[Comprehensive] Pipa's East Wind Breaks

In the world, there will always be such trivial things, big or small, that can make a free-spirited demon or ghost collapse, and then yell "Human beings are really annoying" and then live in seclusion in the mountains.However, Montenegro is used to it, Pipa is quite interested in these things, and Xiaotiangou only needs to do his job as a watchdog. Unfortunately, he has been in the lower realm for five years, that is, he has to go back to his life after five days in the sky. Being a dog counts...

died early.

The days are good, but the only one who is a little unhappy is Axiu.Axiu didn't know why he didn't like Montenegro, but kept running to find Pipa instead.Montenegro thought about it carefully, and very embarrassedly handed Pipa a letter.

Excluding those that are missing, Pipa feels that the central idea of ​​Montenegro's letter is, Madam, I'm sorry for you, but when I play my grandson Ashio in the future, can I wrong you to be my grandson's wife and continue to play in the world? ?

No matter what, if you want to survive in the world, you must grow up. Both Pipa and Axiu have to grow up, and Xie Shan is also old. If he dies if he finds a chance, Heishan can replace Axiu, and Axiu doesn’t need it either. No longer in front of people.For Pipa, she also doesn't want to watch her friends get a female role again.It's fine if he gets cured the first time, but if he comes again the second time, it's probably better for Montenegro to die.

As for being the wife of Montenegro, it's not like she hasn't acted before.Pipa is quite open, but it is Heishan who should be entangled. After all, Heishan always feels to her... like a student standing in front of the teacher. They can play together when they play, and they have to be serious after class.

Xie Shan "died". Before he died, he betrothed his grandson Xie Yu to a girl named Pipa from a small family.Ah Xiu finally breathed a sigh of relief, it is better to go back to Montenegro and find Xiaoqian to practice together, he doesn't want to pretend to be a human anymore.

Xiaoqian scratched his nose and laughed when she heard Axiu's words. Ayou made a contemptuous expression, but she was half-deadly angry because of Axiu's words "Ayou, you are getting smaller and smaller".

The more other ghosts practice, the more they look like Xiaoqian, while Ayou does look like a human, but looks like a child.

Xiaoqian helped Ayou draw the skin with a pen, and couldn't help but smile when she heard her complaints.Ayou is just complaining, she is indeed frustrated and dissatisfied because she has become small.

After all, Ayou used to be extremely glamorous, but he suddenly became like this, so he was naturally upset.

Xiaoqian pursed her lips, took a serious look at Axiu, put down her brush and stretched out her hand to him: "Have you learned how to read today?"

"I can read."

"Let's memorize some books and listen to it." Xiaoqian smiled very gently. She was an official daughter before she was alive, so it is absolutely no problem to teach Ah Xiu Ayou how to read.

"Xiaoqian, what do you want me to carry?"

"Call me sister." Xiaoqian rubbed Ah Xiu's head and corrected his wording.Although she doesn't know who is older between the two, Xiaoqian thinks that she looks older than Ah Xiu and A You now, so she assumes the responsibility of taking care of them.

There is nothing to do in Montenegro except for cultivation, but time is not so long that it breaks down for ghosts like them who are almost eternal.

After Heishan tremblingly "married" Pipa, Xiaoqian finally let out a sigh of relief.In this way, at this time, her identity can also be arranged, not to mention Ah You and Ah Xiu.

Especially according to Pipa's arrangement, after they get married, they will leave Heishan Town and go elsewhere.The three caves of the cunning rabbit, not to mention that there are many careful people in the town, if it is really seen that something is wrong, then something has happened.

In the name of going back to their ancestral home to take the exam... Although they don't know how the ancestral home of Heishan came from, they need to go to Hangzhou.Hangzhou is not only a place of outstanding people, but also a place where many spirits and monsters settle. They can hide themselves better when they go to Suzhou and Hangzhou.And when Yan Chixia said that he was also in Hangzhou, it would be better to have an extra layer of cover.

This may be the big hermit in the city.Xiaoqian didn't know much about this, but since it was proposed by Pipa, it was right.

Therefore, after leaving Heishan Town, Pipa became "conceived" and then "give birth" to a daughter named Xie Qian.

