I just want you to bite me

Han Nan looked at a group of people chattering about something in front of him, holding his forehead with some headaches, saying that the squad leader is the most annoying thing, and he will solve everything, fall!I won't be the squad leader in the future, it's really too much trouble!But he is not happy to quit his job as a counselor!What a crazy pace!

"Squad leader, we will count on you for our attendance rate this month! n(*≧▽≦*)n!" A very loli girl approached Han Nan who was in a daze, pleading with her face, and clasped her hands together Before, the big eyes blinked and the long eyelashes dangled, which made Han Nan's heart tremble a few times.

Han Nan's expression now is Σ(°△°|||)︴, how did the attendance rate become his business? !With a look of horror, he is not a hacker and it is impossible for him to sneak into the school's computer and change the data!and!He can't do the work of more than ten people by himself, okay?He doesn't know how to avatar either, okay? !

Han Nan looked helplessly at Lori in front of him, her behavior was so inconsistent with her name and appearance!Loli face, loli height, and her name is also Luoli, how can she behave like a rough guy? !It really makes people want to complain.

"It's not that I don't help. I can't swipe the cards of more than a dozen people alone, can I?" Han Nan silently accepted Luo Li's hostile gaze, and then put his gaze on the ceiling, expressing that he was helpless.

Luo Li rolled her eyes in a disfigured manner, and she was speechless: "Squad leader, do you think it's possible for you to swipe the cards of fourteen of us? It's not like we don't know that the card machines are guarded."

The others kept nodding when they heard Luo Li's words. They looked at Han Nan as if they were looking at an idiot. Han Nan turned his face silently. He didn't want to see them, they discriminated against him!Don't love them anymore!

After a long time, the corner of Han Nan's mouth twitched: "It's good that you know, I'm not a fairy, what do you want me to do?"

Han Nan added another sentence: "Why are you so lazy!"

Luo Li ignored his words, stopped a few sisters who just rushed up to tease him, then smiled sinisterly, and rubbed against Han Nan, with a thief on his face: "Oh, our good monitor, your boss You are so small, uh, you are so handsome! Go tell your seniors!"

It is said that Xiao Shou's magic horse can only be used to tease, but this Xiao Shou, who bears the position of squad leader, must serve their group of rotten girls!

Han Nan didn't pay attention to her pause, and smiled crookedly: "Am I handsome? How handsome?" → It can be seen that Han Nan is still a child who is narcissistic to the point of madness.

The corners of Luo Li's mouth twitched, and she took a deep breath: "You are tall and mighty, handsome in British dramas, suave and suave, a beautiful tree with wind, everyone loves you, flowers bloom when you see flowers, and when you see cars with flat tires, you are also very talented. You are rich and rich, you are called a pear blossom crushing a begonia, you are so handsome, you are invincible, you have fascinated thousands of girls, you were the one who abandoned Lin Qingxia and Diana, and you are called the killer in love~~!"

Han Nan's expression: (?????)? You are so right!

No sense of modesty at all!I really admire it!

Luo Li smiled evilly and winked at the others: "Then, monitor, about attendance?"

Everyone looked expectantly and stared at Han Nan with "blingbling" eyes.

Han Nan looked at the group of friends who looked like wolves and tigers, and swallowed. Just about to say something, he suddenly remembered the string of compliments that Luo Li had just said to him.Silently swallowed the words of refusal, and raised a big smile: "Give me this handsome pot!"

Luo Li and everyone else's eyes lit up, looking at Han Nan with admiration in their eyes, and when Han Nan turned his head, the girls smiled like thieves: It really is a cute little shou.

Han Nan didn't know that he was being turned into an idiot by others, so he just stared blankly at the group of children who suddenly laughed wildly in front of him.It took a while to realize, shouldn't he take on this task? !

Is it okay for him to refuse now? !It's horrible... These little friends are sent by God to torture him, right? !

Han Nan was about to leave. He wondered if he could escape by hiding now... He felt like he was jumping into a fire pit...

Luo Li quickly grabbed Han Nan and pushed him to sit on the chair. Several girls surrounded Han Nan in an instant. Luo Li smiled happily: "Squad leader, the senior is Xia who is a year older than us." Lin, go find him, he is on duty this month!"

Luo Li stared at Han Nan, and suddenly realized that Han Nan was still watching Fugue, the corner of her mouth twitched, if she hadn't asked the class monitor, she would have considered giving this idiot a lesson!

"Hey? Oh, okay, let's go in the afternoon. I'm hungry." Han Nan suddenly recovered, touched his stomach, turned around and walked out of the classroom. Really, he came to class early in the morning without eating, like him How can half a foodie be hungry?

Regardless of the gnashing of teeth on Luo Li's face behind him, he was dizzy, and was still immersed in the shock that he had sold himself because of a few words of praise.

"Hey, monitor, don't forget!" Luo Li waved her hands and shouted from behind, while several girls whispered beside her.

Han Nan didn't turn his head and waved his hand. He said weakly that he already knew, and then ran away gracefully on the road to the cafeteria with a paralyzed face.

Luo Li looked at Han Nan's back and complained: "Does this look like you're hungry?! What a foodie!"

Then he and the girl next to him looked at each other, with an indescribable expression in their eyes: "The cute little shou will be sold by us soon!"

The other boys looked at the rotten girls who were smiling strangely in front of them and couldn't help shivering. Sure enough, no one can offend this group of rotten girls!Otherwise, I don't know how I died!

So, on this cloudless day, a sophomore in a certain university, who looked rather delicious, was caught by a group of unscrupulous rotten girls in the class, using the modification of the clock-in data as the high-sounding reason for this conspiracy, Pushed out.

And this cute little shou is still happily on the way to the cafeteria. Although his mind is already full of food, it doesn't affect his vision at all. After all, thinking about what to eat is the ultimate goal of life. big deal~

Cough, please look at the profile of this cute little shou:

Name: Han Nan.

Height: 180cm.

Weight: Confidential [too heavy to carry]

Education: Currently a sophomore, major in a certain department.

Personality: We will gradually understand this in the future.

Okay, we've finished understanding Xiaoshou's appearance, let's look at this foodie, to be precise, it's an invisible foodie, how can it be jumping happily on this road that is being marketed!