Straight man binds the green tea system after wearing a book

"Gu Zhihe? Gu Zhihe!" A sharp female voice sounded, and immediately after, Gu Zhihe felt something hit her face.

Papers were flying all over the office, Gu Zhihe was a little dazed, he reached out and grabbed a piece of paper in front of him, just as he was about to see what was written on the paper, he heard that sharp girl rang again: "Gu Zhihe , do you not understand human language? Get out of here."

Gu Zhihe was about to stand up and go out, but felt a sharp pain in his knee.

Without saying a word, he gritted his teeth and walked out directly.

After 10 minutes, Gu Zhihe struggled to move to the sunlight.

After leaving this building, there is a basketball court opposite Gu Zhihe.He leaned on the wall with difficulty and sat down in the stands next to the basketball court, looking down to check the injury on his leg.

Pulling up the shorts, Gu Zhihe felt a little unbelievable when he saw that his knees had swollen to almost twice their size.

What made him even more incredible was the teenagers playing on the basketball court.

He clearly remembered that he was playing an important qualifying round, but all this seemed to be on a university campus?

Gu Zhihe lightly touched his swollen knee, and took a deep breath.

His knee is like this, why is he still staying outside?

"Congratulations to the host for successfully awakening self-awareness, the system binding has been completed." A voice suddenly sounded in Gu Zhihe's mind, which startled Gu Zhihe.

He subconsciously glanced at those people playing on the basketball court, and found that those people seemed to have not noticed the movement here at all.

"Don't worry, Master Host, you don't have to worry about being discovered by others. If you want me to know something, you can also express your thoughts directly in your mind." The voice of the system sounded at the right time, and said to Gu Zhihe.

"Then I...what's the situation now?"

"You're already dead." The system seemed to have detected the circumstances of Gu Zhihe's death, and when he opened his mouth again, his tone was a little disgusted, "This is the first time I've seen a host who died suddenly because of playing games..."

"But please rest assured, as long as you complete the mission well, you will be able to survive in this world."

The system's voice also had a hint of a smile on it.

"What mission?" Gu Zhihe asked.

"That's right, my full name is 'Green Tea System', that is to say, my energy depends on you talking with others about tea, so as to obtain green tea energy and maintain your life." The voice of the system It rang again.

"'Tea Talk Tea Talk'? What is that?" Gu Zhihe was a little dazed.

Forgive Gu Zhihe who has been a straight man for more than 20 years, and has never heard of this word at all.

"It's just..." The system wanted to explain with a smile at one moment, and almost screamed at the next moment, "You don't know what tea words mean?"

"Hmm..." Gu Zhihe nodded, not understanding what the system was talking about.

The system fell silent immediately, and went to the background to check the binding situation.

After 10 minutes of testing, the system finally came to a conclusion.

Its one-in-a-thousand-mile host turned out to be a straight man.

It's still the same kind, the nerve is thicker than the tank, and the sensitivity to green tea is basically zero, even if others are angry at him, he can't hear that kind of thing at all.

The system chief took a deep breath, trying to calm his boiling blood pressure, and then said to Gu Zhihe: "Master host, let's understand the background of the story first."

After speaking, a book was placed in front of Gu Zhihe.

Gu Zhihe lowered his head and flipped through the book.

That book seems to be an e-sports novel in the style of ancient times.

The protagonist is called Qin Boyu, who is a member of the e-sports club of Shaoqian University.

In the original text, he was originally a member of the e-sports club, but because he was good at the middle unit, he just collided with the president, so even though his skills were indeed much better than the president, he was pushed out.

But also because of this, several people who had a good relationship with the president also had some opinions on the president, and after that, they directly quit the e-sports club.

In the end, the e-sports club of Shaoqian University was almost eliminated in the college student league. It was the president who took the blame and resigned, and the other vice presidents came to invite Qin Boyu to continue the competition. Finally, he won the championship and was invited to join the then-hot club after graduation. e-sports club.

And the protagonist of this article is talking with Shen Cong from Gu Zhihe's school.

Compared with Qin Boyu, his life seems much more ordinary. Since entering university, he has entered the e-sports club step by step and became the top laner in the e-sports club.After the sophomore president quit the club, he took over the position of president.

Moreover, while his strength is indeed convincing, his personality is also quite mean and indifferent.

Although some people do not like him because of his personality, but this does not hinder his personal charm.

The role played by Gu Zhihe is an inconspicuous cannon fodder in this article.

This person was originally a member of the animation club, but then he joined the e-sports club without knowing what he thought.

In the original article, Gu Zhihe didn't like playing games at all. He once tried to play two games because of the training of the e-sports club at that time. As a result, the consumption of food in the cafeteria dropped by more than half, and he was ridiculed to the point of being ashamed of others.