"Actually, my real name is Nie Xiaoqian. The rhyme hasn't changed after listening to it like this. It's a bit of an advantage." Xiaoqian smiled at her own name, and then she was blindsided by Pipa: "I taught Montenegro. For Scorpion, he misunderstood it as Xie, so he took it as his surname. And this is not called taking advantage, it is called fate."

"That's fate." Xiaoqian smiled after blessing her: "So you're staying here in Hangzhou?"

"Yeah, it's just that if you really want to be born, you have to bring Ayou and Axiu with you." Pipa played the strings very indifferently: "The best thing is that I will be 'conceived' again in a while and raise A Yu and Axiu are twins."

"... Thank you for your hard work, ma'am."

"No matter what, it's better than him turning into a woman and then a man." Pipa rolled his eyes, and heard that Ayou and Heishan were arguing again. place, or who knows what will become of it.”

"Your Majesty has everything in mind." Xiaoqian pursed her lips and smiled, turning her head to listen to the quarrel between Ayou and Hei Shan in the back room.Ayou is an unreasonable and unforgiving temperament. Although Montenegro says he has a good temper, Ayou always teases him. After a long time, they will quarrel, or the two of them habitually oppose each other, so that people don’t know what to say. .

The scenery by the West Lake in Hangzhou has always been excellent, but at the same time the land price is also expensive.However, according to Pipa and Montenegro's savings over the past thousand years, neither of them took the land price seriously.And Montenegro has already had a way out - there is a Zhuangzi by the West Lake named Dongfeng, which he personally bought in the past for a future residence, and now it just happens to be used.

It's a pity that according to Black Mountain's identity, he is Xie Shan's grandson. If he really wants to go overboard, he might be linked with Xie Shan, a former bachelor, which would be too troublesome for the outside world.In the end, Pipa made the decision and put this Zhuangzi on the head of the daughter-in-law who was separated from Heishanjing.

"I didn't expect the fine points to be so useful, even though it's just as useful as a fingernail." A group of ghosts and ghosts sat or lay down in the Tianmu Mountain near Hangzhou, without any seriousness.And Ayou was lying in the moonlight and pretending to be dead. Hearing everyone's comments, he didn't hesitate, and directly choked Heishan: "I thought I was going to make a move again."

"Can you stop saying that? It gave me a headache." Heishan also had a headache, and took two deep breaths of Yuehua to calm down: "What about Axiu, what do you think?"

Axiu put down a piece of jade in his hand, and said slowly: "I think when the Pipa Empress 'gives' me and Ayou, Ayou will stop talking to you."

Pipa slapped her, and Ah Xiu immediately ran away and sat next to Xiaoqian, his face full of kindness.Pipa was in a hurry, and directly called the three-pronged fork, and threw it like a javelin: "Sheng Sheng Sheng, you are a ghost."

"It's true that a ghost was born." Ah Xiu watched the three-pronged fork fall beside him, and he was not afraid to pin the hem of his clothes so much, and spoke in this serious tone as usual.Pipa only felt that his liver was sore. After looking back a year later, he "had" this terrible pair of brothers and sisters, named Xie Xiu and Xie You, and then hurried to Hangzhou. First, he went to Ning Caichen .

Ning Caichen had done well in the past ten years. After passing the Juren examination, he seemed to understand that his talent was not special, so he opened a private school in Hangzhou.And because of the elixir given by Pipa, his wife was safe and worry-free, and survived the serious illness the year before last.

When Pipa came to the door, Ning Caichen happened to give Meng Tong a three-day spring farming vacation. When he saw Pipa and Montenegro, he looked incredible and called his wife to cook.

"This is the benefactor who gave the medicine back then." Ning Caichen said respectfully, and bowed deeply to the pipa.He later also understood that this elixir may not be very important to Pipa, but it is too effective for ordinary people.In the next ten years, he had never heard of Heishan and Pipa, and he also understood that demons are actually like immortals, and they are hard to come by.

He also told his wife about the encounter with the monster—for Ning Caichen, there was nothing he couldn't tell his wife who shared the joys and sorrows of his childhood.After Ning Liu heard about it, she didn't have any emotions other than admiration, but when she really saw the pipa, she couldn't help being at a loss with her hands and feet. Apart from curiosity, there was also a little fear hidden on her face.

