How do we fall in love with different species

?Rabbit He squatted on the pillow and stretched out a paw to scratch and pull on the tablet. Because the paw was a little short, almost half of his body was spread on the tablet when operating, which made the rabbit very inconvenient, so he simply turned off the game plan Go to Balabala.com to watch new animations.

Just opened the ferry webpage, suddenly remembered about cultivation, took a peek at the man, and found that he was reading a book, so secretly searched for the method of rabbit becoming a sperm, to the rabbit's disappointment, there was no one at all, so I hugged and tried With a mentality of giving it a try, I applied for a new ferry ID, and posted a post on the post bar I used to visit frequently.After posting, I happily opened the Balabala website to watch anime.After watching the two episodes, I felt that the time was almost up, so I opened the post.

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[Subject: [Question Help] How can I make the rabbit become refined?Wait online!urgent! ! ! ! 】

1L: Damned!Go down to earth privately again!Don't go back to the moon palace to make medicine!

2L: This post will be popular, leave a name in the front row.

3L: Play Buddhist scriptures to it every day, why not give it a light!

4L: Upstairs SB, playing Buddhist scriptures will get rid of the evil spirit.

5L: If the rabbit wants to cultivate into a spirit, it needs to put the rabbit under the moon every night, put its front paws together, bow down to the moon, and absorb the aura of heaven and earth. After a long time, it will become a spirit!

6L: LZ was sent by a monkey, I was drunk seeing such a post!

7L: I agree with 5L, by the way, LZ, by the way, install a receiver or something for your rabbit, so that the absorption is more effective!

8L: For LZ’s reference:

For all vegetation to become a demon, it must receive the essence of the moonlight, but it must be Gengshen Yeyuehua.Because of Gengshen Yeyuehua, there is emperor fluid in it, which is shaped like countless olives and thousands of golden threads, hanging down one after another.The grass and trees in the world can become demons when they receive their essence, and foxes and ghosts can show supernatural powers when they eat them.Vegetation has nature but not life, and the pulp has nature, which can replenish life; foxes and ghosts have their own life, so eating them is very beneficial. —— "Continuation of the Son Without a Word"

So, let your rabbits eat Diliuzhi, and they will become fine immediately after eating it!

No thanks LZ!

9L: Directly teach your rabbit English for the postgraduate entrance examination. When it can score 80 points in the exam, it will become a master!

10L: 5L is obviously nonsense!By the way, my rabbit has been worshiping the sun every morning and the moon every night for two years. Sometimes if I don’t let it out of the cage in the morning, that guy will be unhappy all day long!Just like this, you still haven't become a master!Still crying stupidly!

11L: The rabbit upstairs didn't become a spirit, it must be because there is not enough time!Give it a try!

12L: The landlord went online to buy a "demon refining pot" from "Xuanyuan Sword", put some tourmaline, agate, narcissus, etc., and then put your rabbit in it and shut it for a few minutes. After 60 years of this cycle, you will become a rabbit demon!

13L: [Borrow a place to ask] How can a cat become a loli with cat ears?

Do you show "Lolita's Time" and "Hanamaru Kindergarten" to it every day?

Do you want to go to Akihabara again to open something?Ask for help! ! ! !

14L: The upstairs is a wretched uncle! !It's too heavy, okay! ! !There are not many methods above, just choose one upstairs and try it out!

15L: Reply 11L: If I let my little rabbit do this, will she be able to fly to Guanghan Palace in a year?

16L: Worship the moon upstairs and ask Sister Chang'e ￣

17L: Go online to buy a jade of four souls, and insert/insert it into the chrysanthemum/flower of your rabbit.

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When Rabbit He saw the last one, his chrysanthemum tightened suddenly, and he felt that he could no longer communicate properly with his friends.I was considering the references provided by the friends above, when the bed next to me suddenly sank, and a man's nice voice came from my ear: "There are so many options, which one are you going to choose?"

He Rabbit turned his hairy head tremblingly, staring stiffly at the cheek that was close at hand.To cover it up, "paji" and the whole body lay on the tablet!

Nothing just happened, really!

Cheng Jin lay prone on the pillow, rubbed her cheek against the little hairball, stared at He Rabbit for a while with a half-smile, and then put her phone in front of the hairball.

He Rabbit looked at the screen of the mobile phone, wishing that the whole rabbit would disappear in place!

The content of the post on the mobile phone just stopped at 17L, so "Go online to buy a jade of four souls, and then insert/put it into the chrysanthemum/flower of your rabbit." Just like that, a few large characters glittered and occupied the entire screen!

"Hmm... which one do you want to try? The demon refining pot, the receiver, the English book for the postgraduate entrance examination, or the jade of the four souls?" Cheng Jin reached out and gently poked her head into the rabbit's fur paw.

"What's wrong? Are you shy? Still think you have something to tell me? En?" Cheng Jin picked up the rabbit, put it in her arms, and smoothed Mao Tuanzi's hair one after another, "Hey... If you don't want to talk, we can talk tomorrow Let’s go to the scientific research institute and ask… eh?”

He Rabbit was extremely sad and angry, and grunted dissatisfied.This bird/beast!Are you sure going to the Academy of Sciences is really not a threat!Sensen was crying stupidly by himself!Really, how can you be so stupid!This man is as fine as a man, and he still doesn't know how to restrain himself!It deserves it!

Stretching out his paws to hold the man's mouth where he wanted to speak again, he grumbled twice reluctantly, and jumped to the side of the tablet.He typed on the tablet with his hairy paws and replied: I just said it.

