I just want you to bite me
Chapter 53
Thinking of this, after Han Nan entered the room, he saw his parents sitting on the sofa whispering something, and when he saw him coming in, he quickly stopped the voice, making Han Nan look puzzled.
Counting the time, Xia Lin should not be home yet, so Han Nan is not in a hurry to call him.Thinking that he might have nothing to do next, Han Nan decided to sit down and have a good chat with his parents.
what's the topic?Talk about his future.
Originally, Han Nan planned to talk about it after his relationship with Xia Lin stabilized. After all, no one could have predicted what would happen in the future. What if Xia Lin couldn't stand him after they were together for a few days and dumped him? ?
Although Xia Lin said that Han Nan could only leave him unless he died, but who wouldn't say the sweet words at the beginning?No one can guarantee whether the current pledge of eternal love will become a passing cloud in the future. Therefore, Han Nan's bottom line is that after a month, he will confess. However, before that, he must mentally prepare his parents of time.
Han Nan sat on the sofa and fell into deep thought, wondering what to tell his parents.
"Mom and Dad, I may not let you have grandchildren." Cutting off children and grandchildren, Σ(°△°|||)︴ seems a bit scary.He is the only baby in their family.Han Nan's mind flashed the image of his mother falling to the ground clutching his heart, he quickly shook his head, no, it's too scary!
"Mom and Dad, I'm in love with a man!" It's like you've been in love with a woman before... The image of Han Baba falling to the ground clutching his heart appeared in Han Nan's mind, and he quickly shook his head, it was too scary!
"Mom and Dad, I'm actually a girl, right?" Han Nan thought of the picture of his parents rushing up to hit him, and shook his head quickly, what the hell, how could he think of this, his brain is so big!
Han Nan finally came back to his senses, subconsciously glanced at his crotch, and reached out to touch it, um, it’s still there, it’s not a woman... He touched his chest again, um, it’s flat, it’s not a woman...
Han Mama and Han Baba couldn't bear to look straight at Han Nan. What's wrong with this kid, he's out of his mind. Although there's no one at home, he shouldn't be so suspicious of his gender in the living room, right?Could it be possible!
Han Baba and Han Mama looked at each other, and they rushed forward to hold Han Nan's hand: "Son! When did you have sex reassignment surgery!"
The teary eyes of Han Mama and Han Baba frightened Han Nan. Shrimp stuff?Sex reassignment surgery?He did it?when? !Didn't you just prove that you are a man? !So she was always a woman before? Σ(°△°|||)︴! ! !
……
Sure enough, they are a family, and their brain supplement skills are the same... powerful!
"When did I go for surgery? Could it be that I was always a woman before?" Han Nanfeng was in a mess, staring at his parents with confused eyes.
"Then why are you groping around there?" Han Baba expressed doubts, ghosts?How can there be such a thing in such a happy New Year? !
"I..." Han Nan opened his mouth, how could he say what he thought, it's too embarrassing! "I just want to make sure I'm still a man!"
Han Mama touched Han Nan's forehead and muttered: "My wife, my son must have a fever, otherwise why would he be talking nonsense?! Or he might be contaminated with something unclean!"
While talking, he patted Han Nan's back with the other hand, and Han Nan almost vomited blood: "Mom...Mom...I'm normal!"
Han Baba also touched Han Nan's forehead, with a serious face, and said after a long time: "It seems that I really have a low-grade fever, can't I be really stupid..."
Han Nan was defeated by his parents, why did his parents suddenly become so funny!He felt dizzy, but he didn't know if he really had a low-grade fever. After all, he didn't feel much after what happened yesterday, he just felt very tired...
"I'm going to find medicine!" Han Mama compared her forehead, and she felt that the temperature was a little high, so she stood up quickly.
Originally, Han Nan planned to confess, but he was too embarrassed to say it after being teased by his parents, but he quickly stopped his mother: "It's okay, I'll just get under the quilt and it will be fine."
Han Baba nodded, that's fine, anyway, there's not much to do today, so it's not bad to just stay at home.
Han Mama was still worried. Since Han Nan went to Xia Lin's house, the call Xia Mama made to her completely disturbed Han Mama's heart. She checked what should happen between men that night. After asking for Han Mama's mobile phone number, the two chatted like this.
Last night when Han Nan and Xia Lin fought hard, Han Mama and Xia Mama kept sending text messages on their mobile phones. Xia Mama, with the intention of bringing Han Mama into the Fumen, recommended a few books to Han Mama The novel she could accept, started various chats with Han Mama there.
Han Mama read a few short stories, and seemed to think that this was not bad. She didn't want to read it at first, but when she was in school, she was fond of novels and the like, and she was considered a literary young woman. Xia Mama brought into the Fumen.
