Here you go, come to the bowl

?The hateful and beloved Qixi Festival is here. The people of the whole server are trying their best to show their affection. The system brushes up rows of gold-plated dragons and phoenixes and salutes. At night, some people organize blind date conferences to match single men and girls.

Bing Xinmei poked at Master: "Master, let's go together and call a Taoist priest back for me. If you want to be handsome, Sen Luo must have the charm of Zishuang!"

The blind date meeting was at the shore of the oath water. Mr. Yunlu brought his disciples to the oath water. There was a crowd of people in front of him. At present, small bubbles filled the screen. The host Fang was standing on a rock by the sea and shouted to the bottom: "Sister, stand on the left! Man! Stand to the right! Family members follow your own, don't mess around! The shemale and the demon are in the middle! Hey! Why is there a popular one on the other side! Where are the bodyguards! Get out of the popular ones!"

Mr. Yunlu stepped on the cloud and went to the Taoist priests to look at the equipment one by one, Senluo Senluo... why is there no Taoist Priest Senluo, hey, there is Tuo Qingyang here, and there is also a Daoist Liufu who is also very handsome, tsk tsk, What about apprentices?

Mr. Yunlu looked up and saw that the apprentice had already run to the cloud pile and drooled to watch the male god. Who wants to find the Taoist master in my day, come back quickly!

Mr. Yunlu wanted to bring his apprentice back, so he glanced up and saw Mr. Yijian.

At this time, Yi Jianjun was surrounded by a group of girls and chatted freely: "Well, the ones who go online every day...the fashion is easy to talk about, and you can download it...the battlefield is trivial...the return to the market is also...as long as you can talk , not just a game... how about..."

The girls around you talk to Yijian every time I say something, Yunlu-jun looks at it and there is an unknown fire, isn't the f*ck gay, come to ask for marriage and dry wool?No, what the hell happened to me?

gas!

Yunlu-jun Gao Leng floated past Yijian-jun, floated to an open space, and then called: "We are asking for marriage! The main Taoist leader, Sen Luo, must have a school uniform! There is no limit to the level!!"

Bing Xinmei has already plunged from Yunludui to the wildfire to watch the little fresh meat.

Mr. Yunlu was seen by Mr. Yijian, and Mr. Yijian immediately came over: "What are you doing!"

Mr. Yunlu said: "I am seeking marriage!"

Yi Jianjun jumped up: "Hey! What kind of marriage are you certifying! Who are you certifying if you have me! Can the Taoist priest give water!"

Mr. Yunlu didn't notice that his tone was a bit sour: "Then what are you doing here, brother is not short of blue, and there is no need for water."

Two Taoist priests really came over to ask Yunlu, Yi Jianjun was angry: "Go, go, don't ask for marriage, he is mine."

Some people around started booing, and Mr. Yunlu rolled his eyes and shouted: "I want to marry girl 74 Bing Xin! Find a Taoist priest, it's best to be Sen Luo!"

Yi Jianjun is....

Sister Bing Xin is here: "Does Master have a Taoist leader?"

Mr. Yunlu pointed to the priests in front of him and said, "They are all here, you can choose for yourself."

Mr. Yunlu rubbed his hands and got on his horse to go fishing on the South Beach.

After a while Mr. Yaoyao shouted in the forces: "Yijian! I want you to help me find a girl!

Arrived yet! "

Yi Jianjun wished to kill the sprites, and said viciously: "Paralyzed, come and have a blind date!"

Then it was also passed on to South Beach to squat next to Yunlu and apply to join the team.

be rejected.

Application.

Refuse.

Yi Jianjun said: "Hey, let's get an assist."

Mr. Yunlu thought that this scene was a little familiar, but he still clicked to refuse, what to do if another sprite knocked him down, and repairing equipment is also very expensive.

Yi Jianjun said: "It's not me looking for a marriage, I'm helping you find a girl."

Jun Yunlu replied coldly.

Mr. Yijian was a little bit awkward, stepping on his sword in the waters where Mr. Yunlu was fishing.

After a while, Mr. Yijian sent a deal, but Yunlu refused.

Yi Jianjun said to accept it, you accept it.

Yunlu took it in a jerk, a bronzing dragon and phoenix gift box with words like you met this flower, like I met you.Very good is also a bad word used by everyone.

Mr. Yunlu took it apart, and inside the gift box was a green umbrella.

Mr. Yunlu asked, "Why give me this?"

Yi Jianjun said: "Qixi, show."

Mr. Yunlu said, "Find a girl to show off."

Yi Jianjun said: "I just want to show off to you."