Cheng Jin propped her chin with one hand, smiled and nodded.

Seeing the man's expression, He Rabbit scolded the animal/beast in his heart, then stretched out his hairy paws and typed on the tablet: I said, you are not allowed to take me to the research institute!

Cheng Jin gently stroked Mao Tuanzi's tense back: "I won't say anything, and I won't take you to the research institute."

Rabbit He squatted in front of the tablet and squinted at Cheng Jin, finally sighed in his heart, and continued to type: I was originally a human being, but I had a car accident two days ago, and I became like this after waking up.

Cheng Jin narrowed her eyes, pondered for a moment and said, "That's all?"

He Rabbit turned around and looked at the man nodding his hairy head.

"Well... What a pity... I thought you were a rabbit..." Cheng Jin had a slightly regretful expression.

He Rabbit: "..."

"Then what are you...well..." Cheng Jin paused, and decided to ask a tactful question, "Where's your body?"

He Rabbit continued typing: I don't know, I don't even know if I'm dead or not.

Cheng Jin stroked Mao Tuanzi's back: "What about your family? Do they know? Do you need me to contact you?"

He Rabbit was silent for a while before continuing to type: I don't know, I don't need it, they have cut off contact with me long ago.

Cheng Jin lightly stroked Mao Tuanzi's hand, paused, and said, "Tomorrow, let's go to the hospital to have a look."

He Rabbit glanced at the man suspiciously: Which hospital do you know?

"Do you remember where you were hit?" Cheng Jin asked.

He Rabbit typing: I remember, it is the entrance of the Wo AA shopping mall in OO Plaza.

Cheng Jin picked up her mobile phone and pressed a number: "Hello...Liu Xiao...Help me find out about the car accident that happened in front of the Wo AA shopping mall in OO Plaza on the 23rd...Yes...Where was the injured person sent to?" The hospital has rescued it... Tomorrow morning... Who cares about you... You have to finish the work for me in bed before talking... If you talk about it, your salary will be deducted!"

After hanging up the phone, he threw the phone aside casually, seeing Mao Tuanzi squatting stupidly on the pillow, buried in his head, not knowing what he was thinking, suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and poked the little Mao Tuan: "Okay, Let's go on."

Mao Tuanzi was puzzled, tilted his head to look at him, what to continue?

Cheng Jin took it for granted: "Don't you want to practice, let's discuss which method is more suitable."

He Rabbit is silent, what is going on with this kind of divine turn!Obviously the atmosphere just now was very heavy!

"Tell me, which one do you like?" Cheng Jin urged.

He Rabbit was silent, feeling that it was particularly weird to discuss this kind of issue with a person.Although I feel that the opinions provided by the friends are a bit stupid, I still want to give it a try.

Rabbit He put his hairy paw on the tablet, swiped it twice, pointed to 5L and then pointed to 11L.

Cheng Jin raised her eyebrows: "Are you planning to pay homage to the first Jiazi of the moon?"

He Rabbit nodded. Comparing all the methods, this is the only one that is reliable, and it is often shown on TV! 8L also mentions the Essence of the Moon.

Cheng Jin smiled softly: "Do you know how many years a Jiazi is?"

How many years has He Rabbit tilted his head?

"60 years!"

He Rabbit instantly withered, 60 years, whether he can live to that time is still a question!

"another."

Then this, Maozhuo pointed to 8L.

Cheng Jin said mercilessly: "I searched just now, and it's sold on Mbao. The key is, do you dare to eat it when I buy it?"

Rabbit He shrank his neck, thinking that eating this kind of food was a bit risky, and he managed to save his life. If he died from eating it, he would find someone to cry to.

This exclusion must be replaced.

He Rabbit compared again and found that there were only "Demon Refining Pot" and "Jade of Four Souls", but these two were unreliable!Especially the "Jade of the Four Souls" is still stuffed with chrysanthemums/flowers!This minute is the rhythm of anus/fissure!

Angrily slapped Cheng Jin, you are clearly teasing a rabbit!

"what happened?"

He Rabbit grinned and raised Cheng Jin's paw.

"What do you mean?" Cheng Jin remembered that the little guy had raised his paw to him like this before.

He Rabbit turned around and typed an English word on the tablet: F-U-C-K!

Cheng Jin raised his eyebrows, picked up He Rabbit, and poked his hairy buttocks, and said, "I just searched, and there are online sellers of four soul jade, why don't we buy one for you to try? kindness?"

He Rabbit's body froze for an instant, and then struggled vigorously. This...this bird/beast dared to poke his ass blatantly!Although it's just a rabbit now, you can't touch places like the butt casually!And the Jade of the Four Souls or something, fortify yourself!Birds/beasts!

Seeing that the hair ball was struggling so badly, Cheng Jin rubbed the hair ball again and again, and said softly, "Okay, okay... I was wrong... Shouldn't we be grateful for the grace of the four souls?"

After He Rabbit heard the words, he became quiet. After a second, he suddenly recalled that the tone of this animal/beast sounded like coaxing a child!Looking up at the man, he found that the man was looking at him with a gentle face. He Rabbit turned his back and pointed his butt at the man uncomfortably.

"Are you angry again?" Cheng Jin persistently poked He Rabbit's hairy buttocks.

He Rabbit moved his butt, and kicked the man's finger with his back paw.Then you must be angry, let me tease you if you have the ability?

Cheng Jin laughed, and rubbed his face against the hairball.