She looked at her son, thought about Xia Lin's appearance, and said, her son is destined to suffer!In this case, today's low fever is taken for granted, alas, this is more uncomfortable than raising a daughter and being raped by a pig!
Originally, I hoped to raise a pig to win over other people's cabbages, but in the end, it turned out that although my own pig was raised, it still felt sad.
It seemed that Han Nan was going to confess to them just now, but he didn't know what to say. Han Mama glanced at Han Baba, forget it, let's talk when he wants to talk, no rush.
"Then you go and lie down under the blanket now. I'll go with your dad to Xiaoli's place to have a look." Han Mama pulled Han Nan back to the bedroom quickly, and pulled Han Baba to go outside.
Han Nan grabbed the sofa: "Is Luo Li really going to get married so early?" Han Nan said that he was not mentally prepared yet!My childhood sweetheart is getting married so soon!Give me some reaction time, please? !
"The man is pressing hard. Anyway, they can accept and fulfill the conditions put forward by your aunt Luo's family. Luo Li has no objection, and that young man is really good to Xiao Li." Han Mama said that she was also right. This guy has a good impression, he knows how to hurt others, and treats Luo Li very well.
Compared with Shu Yan, it seems that Xia Lin is also good.Glancing at Han Nan, Han Mama suddenly thought of this question. Xia Lin was no worse than Shu Yan. With this thought, Han Mama felt that the relationship between Xia Lin and Han Nan was not so difficult for her to accept. Someone was kind to her son. Seems pretty good too?
"By the way, who sent you back today?" Han Mama asked suddenly, Han Nan's hands on the sofa subconsciously relaxed, and he took a look at his own Mama.
"Xia Lin." Han Nan said, ready to go into the house. For some reason, he felt guilty when he mentioned Xia Lin, and he didn't dare to look into his mother's eyes.
Seeing that he didn't dare to look at herself, Han Mama probably knew what was going on in her heart, so she didn't bother to point it out, she just took Han Baba outside and said, "Let Xia Lin come to my house for dinner before school starts. "
Han Nan's footsteps paused, and he looked at the back of his Ma Ma leaving in disbelief, what the fuck did he hear just now? !Is my mom so fond of Xia Lin just once? !No, he needed to lie on the bed to calm down, so he hurried to his room.
As soon as Han Nan lay down on the bed, he lifted the laptop computer onto the bed. Under his hand was a table. The computer was placed on it just right, and a cup of hot water was placed on it. The mobile phone was placed on the quilt, wrapped in thick clothes, leaning against the The head of the bed looks comfortable.
Just after tidying up here, Han Nan took care not to knock over the cup, put the lid on, and then turned on the computer.
As soon as he landed on Penguin, Han Nan's cell phone rang. Han Nan took a look, thinking it was someone else, but glanced at Xia Lin, picked it up quickly, and answered it quickly!
"Hello?" Xia Lin's laughing voice came from the phone. It sounded like he was in a good mood, indeed. Han Nan answered the phone as quickly as possible, could he not be happy?
Han Nan gave an "en" and asked, "Are you home yet?"
"Well, I'm going upstairs." Xia Lin's voice was muffled. It seemed that he was in the elevator. The voice next to him was a bit noisy, and he subconsciously frowned.
"You didn't go back in a fast car, did you?!" Han Nan was startled, holding the phone in both hands very nervously, if Xia Lin said it was him, he might jump up directly.
"No, there aren't many people on the street at this time, so don't be blocked." The corners of Xia Lin's mouth rose, how could he not hear the tension and concern in Han Nan's tone.
There wasn't much snow on the road, so he didn't take too long. Knowing that Han Nan would be worried, he didn't rush back.
"That's good." Han Nan breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he didn't, "By the way, my mother told you to come to my house once before school starts, and I want to treat you to dinner."
"Okay." Xia Lin smiled, coughed, and said, "Is it still your mother?"
"Our mother!" Without being face to face, Han Nan was not very shy when he said this, and he couldn't see it anyway, so he was neither nervous nor nervous.Han Nan is also good at molesting Xia Lin.
"Hey, I'll call you when I get home." Xia Lin suddenly covered the phone, as if there was something she didn't want Han Nan to hear. ".
Han Nan, who didn't know what happened, was anxious and shouted loudly: "Master Xia! What's going on?!"
Xia Lin immediately hung up the phone, and Han Nan heard the sound of someone fighting?No, I must have misheard, Han Nan comforted himself like this.
However, when Xia Lin called back, no one answered.Han Nan turned around in a hurry, his body was still in pain, he could only lie there, he didn't want to turn over, he was very sad, he was holding the phone and didn't know what to do, he kept waiting for it to ring.
Counting the time, Xia Lin should not be home yet, so Han Nan is not in a hurry to call him.Thinking that he might have nothing to do next, Han Nan decided to sit down and have a good chat with his parents.
what's the topic?Talk about his future.
