No feeding of soul gems

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After this post was sent out, the chat group was silent for a moment, and then the number of unread messages increased like an explosion.

Resurrection Stone: "Merlin's suspender stockings that have not been washed for 1000 years, why did you come to the earth!"

Kryptonite Spear: "When you see a man who runs fast, remember to dodge. When you see a man in a green plastic uniform, remember to dodge. When you see a man with a harpoon, remember to dodge. When you see a man who used to have hair and then became bald, remember to dodge. The most important thing is, if you see a bat-like man like my master, remember to avoid him."

Red split lightsaber: "I haven't been there, I don't know, I will ask my master to ask Hux Ginger to check the star map, and may the force be with you."

Super Soldier Serum Special Radiation Apparatus: "Everyone in other universes is fucked up, and we don't even look at whose home this is. Let us MCU talk first! If you have difficulty finding Stark, if you have difficulty finding Stark, if you have difficulty finding Stark Tucker, say the important thing three times! Please revive my master who has been turned into ashes, Old Stark, thank you!"

Vormir resisted the urge to hold his forehead and pulled it down at a glance. However, after a short time, an administrator jumped out and "muted the whole group for 10 minutes", and then frantically swiped the screen, "Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother !elder brother!"

"Don't 'brother' me, are you a pigeon?" He scolded with a smile.

The Mind Gem who had been trained didn't think it was a pest, and still said affectionately: "Brother, you have come to Earth!"

"Where are you?" Vormir poked it privately.

At the beginning, the vigilant mind still yelled "What do you want, I warn you that I am not the kind of hot chicken who sells the seller for glory", and waited for the soul gem to threaten "If you don't sell it now, there will be no owner at all in the future, and don't even think about seeing you again After arriving at Wanda", it honestly reported the place name.

Edinburgh.

Now comes the problem.

A melee mage who specializes in illusion, a collector who knows nothing but spitting bubbles, an ancient villain with only a mouthful of combat power, and a gem that can't act alone, how to run from New York's Central Park to across the ocean to the Scottish capital.Fortunately, all the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were teleported back to their spaceships, otherwise it would not be four people looking at each other, but seven people summoning the dragon.

"Maybe go buy a plane ticket now?" After a while, Red Skull asked tentatively.

""

"Why don't you think about this one first?" Loki shook the collector on his lap.

"Find a place to leave him. When the time comes, I'll publish a notice about the recovery of abducted/trafficked children in the universe, and let Gao Tianzun lead them." Vormir said with a lack of interest.

Loki is really embarrassed to say that Gao Tianzun may be tired of dealing with Saka's revolution and cannot come.

After getting the reality gem they can always jump on the spaceship and escape, but first of all no one expected Thanos to come so fast, and second even after the bodyguards were pulled/out of the ground, the collector still kept the bubble fish sticky In this state, the evil god's spell didn't have much effect on the old guy of this level, so that he couldn't tear it off in the end, and bumped into Thanos face to face.

Loki kept raising his legs, and finally couldn't help complaining: "You really can't get rid of it? Could it be that you used the wrong skill at that time?"

"I know my own strength, it's impossible," Vormir retorted subconsciously, and then shut his mouth abruptly.

He took the Reality Gem out of his pocket and narrowed his eyes.

"Tell me, kid, what did you do?"

[Who told him to disgust me with all kinds of collections every day, it will be fine after a while. 】

In the second year after Ether was sent to Norwell for retreat, it once briefly saw a brother.At that time, the Power Stone was brought to collectors by the Guardians of the Galaxy, using his stage name "Cosmic Orb".The two guys who use the stage name reunited after a long absence, and Ether is happy that at least Lao Jiu has a brother in confinement with him. Two is better than one. It's hard for me and everyone.Unexpectedly, the maid, Karina, wanted to make a big death, and even molested her second brother. The collector had to replace Karina again, and the girl's fate was really miserable.

The 138 billion-year-old power gem of the maternal solo blasted the entire collection room to pieces.

The key is to blow up, and I forgot to blow up the small collection room in the confinement of reality.

Negative Ratings.

"Restore him quickly, or I'll beat you." Vormir held the gemstone in front of his eyes, so scared that the red light of the gemstone shrank back.But the hardened Reality Gem won't give up—

[What scene have I never seen before, would I be afraid of being beaten? 】

"Are you going to do it?"

[Don't do it! 】

"If you don't do it, I will let you go to the sky and the sun side by side with time, when the two sweater chains, one red and one green, just change."

【oops!I have a headache!Brother, you must have smashed me into a concussion!lose money! qaq]

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Vormir took a deep breath.

He fumbled to put the reality back into his pocket, and silently recited the words that he had read more than 100 trillion times in the past 100 billion years to comfort himself.

The eldest brother is like a father, the eldest brother is like a father, and the eldest brother is like a father.

