anything. Although there is no objection to killing those evil guys on the spot, you have to admit that the universe next door The villains are still very entertaining, and at this rate, we will only see clowns in our memories." Clint, a DC fan, stared at the sky speechlessly.

"It reminds us once again that comics and reality are not the same." Natasha commented.

"Well, even if this is the case, how are we going to explain it to those no-killers?" Sam complained while nestling on the sofa, holding a large bag of yam tablets, "'Sorry, a villain from your universe suddenly broke into this place. Territory of the Infinity Stones, and then killed on the spot?'”

Tony withdrew his fierce stare at Thor, and said flatly: "There is no law that stipulates that it is illegal to kill the intruder. In view of the particularity of the intruder's identity and the previously signed information sharing agreement, we need to fulfill the obligation of notification, fulfill the It's over, and there is no question of explaining or not explaining."

Sam and Clint look at each other.

Steve seemed to have something to say, but Bucky pulled his arm vaguely and kept silent.

"The second thing, I can't perceive the soul of Black Adam, he uses a shielding method like some mutants. Also, we found his hiding place, and his notes show that he and a person named 'Apocalypse' There is a connection between the ancient mutants. So Stephen and I took a time travel and saw how it happened." Vormir gathered a little soul power at his fingertips, and pulled out the soul power like a magician pulling out a colorful handkerchief from his cuff. Stretching and stretching, the memory of this journey was finally performed in the air.

Through the holographic projection, this memory seemed a little unclear, but the Avengers still understood a lot. For a moment, the joke disappeared from the room, leaving only a vigilant silence.

"I think Apocalypse is amplifying the dark side of the target's heart by modifying the soul, polluting them, and enhancing their power." A few minutes later, Vormir further explained, "This method involves the soul level, which may be the shielding It's very difficult for me and for other people to deal with because of the reason I feel."

"Please, you are the soul gem, 'soul', 'gem'." Strange spoke suddenly.

Vormir turned back and gave him an elbow. "I know that the ancient master used the principle of programming to explain magic to you, and now I can explain it in this way. The modification of the soul level is like changing the program in a person's body from the source. Every programmer has his own My own ideas, my own creation. Those souls that I have modified myself, I can easily observe each step, so as to achieve reverse modification, but it takes a lot of time and energy to gain insight into other people’s modified souls.”

"But you are an infinity gem." Peter asked in a low voice, his big eyes were blank.

Vormir has always loved the little ones, and when he heard Peter's bewildered question, he immediately softened his tone and replied seriously: "That's right, baby in pajamas, there is no power that can compete with me in this respect. In comparison, of course I can easily dismantle and forcefully format them with my advantage in power, but the consequence of doing so is that these souls will become purer than babies, and when reflected in the human body, they will become mental/disabled."

There was another eerie silence.

After a long time, Tony hesitated and asked, "Is this a sarcasm or a statement?"

His words were like a signal, and the heroes who were a little tense just now squeezed out some lines of laughter.

"It's just a statement, Mister Stark, I'm not good at sarcasm." Vormir said maliciously, and then elbowed Strange in the waist who was muttering behind him, "but when it comes to sarcasm— I heard you compare me to the criminals in Arkham Prison?"

Strange, who was still rubbing his waist just now, suddenly fell silent, and even almost lowered his face.

"I didn't expect there to be such an informer in the base!" Tony yelled in disbelief, and died down when he met the other's eyes, "No, I mean how could I say that, Vormir, are you Our partner is my excellent collaborator in the experiment, and we all believe in you, just like we believe in ourselves."

Clint made a retched look behind his back.

"Then why did you overreact to me going out? Are you doubting me? Do you suspect that I will be bad for the earth?" Vormir lowered his face.

Tony:! ! ! ! !I was so scared that I hugged my only pink bunny slipper.

The look of shock on his face was so obvious that Steve, who had been watching from the sidelines, had to stand up and explain for him.Captain America played his great light and positive aperture, and said sincerely: "Of course not, Vormir, we have never doubted it like this. Tony, he is just"

"only?"

"It's just that I have deeper feelings for you than all of us." Bucky said without changing his expression.

"Yes!" Steve was amnesiac, "It's just that he loves you more, like—"

"—Just like Vision loves all of us, but especially loves Wanda." Clint said with a smile.

"Ah, I see," said Vormeer coldly. "Tony, do you mean you have some kind of extraordinarily deep affection for me?"

Tony's expression was distorted, and he didn't know how this topic flew to this road. Seeing an infinite gemstone staring at him with the death light of "Infinity Stone. With a voice like a gnat, he replied, "Yes."

After being stabbed six elbows, Strange finally broke through the big devil's blockade, and let out a gasp with complicated emotions.

Iron Man doesn't know why.

"Very good." Soul Gem smiled with satisfaction, as if breaking the ice, the flawless and handsome face immediately changed from being seen from a distance to dazzling, "Very good, great, Tony, I completely understand Got what you mean. Recorded it, Stephen? We'll use this recording to pay for travel if the deal falls through later. You don't want to fly to Pepper's mailbox with this recording tomorrow, do you, Tony? It's too shabby to always instruct the fifth child to make money."

Tony: ""

The Avengers present were all in a stage where they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Only one warrior laughed.

Under everyone's surprised eyes and Tony's shocked eyes, the humanoid Jarvis is wearing a three-piece suit very gentlemanly, sitting on a high stool very gentlemanly, and making a very gentlemanly voice that even Sheldon would call For the "creepy" laugh.