[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

While Sirius was talking with his cousin crying, the other male protagonist of their topic was discussing "how to invest and hype" with the portrait in Black's old house.

The ancestors of the Black family hated Muggles.The first reason is that wizards were tortured and killed by Muggles many years ago. The problem left over from history is that individuals will have lumps in their hearts about outsiders who once slaughtered their own people.The second reason is that they feel that Muggles are weak, incompetent, stupid and vulgar, and they don't take them seriously.

So after Takasugi changed Sirius into such a set of clothes that completely fit the noble taste, the eyes of Black ancestors in the old house looked at him a lot lessened, and a man with taste is always welcome.And when Phineas Black, the former headmaster of Hogwarts, sneaked back from Dumbledore's headmaster's office, and told himself about "Takasugi Shinsuke, a noble, great, smart, powerful and elegant Muggle After the information about "Leader—Dumbledore's Version" was spread by biting their ears, the eyes of the portraits on him changed from "gentle" to "appreciative".

Slytherin values ​​strength.As long as they are capable people, they can get their approval.

Takasugi, who could only sit on a frayed and fluffy sofa in the side hall while reading a book and drinking cold black tea, has now moved to the hall that has been cleaned by Kreacher and everything is brand new and glowing with the brilliance it should be. It is a spacious and comfortable big sofa, enjoying warm earl gray milk tea and freshly baked strawberry fruit cake, the crystal chandelier above the head casts a charming light, and the portraits on the wall are also separated from the street uncle who is cursing loudly The image of the aunt has returned to its original nobility and elegance. While listening to Takasugi's words, she occasionally expresses her own opinions, just like a tea party.

...The above is the expression of Takasugi being "approved" after Sirius came back with Harry Floo.

The host has gone home, and when the guests continue to stay in the hall, it will feel overwhelming.

Takasugi went back to the bedroom to continue reading, and didn't come out until dinner.As a result, I missed Narcissa's visit and the lively discussion on the issues of "family heirs" and "powerful Muggle marriage partners" and the portraits of the ancestors.

In fact, even Sirius didn't know the specific content of the discussion. The only thing that was clear was that after the discussion, Narcissa stepped out gracefully from the ancestral portrait room that had been closed to Sirius many years ago, and grabbed Sirius by the neck. The ears opened.

"The ancestors came to the same conclusion as me. Instead of letting the Black family continue to be dilapidated, or one day be destroyed in the hands of you, a fool who did not maintain the family's honor, it is better to let you give birth to an heir earlier. Even if it is a mixed race, they will recognize it, anyway. Folk is the greatest potion master of this century. I believe that the ancient potion recipe for "purifying pure blood" in the Malfoy family's collection will definitely give him some insight, but he doesn't know the precious potion ingredients recorded on the list. Can you still find it all (Siris: Why does the Malfoy family have such a collection?)... Sirius, is this the point you should pay attention to!?"

Queen Narcissa's murderous sight successfully will never miss the point of Cousin being honest.

Reluctantly stroking her forehead, Narcissa continued: "Shinsuke Takasugi is a good candidate, with a smart mind, ruthless means, familiarity with investment and financial management and even conspiracy theories, strong strength and no family support—— With the above advantages, the flaws of Muggle identity are not so important to him - at least we don't have to worry, if you are really together with him, the child you give birth will change under the education of your parents. Become a brainless lion who will only act on impulse like you, and finally impulsively rushes himself into Azkaban."

……

This time Sirius didn't do anything like growl or roar at the analysis of the ancestors.

He just widened his eyes, opened and closed his mouth, and finally took the note in Narcissa's hand that said "Effective Steps for Courtship", and slipped back into the room with a red face and lowered head.

Everyone, including Kreacher, couldn't help sighing: "No wonder he would turn against the family in order to enter the same academy as the little boy of the Potter family - for a long time he liked men (wrong)... "

Christmas is over, and the students can still stay at home to enjoy the holiday, but the teachers can only go back to school early, preparing lessons, sorting out materials and correcting test papers.

Since Lupine left on Christmas night, he has stayed at Snape's Muggle home - Takasugi suspects that he has paid a lot for this, such as signing a contract with Snape to wash dishes, clothes and clean up for him. Cooking three meals and other unequal treaties; Harry was left in Malfoy Manor by the enthusiastic Narcissa, practicing magic with Draco every day and being instilled with the cunning ideas of snakes by Lucius; For some reason, the godfather, who was not as good as he was, did not stop him. Instead, he followed Takasugi idly, took all his luggage, and escorted him back to school.

"Why? I know how to go back by myself." Gao Shan couldn't understand his enthusiasm, and opened his mouth to decline.

Of course Sirius would not give him this chance: "The two evil Death Eaters who escaped from Azkaban before have not been arrested and brought to justice. Now I am not sure where they are, so I rashly make you a Muggle." It would be dangerous to be in Hogsmeade."

