No feeding of soul gems

Steve Rogers never felt like a saint.

When he was a soldier, he was the same as his comrades in arms. Whenever he went to a new place, the first thing he learned was to swear/mother in the local language;

He also has selfish intentions, and will temporarily let go of responsibility for the only connection between himself and the past, or in other words, take on another responsibility;

On rare occasions, he would be complacent about little things, especially when he saw Tony's nose was about to crooked.

"It's not fair." Iron Man said with a stern face, "Who stipulated that the award must go to the one with the biggest breasts/buttocks, what about Starfleet? I, Tony Stark, the world Isn't the smartest person, the person who has ever been in space, entitled to award them?"

"I fully believe that the selection criteria of the fleet has nothing to do with physical conditions." Vormir said seriously, "What's more, I think the curvature of your butt is almost the same as Steve's."

Tony: EXM?Excuse me, old man, please say it again?

At this moment, he recalled the fear of being ruled by the eyes of the Soul Gem that wanted to eat people the day he first went to Wakanda.

Out of concern for the safety of his own butt, for the first time in half a month, he looked eagerly at Strange next to him.

However, the supreme mage who was banned from selling coffee at the base ignored him. Instead, he stared at the teapot in his hand and said indifferently: "I think there is nothing wrong with the choice of the fleet, but as far as I see in the future, we don't need it." Go to the door, and the son of the other side will come to us by himself."

Tony, who was offended by the first half of the sentence, straightened up from the sofa: "What do you mean?"

"They have to come to the base to find relatives." Vormir said inscrutably.

"Oh..." Tony said with a long voice, "I remembered that Thor's counterpart in the other universe is a captain, right?"

Thor, who was in Wakanda, suddenly sneezed for some reason.

To be reasonable, Thor also felt wronged.

On the day of the incident, he was traveling through the universe with Loki. This journey, dubbed by Valkyrie as a "honeymoon trip", has nothing to do with the honeymoon. Its purpose is too pure: to find the trace of Hela .

Holding different ideas, the god brothers agreed to find this powerful eldest sister to rebuild Asgard together. Even if it wasn't for her experience, just for her blood, they couldn't let her be left outside.

It happened that the Guardians of the Galaxy were on their way, so they went together.

In the end, before long, the spaceship jumped and almost collided with a round spaceship on the opposite side, scaring Rocket Raccoon into cursing in the cab.

The Guardians of the Galaxy have been patrolling the universe for many years, and this is the first time they have encountered a spaceship like this, making them all very vigilant, for fear of some new evil forces.

At Star-Lord's signal, Rocket Raccoon sent a signal to the ship.

They didn't make them wait too long, and the other party replied quickly——

"This is the Starship Enterprise, and I'm Captain James T. Kirk. We belong to the Interstellar Federation and have just completed a five-year exploration mission. Who am I talking to?"

"Ha!" Xingjue raised his eyebrows, very dissatisfied, "It's your favorite 'male voice' again."

Loki smiled lightly.

Thor pretended that he didn't hear anything, but the arc of his mouth exposed his heart.

And Gamora... Gamora didn't even bother to talk to him.

Since Gamora ignored him, probably no one on the entire ship ignored him.

Xingjue, who felt neglected, whimpered for a long time, then took off the communicator on the ship, and said in a low voice: "Here is... hey, whoever it is from the Federation, we are the Guardians of the Galaxy, and I am Captain Xingjue, I have never heard of this Interstellar Federation, where did you come from?"

Rocket Raccoon let out a low curse of dissatisfaction with the title "Captain".

There was an eerie silence on the other side.

Then, it seemed that the communication system was not completely shut down, and everyone heard the voice from the "Enterprise Account"——

"Star-Lord? Star-Lord? Spock, old bone, is my ear broken or the other side said he is really Star-Lord? That Star-Lord?"

"I'm hoping it's your deaf ears at last, but since we've all heard it, I'm afraid your organs are still intact."

"The appearance of a comic book character is illogical."

"But... Captain... Sir... What are you talking about, hasn't the Federation cooperated with the Guardians of the Galaxy?"

"Chekhov? Are you dreaming?"

"I'm telling the truth, Captain! Wait a moment, I'll take out the navigation manual... You see, this page shows the appearance of the opponent's spaceship and the characteristics of all the team members, marking it as a friendly target."

"Spock, come help me, I feel like I'm dreaming."

"Given that you are now fully awake, it is illogical to suspect that you are dreaming, Jim. In addition, based on the abnormalities on board, I have reason to suspect that this is another wormhole accident similar to the previous..."