Yunlu-jun just smiled: "Yi Jian."

Yi Jianjun: "Yes."

Yunlu-jun: "Do you want to play with me when you have nothing to do? It's hard not to see me." After Yunlu-jun finished speaking, he felt a little narcissistic.

Yi Jianjun nodded obediently.

Yunlu-jun continued to ask: "Do you still feel that you are not in that position but you can't live without me?"

Yi Jianjun still nodded but he asked: "How do you know that I have a feeling?"

Mr. Yunlu said: "Listen to what the monster said."

Mr. Yi Jian thinks it's really Fake, why is this sprite like this.

Yunlu-jun drew a red thread at Yijian: "If that's the case..."

Yi Jianjun was very excited and went to confirm.

Mr. Yunlu got on his horse without any haste: "Then go make obeisance. I recognize you as a brother. Let's fight together in the future. Let's go."

Yi Jianjun's little glass was heartbroken, the direction of the story is not quite right.

In fact, when Mr. Yunlu said he wanted to be sworn in at the beginning, Mr. Yijian refused.He refused, because subconsciously, he didn't want to be with Yunlu, and he didn't want to be sworn brothers with Yunlu.

Yi Jianjun's small glass heart was broken and hadn't been glued to the ground. He grabbed Yunlu Jun's white cat tail and refused to let it go: "I don't worship."

Mr. Yunlu said: "Then what do you want to marry?"

Yi Jianjun said casually, "Get married."

Mr. Yunlu said: "Don't be funny, why don't you marry a girl when you get married."

Yi Jianjun said: "Then you will marry me. You see, when we get married, we can also buy a ring pendant to report to the battlefield. There is also a bonus to the circumference, and we can also get titles. We can go to Magpie Bridge for free."

Mr. Yunlu interrupted him: "You can also do the sworn vows you mentioned!"

Yi Jianjun said: "You choose! If you don't get married and fight on the battlefield, I won't make a fire for you to make a vow, but I will light a fire for you. You can do it yourself!"

Yunlu-jun poked Yijian-jun's head with a stick: "Hey! If it's against you, you'll pay it back! You'll even threaten me! I won't fight you!"

Yi Jianjun immediately knelt down: "Don't, I was wrong."

Mr. Yunlu became curious: "I said, why do you like me?"

Yi Jianjun said: "The Lun family didn't make it either, just... just... that."

Mr. Yunlu weighed his stick and let out a murderous look: "Don't be cute."

Yi Jianjun: "I don't know either! I just think you are a nice person! It's not enough to like to play with you!"

Mr. Yunlu shook his head: "That's not okay, brother is not getting married in the game."

Yi Jianjun jumped up: "Nonsense! You have an ex-wife!"

Mr. Yunlu: "...how do you know!"

Mr. Yijian imitated Mr. Yaoyao's tone: "Everyone in the server knows it!"

Mr. Yunlu said: "Nonsense...Brother was married in secret back then."

Yi Jianjun said: "You see yourself admitting it."

...You are a paralyzed liar.

Mr. Yunlu coughed and coughed twice: "Marriage casts a shadow on me, so I don't want to get married."

In fact, Mr. Yunlu is not lying. Mr. Yunlu had an ex-wife a long, long time ago, who had a flash marriage. After getting married, he realized how stupid the flash marriage was, and made trouble every day.

Then there was another Taixu girl who was nice, and Mr. Yunlu liked her very much, so she got married naturally. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for the girl to say that she actually found a male ticket!The male ticket also wants to play games together, so we can't get married!Mr. Yunlu had no choice but to separate with tears in his eyes, and now he has become a good girlfriend with his sister.

Speaking of marriage, Mr. Yunlu also wanted to wipe away his sad tears.

Yi Jian-jun saw that Yunlu-jun hadn't spoken for a long time, and hugged Yunlu-jun's thigh: "I don't care, you can't abuse me in this day when everyone abuses single dogs!"

Mr. Yunlu wiped away the tears from the corner of his eyes and looked up at the sky, brother also felt abused.

Mr. Yunlu looked down at Mr. Yijian: "Then what do you want?"

Yi Jianjun: "Let's spread love! Go to Magpie Bridge!"

Yunlu-jun immediately kicked Yijian-jun away: "No."

At this time, the system announced that the heavenly beads were falling, and Mr. Yunlu got on his horse and said to pick up the beads, and Mr. Yijian got up from the ground and followed suit.

Waiting for the gap between the beads, Mr. Yi Jian felt that he couldn't do this. First of all, he had to determine whether he liked Mr. Yunlu, whether he wanted to be friends with Mr. Yunlu or chase after him.

