[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

"You humble blood! The combination of pure-blood scum and mudblood! You actually stepped on the carpet of the noble and ancient Black family with your dirty feet, tarnishing the glory of our pure-blood family! You little monster, you should ..."

"What's the noise outside?" Waking up early in the morning to Mrs. Black's sharp cry, Takasugi said he had a terrible headache.

"Hiss... I guess Harry accidentally knocked down the cloth that was blocking the portrait when he got up..." Sirius pulled his disheveled hair and got up, seeing Gao Sugi pressing his forehead with an uncomfortable look, and he was stunned Dazed, he leaned forward and said worriedly, "Are you uncomfortable? Have a headache or something? Come, let me rub it for you."

"No need." Takasugi backed away, raising his eyebrows with a slightly surprised expression.

He couldn't help being surprised.Generally speaking, anyone who has shared a bed with someone else for a night will more or less ask questions such as "Why did I sleep here" and "Did I fall asleep without knowing it yesterday" when waking up during the day? Class words.Fortunately, Sirius jumped out of the questioning process and cared about the physical condition of his bedmate.

If someone else saw it, maybe how could they doubt the relationship between the two of them.

"You really don't need me to rub it for you? My hands are quite strong." Sirius looked at him worriedly, and it was a pity after Takasugi refused again and again (Takasugi slandered: What are you pity about?) With hands spread all over the floor, he lifted the quilt and stood up, "Forget it, I'll go out and deal with it first. Get up after you finish tidying up. I guess Kreacher has already made breakfast."

There were a lot of presents piled up under the Christmas tree in the lobby on the first floor, and Harry was unwrapping the wrapping paper with great interest when he went downstairs.Living in the wizarding world for more than a year, Takasugi has followed the principle of doing as the Romans do.For Christmas this year, he borrowed Hogwarts' owl to send Harry a ring with an electric shock effect--to be precise, a modified version of a miniature wolf-proof device that can be charged; he sent Draco a ring with an anesthetic effect. The effect ring - the shape is exactly the same as Harry's, and the combination of the two functions can be used as the best sex prop (cough...); I sent Ron a new version of military body armor - light and convenient, although it is temporarily useless Got a chance at it; sent Hermione a copy of "Recent Research in Time and Space" - a giveaway from the Ministry of Magic researchers who visit Hogwarts every month to investigate...

Pansy, Ginny, the Weasley Bludgers and the entire Hogwarts staff also received gifts from him.It is not surprising that many people are polite, but Takasugi will never forget this important rule of life.

It is true that there is nothing wrong with saying that, but...

"Why? Why? Both Moonface and Harry have gifts, why don't I? Why?" Sirius looked at Takasugi with disbelief and hurt in his eyes.

...Piansheng really forgot this person's gift.

"Sirius, you know, the job I'm doing now doesn't pay much, and the textbooks used in the Muggle studies courses are all bought out of my own pocket." Takasugi considered the words, "For this reason, I have paid in advance for the next two years. salary..."

"But you still gave gifts to both Moonface and Harry!" Sirius exclaimed angrily.

Takasugi was a little embarrassed. In fact, it was his first time dealing with such a situation.A conspiracy revolutionist who has always handled interpersonal relationships well, how could he have imagined that one day he would be entangled by people because of the problem of uneven gift giving—or by an adult who has clearly left the age of biting his fingers and asking people for gifts: "Lyme They are my colleagues, and most of the gifts I gave them were picked from the spare textbooks of the Muggle Studies course... Well, the rings I gave Harry and Draco were indeed gadgets that I modified, equipped with some tiny electronic devices…”

"Wait!" Sirius blinked and caught the key word, "I'm not surprised that you also gave Draco a gift. But 'they'? Don't tell me that 'they' are all the professors at Hogwarts!"

"Uh, in fact, apart from the professors, there are also Hagrid, the gatekeeper of the Forbidden Forest, and Mr. Filch, who is patrolling the building." Takasugi was rarely honest.

"Oh——Merlin!" Sirius yelled in despair, waking up the portrait covered by the curtain, "I'm no more important than that little bastard Draco in your heart, and even Snot and Fair Can’t Qidu compare!?” Turning around, he turned to the side and yelled back at the portraits who woke up and yelled loudly at him, “Shut up, shut up!”

Harry was somewhat startled by Sirius' almost pathetic attitude.The little lion blinked his watery green eyes, looked at Takasugi and then at his godfather, remembering that he couldn't find Sirius everywhere during dinner time last night, but found the scene of two people "sleeping together" in a certain room.Turning his head around, he couldn't help showing a dazed expression.

