my husband is a ghost

"Master, there are no goddamn ghosts in this world. It's really a crime to let us out at such a late hour! You can't get a penny unless you beat him hard." Got up and down, and stopped at the gate of Sunshine Community.

At this time, it was dark, and only a few lights were on in the community, like quiet tombs.

"Shhhh..." Master mysteriously put his hand to his lips, signaling him not to speak.

"Huh? Master?"

Master grinned, "Even if there are ghosts, no one is afraid of them!"

The apprentice gave a thumbs up, "Master is brilliant!"

"Then is the master still saying the same thing as last time this time, just saying that Feng Shui here is not good, and ask him to adjust the bed and buy us a few sticks of incense?"

The master shook his head, and the fat on his face swayed, "You can't always use this set of rhetoric, why don't you know how to use it flexibly after following the master? This job should be two words: mysterious. Anyway, believers are confident, no matter you He believes everything he says, so you don’t want to say anything, just say so negatively, see some female ghost or something, let him believe it, and then prescribe the right medicine. At this time, you use his words, usually because of psychological problems People in the shadows always feel that they have seen a ghost, and if we guide them appropriately according to his words, the ghost will naturally disappear, right?"

"Wow! Master is amazing! He also understands psychology!" The apprentice worshiped, and the master squeezed his shoulders and beat his back, wishing he could learn everything this old guy knew so that he could start his own family.

"Your master, I majored in psychology when I was in college. This thing is similar to holding ghosts. Basically, if you have ghosts in your heart, you will see ghosts..."

While listening, the apprentice suddenly felt something touching his neck, like the touch of hair.He stretched his hand into his neck to fish it out, and he caught a large handful of jet-black hair, which was endless, and he couldn't pull it off!Gradually, strands of hair stretched out of his mouth like thin snakes, crawling down his throat, he could no longer make any sound, and stretched out his hand to Master in horror...

Master Zhang was walking and talking when he suddenly lost his disciple's voice.He looked back, and was suddenly too frightened by the scene in front of him to walk.

I saw a bloody female ghost hanging on the top of the apprentice's head. Her long black hair was scattered, and the long hair wrapped the entire head of the apprentice in layers, like a spider making a cocoon... The blood-red lips came from The hair was exposed, like a blood-stained crimson.Sensing that someone was staring at her, she raised her head suddenly, and met Master Zhang's eyes with melting eyes.

I don't know if the eyes were burnt alive by the spray gun, and the radial slurry was sprayed around the eye sockets, and the whole face was covered with meridians, like an ugly peanut shell.

"Ah! Ghost!!" Master Zhang was trembling all over, dizzy with fright, frightened and attacked him like crazy bullets, he turned around and ran at an incredible speed, like a piece of fat that could slide.

The whole neighborhood instantly returned to silence.

***

Chi Yuan sat on the sofa and waited for Master Zhang, with a look of terror in his eyes, he made several phone calls, why didn't he come.

And the courier box on the table, which he has never dared to open, now looks like a blank eye, watching him all the time.

"Ding dong!" Someone rang the doorbell.

Chi Yuan was startled, as if awakened from a dream, his gaze seemed to have just returned from a distant place, and he hurried to open the door.

Master Zhang must be here!His reborn parents are coming to save him!

The door lock was opened with a rattling sound, and before he could pull it open, he felt a biting cold wind blowing on his face.

No one is outside the door.

Chi Yuan wrapped the sweater collar tightly, and tentatively called out twice: "Master Zhang?"

At this time, the wind had stopped, and the entire corridor was as quiet as a dead silence. The sound of dripping water dripping from nowhere on the ground seemed particularly ear-piercing in this extremely quiet space.The gloomy lights emit a dark green light, and fluctuate slightly with the instability of the voltage. The end of the corridor is pitch black, as if leading to the depths of an unknown hell.

Suddenly there was a cold wind blowing by his ears, and Chi Yuan shuddered for a while, his hair stood up coldly as if possessed by a demon, he turned his head... and instantly met a blue-gray lifeless face!

"what!!"

What is in front of me is not Master Zhang, but the ghost doctor who came to marry him!Chi Yuan was stunned for a moment, took a short and convulsive breath, and stopped as if rooted.An astonishing roar erupted, "Ghost!!"

"Call me to fuck you again." The ghost doctor stretched out his slender blue-gray hands, with a confident smile on his lips, "I'm here for the appointment, are you ready?"

The powerful arm passed straight through the man's arm, and the arm slightly bent and threw the man onto the shoulder.

"Brother Ghost!" Chi Yuan knelt down on the ground with a puff, "Please don't play with me, please, I'm really just a small commoner, I don't have what you want...I'll burn whatever you want, okay? good……"

"Burn yourself to me." The ghost doctor looked at him with lowered eyes, his extremely long eyelashes casting a shadow.He didn't wear glasses today, he looked a little less refined and a little more ruffian.

"Brother Ghost..." Chi Yuan knelt down on his knees with a plop, his face full of sincerity and fear.

Lu Zhengyu smiled, held up Chi Yuan's chin and rubbed it carefully, his tone was indescribably ambiguous, "Call your name."

"Lu... Lu Zhengyu, Lu Ouba, I beg you, please let me go!"

"Why should I let you go, you broke the contract first, and now you pretend to be innocent with me?" Lu Zhengyu laughed out loud, and his sinister laughter echoed several times.

"But that's what you said, how can you be sure that I'm the person you're looking for, besides..." Chi Yuan carefully looked at Lu Zhengyu's face, and muttered: "Even if it's the person you're looking for, That's all from my previous life, so it's none of my business..."