Yi Jianjun thought about it for a while, but still kept it secret, Tianji Jun: "Chicken."

Tianji Jun: "You are the chicken! Your whole family is a chicken!"

Yi Jianjun: "Basic."

Mr. Tianji wants to explode: "You are the base!"

Yi Jianjun: "Ji, how can you say you like someone."

Tianji-jun: "Tomorrow, I will introduce ten or eight girls to Yunlu-jun for him to choose."

Yi Jianjun: "You dare to be paralyzed!"

Tianji Jun: "Look at you, don't ask me, just go back."

Yi Jianjun: "No, I won't tell you that you are unreliable."

Yi Jianjun went to look for Bing Xin's sister No. [-] again: "Two."

The girl replied immediately: "You are only two if you are paralyzed!"

Yi Jianjun: "No, no, brother asked you something."

The second sister said, "Ask."

Yi Jianjun said: "How do you know if you like someone?"

Second sister: "Who do you form first when you go online?"

Lord Yijian: "Mr. Yunlu."

Second Sister: "Fucking gay, don't come to the show! I knew you were going to say that!"

Mr. Yi Jian thought for a while, and secretly said: "Little 38, little 38, come out!"

Mr. Mengyao: "You are only 38, why are you looking for brother?"

Yi Jianjun simply said: "How to chase people?"

Mr. Monster: "Didn't you give Yunlu a mount tonight?"

Yi Jianjun felt that the matter had reached a dead end.

It's a pity that I missed the Dzi Bead, and Yi Jianjun returned empty-handed.

In the end, the second sister saw that Yijianjun was too pitiful, so she gave Yijianjun a suggestion, hey, don’t be too anxious, you can let Yunlu-jun get used to you slowly, if he says he will be sworn in, just follow him , You were not there that day and he didn't get used to it, you succeeded. Besides, you are still short of this little money for the minute-by-minute refund.

Mr. Yijian thought about it too, so he said to Mr. Yunlu, "It's fine if you don't get married! Let's go to be sworn brothers! But I have a request."

Mr. Yunlu asked what the request was.

Yi Jianjun said: "You have to change your name with me."

Yunlu-jun nodded: "Okay, I also wanted to take advantage of half the price to change my name."

So Mr. Yunlu asked Sanyang Liuhe to shake his face, and Mr. Yijian asked Feng Qitian to punish him not to stop.

When it went online, the influential people sprayed water all over the computer screen. Are you going to change your couple's name and get married!

Mr. Yunlu said: "No, go to worship."

Huo Huo yelled on the alliance channel: "I beg your sister! Go get married right away! Lord Yijian is showing love and love!"

Yi Jianjun said: "I don't have money to spend."

Huo Huo said: "Isn't it just that the two are in love! Come to the Alliance to pay for you!"

Mr. Yunlu said: "Come on, if you have that money, you might as well buy me a diamond and I'll spend 15 on it."

In the end, before the two of them arrived at the Bauhinia Peak, they received a gift from Huang Huo, and each of them fell in love with the wilderness.

Huanghuo girl flicked the small handkerchief: "This is the wish of the alliance! I wish you all the best luck for a hundred years!"

Yi Jianjun has praised the alliance all over the place in his heart, and I will be reimbursed for tomorrow's red pill!You are too 6!

Mr. Yunlu looked at Dahuang with a bitter face, and knew that he would not change his name.

Mr. Tianji popped up to address the essential problem: "The two of them haven't changed their gender yet! One of them needs to change!"

Huanghuomei said: "Of course we, Mr. Yunlu, married you Yijian! Buy Yijian a reincarnation!"

Mr. Tianji refused to accept: "It's obviously Yijian Gong! This article is Yijian x Yunlu, you can't reverse CP!"

Huanghuo girl is about to go berserk: "Some people say that Mr. Yijian is more angry! Besides, you can't let Mr. Yunlu change his gender just because of Yijian x Yunlu! Are you being discriminated against?"

Mr. Tianji said: "Who said that! Who discriminated against! Our power has always been married by others! Marrying is a person of our power, and death is the ghost of our power!"

Huo Huo said: "No, no, no! Mr. Yijian will marry you!"

Lord Tianji: "Yunlu is already in our power! Even if you marry him!"

When the two power masters were competing, they bought Reincarnation and sent them to Yunlu Yijian's account, Tianji sent Yunlu, and Huanghuo sent Yijian.

Mr. Yunlu rested his chin and watched the two bickering, it was quite interesting these two people.

Yi Jianjun received the props and went to Jiuli without saying a word, took off his clothes and went offline.

