The corpse is on the top, the path is connected
Chapter 6, 678 confused
?Zuo Lianshi brought himself back to the Taoist temple, and the two of them finally returned to the Taoist temple at dinner time.
The stomach that was too exhausted along the way was already growling with hunger, and now that I finally got home, Lian Shi hurriedly put Duan Qing down, and said to Duan Qing: "Eat quickly, the weather is gone, it's good to finish eating go to sleep."
However, Lian Shi was the only one who ate all the time, and Duan Qing just watched Lian Shi keep eating without moving a bite.
After eating a few fruits, Lian Shi, who was no longer so hungry, raised his head and found Duan Qing squatting in front of him looking at him.
But it’s okay to look at yourself, but when Lian Shi raised his head, what he saw was not Duan Qing’s exquisite little face, but Duan Qing who was not wearing clothes, because he was squatting facing him, his appearance was as delicate as Duan Qing himself A little romance.
Lian Shi instantly turned a big red face.
Duanqing, who had been watching Lianshi all the time, also discovered at this moment that the little love that he had inadvertently revealed to Lianshi was watched by Lianshi.
"Brother." The paragraph of love broke the silence between the two.
"Ah?" Lian Shi finally came back to his senses.
Seeing Lian Shi's appearance at this moment, Duan Qing felt bad again, pretending to be scared and asked: "Why is my brother looking at the place where I pee all the time? Could it be that the place where I pee is broken? Woohoo, brother, Duan Qing I'm so scared, can you show Duanqing, Duanqing is scared!"
Lian Shi was embarrassed at first, but now he was caught by Duan Qing and asked to show him again without telling him, Lian Shi's face became more bloodshot, and he didn't dare to look in Duan Qing's direction.
However, how could Duanqing let Lianshi go just like that? Duanqing pretended to be afraid and pulled the distance between herself and Lianshi closer.
Lian Shi avoided left and right, and Duan Qing said in a crying tone: "Woo~ Duan Qing's little JJ is broken. Woo~ Duan Qing is so scared, can brother help Duan Qing? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~"
Lian Shi really couldn't bear Duan Qing to be like this, so he had to hold back his embarrassment and let Duan Qing come over.
Duanqing rushed over, sat on Lianshi's lap, opened her legs, looked at Lianshi with clear and pure eyes, "Brother~"
An elder brother called back Lianshi who was in a daze.
I wanted to fool things, but I didn't want Duanqing to intentionally use magic to make the spot red and swollen, which really surprised Lianshi.
Lian Shi wanted to see what was going on, held back his shyness and touched it with his hands, and heard Duan Qing "Wow! It hurts, brother, Duan Qing hurts so much! Don't touch it! Don't touch it again!"
Duan Qing's acting skills are naturally not bad as a corpse god for tens of thousands of years, tears are rolling in her eyes, and they are about to fall.
Seeing this, Lian Shi felt distressed again, and couldn't help but comfort him.
"Okay, Duanqing is the strongest, it's okay, it won't hurt later."
"Woo~ brother." Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi aggrieved.
"Okay, okay, stop crying."
"Woo~ Brother blow it up, blow it up for a while, it won't hurt anymore."
Lian Shi's face flushed red again, he refused to make a move.
Seeing that Lianshi refused to do anything, he wanted to cry again.
Lian gently stroked Duanqing's face with his hands, and said softly: "Duanqing, go to sleep, it won't hurt when you fall asleep."
Naturally, he refused to let go if the love failed to achieve his goal. Sitting on Lianshi's lap, he swayed for a while, and the strange feeling that Lianshi had in the morning reappeared, as if something was about to burst out of his body.
Lian Shi didn't dare to waste time, picked up Duan Qing, and turned his face to Duan Qing's little girl.
JJ gently blew bursts of cool wind with his mouth.
"Well," Duanqing couldn't help but yelled out this time because she wasn't pretending but was really comfortable.
Seeing Lian Shi's serious appearance, Duan Qing's bad intentions resurfaced, and he leaned forward while Lian Shi was unprepared.For a moment, Lianshi felt a small, cool, soft object enter his mouth.
Even the real conditioned reflex wanted to spit it out, but it turned out that what was spit out was...
"Duanqing!" Lian Shi snapped.
Duan Qing shrank her neck pretending to be wronged, and argued in a low voice: "Brother, I'm sorry, it's because my brother blows it too comfortably. Duan Qing thinks that since the wind blown by my brother is so comfortable, it must be more comfortable inside. Huh... brother I'm sorry, don't be angry, Duan Qing knows she was wrong, and Duan Qing never dares again."
Lian Shi lost his temper because of Duan Qing's crying, and asked nicely, "How is it? Does it still hurt?"
Duan Qing shook her head, Lian Shi breathed a sigh of relief, Duan Qing nodded again, and Lian Shi's heart rose again.
"Brother, Duan Qing still hurts a bit, but it's much better, thank you brother." Duan Qing smiled sweetly at Lian Shi.
Lian Shi suddenly felt that everything was worth it. ?
☆. Little zombies getting worse
After a long time, Lian Shi came back to his senses, got up and opened Duanqing's mouth, and kept shouting: "Duanqing spit it out, spit it out, you can't eat that! You really can't eat that!"
Duan Qing laughed secretly in her heart: "He is really stupid! How can you spit out the food you eat in your stomach! Even if you can spit it out, there is no reason to return the things in the hands of the deity!"
But he still pretended to be wronged, and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, don't, you made Duan Qing's mouth sore!"
Lian Shi hurriedly let go, while rubbing, he kept asking Duan Qing: "Does it still hurt?"
Duan Qing thought that this time it would anger Lian Shi, but after all, she thought that Lian Shi was really good-tempered, so she didn't get angry.I thought this kind of thing could only be done once, but I didn't expect Lian Shi to give him another chance in the future.
Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi aggrievedly, Lian Shi was taken aback for a moment, and she called Duan Qing "Wow!" Tears could not stop falling out, that little appearance really made people feel distressed.
Lian Shi thought that he had done something wrong, after all, the master was always irritated by him before he was alive, and he was so angry that he didn't even eat, so he asked cautiously, "What's wrong with you, Duan Qing?"
Duanqing was secretly happy in her heart, hehe, the conspiracy is done.
Twitching and twitching, he said: "My brother clearly has something to eat, but he doesn't give Duanqing, and hides it so strictly, does my brother regret agreeing to raise Duanqing?"
Lian Shi was wronged, complained endlessly in his heart, but still said sincerely: "No, there really isn't, it's just that it really can't be eaten, it's dirty, and it doesn't taste good."
Duan Qingxin said: Idiot!But I really didn't expect that this stupid-looking little Taoist tasted so good.The taste of that stuff is really good, and it also stimulates the energy of a person, so it can be eaten as food, and there is no need to worry about the lack of energy.
"It's delicious, but my brother is lying! My brother just doesn't like Duanqing! My brother wants to starve Duanqing to death, and completely get rid of this little burden of Duanqing!"
Even someone who was caught in a conspiracy theory couldn't explain clearly, and felt all kinds of uncomfortable.
Finally, Duan Qing saw that it would be difficult for Lianshi to step into the trap by himself, so he attacked directly and said: "If brother really wants to prove that brother doesn't think so, then agree to Duan Qing. As long as brother agrees to Duan Qing, I will forgive brother!"
Lian Shi was worrying about this matter, and now Duan Qing's words were in line with his own heart, so he nodded quickly and said, "Tell me, I can promise you anything!"
What a fool!Duan Qing thought to herself, but she didn't reveal anything on her face, she watched Lian Shi seriously and slowly revealed her ultimate goal: "Brother, Duan Qing will starve to death without food!"
Lian Shi's heart trembled when he heard this.
Duanqing knew that the purpose of this sentence was achieved and said immediately: "My brother has something to eat!"
Lian Shi's face turned red when he heard this, and his heart trembled again.
