[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

A loud "bang" accompanied by the man's mournful howl echoed in the aisle, shaking the portraits on the wall to cover their ears and run around.All of them grinned and frowned, vividly expressing their anger at the disturbing noise in broad daylight.

"Jin Zhu, don't lock me out of the door! You don't think I'm joking, do you!? I'm not joking, I really am not!" Sirius lingered at the door with his hands digging the wall like a big human dog. He screamed, if Gao Shan didn't open the door, he would have a tendency to scratch the door open, "Just now I couldn't help it, so I used more force, if it hurts you, I'll let you chew it back!"

... What! ?

The portraits who had just run away came back silently at an astonishing speed, and quickly gathered in the three paintings directly opposite the door of Takasugi's room with the crowding of five portraits in each frame, staring at Sirius with piercing eyes. The back, wait for the gossip.

Sirius didn't realize it.

In fact, when the dark-faced Takasugi pushed out the door in an extremely forceful way, all his thoughts were on the person in the room.Regardless of whether the eyes of the portraits behind him watching him have evolved into X-rays, they patted Takasugi's door wholeheartedly, as piously as a boudoir wife waiting for her fishing husband to return by the sea.

"Jin Zhu, Jin Zhu, Jin Zhu...you answer me anyway? Did I really hurt you? Or is my confession too horrifying for you to accept? No matter what it is, you should open the door first. Make it clear to your face—I won’t do anything this time, I swear!”

hurt?

Confession! ?

Move, hands, move, feet! ?

The portraits took a breath in unison, and their gazes staring at Sirius' back swished to the door panel.It seems that as long as you have perseverance, you can see through the door panel and see the poor man inside who may be angry, speechless, or crying (?) being ruined (???) up silhouette of man.

"Jinsuke, Takasugi Shinsuke! You won't be a man if you don't respond!" Sirius thumped the door panel persistently, "Won't the house-elf cast a silencing spell again? Jin-suke-you , Yes, no, yes, yes, listening, ah @#@#￥......" The words in his mouth ranged from coercion to begging to flattery, and his voice also changed from hoarseness to exhaustion to word-for-word and then to Helpless with three points of melancholy.Guessing that he was really exhausted in the end, he simply lifted the hem of his robe and sat on the ground, and said in a negotiating tone with a bitter face: "Even if you don't want to see me, at least return the documents inside to me first. Those are urgent business, I have to watch it these days..."

Before the words fell, the closed door opened from the inside.

Sirius was overjoyed, and quickly raised his hands in a swooping motion.

Faster than him was Takasugi's flying kick, which kicked him in the opposite direction with one kick!Sirius felt the sharp pain of kissing the wall firmly on his back, and endured the pain without making a muffled sound. He grinned and was about to say a few words of relief to Gao Sugi, but as soon as he raised his head, he was blocked by countless documents—attached The huge table he used to put the documents just now - smashed right across the face.

A shrill howl echoed in the aisle.

Such an act of ignoring death and refusing to save it, in an Eastern country, can be described in one word as a crime.

But for the portraits stationed at Hogwarts, in addition to ensuring the tranquility of the castle, daily life is to watch gossip, discover gossip, study gossip and spread gossip.They don't even have an entity that can touch the outside world, and they can't even compare to ghosts. It's better to leave the great and thankless work of saving people to living people.

So all the portraits left after talking about their crimes, and went to the Hogwarts hall, kitchen, lounge, research room, plant observation room and other places to tell other portraits the gossip they had just heard.

Naturally, the other portraits who received the news couldn't help but run up to watch Sirius' "remains", express their opinions with a few clicks of their tongues, and then run away to tell the news to other portraits.

Everyone gathers firewood and the flames are high... It seems a bit inappropriate to use this sentence to describe the current situation, but it really has the same effect.

Everyone knows that things like gossip have always been spread once and for all. Good things don't go out and bad things spread thousands of miles.In particular, the wizarding world is different from the Muggle world. There are portraits that can wander around in two picture frames with a single "whoosh", speak without energy, and walk without time. The spread of gossip can be calculated in seconds. enough.

So while Sirius is struggling to get out from under the table, gossip about him doing something to Takasugi has been flying out of Hogwarts, across the wizarding world of England, to every wizard with a picture on the wall field.

……

And because too many portraits have been explained, the content of the story has undergone a slight change.

The portrait version of the Hogwarts principal's outdoor hallway: "The kid from the Black family fell in love with Shinsuke Takasugi, and he touched him when he confessed, which made Takasugi furious, kicked him out of the room, and carried I picked up a table and threw it on him.”——This is the primary version, and it is also the version that restores the most authenticity.

The version of the portrait in the lobby on the first floor of Hogwarts: "The boy from the Black family fell in love with Shinsuke Takasugi, and because he failed to confess, he simply started to act. Takasugi couldn't help being furious and kicked him out of the room. He also smashed the table given to him by Boy Black to the ground.”——This is the second evolutionary version, although some parts have obviously been imagined and supplemented by the portraits, but the logical sequence is still very good.

The portrait version of the three brooms of Hogmod: "The boy in the Black's family looked at Takasugi Kinosuke. Because he was attempted to Motoshi Hero's manual feet, he couldn't help being furious. Cruelly, he smashed the table on Takasugi's body." ——Three evolutionary version, I don't know if it is because the portrait spreading this gossip has been soaked in butter beer for too long, so that the process of retelling adds a lot of unnecessary violence.