"Wormhole to M's universe? You kill me... wait, you turn over the navigation manual... turn over... what is this? Hmm? All starships must obey each other unconditionally when they meet the Green Lantern patrol Routine inspection? Green Lantern?!"

There was chaos on the starship.

The heroes on the spaceship here are quietly... listening to the corner, exchanging glances with each other.

"I think I understand it." Loki, who was pouring juice in the back cabin of the spaceship, said first.

"IamGroot." Groot said approvingly.

"Oh, damn," Star-Lord concluded on behalf of everyone, "This is another so-called cosmic fusion accident. Stark and the others warned us that this kind of thing might happen."

"That's right," Drax rants, "just when you think getting stopped by a Green Lantern team on a high-speed jump is fucked enough, there's something much more fucking than that that can happen."

"Okay, okay, why don't we think about what to do, is everyone pretending nothing happened or what?" Rocket Raccoon rolled his eyes.

"I think we can pretend we didn't see each other, as long as we fly away... What is this? The video communication signal they sent?" Quill stared at the screen, "Do you want to answer it?"

He looked at the people behind him.

Almost everyone remained silent tacitly.

Quill could only whisper softly, adjust his facial expression, and press the answer button.

As soon as he got through the communication, he immediately felt 12 regrets.

If Thor is already considered a super male god, the blond boy opposite is simply a lady nemesis.

He was stunned to watch Gamora's face change from indifference to motherly love. He was stunned to find that there was a "Gamora" standing on the opposite bridge, and then found that the kid opposite looked even more stunned than him.

The captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the quick-witted Peter Quill, looked at the opposite crew with his mouth wide open in a clone-seeing expression, and shouted:

"daughter in law?"

And the captain of the USS Enterprise, the heroic James Kirk, looked at Thor who was about to take the cup with his mouth wide open with an expression of seeing a dinosaur, and shouted:

"dad?"

Swear to God Loki sprayed half a glass of juice all over his brother's face.

That's why Raytheon pretends the phone is busy when it gets a call from the base.

Stark, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, came to "invite" him back to the base several times, but the prince of the Nine Realms was unmoved, fully understanding what his usually serious teammates were thinking.

Finally, it was Loki who answered the phone.

Since returning to the earth from the universe, the smile on the evil god's face has never stopped. He smiled so happily that a few more creases appeared at the corners of his eyes.

Seeing him pick up the phone, the other end complained for a while, and then said his intentions as usual.

With his standard "Iron Man has a plan to rip you off and Iron Man is going to say it now" look, Tony beams and explains why they're here:

Superman and the captain have successfully presented the awards to the Enterprise that completed the mission, and at the banquet afterwards, the members of the bridge team proposed to pay a friendly visit to the Justice League and the Avengers. The hospitable and upright Wei The Guangzheng Group agreed without hesitation.

"The First League is coming too. You're one of us, Thor," Iron Man pretended to be serious, "and you, Loki, as much as you don't want to admit it, you've been useful in the Thanos War, and you've been doing well lately , Barely counted/good, you should all go back to the base to receive them together."

"Thanks, old friend," Thor said with a smirk learned from Earth, "but I'm most busy rebuilding Asgard, so I'm afraid I won't be free."

"He's lying," Loki said, "Hela hasn't been found yet, and there is still a little problem with Asgard's site selection. The previous base of Asgard was destroyed. I don't know if it can be rebuilt. Now it can be said that When it's emptiest."

Thor glared at his brother.

Loki gave a more standard smirk than his.

"Great," Iron Man said cheerfully, "I can't imagine a day when I'll have to say this, but well done, Rocky!"

The god brothers who "destroyed each other" returned to the base in "Looking at each other and hating each other", and the news of the other party's arrival came within two days.

There is no way, the starship usually gives the crew a period of time off when they are moored, and the ability to come so quickly is already the result of the other party's anxiety.

I thought it would be difficult to gather members of the Justice League, but I don’t know why, these legendary characters came earlier than the other party, and Aquaman and The Flash showed... gossip eyes on their faces?

Tony gasped in amazement.

When the three parties finally met, he realized that sometimes bringing everyone together is a good thing, and sometimes bringing everyone together can cause great trouble.

There was chaos at the scene.

Thor and Loki were shocked: "Executioner?!"

Everyone in Zhenglian was also shocked: "Steve Trevor?!"

The bridge team of the Enterprise was even more shocked: "Two Khans?!"

Holmes and Strange, who were already used to each other's existence, looked at each other, and Qi Qi felt something bad.

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I'm thinking of wearing Middle Earth, I guess I'd be happy to die, flying all over the world with people everyone knows