Duan Qing was amused, and continued to induce: "Brother, can you feed Duan Qing every day? Duan Qing doesn't want to be full, just don't starve to death!"
Lian Shi was both embarrassed and distressed.
Seeing that Lian Shi hadn't spoken for a long time, Duan Qing thought she couldn't succeed, and pretended to be disappointed, lowered her head sadly and didn't speak or look at Lian Shi, planning to make a last-ditch effort.
Seeing that the situation is so true, he still intends to be a coward and not speak.
Duan Qing felt ruthless, and planned to give Lian Shi some serious information, and said in a low voice, disappointed: "Since my brother hates Duan Qing so much and Duan Qing doesn't want to embarrass him, brother, Duan Qing is gone!"
Feeling that Lian Shi was a little moved, the acting emperor Duan Qing continued to work hard, and then acted in his Qiong Yao drama, "Duan Qing only hopes that after Duan Qing leaves, my brother will not go to find Duan Qing, Duan Qing is afraid that he will starve to death. To my brother. Duanqing hopes that Duanqing is cute in my brother's heart, not..."
Lian Shi originally heard that the little zombie was leaving, originally!He thought the little zombie was a burden, but when he heard that the little zombie was going to leave, he felt a faint pain in his heart. At that time, he felt a feeling of reluctance. Even he had experienced it with his master, so he understood.
Hearing that the little zombie was about to die again, the throbbing pain in his heart instantly magnified tens of thousands of times, as if his whole heart had been ripped open, the pain pierced through his heart.
Lian Shi was cruel, and said: "Don't go, I agree!" As a result, a momentary stumble turned into eternal hatred. Later, Lian Shi realized that there is a word called dying from exhaustion, and another word called pain and happiness.
Duan, who had achieved his goal, turned his back to Lianshi, so happy in his heart!Finally let me achieve my goal.Xiao Lianshi, you wait, I will enjoy you slowly in the future.
(I can foresee the miserable days when Lian Shi will never be single after being suppressed!!)?
☆, downhill
?In the early morning of the next day, when Lian Shi woke up, he found that he was bound by something, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he tried.
Opening his eyes, he was startled, why there was a little doll beside him who was as long and delicate as the fairy in the painting, his hands and feet were tightly wrapped around him, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
Lian Shi was taken aback for a moment, but then he remembered that he dug out a little zombie yesterday, and he promised to raise this little zombie. Moreover, Lian Shi blushed when he thought of this, because he suddenly remembered that he wanted to feed the little zombie in the future. Zombie, to ensure that the little zombie will not die, Lian Shi blushed.
He tried his best to unlock someone's limbs locked on his body, but he couldn't unlock it no matter what, so Lian Shi had to wake up Duan Qing.
"Duanqing, Duanqing, wake up quickly."
"Well, brother, did you call me?" Duan Qing asked sleepily as he untied Lianshi's limbs and put his arms around Lianshi's neck.
Lian Shi will pretend to be pitiful and innocent in the face of Ruan Ruan Meng Meng, and the love story of "poor life experience" just can't be hardened, can't be hardened, and talks softly with a wolf in sheep's clothing. Master Zun said: "It's dawn, I'm going down the mountain, would you like to go with me?"
"Yeah, as long as I'm with my brother and have a bite to eat, I won't starve to death. I'm willing to go to any relationship." Duan Qing obediently showed her cuteness to the cute little Taoist priest.
Lian Shi blushed again when Duan Qing talked about eating, and quickly changed the subject, "Then let's pack up and leave!"
A certain corpse statue obediently nodded in agreement, but then he thought in his stomach: What can I do?Isn't it just two priests with nothing and a zombie!
Sure enough, Mr. Corpse Venerable, he came back after a while after finding out the truth. He left in a hurry and returned in disappointment, and said with a disappointed face: "Let's go for a love affair! There is nothing to do except the two of us!"
Lord Corpse Zun thought so too, so the two parties reached an agreement, and the deal was completed. Lord Corpse Zun obediently nodded at Lian Shi, "Brother, let's go!"
After finishing speaking, he naturally trotted all the way to Lian Shi's body, opened his short arms, and said cutely, "Brother hug!"
Lian Shi obeyed slavishly, hugging Duan Qing in the most comfortable position.
A certain so-and-so contentedly snickered secretly in a place where Lian Shi couldn't see, hehe, as expected of someone who is valued by this deity, he got used to obeying the deity's orders unconditionally so quickly, and this plaything tastes really good, it seems that I You can let him stay with the deity for a little longer.But, this plaything is too pure, so I have to watch it carefully, otherwise I will be kidnapped by others for a while, where can I find another one!Well, that's the decision, treat this toy better in the future!
So a certain corpse master made such a happy decision without discussing with the person concerned.
On the other hand, Lianshi recalled in his mind the basic common sense of the world that he devoted himself to eliminating demons and defending the Tao, and did not ask his master in the world to popularize science.
However, just thinking about it in such a simple way, Lian Shi felt that his brain cells died instantly, more than in previous years. The brain cells lost today are enough to kill a mountain of mice.
Because Lian Shi discovered that one thing is necessary to walk in the world, and that thing is called money. Without that thing, one would be hungry, have no place to live, and...
Lian Shi realizes that he really has nothing, oh, of course, he has a unique little zombie in the world.
Thinking of this, Lian Shi smiled slightly, looking very happy.
Such a sweet and innocent smile, how can our Lord Shizun miss it, "Brother, what are you laughing at? Did you think of something funny? Tell Duan Qing, okay? Duan Qing seems to know!"
When I thought of the little zombie, I thought of Xiao Lianshi, so I was naturally embarrassed to say it.
"It's nothing, some trivial matters." Lian Shi prevaricated awkwardly.
All these naturally fell into the eyes of Lord Corpse Zun, who smiled knowingly and said nothing.
In this way, the years were quiet and peaceful, and the two went down the mountain in a short while. ?
☆, hard to find a job
? Lian Shi never thought that a job would be so hard to find.
Lian Shi was in a daze on the bustling street again, listless and full of doubts in his heart.
There will be scenes of being questioned constantly in my mind.
Lian Shi went to the tavern, but what he got was: "What can you do?"
Lian Shi replied at the time: "I can do anything."
As a result, in less than an hour, I washed three dishes and eight bowls by myself, and sent him to deliver the food. As a result, he delivered the food to the wrong table. In the end, Lian Shi got the ashen face of the shopkeeper and said: "You go! Go quickly ! Don't let me see you again!"
Later, Lian Shi went to many, many places, but all he got was the phrase "Let's go!"
Another time, Lian Shi entered a place where there were only men in it, and the men there were all hugging and hugging. When they saw him coming in, some people came to pester him. panda.
In exchange, the little zombie said to him with a livid face: "Lian Shi, you are mine, you are not allowed to look at other men, and you are not allowed to give my food to others."
How could Lord Corpse Zun, who has lived for tens of thousands of years, not know where Lian Shi went, but the innocent little Taoist priest didn't know, Duan Qing used words that only he and Lian Shi could understand. Lianshi explained and urged Lianshi to leave.
When Lian Shi heard the little zombie mention rice, he suddenly thought of what happened that night in the Taoist temple on the mountain, and his promise to the little zombie.
Lian Shi's face burned instantly, and he quickly left the magnificently decorated palace, which was extremely ugly inside.
After leaving there, Lian Shi blushed and asked Duan Qing: "What is there for?"
Duan Qing said in a very bad tone: "It's a place where men fuck men. If you want men to fuck, go in."
Lian Shi was frightened by Duan Qing's expression, and thought to himself: That must not be a good place!Don't even go in if you die in the future!
Just like that, Lianshi walked randomly on the street with Duanqing in his arms, without a goal or direction.
"My lord, the poor Taoist sees that your seal is black, and you may encounter a blood disaster today!" Lian Shi got stuck while walking, and a long-bearded and thin man who also wore a Taoist robe grabbed Lian Shi and faced him. Say these silly things.
