[Comprehensive] Pipa's East Wind Breaks

Chen Xiang once thought that it would be difficult for him to save his mother, as long as he defeated his uncle, he could still pick up the mountain-splitting axe and release him.

But in fact?The lotus lamp was robbed, the wick was stolen, and the friends around him thought they were separated because of him. Even the enemy he identified, in the end, he had to admit that he was a brother connected by blood with his mother. Uncle who probably killed.

It would be difficult to really kill someone.When Chen Xiang was at home, he already understood that even if he killed a chicken, he could feel the warm blood flowing in his hand, and would feel sick, let alone kill a person, a god.

"Perhaps, it is really difficult to kill people." Chen Xiang looked at the monkey sitting on the side hanging ears, he gnawed on a banana hand but went to pick his feet: "I have never killed, I have only beaten monsters .”

"You made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then?"

"Hey, don't mention it more." Dou Zhanfo, who didn't want to give his name, smashed a melon seed husk on Chen Xiang's head: "In the words of that scorpion, what happened back then is black history, and it is impossible to mention it. What's more I didn't kill a single person, I just stunned them, and the stunned time was a bit longer."

"Great Sage..."

It has been more than a year since I disappeared from the Lotus Lantern, and the Dou Zhan Buddha in front of me has also taught me for about a year.In the past year, Chen Xiang felt that he should have made some progress in his practice regardless of the weather, but he still couldn't escape the melon seed peel, banana peel, peach core...

However, the Great Sage seems to have been saying "that scorpion" all the time, but he doesn't know who "that scorpion" refers to.

"You want to know?"

Chen Xiang came back to her senses suddenly, and found that she had already said the words.When he was upset, he also hoped to know the answer, and he couldn't help but add a little earnestness in his eyes: "Just tell me."

"Say? What's there to say? A lawless scorpion spirit who can row a boat without an oar even better than me." Monkey Sun wiped his hands with water after picking his feet, and then went to pick his nose. It seemed that his hands must pick something, otherwise Just can't stop life and death: "It all depends on the waves."

"..."

It's as if you said it and didn't say it.Chen Xiang really couldn't help rolling her eyes, and then heard Sun Houzi's words with a little nostalgia: "When I traveled to the West, I had the best and worst fight with her, and the idiot and I never beat her .But this guy has a good brain, oh boy, she and your mother seem to have a good relationship."

"But you said she was a scorpion spirit..."

"What's wrong with the scorpion spirit? I used to be a monkey demon too." Sun Houzi finally put his hand down with a smile, ran to Chen Xiang's side and wiped his hands with his clothes: "Boy, don't think your mother is a stalker." Flattened dough, think about your uncle, then think about your father."

Chen Xiang's face turned black immediately, but as for his father, he has never had any special feelings for his own father, but Sun Houzi said that he studied under Sun Houzi for five years and married his own mother , It’s just that 15 years have not let a group of earth gods in the sky and the earth find out...

"Besides, that guy Xiezi, it can be said that he and your mother have met each other so late. If they are not both girls, maybe your father will have to be replaced."

"..."

Chen Xiang couldn't bear it anymore, and chopped down an old pine tree with an axe.Regardless of these, anyway, it is almost the first month of the month, so shave your head!

Sun Houzi silently retreated to the side to eat melon seeds, and secretly groaned in his heart.At the beginning, he was tricked out by Sanshengmu's sweet words and taught her to be a good husband. He has found many excuses to say that he can't go back to Xitian, and now he wants to teach this little enemy again. I am afraid that the master will nag him to death.

However, Master seems to be a little strange recently, and I don't know what happened.Thinking of his master, Sun Houzi stood up straight away, only told Chen Xiang that the new year was over, and then flew towards the west on somersaulting clouds.

He felt a little uneasy in his heart, but he couldn't express it.This time he fled from the West Paradise to become Chen Xiang's husband, also because of this anxiety.Sun Houzi didn't dare to take it seriously and flew over hundreds of thousands of miles. He hesitated after flying to the depths of the desert and decided to descend.

The eyes are full of yellow sand, and there may be some cactus drooping on the sand. In the distance, only the blue sky can be seen, and the sun almost melts.When the wind blows, not only the loose sand is blown up, but also the white bones covered by the sand are exposed.

A small jade-colored scorpion slowly crawled out from a sand dune, and was not afraid to see the Monkey King standing there expressionless with his hands on the golden cudgel, and kept walking and crawling slowly. Passed over, and didn't stop until the Monkey King swung his golden cudgel, which was directly erected on the desert to block the way.

"Why bother you, the day is big enough, and you are still talking about things here."

"Stop talking nonsense, my old grandson is not here to play house with you."

"Are you happy to become a Buddha? Are you happy to be able to fight after becoming a Buddha? In addition to fighting, you also have sandbags, are you happy?"