Mr. Yunlu, who was watching, didn't notice that someone was missing.

So the newly released skateboard girl shyly appeared on the alliance channel: "Master, let's get married."

Now it's Yunlu-jun's turn to feel that he took the wrong script, wait, author!At this time, don't I still feel that Yi Jianjun is stupid and his relationship has not yet reached that stage?Why did they suddenly fly over from sworn worship to marriage?

Yunlu-jun gritted his teeth and secretly Yijianjun, oh Buyi Jianniang: "You don't like me! We agreed to be sworn brothers!"

The newly-released Yi Jianniang is changing clothes, which one looks better: "Hey, the plan hasn't changed quickly, Mr. Gong, do you think school uniforms look better or Zui Taiping looks better?"

Mr. Yunlu thought for a while and said: "The blue and white head looks good with the school uniform, and the lotus head looks good with Zui Taiping. No! Don't change the topic!"

I first pulled the red line with you tonight, and then you changed my name, and then the alliance reimbursed me. Even if it is half price, I can’t make it like this. How many years will I have to be a cow and a horse for the alliance!

Yi Jianniang suddenly asked sadly: "Am I not nice?"

Mr. Yunlu said: "Not anymore..." It's just a bit silly, comprehensive in all aspects.

Yi Jianniang continued to be sad: "Look, I already cut dick for you."

Mr. Yunlu showed the reincarnation in the bag: "This is not something I want to buy."

Yi Jianniang forced: "You see we have known each other for so long, you should also give me a name, don't you think it would be nice for us to play together, there are bonuses in activities and titles."

Mr. Yunlu began to think.

Yi Jianniang continued to press: "It is the wish of the alliance to let us get married. Can you live up to the wish of the alliance? You see, the sex change has been reported, and the wild fire girl also said that if we get married right away, she will also give us the money for the marriage application." It was reimbursed."

Mr. Yunlu paused for a while, rubbed his hands and got on the horse: "You didn't say it earlier, go and get married, I won't suffer if I don't spend money."

Yi Jianniang's hand that pretended to wipe away her tears stopped, it's a nuisance!It turns out that you can handle it so well!

But Yi Jianniang happily organized Mr. Yunlu to go to Magpie Bridge.

Huo Huo yelled all over the world: "Today! It's a day of great joy for our alliance! The official partner of X service is getting married! Comrades, collect the gift bags all over the world!"

Then the whole area congratulates the lilies at the foot of Brokenback Mountain, and then Yunlu-jun and Yijian-jun received a lot of consigned dragon and phoenix gift boxes from their friends, and Yijian-jun was delighted to think that these brothers are very interesting, and the lily will spread a word later big!

As a result, it was all chrysanthemums when it was disassembled, and Mr. Yijian was hehehehe, what about Lei Zuan?

Then the system swiped over, and the titles of the two were changed to husband and wife titles. Yi Jian didn't sit in a sedan chair, and threw lily after taking the money.

Everyone saw that Baihe's system collectively hehe Yijianjun, the alliance has reported such a fee for you, is it enough for you to throw 213J!There are so many brothers in the alliance!

Mr. Yi Jian said whether he likes to grab or not!Don't grab me and grab it myself!

Everyone said don't let us grab it!

When the mysterious gift bag was opened, everyone couldn't hold back and opened Yijianjun together, why did you put the chrysanthemum in it again!This is for you!

Yi Jianniang cried and lay down on the ground and shouted, "Master, save me!"

As a result, Mr. Yunlu was also thrown to the ground: "My lady...you have no strength for your husband."

Long Wumei, who put down the dog leash, pointed to Mr. Yunlu and said, "Tell you to run, tell you to run! Do you think we won't be able to grab Lily if we run too far! Just lie down and don't move!"

It turned out that Mr. Yunlu wanted to pick up the lily himself, but there was a crowd of people around him, so he jumped up and down. Anyway, the lily fell with him, but he was dragged back by Long Wumei.

The scene of the husband and wife lying together bitterly, and the alliance robbing the lily around the two corpses is also very joyful.

Mr. Yunlu opened the green umbrella after the wedding, and the moment he opened it, the system posted a deed: "Together with you."

Yi Jianjun said proudly: "How is it? Isn't this deed nice? I think you only bought this pink umbrella."

Mr. Yunlu replied awkwardly: "Thank you then." Then he went through the consignment and bought a set of Zhuozhuoqihua for Mr. Yijian.

Yi Jianjun chuckled and put on his clothes to show off to Tianji.

Mr. Yunlu stared at the appellation for a long time, and smiled, "Just get married if you get married, it's quite interesting." ?