Lian Shi himself is a Taoist priest, and he has practiced in the deep mountains for many years, so he can naturally tell whether he has any blood disasters.
What a magician, he is not a Taoist priest, how can he use the guise of a Taoist priest to bluff and deceive, he is deceiving the poor people!
Lianshi was very angry when he saw the true face of the fake Taoist priest, and saw that several people were deceived after he was not deceived successfully.
Among those who were deceived, there were high-ranking officials and nobles as well as ordinary poor people, but what made Lian Shi most indignant was that the fake Taoist priest even had a serious illness in his family. He also cheated a lot.
Lian Shi was very angry and wanted to step forward to clarify the truth but was stopped by Duan Qing.
"It's useless for you to go. If you go, you will be said to be deceived by others." Duan Qing told the truth coldly.
"Then I can't just sit and watch these people who have already been suffering are being tricked by that kind of scum!" Lian Shi really didn't understand why Duan Qing was so indifferent.
"You want to help them?" Duan Qing asked in a positive tone.
"En!" Lian Shi nodded affirmatively, his unwavering eyes told Duan Qing that Lian Shi would do what he wanted to do at all costs.
The situation is helpless.
"Okay! I can help you, but you have to do everything I say.'"
"it is good!"
"What you have to do now is to steal some money, buy a neat Taoist robe, and then be a real magic stick, so as to truly help the people you want to help. Let the lies of that fake magic stick be self-defeating." Duan Qing He simply stated his plan.
"What! You asked me to steal!" Lian Shi had never done such a bad thing as the Daoist Priest Yingyuan said.
Duanqing nodded affirmatively, "It's your business to do it or not, I don't care, and it's your own business to help those who are suffering and deceived, and I don't care."
Lian Shi gritted his teeth and made the first embarrassing decision in his life.
☆、True magic stick vs fake magic stick
?Not long after, Lian Shi came out of the clothing store without wearing a clean and tidy Taoist robe.
"It's not bad. It's true that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. It's different after changing into brand new clothes! The whole person has a lot of energy!" Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi with scrutiny and made a satisfied expression. evaluate.
Lian Shi was a little shy by Duan Qing's praise.
"It's okay to be shy!" Duan Qing couldn't help but have a new understanding of the degree of thin-skinnedness.
Lian Shi didn't care about the situation, thinking that he would compete with the fake Taoist priest later, he couldn't help but feel a little scared and a little excited.
After Lianshi returned to the place where the fake Taoist priest was again, he was stopped by Duanqing just as he was about to put down the signboard he bought.
"What's the matter?"
"Brother is so stupid! How can you sit on the side with the fake Taoist priest, you should sit opposite the fake Taoist priest and put up a signboard."
Duan Qing didn't explain why, and Lian Shi didn't ask, it was just because Lian Shi thought that Duan Qing was smarter than him from the bottom of his heart, and he should listen to Duan Qing.
In this way, Lianshi put the signboard directly opposite the fake Taoist signboard.
The fake Taoist had just finished deceiving a person and was about to take a breath when he looked up and saw a young boy sitting opposite him with a doll in his arms, and he was also trying to compete with him for business with the sign of magic.
"Who are you? How dare you come to compete with Liu Banxian for business!" The fake Taoist priest saw the person on the other side in a Taoist robe, sitting peacefully in the same place. It's really difficult.
Lian Shi ignored the false Taoist's provocation, smiled politely, and said indifferently: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Taoist priest! Xiao Dao Lianshi, originally in Yingyuan Mountain, was practicing with his master. I was arranged by the master to go down to the mountain for training, I don’t know which mountain I grew up from, and which famous teacher?”
Lian Shi taught him what to say word by word according to the passage, and even the tone of voice was so familiar.
Liu Banxian was originally a fake Taoist priest who swindled money, so naturally he didn't say where his teacher came from. Liu Banxian, who has always been eloquent, was actually speechless today when he was asked by Lianshi.
In the end, Liu Banxian could only hold back a sentence in embarrassment: "What does my teacher's origin have anything to do with you? Why should I tell you?"
Lian Shi was puzzled and showed a polite smile again, "Why did Daoist Liu say that? Why can't we both be Taoist priests and self-report our families? Besides, this is also an unwritten law among us Taoist priests. Don’t tell me? Or is it that Liu Daochang has been hidden from the world for 50 years, and he didn’t know this rule?”
Duan Qing made up a lie casually, in fact, Duan Qing didn't know anything about the Taoist priests, she just wanted to use a lie to expose another lie.
Liu Banxian is a fake Taoist priest, so naturally he doesn't know the unwritten rules among Taoist priests, so he is at a loss for words.
After a while, he laughed and said: "Master Lian, I originally practiced in an unknown Taoist temple, and I didn't have any contact with other Taoist priests. My master has been hidden for many years. You didn’t tell me, I didn’t know that this rule offended Daoist Lian, please forgive me.”
Seeing that the fake Taoist's tone softened, Duanqing didn't want to destroy this new toy at once, so she didn't pursue it further.
"Since that's the case, let's not talk about it. Liu Daochang is older than Xiaodao, so naturally his practice time is longer than Xiaodao's. Xiaodao is willing to bow down.
It's just that I don't know if I can ask Taoist Liu some questions that Xiao Dao doesn't understand? "
Liu Banxian has never practiced Taoism for a day, so naturally he dared not agree, and quickly refused: "Even the Taoist priest is too polite, but the talent of the poor Taoist is not enough, although he is dedicated to this cultivation, but the fate with this cultivation is superficial, so it's just a matter of time." It’s not good to laugh in front of the Daoist.”
Duanqing is funny in her heart, she really is a cunning plaything, you must hold on for a while longer!Otherwise what am I playing?Forget it, the deity is tired today, so I will let you go.
In this way, neither side continued to speak, but just looked at each other secretly.
Lian Shi is an honest person with good skills and a warm heart. He smiles and speaks softly. Although he is a newcomer, he has learned a lot this day.
☆, heartbeat
?The author has something to say: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Duanqing, eat it!" Lian Shi buried his pink face in his chest after saying this.
Master Shi Zun was naturally very happy, and quickly threw himself into Lian Shi's arms, pretending to be embarrassed and said: "But brother seems unhappy, Duan Qing is still hungry! If you starve again, you won't die! Brother, go to sleep!"
Duanqing's tactic of retreating into advancement has been tried and tested on Lianshi.
Lian Shi felt uncomfortable when he heard that the little zombie would wrong him again and continue to be hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lian Shi shook his head desperately, "Duanqing, no, really not, brother don't make things difficult, brother is willing, let's eat Duanqing!"
"Really? Brother didn't lie about love, did he?" Master Shi Zun continued to pretend to be a good and understanding boy.
"No, no, it's not embarrassing at all. Hurry up and eat Duanqing! You are growing up, don't be hungry!" Lian Shi urged Duanqing.
"Then I really ate it?" Lord Corpse Zun continued to ask uncertainly.
"Eat it!" Lian Shi said with certainty.
Duan Qing was no longer polite, and thought: Well, I have asked you many times, and you did it voluntarily, so don't blame me, and I won't let you go when the time comes.
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Thinking of this, for fear of Lianshi's repentance, he swallowed//lived Lianshi's jade///jing.
"Ah~ Let go of Duanqing, let go!" Lian Shi realized how big a mistake he had made in a moment of soft-heartedness.
"Brother, you lied to Duanqing, so you lied to Duanqing, brother doesn't like Duanqing at all, brother just hates Duanqing!" Master Shi Zun didn't want to force Lianshi to do such a thing, so he obediently let go of his mouth and continued to use Bitter meat.
Seeing the little zombie relying on him so much, and being so sad when he was rejected by him, Lian Shi's heart softened again, he couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it, really couldn't bear it, the relationship was so young, how could he lie to him, Master said , A gentleman is hard to chase after a word, and he pays attention to promises.No, you can't hurt Duanqing, he is still young.
