[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

The camera goes back to a month ago.

The Diary Lord and the Crown Crown Lord, who were secretly sent back by the house-elf to the small manor presented to him by one of the Death Eaters, were chattering away.

The diary, who only stayed at Hogwarts for one semester, has a lot of information unclear. Although Ginny Weasley deliberately searched for a lot of information because she likes Harry, but such things as "Harry defeated him in the first grade The Dark Lord possessed behind Quirrell's head" will be suppressed by Dumbledore.

So when Mian Guanjun said "the savior wiped out the main soul when he was in the first grade", the diary master's first reaction was to be sluggish.

Then suddenly broke out a roar that was not at all elegant and noble as Slytherin: "What!? How is it possible!? The main soul is the most powerful among us, whether it is strength or intelligence—"

"Do you think the main soul that has been dismantled can still be as powerful as before?" Crown Prince said in a chant-like tone, "I have been nourished by Ravenclaw's crown for such a long period of time, I have thought about it a lot. The amount and size of magic power is often determined by the soul. When a soul whose strength is almost the same as that of Dumbledore is dismantled into seven parts, isn't the strength of each part also shrunk to one-seventh? "

Mr. Diary was stunned: "Really?"

Mian Guanjun seemed to roll his eyes: "I don't remember that at the age of 16, I have the IQ of a little monster, and I can't even use the most common addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. What's more... If the main soul is not dead, we souls How did the film suddenly wake up?"

"Hey—" Diary cried out in displeasure, paused, and hesitated, "If what you said is true, then what should we do?"

"What do you mean?"

"How can we deal with Dumbledore, who are shrinking in strength?"

"I should be able to figure out a way..." Diana said slowly.

Mr. Diary's eyes lit up: "What method!?"

"...As long as you let me look for information in the restricted area of ​​Hogwarts." Diane continued slowly.

Mr. Diary: "...I didn't know that you were strong enough to enter the forbidden book area of ​​Hogwarts and read a book."

"Actually, I can't. Although my intelligence has improved to some extent under the nourishment of Ravenclaw's Diadem, my soul is still in the same state as it was just separated." Diadem raised the corner of his eyes, "It's you, you Your soul has become much stronger. How did you do it?"

"I can suck people's souls and blood to make myself stronger—maybe it's the function of the diary host."

"Very good." Mian Guan raised his eyebrows and fell into deep thought as if remembering something. After a long time, he suddenly said, "Choose a time and try to see if you can suck me up."

Mr. Diary was thoughtful: "Suck the separated soul piece, and then make yourself stronger again? It's a good idea." After a pause, he looked at Mianguan, "But don't forget, the main soul back then The reason why we were separated is to gain eternal life. Once we merge, the efforts we put in back then will be ruined!"

"Two options." Mian Guan sneered, "Do you stay in a weak state and watch yourself and other soul pieces lose to Dumbledore one by one? Or accumulate strength and return to the peak to compete with Dumbledore Next, maybe there is still a chance to come back?"

Mr. Diary is dumb.

This is really a question of good choice.

"Okay, I'll do as you said." The diary-lord was helpless, "Actually, if you want to accumulate strength, you don't need to suck the separated soul slices at all. Wouldn't it be better to just grab some people and suck their souls?"

"Focus on quality over quantity, or are you planning to capture a bunch of Muggles into the wizarding world, so powerful that Dumbledore will notice?" Mianguan snorted coldly, "The most loyal Death Eaters are all staying in Azkaban So, the only thing we can do before we have mastered the strength to confront Dumbledore head-on as bare commanders is to use all the power around us in a low-key way. I don’t remember that I was so stupid at the age of 16, even so I don’t understand simple questions.”

...You are smart enough at 38 years old!It's so smart! ?

Mr. Diary cursed Mianguan's family bitterly in his heart. Halfway through the curse, he suddenly remembered that he was actually scolding himself, and stopped resentfully.

"Don't be so angry, isn't it good for you to take our soul tablets?" Mian Guan followed the principle of giving a stick to a candy, and said with relief, "A strong soul means that you can use high-level magic, and you It can also refract the real body of the soul—it can be refracted before it is fully resurrected. When the body touches the real thing, it will be beneficial for us to do many things."

Mr. Diary hummed, feeling a little better: "For example?"

"For example, it will be more convenient to enter the restricted area of ​​Hogwarts to read books." Diana didn't even bat an eye.

Mr. Diary: "..." How much resentment do you have towards the restricted area of ​​Hogwarts?

……

Now that it is decided to fuse the soul piece, it is time to start the preparations.