"I know, Bellatrice Lestrange and Rodolphus Lestrange, if I remember correctly, the evil Death Eater you mentioned is your cousin and cousin's husband." Gao Shan frowned, It was obviously unacceptable for Sirius to use such an adjective to describe his family.After all, evil or something... This kind of word can only be placed on elite villains-it sounds more suitable for him, doesn't it?

But looking at Sirius' awkward expression, Takasugi quickly changed the subject: "What's more, am I immune to magic? Your Unforgivable Curse doesn't do much for me."

"Just because you are immune to magic doesn't mean their magic won't work on you!" Sirius tried to find an excuse, "Like last time in Moonface's class, I succeeded in casting magic on your robe. - They are also like me, casting spells directly on the things around you, such as making your clothes infinitely tight and causing you to suffocate, or hardening your collar, directly cutting your throat arteries... No no no! Too It's dangerous, I have to be by your side all the time!"

Takasugi was expressionless: "Is there such a spell in the wizarding world?"

Sirius was dumb: "Uh, it seems...not."

Gao Shan said to the point: "Then what you said is nonsense."

Sirius was extremely wronged: "..."

"Forget it." Gao Shan touched his forehead, "You can escort me as much as you like, I only have one condition."

Sirius instantly revived with full health on the spot: "Just say what you want! Don't say there is only one, even if it is ten, I will promise you!"

"Since you are a wizard, don't carry your luggage like an ordinary person. Wouldn't it be convenient to use a shrinking spell?" Although Sirius proposed to be in charge of the luggage, Takasugi still couldn't bear to walk ahead with empty hands, Sirius carried two large suitcases in one hand, carried a backpack on his back, and followed behind with two sacks hanging on his chest.

...Even when Kibei was still the boss back then, he never tried to be such a boss.

Two hours later, Sirius took Takasugi through Hogsmeade wearing a sleeve of shrunken luggage pins.

"Jinsuke, I remember you like sweets very much. The Honeydukes candies will definitely suit your taste, come and have a look." Then with a wave of his hand, he bought all the candies Takasugi liked.

"This is Zuko's joke shop. How about it, Jinsuke? Do you see anything interesting?" Then with a wave of his hand, he directly stuffed a bean object that Takasugi had been staring at into his mouth, and displayed it on the spot The scene of the rumbling of the train coming out of the ears and mouth.

"The butter beer at the Three Broomsticks is always the most popular, Jinsuke, would you like a cup?" Then with a wave of his hand, five or six cups of steaming orange-yellow liquid were brought up.

The crowded and noisy bar does not match the quietness on the outside.The hot wine and pipes were smoking, and the fireplace was burning brightly, which was very warm.A beautiful woman was wiping glasses behind the bar, occasionally being called over by guests, smiling, and lightly serving a few glasses of butterbeer.

Takasugi moved his wrist unnaturally, took a sip of beer under Sirius' expectant gaze, and the warm feeling instantly permeated every pore of his body.

"How? How? Ms. Rosmerta's butterbeer is absolutely the best thing I've ever had!" Sirius stared eagerly at Takasugi, "Do you like it?"

"It's okay." Gao Shan licked the foam on his lips, and it was strange to see Sirius' cheeks suddenly stained red.Just as he was about to say something, his body froze suddenly, and a feeling of being maliciously spied on emerged from his heart, besides, there was a faint killing intent.

Takasugi frowned, moved his position calmly, grabbed the silver spoon for stirring the beer, and played with it while wiping it with a handkerchief.Taking advantage of the general influence reflected by the spoon, which was not clear but at least somehow, Gao Shan saw a wizard wearing a black hooded wizard robe sitting not far behind him, with a glass of butterbeer on the table, but it was obvious The wizard had no intention of drinking.One hand was on the table, but the other was on the waist where the wand was.Although the hat covering the eyes blocked the wizard's face, Takasugi still felt the man's vicious gaze on him.

wizard?

Takasugi pondered for a few seconds before coming to a conclusion: Since he is a wizard, he probably came to trouble Sirius - he didn't realize how much trouble his Muggle status was in the wizarding world.

"Jinsuke, drink some more." Sirius took a while to get out of the blushing state, took a big gulp of butter beer, sighed and looked at Takasugi.

The moment Sirius turned his head, the wizard suddenly pulled out his wand, and the shrill female voice suddenly burst out: "Avadakdawala——"

Takasugi, who had been prepared for a long time, suddenly threw Sirius down, the powerful spell fell to the ground, and hit the wooden bar hard.There was a loud explosion, and the sharp wood chips flew away!At the same time, the man who was also wearing a black wizard robe sitting on the other side jumped up, and followed the previous man's offensive and shouted: "Awada Kedawala! Avada Kedawala! Awa Dakdawala!"

The author has something to say: come come come~! !The intense plot we want is here! !

By the way... the originally written manuscript was accidentally sent to QAQ

So today it is better to be double...

Hold your heart against the wall...