In the end, under the tenderness and tears of Lord Zunzun, Lianshi lost his integrity time and time again, without a bottom line.
"Okay, hurry up, my brother is sleepy, and I have to go to bed after eating."
"it is good!"
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Master Corpse Zun instantly turned into a little leopard and pounced on his favorite.
I can't hold back my tongue □□, from the horse//yan to the small two jade//nang.
"Oh! Huh! So sad, I feel comfortable, Duan... Duanqing, ha, huh, um~" Lian Shi once again experienced the feeling of last time, very comfortable and sad, so contradictory. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the end, Lian Shi still failed to resist the serial attacks of Lord Corpse Zun, and dedicated his essence/essence to Lord Corpse Zun as food.
Satisfied after eating and drinking, a certain corpse put on a look of "Brother, I was wrong, you punish me!", the pitiful look made Lian Shi feel distressed.
Lianshi stroked Duanqing's shiny black hair with his hands, tried his best to calm down the unstable breath after the passion, and comforted him softly, "It's okay, it's okay, how are you? Are you full?"
Seeing that Lian Shi was still caring about herself in this way, a ripple appeared in Duan Qing's heart, and she couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi with clear eyes, and when she saw Lian Shi, she smiled at Lian Shi, her eyes instantly bent into crescent moons, with sparkling lights shining in her eyes, and she shook her head vigorously.
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"Brother, Duanqing is full!"
After speaking, afraid that Lian Shi would not believe it, he pulled Lian Shi's hands that had become slightly callused due to self-reliance, and touched his stomach.
It's cold and flat in the hands, that's the first feeling in Lian Shi's heart.
I was thinking about something, when Lian Shi realized that something was wrong with him, he quickly withdrew his palm from Duan Qing's abdomen.
"elder brother?"
"Go to sleep, it's getting late, and I have to go out to do fortune-telling tomorrow."
""OK, all right. ""
Duan Qing obediently lay in Lian Shi's arms, followed by Lian Shi's eyes on the ground.
It's just that no one expected that when Lian Shi was breathing smoothly and went to sleep peacefully, the cute little man in his arms opened his closed eyes and looked at the sleeping Lian Shi with a tangled expression.
He is really beautiful, as if I treasured it like this, let him belong to me only.This is the only thought in Duanqing's mind.
Just like that, one person went to sleep peacefully and one person stared blankly at that person's sleeping face, as if this was the whole world.
The article is always locked, so I have no choice but to put it in a digression, I hope it can pass
Lian Shi was rewarded the first time he did something, and he also helped others. Lian Shi was very happy until the evening when he stayed in the inn.
Lian Shi was so excited that he didn't fall asleep until late at night.
Duan Qing narrowed her eyes? ? ? ? , pretending to be pitiful and said: "Brother Duanqing is hungry! Since my brother doesn't sleep, then feed Duanqing first, okay? Duanqing is really hungry!"
Lian Shi was shy for a while again, but seeing the little zombie hanging his head listlessly, sitting there blankly without saying a word, Lian Shi couldn't harden his heart.
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"Duanqing, eat it!" Lian Shi buried his pink face in his chest after saying this.
Master Shi Zun was naturally very happy, and quickly threw himself into Lian Shi's arms, pretending to be embarrassed and said: "But brother seems unhappy, Duan Qing is still hungry! If you starve again, you won't die! Brother, go to sleep!"
Duanqing's tactic of retreating into advancement has been tried and tested on Lianshi.
Lian Shi felt uncomfortable when he heard that the little zombie would wrong him again and continue to be hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lian Shi shook his head desperately, "Duanqing, no, really not, brother don't make things difficult, brother is willing, let's eat Duanqing!"
"Really? Brother didn't lie about love, did he?" Master Shi Zun continued to pretend to be a good and understanding boy.
"No, no, it's not embarrassing at all. Hurry up and eat Duanqing! You are growing up, don't be hungry!" Lian Shi urged Duanqing.
"Then I really ate it?" Lord Corpse Zun continued to ask uncertainly.
"Eat it!" Lian Shi said with certainty.
Duan Qing was no longer polite, and thought: Well, I have asked you many times, and you did it voluntarily, so don't blame me, and I won't let you go when the time comes.
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Thinking of this, for fear of Lianshi's repentance, he swallowed//lived Lianshi's jade///jing.
"Ah~ Let go of Duanqing, let go!" Lian Shi realized how big a mistake he had made in a moment of soft-heartedness.
"Brother, you lied to Duanqing, so you lied to Duanqing, brother doesn't like Duanqing at all, brother just hates Duanqing!" Master Shi Zun didn't want to force Lianshi to do such a thing, so he obediently let go of his mouth and continued to use Bitter meat.
Seeing the little zombie relying on him so much, and being so sad when he was rejected by him, Lian Shi's heart softened again, he couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it, really couldn't bear it, the relationship was so young, how could he lie to him, Master said , A gentleman is hard to chase after a word, and he pays attention to promises.No, you can't hurt Duanqing, he is still young.
In the end, under the tenderness and tears of Lord Zunzun, Lianshi lost his integrity time and time again, without a bottom line.
"Okay, hurry up, my brother is sleepy, and I have to go to bed after eating."
"it is good!"
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Master Corpse Zun instantly turned into a little leopard and pounced on his favorite.
I can't hold back my tongue □□, from the horse//yan to the small two jade//nang.
"Oh! Huh! So sad, I feel comfortable, Duan... Duanqing, ha, huh, um~" Lian Shi once again experienced the feeling of last time, very comfortable and sad, so contradictory. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the end, Lian Shi still failed to resist the serial attacks of Lord Corpse Zun, and dedicated his essence/essence to Lord Corpse Zun as food.
Satisfied after eating and drinking, a certain corpse put on a look of "Brother, I was wrong, you punish me!", the pitiful look made Lian Shi feel distressed.
Lianshi stroked Duanqing's shiny black hair with his hands, tried his best to calm down the unstable breath after the passion, and comforted him softly, "It's okay, it's okay, how are you? Are you full?"
Seeing that Lian Shi was still caring about herself in this way, a ripple appeared in Duan Qing's heart, and she couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi with clear eyes, and when she saw Lian Shi, she smiled at Lian Shi, her eyes instantly bent into crescent moons, with sparkling lights shining in her eyes, and she shook her head vigorously.
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"Brother, Duanqing is full!"
After speaking, afraid that Lian Shi would not believe it, he pulled Lian Shi's hands that had become slightly callused due to self-reliance, and touched his stomach.
It's cold and flat in the hands, that's the first feeling in Lian Shi's heart.
I was thinking about something, when Lian Shi realized that something was wrong with him, he quickly withdrew his palm from Duan Qing's abdomen.
"elder brother?"
"Go to sleep, it's getting late, and I have to go out to do fortune-telling tomorrow."
""OK, all right. ""
Duan Qing obediently lay in Lian Shi's arms, followed by Lian Shi's eyes on the ground.
It's just that no one expected that when Lian Shi was breathing smoothly and went to sleep peacefully, the cute little man in his arms opened his closed eyes and looked at the sleeping Lian Shi with a tangled expression.
He is really beautiful, as if I treasured it like this, let him belong to me only.This is the only thought in Duanqing's mind.
Just like that, one person went to sleep peacefully and one person stared blankly at that person's sleeping face, as if this was the whole world.
☆、Fake is always fake
?The next day, Lian Shi still placed the stall opposite Liu Banxian as before.
There are people coming and going on the street, and occasionally there will be a few people who come to fortune-telling.
Because the people who invited Lianshi to tell their fortunes yesterday had a very good impression of Lianshi, and Lianshi has real talents and knowledge, and there is no difference in the things they calculate, so after those people's propaganda, more people are looking for Lianshi to tell fortunes today.
Lian Shi had just finished calculating today's fortune for a small vendor, and was planning to take a break to catch his breath, when a man in a police uniform stood in front of the stall, and a man in a police uniform stood in front of Liu Banxian's stall. people who take it.
