How do we fall in love with different species

?He Yifan is curled up and squatting at the gate of the XX community. In order to attract the attention of passers-by, he specially pulled out a few slender leaves and placed them in front of him: 1X1=1.

Although he has a rough face now, and he can't see where the seriousness is at all, but at this moment, he still tries to put on a serious face, staring at Ye Zi in front of him blankly, thinking about the next life, no, it should be a rabbit born.I have been a human being for 23 years, and I am not used to suddenly becoming a rabbit. I don't know if such a small brain capacity can make me think about the next life of a rabbit.

As a good and law-abiding young man, he never thought that he would run a red light, so that he has not recovered from the car accident until now, and the whole rabbit feels hazy.Obviously he didn't have a brain twitch, but he couldn't figure out why he crossed the road so gracefully on the sidewalk showing a red light like a snake that day.This fucking is obviously the rhythm of the brain being caught by the door!Such a brain-dead person must not be me.If he had encountered such a situation in the past, he would have cursed and complained crazily in his heart for 5 minutes, and then secretly gave himself a thumbs up in his heart, because he obeyed the traffic rules and had a particularly noble sentiment.

Previously, his curse on others hadn't come true, and then, this time it was his turn, and the result was delightful.As for what happened after being hit, he didn't know, because he woke up more than an hour ago, and then found out in horror that he had become a gray rabbit.It takes half an hour to accept the fact that I have become a hairball in a corner.Then I knew today's date from the LED notice board at the gate of the community.Just being a wild rabbit like this will definitely starve to death, because he doesn't want to look for food in the trash can at all.Jumping all the way into the community in a high-profile way will definitely be caught by the guards, and maybe it will become a gangster. Thinking about it, I feel very tired.

After thinking for a while, He Yifan decided that the most urgent thing is to find a long-term meal ticket.

He didn't know what breed he was, whether he was worth money, his eyes were not wide enough, and his claws were too short to reach his ears. After several failed attempts to identify himself, he wisely decided to squat at the base of the guard room.As long as the guard didn't poke his head out of the guard room, he would never be seen, and he could attract the eyes of passers-by.If you don't know your breed, you must have extraordinary skills, and then you will have the 1X1=1 in front of you.In this day and age, pets that can add are not uncommon, but as a rabbit that can multiply, it must be worth collecting, sure!

Just when He Yifan was seriously planning his next life in a rabbit, a car drove into the community, and a breeze blew up as the car passed by, messing up He Yifan's arithmetic problems.The serious hairy face showed signs of cracking. Looking at the car driving away, He Rabbit could only vent a few words in his heart while fiddling with weeds.It may be due to the rush hour after get off work. In a short time, several cars entered the community one after another. He Rabbit looked at the arithmetic problems he had set up, and was destroyed again and again. His serious and self-cultivated face could no longer hold back , the anger value soared upwards.

He just wants to be a quiet and beautiful rabbit waiting for the meal ticket to be taken away!

He Rabbit fiddled with the arithmetic problem again with a depressed face, and then watched a black car approaching. In view of the previous experience of weeds being blown away, He Rabbit wisely chose to lie on the arithmetic problem this time , Then, the arithmetic problem was blown away again.There is no other reason, but He Rabbit's puzzle is relatively big, and he himself is too short.

This is all the malice of car owners, okay?

He Rabbit was completely detonated, jumped up and pointed at the driver and cursed: "It's amazing to drive a car, I don't know this is a community, do you understand the speed limit, you little bitches who have no sense of the law!" However , This cursing voice is a series of cadenced "cuckoo" in other people's ears.And the sound is slightly smaller, and the driver can't hear it at all.So He Rabbit watched the car drive away again, this must not be possible!With the rage value overflowing, as a former human being, this is simply unbearable!So He Rabbit resolutely followed the car and ran after the car.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Cheng Jin looked at Mao Tuanzi who was chasing after him through the rearview mirror, the corners of his lips curled slightly, and after slowing down the car, he smiled viciously.

He answered the phone at the gate of the community before, and accidentally spotted this strange hairball. Every time a car entered or left the community, he would fiddle with it in the open space in front of him, and then squatted quietly at the base of the wall.Because the distance was a bit far away, he couldn't see what he was messing with. After hanging up the phone and driving closer, he took a casual glance at the neutral gear raised by the lifting lever, and found out that it was a multiplication problem, and he was very careful. If it is placed outward, passers-by can see what it is at a glance.

Well, it is indeed an interesting hairball.

However, to his surprise, when his car approached, the hairy dumpling lay down on the question in a funny pose, and when the car passed by, he glanced sideways at the lying on the ground. Mao Tuanzi, looking at the grass clippings blown away by the wind, he couldn't help laughing anymore.

Cheng Jin looked at the hairball that was getting closer and closer behind him, speeded up the car, waited for a longer distance, and then slowed down the car. He happily circled the neighborhood for a half circle, and when the hairball finally couldn't speed up , Cheng Jin turned at a fork, speeded up, and drove the car into the garage of her villa.

When He Yifan caught up, Cheng Jin's car had already disappeared.He Yifan walked forward for a while on his short hairy legs, but he still couldn't find anyone, so he was inevitably a little frustrated.When he rushed into the neighborhood impulsively, he regretted it. If he hadn't seen the owner of the car deliberately slowing down, he would definitely have retreated.Afterwards, the owner of the car drove the car fast and slow, He Yifan could see it naturally.But as a person, who would take a rabbit as a pastime, and then He Yifan diverged his thinking for a while, and finally came to the conclusion: the owner of the car is urging him to hurry up!

So He Rabbit ran after the car in front of him with full horsepower and humming.When he was too tired to run, the car turned another corner, and when he caught up, the black car disappeared.After running for so long, He Rabbit was extremely tired. He walked forward staggeringly while panting heavily on his short legs. He didn't have the energy to worry about whether the owner of the car was teasing him. up.

Cheng Jin parked the car and came out of the garage. Through the lenses, Cheng Jin stared at the gray dumpling who was walking crookedly, with a half-smile and a half-smile. The ring clasp on the index finger slowly waving in circles, and whistled happily.

The moment Cheng Jin walked out from the corner of the small garden, He Rabbit was attracted attention, thinking in his heart, since he couldn't find the car owner who played tricks on him, then this one is also fine, see how the clothes look Look how it looks like a meal ticket!I was thinking in my heart whether I should show off my superb IQ in front of a man, try to conquer him, let him take myself under his command, and live a carefree life from now on!Then, he just watched the man take out a car key in front of him, and whistled happily at himself.

Fuck!This...isn't this just playing/fiddled with the owner of his own feelings!With such a gentle and handsome appearance, but such a bad personality, he is really a model of a well-dressed bird/beast!

Cheng Jin naturally didn't know what He Rabbit was thinking. After appreciating Mao Tuanzi's stunned expression with satisfaction, he happily walked into his villa.After opening the door, seeing that Mao Tuanzi was still squatting outside the garden without responding, he reminded him in a good mood: "Aren't you going to come in? Then I'll close the door."

He Rabbit immediately came back to his senses, and ran towards the open door with his short legs.Then he happily entered the house, which must not have happened, because the door slammed shut as he jumped up the steps of the door.