"The debts from the previous life will be repaid in this life." Lu Zhengyu's face suddenly sank, and he pressed his fingers hard, and two red marks immediately appeared on Chi Yuan's face.

"Brother! Speak up if you have something to say!"

Chi Yuan admits defeat, "Then what do you want..."

"Marry me."

"What about after getting married?"

A mysterious smile appeared on Lu Zhengyu's face, "Of course I will leave when I get married."

"Okay! It's a deal!" For a better tomorrow and a better future, he, Chi Yuan, is going all out. Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. If he gets married to this ghost tonight, he will be able to get rid of it completely. Thinking about it, I am a little excited Woolen cloth.

So he changed into the only red jacket according to Lu Zhengyu's request, and then helped the other party take off his coat——Oh boy, it turns out that this ghost has already prepared it, and the bright red wedding dress inside looks pretty good. It's kind of festive.

But with this gloomy face...

Chi Yuan asked courteously: "Lu Zhengyu, can you change the color of your face to be more human..."

"Do you think I'm a chameleon?" As Lu Zhengyu said so, he had actually changed back to a normal person's skin color, and looked no different from ordinary people except for a little paleness.He showed an imperceptible smile, wanted to touch Chi Yuan's head but was afraid of scaring him, so he could only retract his hand, and there seemed to be an indelible tenderness in his eyes.

"Hey, I've done everything you asked me to do, what about now?" Chi Yuan looked up at him blankly.

He was 183. He thought he was tall enough, but he didn't expect to meet a male ghost who was 194. It was a big failure in his life.

"Open the courier." Lu Zhengyu sat beside Chi Yuan in a red wedding dress that was incompatible with this era, his back straightened, his hands folded on his knees, and two blushes appeared on his face.

Nima!Don't think I didn't see it!

Chi Yuan couldn't help complaining secretly, it's not easy to blush even after being dead for so many years!

The express box was packed with care, and it can be seen that the things inside are very precious.With shaking hands, Chi Yuan scratched the edge with a knife, and slowly opened the box.

What is exposed inside is a porcelain jar, small and exquisite with pearls on all sides, very old-fashioned.

"Open it." The ghost doctor ordered in a cold tone.

"..." Chi Yuan pursed his lips in grievance, but due to Lu Zhengyu's despicable power, he could only follow suit.

"There's nothing inside." He looked at Lu Zhengyu suspiciously.

"Bring me a bowl."

"Oh."

Chi Yuan couldn't help but slander, this girl is pretending to want to harm him, so that he can go to the underworld to accompany him after he dies, right?

Lu Zhengyu squeezed the mouth of the jar tightly with his slender and handsome hands, poured the powder-like substance into a bowl, rinsed it with boiling water, and brought it to Chi Yuan's mouth.

really!You just want to poison me to death!

The muscles on Chi Yuan's face twitched twice, the corners of his mouth were stretched, and he turned his face away unwilling to drink.

Lu Zhengyu pinched his chin and forced down something like sesame paste, which made Chi Yuan cough again and again.Holy crap, that's boiled water, boiled water!Even if he wasn't poisoned to death, he was scalded to death, okay?Chi Yuan held his neck and stuck out his tongue, his forehead was covered with sweat.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot that you living people are afraid of being burned."

What?Can you forget all this?Is it over with an excuse?

Lu Zhengyu's face was scalded by boiling water, his eyes were bulging, and he couldn't even straighten his tongue.

"This is my ashes." Lu Zhengyu stared at Chi Yuan who was in great pain, and suddenly said, "After drinking, you will be mine."

Fuck the ashes!There is no one who is heartless in this world except Lu Zhengyu, who actually let him eat the ashes of 100 years ago!Have a little conscience, okay?

"Is our marriage finished? What else do we need to do?" He suppressed the grief and indignation surging up in his heart, and asked with no anger.

"It's not over." Lu Zhengyu grabbed Chi Yuan's hand and walked to the window, "We want to worship."

"Bye bye, bye, brother-in-law!"

Seeing Lu Zhengyu's suddenly gloomy face, he immediately softened.

"Okay, okay, just say goodbye, okay?"

He imitated Lu Zhengyu's appearance by drawing a gourd scoop, knelt down with a "plop", first worshiped the heaven and the earth, and then bowed to the high hall after the heaven and the earth, and without the high hall, he directly bowed to the grandma on the counter.

Grandma, you have to agree if you disagree, your grandson is going to marry a male ghost today!

In the end, when the husband and wife prayed to each other, Chi Yuan's big eyes rolled, and he refused to kneel down for a long time.He didn't dare to look into Lu Zhengyu's eyes.

Those eyes seemed to contain too many confessions that he couldn't understand, and he didn't want to understand either.

Lu Zhengyu folded his hands respectfully in front of his forehead, suppressed his trembling body, and knelt down facing Chi Yuan cautiously, palming his forehead... It was a long prostration, so long that time seemed to stand still, and it seemed Through countless times, with an indescribable sense of heaviness.

Chi Yuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, knelt down gently, and kowtowed according to Lu Zhengyu's posture.

That's all, just treat it as a good deed and accumulate virtue!After worshiping, his wish has been fulfilled, as long as he doesn't pester him, it's fine.

However, before he raised his head, he felt dizzy, and when he raised his eyes, he met Lu Zhengyu's deep black eyes.Those eyes seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and they were heroic.

"The worship is over, my wife, it's time for us to bridal chamber."

What a hole!Is it possible that I want to do a full set with you!Didn't say anything about it beforehand!

quit!Don't do it!

However...it seems that this is not something he said he would stop doing...