"Is the guest officer here for divination?"
The stomach that was too exhausted along the way was already growling with hunger, and now that I finally got home, Lian Shi hurriedly put Duan Qing down, and said to Duan Qing: "Eat quickly, the weather is gone, it's good to finish eating go to sleep."
However, Lian Shi was the only one who ate all the time, and Duan Qing just watched Lian Shi keep eating without moving a bite.
After eating a few fruits, Lian Shi, who was no longer so hungry, raised his head and found Duan Qing squatting in front of him looking at him.
But it’s okay to look at yourself, but when Lian Shi raised his head, what he saw was not Duan Qing’s exquisite little face, but Duan Qing who was not wearing clothes, because he was squatting facing him, his appearance was as delicate as Duan Qing himself A little romance.
Lian Shi instantly turned a big red face.
Duanqing, who had been watching Lianshi all the time, also discovered at this moment that the little love that he had inadvertently revealed to Lianshi was watched by Lianshi.
"Brother." The paragraph of love broke the silence between the two.
"Ah?" Lian Shi finally came back to his senses.
Seeing Lian Shi's appearance at this moment, Duan Qing felt bad again, pretending to be scared and asked: "Why is my brother looking at the place where I pee all the time? Could it be that the place where I pee is broken? Woohoo, brother, Duan Qing I'm so scared, can you show Duanqing, Duanqing is scared!"
Lian Shi was embarrassed at first, but now he was caught by Duan Qing and asked to show him again without telling him, Lian Shi's face became more bloodshot, and he didn't dare to look in Duan Qing's direction.
However, how could Duanqing let Lianshi go just like that? Duanqing pretended to be afraid and pulled the distance between herself and Lianshi closer.
Lian Shi avoided left and right, and Duan Qing said in a crying tone: "Woo~ Duan Qing's little JJ is broken. Woo~ Duan Qing is so scared, can brother help Duan Qing? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~"
Lian Shi really couldn't bear Duan Qing to be like this, so he had to hold back his embarrassment and let Duan Qing come over.
Duanqing rushed over, sat on Lianshi's lap, opened her legs, looked at Lianshi with clear and pure eyes, "Brother~"
An elder brother called back Lianshi who was in a daze.
I wanted to fool things, but I didn't want Duanqing to intentionally use magic to make the spot red and swollen, which really surprised Lianshi.
Lian Shi wanted to see what was going on, held back his shyness and touched it with his hands, and heard Duan Qing "Wow! It hurts, brother, Duan Qing hurts so much! Don't touch it! Don't touch it again!"
Duan Qing's acting skills are naturally not bad as a corpse god for tens of thousands of years, tears are rolling in her eyes, and they are about to fall.
Seeing this, Lian Shi felt distressed again, and couldn't help but comfort him.
"Okay, Duanqing is the strongest, it's okay, it won't hurt later."
"Woo~ brother." Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi aggrieved.
"Okay, okay, stop crying."
"Woo~ Brother blow it up, blow it up for a while, it won't hurt anymore."
Lian Shi's face flushed red again, he refused to make a move.
Seeing that Lianshi refused to do anything, he wanted to cry again.
Lian gently stroked Duanqing's face with his hands, and said softly: "Duanqing, go to sleep, it won't hurt when you fall asleep."
Naturally, he refused to let go if the love failed to achieve his goal. Sitting on Lianshi's lap, he swayed for a while, and the strange feeling that Lianshi had in the morning reappeared, as if something was about to burst out of his body.
Lian Shi didn't dare to waste time, picked up Duan Qing, and turned his face to Duan Qing's little girl.
JJ gently blew bursts of cool wind with his mouth.
"Well," Duanqing couldn't help but yelled out this time because she wasn't pretending but was really comfortable.
Seeing Lian Shi's serious appearance, Duan Qing's bad intentions resurfaced, and he leaned forward while Lian Shi was unprepared.For a moment, Lianshi felt a small, cool, soft object enter his mouth.
Even the real conditioned reflex wanted to spit it out, but it turned out that what was spit out was...
"Duanqing!" Lian Shi snapped.
Duan Qing shrank her neck pretending to be wronged, and argued in a low voice: "Brother, I'm sorry, it's because my brother blows it too comfortably. Duan Qing thinks that since the wind blown by my brother is so comfortable, it must be more comfortable inside. Huh... brother I'm sorry, don't be angry, Duan Qing knows she was wrong, and Duan Qing never dares again."
Lian Shi lost his temper because of Duan Qing's crying, and asked nicely, "How is it? Does it still hurt?"
Duan Qing shook her head, Lian Shi breathed a sigh of relief, Duan Qing nodded again, and Lian Shi's heart rose again.
"Brother, Duan Qing still hurts a bit, but it's much better, thank you brother." Duan Qing smiled sweetly at Lian Shi.
Lian Shi suddenly felt that everything was worth it. ?
☆. Little zombies getting worse
After a long time, Lian Shi came back to his senses, got up and opened Duanqing's mouth, and kept shouting: "Duanqing spit it out, spit it out, you can't eat that! You really can't eat that!"
Duan Qing laughed secretly in her heart: "He is really stupid! How can you spit out the food you eat in your stomach! Even if you can spit it out, there is no reason to return the things in the hands of the deity!"
But he still pretended to be wronged, and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, don't, you made Duan Qing's mouth sore!"
Lian Shi hurriedly let go, while rubbing, he kept asking Duan Qing: "Does it still hurt?"
Duan Qing thought that this time it would anger Lian Shi, but after all, she thought that Lian Shi was really good-tempered, so she didn't get angry.I thought this kind of thing could only be done once, but I didn't expect Lian Shi to give him another chance in the future.
Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi aggrievedly, Lian Shi was taken aback for a moment, and she called Duan Qing "Wow!" Tears could not stop falling out, that little appearance really made people feel distressed.
Lian Shi thought that he had done something wrong, after all, the master was always irritated by him before he was alive, and he was so angry that he didn't even eat, so he asked cautiously, "What's wrong with you, Duan Qing?"
Duanqing was secretly happy in her heart, hehe, the conspiracy is done.
Twitching and twitching, he said: "My brother clearly has something to eat, but he doesn't give Duanqing, and hides it so strictly, does my brother regret agreeing to raise Duanqing?"
Lian Shi was wronged, complained endlessly in his heart, but still said sincerely: "No, there really isn't, it's just that it really can't be eaten, it's dirty, and it doesn't taste good."
Duan Qingxin said: Idiot!But I really didn't expect that this stupid-looking little Taoist tasted so good.The taste of that stuff is really good, and it also stimulates the energy of a person, so it can be eaten as food, and there is no need to worry about the lack of energy.
"It's delicious, but my brother is lying! My brother just doesn't like Duanqing! My brother wants to starve Duanqing to death, and completely get rid of this little burden of Duanqing!"
Even someone who was caught in a conspiracy theory couldn't explain clearly, and felt all kinds of uncomfortable.
Finally, Duan Qing saw that it would be difficult for Lianshi to step into the trap by himself, so he attacked directly and said: "If brother really wants to prove that brother doesn't think so, then agree to Duan Qing. As long as brother agrees to Duan Qing, I will forgive brother!"
Lian Shi was worrying about this matter, and now Duan Qing's words were in line with his own heart, so he nodded quickly and said, "Tell me, I can promise you anything!"
What a fool!Duan Qing thought to herself, but she didn't reveal anything on her face, she watched Lian Shi seriously and slowly revealed her ultimate goal: "Brother, Duan Qing will starve to death without food!"
Lian Shi's heart trembled when he heard this.
Duanqing knew that the purpose of this sentence was achieved and said immediately: "My brother has something to eat!"
Lian Shi's face turned red when he heard this, and his heart trembled again.
Duan Qing was amused, and continued to induce: "Brother, can you feed Duan Qing every day? Duan Qing doesn't want to be full, just don't starve to death!"