Father's love is like a mountain, father's love is like a mountain, father's love is like a mountain.

Almost half of the makeup on Collector's face had been applied to Loki's leather pants, and the evil god's endurance had basically reached its limit. He made the last attempt to tear Collector off his body, and after failing Ce Ce said: "Why don't you just cut him" by comparing him to cutting his throat.

"It's useless, Tiwan is immortal." Vormir looked up at the sky, "It's another moth made by my business-robbing colleague, the goddess of death. Not only does she like to bet, she pardons a certain soul when she loses a bet, and she especially likes to gamble. I would curse anyone I hate, to live forever. Bubblefish is a cuddler, which means that one of the three of us must have to take him around."

"Why don't you throw him to the Hydra base?" Red Skull, who was watching, suggested.

Loki and Vormir looked at Red Skull at the same time.

"Can you still control Hydra?" Loki blurted out.

"You can try to get in touch," Vormir said. He thought for a while and spread his palms, "but I have to take back your soul perception to prevent some unpleasant things from happening on Earth."

The Red Skull, who was forbidden by Gems to observe major events on Earth, and occasionally heard gossip from Gems, did not know that since the Helicarrier incident, S.H.I.E.L.D. has been disbanded, and Hydra has basically become a mess.However, because the soul gem is a soul gem, of course it will not directly say "the black-hearted enterprise Hydra has closed down", but instead encourages its younger brother to go back to his hometown to visit relatives with a full face of expectation, and by the way brings the obstructive collector with him. Go together.

This look obviously greatly satisfied the self-esteem of the Red Skull. The excited ancient villain didn't even struggle for a long time before letting the collector hold his arm and embarked on a journey to find his relatives.

Loki waited for him to walk away before speaking: "Don't be too disgusted, the Red Skull is also useful."

Vormir looked up, surprised.

"Where are you going? I'm just worried that it will be awkward when I meet the Avengers. You have nepotism, but he doesn't."

Rocky Relationship Odinson:

Vormir gave him another strange look before he concentrated on feeling the whereabouts of the Time Stone.

The special induction between the infinite gems can sense that the time has just been activated, and the position is not far away.Ignoring the mind gem who was frantically swiping the screen in the group saying that he was "eccentric", "eccentric" and "eccentric", he patted the evil god who felt awkward and silent: "If you go to the time gem first according to the plan, you know that the supreme mage lives where?"

Are you asking about the long face in the red cape?

Thinking of the embarrassing encounter he had with Strange last time, Loki had the urge to say he didn't know.He gave himself a long time to build his mind before answering: "117a Brick Street, Greenwich Village."

Soon after, they got into a taxi.

The driver of the taxi was a chubby uncle. After greeting the two customers, he glanced in the rearview mirror from time to time.After glancing around like this for a few minutes, he mustered up the courage to ask, "Are you guys going to the Comic Con? You cosplay that Locke? Rosh? Right?"

Vormir: "Pfft!"

"Luo Shi" swallowed the "ants" that had soared to his mouth, and then showed an awkward yet polite smile.

This smile seemed to answer the question. The fat uncle followed up with the conversation about mental health very familiarly, and taught young people not to be addicted to villain idols.

Loki's face turned green.

When he was about to drive to the destination, his face turned greener, because Vormir suddenly thought of something, and asked in a low voice, "Did you bring any money?"

"No," he replied in the same low voice, "Have you brought any money?"

of course not.

They sat in the taxi in silence for a while, watching the scenery on the side of the street whizzing back.

1 minute later.

Vormir: "Do you think the Sorcerer Supreme carries money?"

Loki: "Maybe."

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The gate of the Holy of Holies in New York was still pitch-black. After getting off the car, the two explained the situation to the driver. The reasonable and fat uncle was too addicted to educating the "junior people", and he told them to go back quickly.

Loki went up the steps to knock on the door, and soon someone opened the door. Seeing who it was, he almost slammed the door on the third princess's tall nose.

Vormir locked the gate, and the two squeezed into the Holy of Holies together.

"Loki! It's you!"

Dr. Banner walks backwards and growls.

The evil spirit glanced into the room. Two mages holding magic hands, a fully armed Iron Man, and Dr. Banner, who was still wearing casual clothes and glasses, were all alive.

Tony Stark raised his right hand flat, showing that he glanced at Loki, and then turned to Vormir: "Are you Thanos?"

For the second time today, the soul gem seriously confirmed that it was orange and not purple.

"I'm Vormir." Then he said, "I came to Earth to find relatives, and help you deal with Thanos by the way."

None of the four earthlings present seemed to believe this nonsense.

"But before that I have a question," Vormir continued.

"What's your question?" Strange asked cautiously, still maintaining his magic gesture.

Loki started pretending to look around.

"Do you have any money?" Vormir said then, "Loki and I took a taxi and we haven't paid yet."