Apart from the food, Gu Zhihe was obsessed with Shen Congtan.

He was bumped into confessing to Shen Congtan, but Shen Congtan directly rejected him.After that, Gu Zhihe dropped out of school directly and never appeared in school again.

After Shen Congtan got together with Qin Boyu, he once met Gu Zhihe at a reception.

At that time, Gu Zhihe seemed to have become a plaything of a certain rich man, and when he saw them, he also acted nonchalantly.

Gu Zhihe was startled when he saw the word Danmei.

Seeing Gu Zhihe's ending in the original text, Gu Zhihe almost dislocated his jaw: "Isn't it... am I so miserable?"

A straight man becomes a plaything of other rich men, this ending is a bit too tragic.

It really is cannon fodder.

Seeing that Gu Zhihe put all his attention on his ending, the system said heartbroken: "Do you want to care about your ending? No, you should care about your character design!"

"In the original text, Gu Zhihe is a little green tea! Are you green tea?"

"I'm not." Although he didn't know what green tea meant, but Gu Zhihe subconsciously knew that this must be a bad word, and planned to wait for a while.

The system could see Gu Zhihe's thoughts, and felt a mouthful of engine oil in its throat. It tried to calm itself down, and gave Gu Zhihe another book, and said ruthlessly, "I'll give you three 10-minute books. Time, you memorize all the contents of this book."

Gu Zhihe had no choice but to lower his head and take the book.

But the more he read the contents of the book, the more strange he felt.

"This... Isn't this a collection of speaking skills with high EQ?" He even sounded a little confused.

"What high EQ speech?" The system's voice was trembling imperceptibly.

"It's what I learned before, a collection of speeches with high EQ." As a straight man of steel, Gu Zhihe has always known that his speech is not very pleasant. The content is memorized.

It's just that he belched before he could use it.

Unexpectedly, in this world, you can still use the contents of that book to survive?

Thinking of this, Gu Zhihe directly closed the book.

"Why are you going?" The system looked at Gu Zhihe and asked.

"Of course, let's try to see if the speech with high EQ is effective." Gu Zhihe said, stood up with a limp, and walked towards the e-sports club.

The node he passed through happened to be the time when the club began to recruit new members in the first semester of the sophomore year.

Gu Zhihe has no other hobbies, but is very interested in games.It's just that with his family conditions, he probably couldn't afford a computer.

If you want to get addicted to games, you can only join the e-sports club.

The e-sports club of Suming University is definitely the richest existence among the nearby universities.Shen Congtan's family was originally in the electronic business. After Shen Congtan became the chairman of the e-sports club, he moved more than 20 discarded prototypes from his home to the club activity room of the e-sports club as their usual training place. use.

Therefore, if Gu Zhihe wants to touch the computer, he can only go to the e-sports club first.

When we got near the recruiting point, there were already many people there.

With the help of the system, Gu Zhihe found the booth of the e-sports club, and said to the senior sister sitting in front of the booth: "Sister, can I trouble you to give me a registration form?"

That senior sister suddenly raised her head and saw Gu Zhihe, her eyes were full of sarcasm: "Oh, isn't this the little fan boy of our president? Do you know which company's game League of Legends is? You are about to join the e-sports club ?”

Gu Zhihe didn't know how he offended this senior sister.But he knew that at this time, he was going to rely on "high EQ quotations", so he just bit his lip and said softly: "Of course I am not as good at fighting as senior sister. Senior sister is smart, as long as you practice casually, you can get it." I got a good grade, but I have to study hard, is it true that I can't compare with my senior sister in this life?"

Gu Zhihe's eyebrows were originally thin, when she bit her lips and raised her brows, her eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of sadness, and she looked very helpless.

When Qiu Jue heard Gu Zhihe's words, his nose was almost smoking with anger.

Is he mocking himself for being ignorant and knowing how to play games every day?

She took out one from the registration form, patted it on the table, and said coldly to Gu Zhihe: "Okay, let's fill it out."

Her voice was obviously a bit cold, but Gu Zhihe didn't hear it at all. Instead, she thought that it was because she could speak that Qiu Jue was willing to let him join the e-sports club.

While filling out the form, he thought happily: "Is this why people with high EQ are always good? I love it."

The system was frustrated for an hour because Gu Zhihe didn't know what green tea was.He had just received the green tea energy, and was excited to tell Gu Zhihe that he had successfully completed the task, but he heard Gu Zhihe's words.

It was silent for a long time, and then said to Gu Zhihe who was happily filling out the form: "Just as long as you are happy."

The author has something to say: open a new hole!

There is a little bit of game play, but if you don't understand it, it won't affect the viewing.

Chimi.

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