Lian Shi was both embarrassed and distressed.
Seeing that Lian Shi hadn't spoken for a long time, Duan Qing thought she couldn't succeed, and pretended to be disappointed, lowered her head sadly and didn't speak or look at Lian Shi, planning to make a last-ditch effort.
Seeing that the situation is so true, he still intends to be a coward and not speak.
Duan Qing felt ruthless, and planned to give Lian Shi some serious information, and said in a low voice, disappointed: "Since my brother hates Duan Qing so much and Duan Qing doesn't want to embarrass him, brother, Duan Qing is gone!"
Feeling that Lian Shi was a little moved, the acting emperor Duan Qing continued to work hard, and then acted in his Qiong Yao drama, "Duan Qing only hopes that after Duan Qing leaves, my brother will not go to find Duan Qing, Duan Qing is afraid that he will starve to death. To my brother. Duanqing hopes that Duanqing is cute in my brother's heart, not..."
Lian Shi originally heard that the little zombie was leaving, originally!He thought the little zombie was a burden, but when he heard that the little zombie was going to leave, he felt a faint pain in his heart. At that time, he felt a feeling of reluctance. Even he had experienced it with his master, so he understood.
Hearing that the little zombie was about to die again, the throbbing pain in his heart instantly magnified tens of thousands of times, as if his whole heart had been ripped open, the pain pierced through his heart.
Lian Shi was cruel, and said: "Don't go, I agree!" As a result, a momentary stumble turned into eternal hatred. Later, Lian Shi realized that there is a word called dying from exhaustion, and another word called pain and happiness.
Duan, who had achieved his goal, turned his back to Lianshi, so happy in his heart!Finally let me achieve my goal.Xiao Lianshi, you wait, I will enjoy you slowly in the future.
(I can foresee the miserable days when Lian Shi will never be single after being suppressed!!)?
☆, downhill
?In the early morning of the next day, when Lian Shi woke up, he found that he was bound by something, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he tried.
Opening his eyes, he was startled, why there was a little doll beside him who was as long and delicate as the fairy in the painting, his hands and feet were tightly wrapped around him, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
Lian Shi was taken aback for a moment, but then he remembered that he dug out a little zombie yesterday, and he promised to raise this little zombie. Moreover, Lian Shi blushed when he thought of this, because he suddenly remembered that he wanted to feed the little zombie in the future. Zombie, to ensure that the little zombie will not die, Lian Shi blushed.
He tried his best to unlock someone's limbs locked on his body, but he couldn't unlock it no matter what, so Lian Shi had to wake up Duan Qing.
"Duanqing, Duanqing, wake up quickly."
"Well, brother, did you call me?" Duan Qing asked sleepily as he untied Lianshi's limbs and put his arms around Lianshi's neck.
Lian Shi will pretend to be pitiful and innocent in the face of Ruan Ruan Meng Meng, and the love story of "poor life experience" just can't be hardened, can't be hardened, and talks softly with a wolf in sheep's clothing. Master Zun said: "It's dawn, I'm going down the mountain, would you like to go with me?"
"Yeah, as long as I'm with my brother and have a bite to eat, I won't starve to death. I'm willing to go to any relationship." Duan Qing obediently showed her cuteness to the cute little Taoist priest.
Lian Shi blushed again when Duan Qing talked about eating, and quickly changed the subject, "Then let's pack up and leave!"
A certain corpse statue obediently nodded in agreement, but then he thought in his stomach: What can I do?Isn't it just two priests with nothing and a zombie!
Sure enough, Mr. Corpse Venerable, he came back after a while after finding out the truth. He left in a hurry and returned in disappointment, and said with a disappointed face: "Let's go for a love affair! There is nothing to do except the two of us!"
Lord Corpse Zun thought so too, so the two parties reached an agreement, and the deal was completed. Lord Corpse Zun obediently nodded at Lian Shi, "Brother, let's go!"
After finishing speaking, he naturally trotted all the way to Lian Shi's body, opened his short arms, and said cutely, "Brother hug!"
Lian Shi obeyed slavishly, hugging Duan Qing in the most comfortable position.
A certain so-and-so contentedly snickered secretly in a place where Lian Shi couldn't see, hehe, as expected of someone who is valued by this deity, he got used to obeying the deity's orders unconditionally so quickly, and this plaything tastes really good, it seems that I You can let him stay with the deity for a little longer.But, this plaything is too pure, so I have to watch it carefully, otherwise I will be kidnapped by others for a while, where can I find another one!Well, that's the decision, treat this toy better in the future!
So a certain corpse master made such a happy decision without discussing with the person concerned.
On the other hand, Lianshi recalled in his mind the basic common sense of the world that he devoted himself to eliminating demons and defending the Tao, and did not ask his master in the world to popularize science.
However, just thinking about it in such a simple way, Lian Shi felt that his brain cells died instantly, more than in previous years. The brain cells lost today are enough to kill a mountain of mice.
Because Lian Shi discovered that one thing is necessary to walk in the world, and that thing is called money. Without that thing, one would be hungry, have no place to live, and...
Lian Shi realizes that he really has nothing, oh, of course, he has a unique little zombie in the world.
Thinking of this, Lian Shi smiled slightly, looking very happy.
Such a sweet and innocent smile, how can our Lord Shizun miss it, "Brother, what are you laughing at? Did you think of something funny? Tell Duan Qing, okay? Duan Qing seems to know!"
When I thought of the little zombie, I thought of Xiao Lianshi, so I was naturally embarrassed to say it.
"It's nothing, some trivial matters." Lian Shi prevaricated awkwardly.
All these naturally fell into the eyes of Lord Corpse Zun, who smiled knowingly and said nothing.
In this way, the years were quiet and peaceful, and the two went down the mountain in a short while. ?
☆, hard to find a job
? Lian Shi never thought that a job would be so hard to find.
Lian Shi was in a daze on the bustling street again, listless and full of doubts in his heart.
There will be scenes of being questioned constantly in my mind.
Lian Shi went to the tavern, but what he got was: "What can you do?"
Lian Shi replied at the time: "I can do anything."
As a result, in less than an hour, I washed three dishes and eight bowls by myself, and sent him to deliver the food. As a result, he delivered the food to the wrong table. In the end, Lian Shi got the ashen face of the shopkeeper and said: "You go! Go quickly ! Don't let me see you again!"
Later, Lian Shi went to many, many places, but all he got was the phrase "Let's go!"
Another time, Lian Shi entered a place where there were only men in it, and the men there were all hugging and hugging. When they saw him coming in, some people came to pester him. panda.
In exchange, the little zombie said to him with a livid face: "Lian Shi, you are mine, you are not allowed to look at other men, and you are not allowed to give my food to others."
How could Lord Corpse Zun, who has lived for tens of thousands of years, not know where Lian Shi went, but the innocent little Taoist priest didn't know, Duan Qing used words that only he and Lian Shi could understand. Lianshi explained and urged Lianshi to leave.
When Lian Shi heard the little zombie mention rice, he suddenly thought of what happened that night in the Taoist temple on the mountain, and his promise to the little zombie.
Lian Shi's face burned instantly, and he quickly left the magnificently decorated palace, which was extremely ugly inside.
After leaving there, Lian Shi blushed and asked Duan Qing: "What is there for?"
Duan Qing said in a very bad tone: "It's a place where men fuck men. If you want men to fuck, go in."
Lian Shi was frightened by Duan Qing's expression, and thought to himself: That must not be a good place!Don't even go in if you die in the future!
Just like that, Lianshi walked randomly on the street with Duanqing in his arms, without a goal or direction.
"My lord, the poor Taoist sees that your seal is black, and you may encounter a blood disaster today!" Lian Shi got stuck while walking, and a long-bearded and thin man who also wore a Taoist robe grabbed Lian Shi and faced him. Say these silly things.
Lian Shi himself is a Taoist priest, and he has practiced in the deep mountains for many years, so he can naturally tell whether he has any blood disasters.
