I raised dinosaurs in an alien

"In this matter, let's start with acting skills."

"First, you have to show the distorted feeling of being depressed and aggrieved, but you have to obey."

"Kowling down but showing a bit of dissatisfaction. Can you show it? The kind of career that you have worked so hard to hand over in vain in the end makes people feel extremely heartbroken and bears the burden of humiliation."

"The royal family loves this bite the most. After all, what fun is there in a prey that won't resist."

"This feeling of hating me but being unable to kill me, and having to kneel and lick me is the best feeling. Perverts like to base their happiness on other people's pain!"

Lu Ming now carefully looked at Intoxicated opposite him with inquiring eyes. "At this point in the performance, our plan has a certain point."

Tao Zui replied indignantly: "Is it still necessary to act? Isn't it aggrieved by the current situation? If we continue to cooperate with the royal family for a long time, we will only be pressed step by step and retreat steadily."

"In the end, it becomes a blood cow that supplies blood to the royal family for a long time!"

"Don't worry, wait for me to talk to you slowly. Second, with this kind of aggrieved feeling."

"Seize the essence, and deduce the pickiness of the petty citizens, the low-level local bosses, and the wretched spirit of eager to hug their thighs."

Rolling eyes intoxicated heart:. . . . . .You are afraid that you want me to die.

Lu Ming continued as if he couldn't see the other side: "Let the royal family produce two princes, and the princess or something will be our representative. First, gild our brand."

"As long as we have the endorsement of the royal family, the promotion of our series of products in the Zerg will be much easier. Whether it is opening a store, transportation, or qualification approval, all the way can be given a green light. It is also easy to coordinate with local residents and the government."

"At this point, it can be regarded as a small handful of wool from the royal family. This matter has two points." Lu Ming replied lightly.

"Third, you have to deduce stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid."

Tao Zui complained silently in his heart: Let me be a demented person, a local boss for a while, a petty citizen for a while, and a dementia for a while.Can it still work, this character level is too rich.

Lu Ming didn't know that the intoxication was on the verge of breaking out, and continued to BB: "This acting is mainly for diplomats. When you go to contact with alien civilizations together, you have to show the financial resources of a boy who spreads money, and be foolish and foolish." Looks like IQ is not high."

"On the one hand, reduce the other party's vigilance, so that the diplomats will not be on guard against you, and lead you to meet with a few more big bosses, and talk more about leaking things."

"On the other hand, it is also convenient for others to treat you as their own, a dog leg who is always on call, and a fool with a lot of money."

"This step has been done, and the matter has been three-pointed."

Intoxicated in the heart: Damn, you still have dog legs, you have been taken advantage of, and you have already set up five bros so far.I'm afraid you're looking for an actor!

"Fourth, use money to open the way, and gradually get familiar with the relationship network of the royal family in the alien world, and become our relationship network." Lu Ming continued, completely ignoring the intoxicated face, it is cool to commit crimes against the wind.

"You can pack those fat ducks I raise as gifts."

"Natural animals, the price is high, and they are cute. Choose some small animals, fluffy ones. I have a lot of them. The military females are too strict, and they won't let me eat them. It's just right to use them as favors." .”

"My ducks are getting sick!"

Intoxicated couldn't help it anymore, so he had to interject: "You are really picky! People give gifts of gold, silver and jewelry, famous watches and sports cars, and you let me take the duck you raised for a trip!"

"Lu Ming! Doesn't your conscience hurt!"

"No way!"

Lu Ming was able to say, his small mouth was like a firing machine gun: "I think I am very good, thrifty, hard work is the tradition of our Chinese people!"

"Besides, they don't know that I have raised ducks at risk, and the market price of ducks is still very high, so I can sell them, okay?" Lu Ming was not panicked at all, and the old god defended himself.

"Fifth, the sales are miserable, that is to say, we have sold out the pot and sold the iron. We really can't supply such a large market. We have to make up for it. The current funds are only enough to buy meat for three months, and we only dare to sign a contract for half a year."

"It must be miserable enough, humble enough, and tell the history of bloodshed, tears on the desk."

"As long as we sell it badly and deceive the royal family into signing this half-year contract, we will have a chance to escape."

"At this point, the plan is considered to have a five-point situation."

Tao Zui didn't take it to heart at first, it turned out that those dog legs Lu Ming talked about, the plot arrangement of the local boss.He has no hope of counter-killing.

But as soon as Lu Ming's fifth plan came out, the intoxicating product showed a bit of Lu Ming's taste of not being a human being. It was interesting, and he was a shameless and ruthless person.