"It's okay, there's no need to do this." Pipa waved his hand, and was very kind to Ning Caichen.Among these people, Ning Caichen had never seen Heishan, and seeing the young man in Heishan, he just thought he was a monster traveling with him.Xiaoqian is too kind, and she has never met Ayou and Ning Caichen, so she is the only one who can talk: "I have something to ask you when I come here this time."

"Your Majesty, just say it."

"It's okay, this guy is playing his grandson now. I, Xiaoqian, Ayou, and Axiu have joined together as a family for the convenience of walking. You are a juren now, and you have some small rights. Can you give us As a surety?"

"Guardian?"

"Xie Shan's household registration is in Hangzhou, and Xie Yu is the same. Dongfeng Village by the West Lake is Xie Yuniang's property. Xie Yu plans to stay in Hangzhou for more exams in these years, and also wants to make her children's household registration in Hangzhou."

Ning Caichen understood, and took over the matter without saying a word.However, when Pipa said that Dongfeng Village by the West Lake actually belonged to Montenegro, I couldn't help being amazed.

"The location is very good. Many people want it but can't find the owner's house. They never expected that it belongs to Montenegro."

"..."

When Heishan heard this address, his face turned black instantly, and Pipa gave him a blank look. His Pipa empress hasn't bothered her much yet, and it would be nice to let Heishan taste the same.

Pipa and Heishan breathed a sigh of relief after finally getting their household registration and Dongfengzhuang's settlement.When moving into Dongfengzhuang, Heishan still turned a group of little monsters brought from Heishan into human figures to take care of daily life. After the moon rose, he moved a recliner and sat in the yard half dead, basking in the moon and absorbing the moonlight.

"Tired like this?"

"if not."

Hei Shan was too lazy to bother with Ayou, who was finding fault, and lay lazily: "How many skins have you changed? Remember to order one later, so as not to make mistakes."

"I get it, I get it, it's really annoying." Ayou was also lying on a small recliner, the painted skin all over his body was torn off.Originally covered by Xiaoqian's painted skin, Ayou can be regarded as a little girl carved in pink and jade. Once the painted skin is removed, she turns out to be a ghost with green face, fangs, messy hair, and purple all over.

Heishan didn't care that much about these things, and kept bickering with Ayou as usual.Xiaoqian felt a little worried when she saw this scene, fearing that it was a picture she drew that Ayou would not like again.

"She doesn't dislike it." Ah Xiu sat next to Xiaoqian and looked at the Four Books left by Heishan, and patted Xiaoqian's hand in a comforting tone—he was too short to reach Xiaoqian's shoulders: " She just doesn't want to pretend to be that painted skin. Xiaoqian, you have painted her so many times, and every time you draw her as she said. She wants to see her before, but she almost forgets what she looks like .”

Xiaoqian stared blankly at Ayou, who was lying on the blue face and fangs under the moonlight, while Heishan was arguing with her, but there was a warm smile in his eyes.

"That's good too."

Xiaoqian spoke unconsciously, with envy in her tone that she didn't realize.Hearing that, Pipa paused for a while to clap the hand playing the pipa, and glanced at Axiu who was holding the book with a slightly deep look.

She didn't believe it, Ah Xiu just said that in a normal way.After all, in the whole "home", she was the only one who couldn't see through Ah Xiu.

But there is Xiaoqian next to her, what else is she thinking about.Pipa laughed at himself, changed the position with his left hand, strummed the strings with his right hand, and actually spoke directly.

"Oh my God in February, what a beautiful spring."

Ayou sat up with his eyes wide open when he heard the song, straightened his back and listened to the pipa singing The Story of the West Chamber.Heishan didn't bother to continue arguing with Ayou, and narrowed his eyes listening to the sound of the pipa.

Seeing that Xiaoqian also liked to listen, Axiu snorted and buried his head in the book again, his ears turned up to listen carefully to the sound of the pipa, and his eyes became hazy after listening for a while.

The pipa stopped after singing a few lines, and it was almost the hour of Zi, when the group of demons should be dancing wildly.

"Xiaoqian, take Axiu to the back room." Pipa stopped her hands, her eyes fixed on the entrance of Dongfengzhuang.Xiaoqian immediately took the drowsy Xie Xiu to the inner room, while Ayou put on a painted skin and pulled Heishan's clothes like a scared little girl. Heishan's mouth twitched and protected her behind her.

"Guests outside the door, please come in."