So Sirius and Jinsuke are now a couple?But looking at Jin Zhu's attitude is not the same at all.So, Sirius is trying to court Jinsuke?Hmm... That's not bad, Jinsuke is such an excellent man, if he can marry into the Black family (of course there is a possibility of becoming a matriarch) and have a few children with Sirius, then the glory of the Black family will be someone Inherited, and I can have a few more cute little brothers... The problem is that Sirius is really unreliable sometimes, maybe Jinzhu is a little bit young when he takes a fancy to him?

Harry Saving the wizarding world The greatest, most mysterious and most powerful savior Potter is imagining the infinite future.

Lupine pulled the lion cub away and whispered all the way, "Come here, Harry. About yesterday's question, do you think if I go to Sev..."

Leave two sane adults (is one of them really an adult?) to work out their presents.

"Well, I forgot to prepare a gift for you." Gao Shan was defeated by Sirius' accusing eyes, "To make up for it, you can choose what you want."

Sirius put away his weeping expression: "Really?"

Takasugi nodded helplessly.When I first met this man, why didn't I see that he was so childish.

"That's good." Sirius rubbed his hands, smiled joyfully, walked a few steps and paused, then suddenly moved to Gao Sugi's side, "I don't want anything else, just ask you a question, okay?"

Takasugi spread his hands, motioning for him to ask casually.

"Who is Sakata Gintoki?" Sirius asked cautiously.

A haze flashed across Gao Shan's usually expressionless face, and the murderous aura flashed in his eyes suddenly surged out!The person who was just standing in front of him chatting casually, suddenly changed his aura, which really shocked Sirius.But before he had time to respond with life, the man withdrew his murderous aura, so quickly that it seemed that everything just now was just an illusion of overactive thoughts when he was distracted.

"Why do you know this name?" Gao Shan asked softly.The voice that was several times softer than usual was more lethal than roaring, at least Sirius couldn't help stammering, "You, I... I mean, your cup, clothes, and props for class have this name on it ..."

Takasugi's eyes became hollow.If he hadn't known that the man in front of him was a Muggle, Sirius would even have suspected that he was performing Occlumency.

"I won't answer this question, you'd better change it to a Christmas present." After that, he turned and walked away.

"Is this man really that important to you?" Sirius didn't know that he would be so impetuous, and before he could react, he had already grabbed Takasugi's shoulder.

Originally thought that Takasugi would be angry - after all, Sirius has understood the point of turning his face and denying people since the day he met Takasugi.Unexpectedly, the man just paused, turned around and said with a smile: "Yes, it's so important that I don't want to tell anyone anything about him."

……

It wasn't until Takasugi walked into the side hall that he heard Sirius' angrily "sh (py——)t".

Draco returned to Malfoy Manor yesterday, and there will be a grand Christmas party held at Malfoy Manor tonight, Harry and Sirius are both on the invitation list.It stands to reason that it is very rude to bring guests to your home for Christmas, but go to the party yourself.But Sirius, who had just had an unpleasant conversation with Takasugi, obviously didn't have the patience to follow the routine. He asked Kreacher to take care of the guests with a black face, and dragged the dressed lion cub into the fireplace ahead of time.

Lupine was still thinking about Snape, so he stood up immediately, bid farewell to Takasugi, and ran to "send warmth for Christmas" to the potions master.

Obviously, the ancestors of the Black family have discriminated against Muggles and despised half-bloods for several decades after their death, and they have never done anything like Sirius to abandon the guests and run away.Seeing that only Takasugi was left in the huge house, he was embarrassed to yell and curse.With a stern face, he ordered Kreacher to add tea to Takasugi, and then quietly observed this man who had recently become famous in the wizarding world.

Takasugi Taishan collapsed in front of him and did not fall down, calmly looking at the strange eyes of hundreds of portraits covering the wall... "On the Case of One Hundred Happy Same-sex Couples"--Before Snape and Lupine were unsuccessfully matched , Professor Takasugi said that he will persevere in conducting investigations in related aspects.

A crisp cry suddenly sounded, and when I looked up, a pure black owl flew in through the floor-to-ceiling windows at some point.Dropped a small package in mid-air - it just landed in Gao Shan's arms, turned around gracefully, and flew out again with wings flapping.

The package was wrapped in silver-white paper with delicate carved patterns, and a bow was tied with light green silk.A card was pinned to the package, and when I turned it over, I saw the strange, beautiful and clean font with a somewhat rebellious feel - "To Takasugi Shinsuke".There are no other comments other than this.

Who sent it?

Takasugi frowned, and casually threw the card aside.In line with the principle that strangers' things should not be taken carelessly, Takasugi planned to throw this inexplicable package aside.But what if it's a gift from someone you know?For example... that red-eyed boy in the top area of ​​Hogwarts?

...well, he also knew it was unlikely.

While hesitating, a familiar voice suddenly sounded: "What is that?"

The author has something to say: Guess who is coming~~?

……

But I think everyone can guess this question without thinking...

PS~~Thank you Lanlos for throwing mines~~

Fly away with a grateful slobber kiss mua~=3=~