He nodded in agreement, motioning for Lu Ming to continue, and it's time to start the exciting part.

"Sixth, as long as the contract is signed, you must show the strength to sign the contract of sale. You have to rely on the royal family. Whether it is in store promotion or marketing, you should go to the royal family if you have any problems."

"We have to hold on to their thighs. It's best to hand over half of our sales business to them, and let them spend money and people to be pioneers for our company. There will be six points here."

Intoxicated for a while, he interrupted Lu Ming and asked doubtfully, "How could they pay us for sales?"

Lu Ming smiled slightly, touched his chin with his hand, and said lightly: "We are like a hen that lays golden eggs. If we do not do well in sales and have problems with our work, then it is equal to the hen that lays golden eggs." The hens used to lay eggs every day. Now they only lay eggs every few days..."

"You said they are in a hurry, are they in a hurry, are they getting angry?"

"This kind of person who wants to control and likes to command and control others, can they resist not pointing fingers?"

"Can they resist not instructing others to show their greatness and wisdom?"

"As long as they get angry, don't they want to take it and make it themselves? Can they bear it?"

"Believe me, such a control freak, they always want to command others, step on others, and show their own excellence and uniqueness by the way.

"Moreover, the weaker we are, the more obvious flaws we have, the more we cannot do without the guidance and control of the royal family. The happier the royal family will be."

"Slaves who are too smart, always have to worry about their betrayal, the more stupid, the more honest and obedient they are, the more assured they are and the more they like it!"

Tao Zui had to admit that he was persuaded by Lu Ming and was convinced.No one can stand a machine that can earn 10 yuan a day and earn [-] yuan a day.

From this direction, the royal family will definitely choose to support Yoyo Luming to become bigger and stronger.

After all, what they hope most in their hearts is to turn Yoyo Luming Company into their own. The deeper the binding, the better.

"Go on, I won't interrupt you." Hearing this intoxication, he was completely convinced, and just wanted to continue listening quickly.The next step is how to attract the royal family.

"The royal family has already entered the set here, and the next step is the finishing work." Lu Ming continued with a smile, looking confident.Tao Zui seemed to have seen Lu Ming's feather fan, towel, and Qingcha's indifferent appearance.

"Seventh, as long as they accept half of the sales work. Their various relationship networks hidden in the alien civilization will definitely be exposed little by little."

"There is also how the Zergs deal with different races on various planets, and the sophistication of people in various places. We all need time to explore these slowly, but now, I have a ready-made answer teacher."

"You only need half a year for the employees to slowly figure out all this. The Alien Market is considered to be half of it."

"As long as the royal family's money is spent like water, our online users and physical store users will explode, and the entire market share will account for more than half. Then the situation of this matter will already be [-]%."

"How do you spend money like water? How do you know that you need to spend a lot of money? Judging from the results of our live broadcast, sales are not difficult?" Tao Zui couldn't figure out how the royal family could take the initiative to spend money.

He had to interrupt Lu Ming again.

It is always necessary to talk enough and thoroughly so that there will be no problems in the implementation process.

"Do you know how expensive Internet user growth is now? It is said that the promotion fee for each ins fan growth is 10 dollars." Lu Ming replied.

"Those who can watch the live broadcast are those who can keep up with the trend, but most of them still need time and constant exposure to win, and this part has to be spent on money."

"We, Yoyo Luming Company, have a small family and a small business, so we may not be able to afford this kind of money. The royal family just came to our door, so if you don't grab him, grab someone."

"It makes sense! It's true, and the later the stage, the more expensive the user growth fee will be!" Tao Zui agrees with Lu Ming's idea very much.

When he was in Huaguo, as an excellent programmer, he actually experienced several thrilling price wars.Internet companies are spending billions, tens of billions.

Playing Yoyo Luming really can't afford the money now.This is several planets!

"Then let me continue. Eighth, you have to sort out the complicated relationships in the royal family. It's best to make one or two "good friends". When you turn bad in the future, someone will trust you and protect you. "

"This is still secondary. The most important thing is that our investigation has been carried out so far, and many crimes have finally pointed to the royal family."

"There are so many branches of the royal family, and so many internal disputes, we are still unable to determine which faction of the royal family is involved."

"They have killed so many males and raised so many star thieves. They have been burning, killing and looting all these years, doing all kinds of evil. There is a wrong and a debt, so we can't just let it go for nothing!"

"Don't forget that there are five of us working together!"

"And you are the best undercover candidate. You can compare the royal family's news with our investigation results and find out the real culprit."

"Undercover! Can I do it? I'm just an ordinary person." Tao Zui asked in a panic.