……

Of course, the above three versions are the most normal ones. In addition, there is the Gossip version of Godric’s Valley that involves the grievances and grievances in the past and present; "Daily" studio gossip edition; answered "How Sirius Black used magic correctly □□ to achieve the goal of doing whatever he wanted with Shinsuke Takasugi", "□□ one hundred and eight manufacturing methods and potion composition ingredients", etc. The Potions Joint Research Department version of the problem... the number is staggering and incalculable.

The gossip news was spreading like a raging fire outside, and the speed of spread, the breadth and power of the spread were almost as strong as the Dark Lord who promoted the pure blood theory back then, and Hogwarts also welcomed a group of righteous indignant people.

The first to come was Snape.

He had just returned from purchasing potion ingredients in Knockturn Alley, and stopped at Florin's ice cream shop for some reason on the way - the Snake King would never admit that he was dragged, coaxed and coaxed into the shop by Lupine In , I also shared the matter of a couple dessert called "Cupid's Arrow" - it was also there that I heard the "Confession of Inappropriate Use of Hogwarts Potions" that was changed to population transmission.

Immediately, he was so angry that even Lupine forgot, the black robe rolled back to Hogwarts, grabbed Sirius by the collar and sarcastically said: "Sirius Black, I only know that you have always been a proud and pushy person." Stupid Gryffindor, I didn't expect you to be a coward, a thug! Have the dementors dug out your brains and soaked them in toadsuppies? Or have your brains been overrun with leeches and babble tubers?"

"What the hell are you talking about—" Sirius had just failed to fly into Takasugi's room with a broom 13 times. At this moment, he was so angry that he didn't listen to a word of Snape's words. I thought the other party was provoking.

"Do you think it's enough to pretend to be garlic?" Snape sneered, "It's hard to believe that you would use an expired love potion on a Muggle from another world, and even add petrochemical potions to it without authorization! Don't you know that these two Do potions have conflicting properties!? Your behavior is simply defiled potion science! If it wasn’t because the love potion expired and the effect of the potion changed, Professor Takasugi might die!”

"Wait, wait... what?" Sirius still wanted to get angry, but caught Takasugi's name on the tip of his ear, "I used an expired love potion on Jinsuke, and added a petrochemical potion?" What a joke, I do not know how!

Snape sneered, and said "Man is doing it, God is watching, you just wait for the retribution", then rolled back to the cellar in black robes, ready to give him a good man but a miserable life by Gryffindor Black Dog spoiled colleagues to brew "after-event potion".

Sirius was puzzled.

After Snape came a sighing Lupine.

Lupine was followed by Narcissa, beating her chest.

Sirius wasn't terribly stupid, so he quickly realized that if Snape and Lupine ran over to accuse him one after another, it could be explained that "Moonface has been assimilated by that bastard snot", then Narcissa The roaring letter sent immediately after that can only be interpreted as—his confession to Takasugi was spread out through some channels, and extended the unimaginable "I heard that Sirius Black told Takasugi Shinsuke this and that What's the various versions.

……

Sirius really felt that he was reminded of grief.

It doesn’t matter if the confession fails, at least he can hypnotize himself——Gao Sugi is just too shy/too excited/too surprised/can’t accept it for a while, and has to wait for many reasons.

The people he knew came to spit at him one after another, and he admitted it, so he could comfort himself at least—those guys judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain/stupidly listen to whatever they want/there is absolutely no brains To achieve great things...

but!

When his dear godson Harry and the little Malfoy, who was not very close but somehow related by blood, ran out of the fireplace, holding hands side by side, condemning the traitor to the motherland with the expression of confronting class enemies and asking, "How can you When Jinsuke did such an excessive thing” or “Your conscience, your sense of responsibility? The ancestors of the Black family are watching you on the wall”——their heart-scratching movements still made Sirius feel like he Is it really that bad to confess to Takasugi? It affects the trend of the wizarding world, destroys the peace and stability of the earth, and hinders the flowers of the motherland from budding, so that two frail children can't help but rush to criticize themselves components of the brain.

Of course, the reason why Sirius is Sirius is because although he was born in a Slytherin noble family, he has a Gryffindor-style fearless spirit that cannot be removed by external or internal forces.

To put it bluntly, he doesn't listen to people.

So even if Harry and Draco chattered and chatted for a long time, he didn't listen to many words at all.Nodding while thinking about how to coax Takasugi this time, he casually said: "Okay, okay, I know, Moonface and Narcissa are also true, as long as you know these questions yourself, it is necessary to tell you ?"

In exchange, Harry rolled his eyes: "Who told you that Remus and Narcissa's mother told us."

"The incident is so big that newspapers and magazines such as "Daily Prophet", "Wizard Weekly", "Time of Magic" and other newspapers and magazines have all published related news. As the latest gossip news, anyone with eyes knows it. Laco said coldly.

Then with a wave of his hand, countless newspapers flew out of the space handbag and fell all over the ground.

The author has something to say: what... a weak reminder~

In the next chapter, or maybe the next chapter, there will be river crabs

Cover your face, even though it's just a piece of meat

But definitely fat and fresh~

At that time, please eat tenderly

Don’t press the report button with a shake of your hand, QAQ