The most important participating members, Diary Ben and Crown Crown, are already in place, and the defensive alchemy magic circle used to maintain the circulation of magic has been drawn by the house elf.In order to avoid any unknowable accidents in the process of taking soul tablets—such as Dumbledore suddenly bringing people from the Order of the Phoenix Two, but the crowned king always likes to prevent problems before they happen)—they even specially sent the house elf to pick up Nagini from the Byers Forest and act as bodyguards.

Although I know that the soul piece has been placed in the body for a long time, it will naturally produce its own consciousness, but after realizing that the soul piece in Ravenclaw's crown is now easy to learn, I am thinking about the Hogwarts ban every day. After reaching the level of the book area, the diary master couldn't help but worry for a while.What if the soul piece placed in Nagini has some bad habits, such as eating dead rats and leprosy and crawling on the ground, what should I do?

Out of such weird worries, when Nagini was apparated by the house elf with its tail in his arms, Mr. Diary watched it secretly for a long time.Although fortunately, the soul piece in Nagini's body did not show any signs of awakening, but the diary master still made a decision-if he could really integrate the soul piece in the crown, the next thing he would absorb would be Nagini. The one inside the genie.

Anyway, it is necessary to absorb, it is better to eliminate the possible threat from the swaddling state as soon as possible.

It's a pity that the dream is as beautiful as the alluring curves of Veela, and when the magical temptation magic fails, the reality like slug pus will only make people feel sick.

From the moment he tried to absorb the soul piece in Ravenclaw's crown, a severe pain that oppressed the entire soul came overwhelming!

Mr. Diary gritted his teeth, and before he could express his feelings, he lost consciousness in extreme pain.

No one would know that the once famous and feared Dark Lord in the wizarding world (Note: Incomplete soul movie version) is struggling alone in a small manor.

With the approaching of the new semester, most of the students have escaped from their comfortable and comfortable lives, wailing "why should I know today?" while painstakingly completing their summer homework.Good students who have already finished their homework, such as Hermione, packed their luggage for returning to school early, and eagerly waited for the day when they returned to school.

The professors who stayed at Hogwarts were not at ease either.The beginning of a new semester means endless work, from adjusting the magic curriculum to supplementing the school's various potion materials, from sorting out the magic bullets to sending owls to send letters to the school-age little wizards who are about to become first graders. If you don't want melon students, you have to send a professor to take them to Diagon Alley.

Of course, Takasugi, who just accepted Hogwarts' invitation to become a professor of Muggle Studies, doesn't need to worry about this at all.First, he is not familiar with any path in the wizarding world; second, no one will rest assured that a person who "comes from another world with a fragile Muggle identity and a strength that is completely inconsistent with it" will leave without authorization; third, he is Learn English from Filch.

Takasugi has never been a teacher to others (teaching his subordinates how to find the best angle for blasting does not count).But since he decided to take over the job of the so-called "Muggle Research Tutor" and let himself get rid of the situation of eating and drinking for free, Takasugi intends to do his best.If he wants to survive in this world, he needs such an identity that can be accepted by everyone.

As for the reason for being hired as a professor?

He doesn't care at all.

To be a good teacher, you must first have the ability to communicate with students normally.Although the translation potion is very useful, Takasugi does not want to be a weak person who has to rely on external things all the time, not to mention the taste of the potion... let alone mention it.

With the previous understanding of English, Takasugi's progress in learning Middle English is very gratifying.After mastering the most basic conversation skills, he went to the Muggle world of this world once under the acquiescence of Dumbledore, and used the advance salary to buy a bunch of things that might be needed for class.

In fact, the course of Muggle Studies originally had its own special textbook, but according to Dumbledore, Takasugi is a person from another world after all, and it would be good to be able to master the ability to speak English in a short period of time. Reading and writing, it is estimated that it will take some time.What's more, capable people never stick to the content recorded in books when imparting knowledge. It is more effective to tell some things they have experienced in the past, and perhaps add some practical operations.

Therefore, Dumbledore's unknown education method for Takasugi is extremely indulgent. After learning that Takasugi bought too many things to bring back to the Leaky Cauldron, he even sent a letter to Snape who was in the Muggle world, asking him to rush to Takasugi Cast a shrinking spell on that pile of items.

……

Lord Snape, who was pulled out of the Potion Paradise, would naturally not have a good face.

However, after seeing the pile of things that Gao Sugi bought, his gloomy expression became strange by the way, although he was still silent about his feelings, but there was a hint of gloating in his eyes.

Then the short opening dinner is over and the new term begins.

Takasugi ushered in his first class at Hogwarts.

The author has something to say: Please leave a message and ask for flowers~~~

Everyone who appreciates flowers will always love them, look at the warm eyes I cast on you (?﹃?)

Ps, in fact, in the original book, the main soul lying behind Quirrell's head was just repulsed

But here, for the sake of the plot, I wrote down the main soul unkindly...

Ahem, everything is for HE...