What a magician, he is not a Taoist priest, how can he use the guise of a Taoist priest to bluff and deceive, he is deceiving the poor people!
Lianshi was very angry when he saw the true face of the fake Taoist priest, and saw that several people were deceived after he was not deceived successfully.
Among those who were deceived, there were high-ranking officials and nobles as well as ordinary poor people, but what made Lian Shi most indignant was that the fake Taoist priest even had a serious illness in his family. He also cheated a lot.
Lian Shi was very angry and wanted to step forward to clarify the truth but was stopped by Duan Qing.
"It's useless for you to go. If you go, you will be said to be deceived by others." Duan Qing told the truth coldly.
"Then I can't just sit and watch these people who have already been suffering are being tricked by that kind of scum!" Lian Shi really didn't understand why Duan Qing was so indifferent.
"You want to help them?" Duan Qing asked in a positive tone.
"En!" Lian Shi nodded affirmatively, his unwavering eyes told Duan Qing that Lian Shi would do what he wanted to do at all costs.
The situation is helpless.
"Okay! I can help you, but you have to do everything I say.'"
"it is good!"
"What you have to do now is to steal some money, buy a neat Taoist robe, and then be a real magic stick, so as to truly help the people you want to help. Let the lies of that fake magic stick be self-defeating." Duan Qing He simply stated his plan.
"What! You asked me to steal!" Lian Shi had never done such a bad thing as the Daoist Priest Yingyuan said.
Duanqing nodded affirmatively, "It's your business to do it or not, I don't care, and it's your own business to help those who are suffering and deceived, and I don't care."
Lian Shi gritted his teeth and made the first embarrassing decision in his life.
☆、True magic stick vs fake magic stick
?Not long after, Lian Shi came out of the clothing store without wearing a clean and tidy Taoist robe.
"It's not bad. It's true that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. It's different after changing into brand new clothes! The whole person has a lot of energy!" Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi with scrutiny and made a satisfied expression. evaluate.
Lian Shi was a little shy by Duan Qing's praise.
"It's okay to be shy!" Duan Qing couldn't help but have a new understanding of the degree of thin-skinnedness.
Lian Shi didn't care about the situation, thinking that he would compete with the fake Taoist priest later, he couldn't help but feel a little scared and a little excited.
After Lianshi returned to the place where the fake Taoist priest was again, he was stopped by Duanqing just as he was about to put down the signboard he bought.
"What's the matter?"
"Brother is so stupid! How can you sit on the side with the fake Taoist priest, you should sit opposite the fake Taoist priest and put up a signboard."
Duan Qing didn't explain why, and Lian Shi didn't ask, it was just because Lian Shi thought that Duan Qing was smarter than him from the bottom of his heart, and he should listen to Duan Qing.
In this way, Lianshi put the signboard directly opposite the fake Taoist signboard.
The fake Taoist had just finished deceiving a person and was about to take a breath when he looked up and saw a young boy sitting opposite him with a doll in his arms, and he was also trying to compete with him for business with the sign of magic.
"Who are you? How dare you come to compete with Liu Banxian for business!" The fake Taoist priest saw the person on the other side in a Taoist robe, sitting peacefully in the same place. It's really difficult.
Lian Shi ignored the false Taoist's provocation, smiled politely, and said indifferently: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Taoist priest! Xiao Dao Lianshi, originally in Yingyuan Mountain, was practicing with his master. I was arranged by the master to go down to the mountain for training, I don’t know which mountain I grew up from, and which famous teacher?”
Lian Shi taught him what to say word by word according to the passage, and even the tone of voice was so familiar.
Liu Banxian was originally a fake Taoist priest who swindled money, so naturally he didn't say where his teacher came from. Liu Banxian, who has always been eloquent, was actually speechless today when he was asked by Lianshi.
In the end, Liu Banxian could only hold back a sentence in embarrassment: "What does my teacher's origin have anything to do with you? Why should I tell you?"
Lian Shi was puzzled and showed a polite smile again, "Why did Daoist Liu say that? Why can't we both be Taoist priests and self-report our families? Besides, this is also an unwritten law among us Taoist priests. Don’t tell me? Or is it that Liu Daochang has been hidden from the world for 50 years, and he didn’t know this rule?”
Duan Qing made up a lie casually, in fact, Duan Qing didn't know anything about the Taoist priests, she just wanted to use a lie to expose another lie.
Liu Banxian is a fake Taoist priest, so naturally he doesn't know the unwritten rules among Taoist priests, so he is at a loss for words.
After a while, he laughed and said: "Master Lian, I originally practiced in an unknown Taoist temple, and I didn't have any contact with other Taoist priests. My master has been hidden for many years. You didn’t tell me, I didn’t know that this rule offended Daoist Lian, please forgive me.”
Seeing that the fake Taoist's tone softened, Duanqing didn't want to destroy this new toy at once, so she didn't pursue it further.
"Since that's the case, let's not talk about it. Liu Daochang is older than Xiaodao, so naturally his practice time is longer than Xiaodao's. Xiaodao is willing to bow down.
It's just that I don't know if I can ask Taoist Liu some questions that Xiao Dao doesn't understand? "
Liu Banxian has never practiced Taoism for a day, so naturally he dared not agree, and quickly refused: "Even the Taoist priest is too polite, but the talent of the poor Taoist is not enough, although he is dedicated to this cultivation, but the fate with this cultivation is superficial, so it's just a matter of time." It’s not good to laugh in front of the Daoist.”
Duanqing is funny in her heart, she really is a cunning plaything, you must hold on for a while longer!Otherwise what am I playing?Forget it, the deity is tired today, so I will let you go.
In this way, neither side continued to speak, but just looked at each other secretly.
Lian Shi is an honest person with good skills and a warm heart. He smiles and speaks softly. Although he is a newcomer, he has learned a lot this day.
☆, heartbeat
?The author has something to say: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Duanqing, eat it!" Lian Shi buried his pink face in his chest after saying this.
Master Shi Zun was naturally very happy, and quickly threw himself into Lian Shi's arms, pretending to be embarrassed and said: "But brother seems unhappy, Duan Qing is still hungry! If you starve again, you won't die! Brother, go to sleep!"
Duanqing's tactic of retreating into advancement has been tried and tested on Lianshi.
Lian Shi felt uncomfortable when he heard that the little zombie would wrong him again and continue to be hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lian Shi shook his head desperately, "Duanqing, no, really not, brother don't make things difficult, brother is willing, let's eat Duanqing!"
"Really? Brother didn't lie about love, did he?" Master Shi Zun continued to pretend to be a good and understanding boy.
"No, no, it's not embarrassing at all. Hurry up and eat Duanqing! You are growing up, don't be hungry!" Lian Shi urged Duanqing.
"Then I really ate it?" Lord Corpse Zun continued to ask uncertainly.
"Eat it!" Lian Shi said with certainty.
Duan Qing was no longer polite, and thought: Well, I have asked you many times, and you did it voluntarily, so don't blame me, and I won't let you go when the time comes.
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Thinking of this, for fear of Lianshi's repentance, he swallowed//lived Lianshi's jade///jing.
"Ah~ Let go of Duanqing, let go!" Lian Shi realized how big a mistake he had made in a moment of soft-heartedness.
"Brother, you lied to Duanqing, so you lied to Duanqing, brother doesn't like Duanqing at all, brother just hates Duanqing!" Master Shi Zun didn't want to force Lianshi to do such a thing, so he obediently let go of his mouth and continued to use Bitter meat.
Seeing the little zombie relying on him so much, and being so sad when he was rejected by him, Lian Shi's heart softened again, he couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it, really couldn't bear it, the relationship was so young, how could he lie to him, Master said , A gentleman is hard to chase after a word, and he pays attention to promises.No, you can't hurt Duanqing, he is still young.
In the end, under the tenderness and tears of Lord Zunzun, Lianshi lost his integrity time and time again, without a bottom line.