The jade-colored scorpion straightened up slowly, and suddenly transformed into a beautiful woman. Stretching her waist and stretching her muscles, she really stood up straight and said, "To be honest, you can teach Alian She has a son, why can't she play around with it?"

"My grandson's life has been reversed a lot."

"It's a pity that it didn't turn the other way before, and there is a shadow." Pipa slowly pulled out the green water and put it under her buttocks, no matter how much she objected, she sat directly on the desert: "To be honest, Just tell me how this Tathagata is doing recently, it doesn't take much, just say whether he looks good or not."

"You have more connections than I do."

"No, not much, Jin Chan is not Jin Chan anymore."

Pipa sighed, and looked blankly at Sun Houzi: "You know, after Journey to the West, I went to find Jin Chan... oh, that's your master. I was very happy at that time, and asked him Jin Chan, since you now Come back, then quickly explain why the Daughter Kingdom yelled at me and called my apprentice to beat me. Look at me, and ask me why this place is Lingshan, why you, the female benefactor, are here."

"At that time, the Tathagata was right behind me, and I will never forget the meaningful smile. He is just the Master Xuanzang, and he is just... Zhantan Gongde Buddha. Jin Chanzi reincarnated ten times, I thought The one who came back was him."

"Hehe, you Xitian..."

"I'm not from the Western Paradise." Pipa looked at Sun Houzi with a smile on his face: "I've never been from the Western Paradise. Do you feel that there is any profound meaning of Buddhism in me?"

Never, but you are indeed a scorpion of the western sky.Dou Victory Buddha closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, the red light in his eyes was gone, and there was only peace: "No matter what, you are from the Western Paradise."

"Except for a layer of fighting against Buddha, do you really think you are a Buddhist? The source of the art of good fortune that Bodhi taught you is the orthodox power of good fortune of the imperial palace and empress Nuwa. Your golden cudgel is the magic needle of Dinghai. , the divine iron refined by the Taishang Laojun. He is the Taishang’s benevolent corpse in the heavenly court, and he really made the people at the beginning call him one of the three Qings of the Taoist ancestor.”

"Look at you, the gold chain armor on your body, the purple gold crown with phoenix wings belong to the demon clan, the real master is Wa Palace, and the weapons in your hands are the weapons given by Sanqing, except for a layer of skin that defeated the Buddha... Where are the disciples of the Buddhist family?"

"Just like you?"

"Me? I'm just a little scorpion." Pipa sneered, turned back to its original form, and entered the desert with green water: "Pangu ax is in my hand, come and find me when Chen Xiang is skilled. "

Pangu ax in the hands of a goblin?Monkey Sun was the first to not believe it, but he had to believe it.I went to Xitian full of complaints, but saw that the Tathagata was not there this New Year.

"Where did the Buddha go?"

"The Buddha said that this year he felt a little unwell..."

"Bah, the Buddha is still feeling a little uncomfortable, so he opened his eyes and talked nonsense."

"..."

Quan Xitian didn't dare Sun Houzi to say that, and the Arhat who heard it coughed and motioned for Dou Victory Buddha: "Even if the Buddha is not here, the ten thousand Buddhas will still be present."

"Understood, I understand." Sun Houzi shook his hands impatiently, and heard about Jinshan Temple again during the assembly.

The year before last, all the ten thousand Buddhas in Jinshan Temple were smashed, and the plaque was smashed. Xi Tian was furious, but he couldn't do anything. You must know that it was the white snake that was smashed, and the white snake was quite spiritual, and there was no loophole in the whole cultivation process. Haven't even seen blood.What's more, she had transformed into a dragon at that time, and the West Lake Aquarium directly worshiped her as the Dragon King, which was even more difficult to do.And the worst part is that they don't make sense.

Many arhats couldn't help complaining about Fahai, the presiding officer of Jinshan Temple. Sure enough, he was too young to live a good life, so he had to arrest his husband.Now it's all right, the Buddhist family has lost all face, and there are not many people worshiping Buddha in Hangzhou except Lingyin Temple, which is exasperating.

Sun Houzi was bored, and wanted to doze off after listening to it. He nodded suddenly before waking up, and happened to hear the last words of Kassapa.

"Speaking of it, it seemed that even the gate of hell was opened at that time, and it happened to be the time when King Qin Guang returned to the throne."

"If you want to talk about what the underworld did, do you dare to say it so blatantly?" The lamp next to him frowned, his voice was not loud but extremely disgusting: "If you have the courage, go to the underworld to ask for an explanation, and if you don't, shut you down." Q."

"..."

Who dares to go to the underworld to ask for an explanation...

Second Olympic!

Sun Houzi woke up suddenly, seeing a group of bald donkeys who had no conscience, courage, stupidity, vision, and brains, he became irritable.

Damn, it's really not as good as what the scorpion said, so forget it!