"Okay, hurry up, my brother is sleepy, and I have to go to bed after eating."
"it is good!"
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Master Corpse Zun instantly turned into a little leopard and pounced on his favorite.
I can't hold back my tongue □□, from the horse//yan to the small two jade//nang.
"Oh! Huh! So sad, I feel comfortable, Duan... Duanqing, ha, huh, um~" Lian Shi once again experienced the feeling of last time, very comfortable and sad, so contradictory. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the end, Lian Shi still failed to resist the serial attacks of Lord Corpse Zun, and dedicated his essence/essence to Lord Corpse Zun as food.
Satisfied after eating and drinking, a certain corpse put on a look of "Brother, I was wrong, you punish me!", the pitiful look made Lian Shi feel distressed.
Lianshi stroked Duanqing's shiny black hair with his hands, tried his best to calm down the unstable breath after the passion, and comforted him softly, "It's okay, it's okay, how are you? Are you full?"
Seeing that Lian Shi was still caring about herself in this way, a ripple appeared in Duan Qing's heart, and she couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi with clear eyes, and when she saw Lian Shi, she smiled at Lian Shi, her eyes instantly bent into crescent moons, with sparkling lights shining in her eyes, and she shook her head vigorously.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Brother, Duanqing is full!"
After speaking, afraid that Lian Shi would not believe it, he pulled Lian Shi's hands that had become slightly callused due to self-reliance, and touched his stomach.
It's cold and flat in the hands, that's the first feeling in Lian Shi's heart.
I was thinking about something, when Lian Shi realized that something was wrong with him, he quickly withdrew his palm from Duan Qing's abdomen.
"elder brother?"
"Go to sleep, it's getting late, and I have to go out to do fortune-telling tomorrow."
""OK, all right. ""
Duan Qing obediently lay in Lian Shi's arms, followed by Lian Shi's eyes on the ground.
It's just that no one expected that when Lian Shi was breathing smoothly and went to sleep peacefully, the cute little man in his arms opened his closed eyes and looked at the sleeping Lian Shi with a tangled expression.
He is really beautiful, as if I treasured it like this, let him belong to me only.This is the only thought in Duanqing's mind.
Just like that, one person went to sleep peacefully and one person stared blankly at that person's sleeping face, as if this was the whole world.
The article is always locked, so I have no choice but to put it in a digression, I hope it can pass
Lian Shi was rewarded the first time he did something, and he also helped others. Lian Shi was very happy until the evening when he stayed in the inn.
Lian Shi was so excited that he didn't fall asleep until late at night.
Duan Qing narrowed her eyes? ? ? ? , pretending to be pitiful and said: "Brother Duanqing is hungry! Since my brother doesn't sleep, then feed Duanqing first, okay? Duanqing is really hungry!"
Lian Shi was shy for a while again, but seeing the little zombie hanging his head listlessly, sitting there blankly without saying a word, Lian Shi couldn't harden his heart.
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"Duanqing, eat it!" Lian Shi buried his pink face in his chest after saying this.
Master Shi Zun was naturally very happy, and quickly threw himself into Lian Shi's arms, pretending to be embarrassed and said: "But brother seems unhappy, Duan Qing is still hungry! If you starve again, you won't die! Brother, go to sleep!"
Duanqing's tactic of retreating into advancement has been tried and tested on Lianshi.
Lian Shi felt uncomfortable when he heard that the little zombie would wrong him again and continue to be hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lian Shi shook his head desperately, "Duanqing, no, really not, brother don't make things difficult, brother is willing, let's eat Duanqing!"
"Really? Brother didn't lie about love, did he?" Master Shi Zun continued to pretend to be a good and understanding boy.
"No, no, it's not embarrassing at all. Hurry up and eat Duanqing! You are growing up, don't be hungry!" Lian Shi urged Duanqing.
"Then I really ate it?" Lord Corpse Zun continued to ask uncertainly.
"Eat it!" Lian Shi said with certainty.
Duan Qing was no longer polite, and thought: Well, I have asked you many times, and you did it voluntarily, so don't blame me, and I won't let you go when the time comes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thinking of this, for fear of Lianshi's repentance, he swallowed//lived Lianshi's jade///jing.
"Ah~ Let go of Duanqing, let go!" Lian Shi realized how big a mistake he had made in a moment of soft-heartedness.
"Brother, you lied to Duanqing, so you lied to Duanqing, brother doesn't like Duanqing at all, brother just hates Duanqing!" Master Shi Zun didn't want to force Lianshi to do such a thing, so he obediently let go of his mouth and continued to use Bitter meat.
Seeing the little zombie relying on him so much, and being so sad when he was rejected by him, Lian Shi's heart softened again, he couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it, really couldn't bear it, the relationship was so young, how could he lie to him, Master said , A gentleman is hard to chase after a word, and he pays attention to promises.No, you can't hurt Duanqing, he is still young.
In the end, under the tenderness and tears of Lord Zunzun, Lianshi lost his integrity time and time again, without a bottom line.
"Okay, hurry up, my brother is sleepy, and I have to go to bed after eating."
"it is good!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Master Corpse Zun instantly turned into a little leopard and pounced on his favorite.
I can't hold back my tongue □□, from the horse//yan to the small two jade//nang.
"Oh! Huh! So sad, I feel comfortable, Duan... Duanqing, ha, huh, um~" Lian Shi once again experienced the feeling of last time, very comfortable and sad, so contradictory. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the end, Lian Shi still failed to resist the serial attacks of Lord Corpse Zun, and dedicated his essence/essence to Lord Corpse Zun as food.
Satisfied after eating and drinking, a certain corpse put on a look of "Brother, I was wrong, you punish me!", the pitiful look made Lian Shi feel distressed.
Lianshi stroked Duanqing's shiny black hair with his hands, tried his best to calm down the unstable breath after the passion, and comforted him softly, "It's okay, it's okay, how are you? Are you full?"
Seeing that Lian Shi was still caring about herself in this way, a ripple appeared in Duan Qing's heart, and she couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
Duan Qing looked at Lian Shi with clear eyes, and when she saw Lian Shi, she smiled at Lian Shi, her eyes instantly bent into crescent moons, with sparkling lights shining in her eyes, and she shook her head vigorously.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Brother, Duanqing is full!"
After speaking, afraid that Lian Shi would not believe it, he pulled Lian Shi's hands that had become slightly callused due to self-reliance, and touched his stomach.
It's cold and flat in the hands, that's the first feeling in Lian Shi's heart.
I was thinking about something, when Lian Shi realized that something was wrong with him, he quickly withdrew his palm from Duan Qing's abdomen.
"elder brother?"
"Go to sleep, it's getting late, and I have to go out to do fortune-telling tomorrow."
""OK, all right. ""
Duan Qing obediently lay in Lian Shi's arms, followed by Lian Shi's eyes on the ground.
It's just that no one expected that when Lian Shi was breathing smoothly and went to sleep peacefully, the cute little man in his arms opened his closed eyes and looked at the sleeping Lian Shi with a tangled expression.
He is really beautiful, as if I treasured it like this, let him belong to me only.This is the only thought in Duanqing's mind.
Just like that, one person went to sleep peacefully and one person stared blankly at that person's sleeping face, as if this was the whole world.
☆、Fake is always fake
?The next day, Lian Shi still placed the stall opposite Liu Banxian as before.
There are people coming and going on the street, and occasionally there will be a few people who come to fortune-telling.
Because the people who invited Lianshi to tell their fortunes yesterday had a very good impression of Lianshi, and Lianshi has real talents and knowledge, and there is no difference in the things they calculate, so after those people's propaganda, more people are looking for Lianshi to tell fortunes today.
Lian Shi had just finished calculating today's fortune for a small vendor, and was planning to take a break to catch his breath, when a man in a police uniform stood in front of the stall, and a man in a police uniform stood in front of Liu Banxian's stall. people who take it.
"Is the guest officer here for divination?"
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