Originally, Han Nan planned to talk about it after his relationship with Xia Lin stabilized. After all, no one could have predicted what would happen in the future. What if Xia Lin couldn't stand him after they were together for a few days and dumped him? ?
Although Xia Lin said that Han Nan could only leave him unless he died, but who wouldn't say the sweet words at the beginning?No one can guarantee whether the current pledge of eternal love will become a passing cloud in the future. Therefore, Han Nan's bottom line is that after a month, he will confess. However, before that, he must mentally prepare his parents of time.
Han Nan sat on the sofa and fell into deep thought, wondering what to tell his parents.
"Mom and Dad, I may not let you have grandchildren." Cutting off children and grandchildren, Σ(°△°|||)︴ seems a bit scary.He is the only baby in their family.Han Nan's mind flashed the image of his mother falling to the ground clutching his heart, he quickly shook his head, no, it's too scary!
"Mom and Dad, I'm in love with a man!" It's like you've been in love with a woman before... The image of Han Baba falling to the ground clutching his heart appeared in Han Nan's mind, and he quickly shook his head, it was too scary!
"Mom and Dad, I'm actually a girl, right?" Han Nan thought of the picture of his parents rushing up to hit him, and shook his head quickly, what the hell, how could he think of this, his brain is so big!
Han Nan finally came back to his senses, subconsciously glanced at his crotch, and reached out to touch it, um, it’s still there, it’s not a woman... He touched his chest again, um, it’s flat, it’s not a woman...
Han Mama and Han Baba couldn't bear to look straight at Han Nan. What's wrong with this kid, he's out of his mind. Although there's no one at home, he shouldn't be so suspicious of his gender in the living room, right?Could it be possible!
Han Baba and Han Mama looked at each other, and they rushed forward to hold Han Nan's hand: "Son! When did you have sex reassignment surgery!"
The teary eyes of Han Mama and Han Baba frightened Han Nan. Shrimp stuff?Sex reassignment surgery?He did it?when? !Didn't you just prove that you are a man? !So she was always a woman before? Σ(°△°|||)︴! ! !
……
Sure enough, they are a family, and their brain supplement skills are the same... powerful!
"When did I go for surgery? Could it be that I was always a woman before?" Han Nanfeng was in a mess, staring at his parents with confused eyes.
"Then why are you groping around there?" Han Baba expressed doubts, ghosts?How can there be such a thing in such a happy New Year? !
"I..." Han Nan opened his mouth, how could he say what he thought, it's too embarrassing! "I just want to make sure I'm still a man!"
Han Mama touched Han Nan's forehead and muttered: "My wife, my son must have a fever, otherwise why would he be talking nonsense?! Or he might be contaminated with something unclean!"
While talking, he patted Han Nan's back with the other hand, and Han Nan almost vomited blood: "Mom...Mom...I'm normal!"
Han Baba also touched Han Nan's forehead, with a serious face, and said after a long time: "It seems that I really have a low-grade fever, can't I be really stupid..."
Han Nan was defeated by his parents, why did his parents suddenly become so funny!He felt dizzy, but he didn't know if he really had a low-grade fever. After all, he didn't feel much after what happened yesterday, he just felt very tired...
"I'm going to find medicine!" Han Mama compared her forehead, and she felt that the temperature was a little high, so she stood up quickly.
Originally, Han Nan planned to confess, but he was too embarrassed to say it after being teased by his parents, but he quickly stopped his mother: "It's okay, I'll just get under the quilt and it will be fine."
Han Baba nodded, that's fine, anyway, there's not much to do today, so it's not bad to just stay at home.
Han Mama was still worried. Since Han Nan went to Xia Lin's house, the call Xia Mama made to her completely disturbed Han Mama's heart. She checked what should happen between men that night. After asking for Han Mama's mobile phone number, the two chatted like this.
Last night when Han Nan and Xia Lin fought hard, Han Mama and Xia Mama kept sending text messages on their mobile phones. Xia Mama, with the intention of bringing Han Mama into the Fumen, recommended a few books to Han Mama The novel she could accept, started various chats with Han Mama there.
Han Mama read a few short stories, and seemed to think that this was not bad. She didn't want to read it at first, but when she was in school, she was fond of novels and the like, and she was considered a literary young woman. Xia Mama brought into the Fumen.
She looked at her son, thought about Xia Lin's appearance, and said, her son is destined to suffer!In this case, today's low fever is taken for granted, alas, this is more uncomfortable than raising a daughter and being raped by a pig!
Originally, I hoped to raise a pig to win over other people's cabbages, but in the end, it turned out that although my own pig was raised, it still felt sad.
It seemed that Han Nan was going to confess to them just now, but he didn't know what to say. Han Mama glanced at Han Baba, forget it, let's talk when he wants to talk, no rush.
"Then you go and lie down under the blanket now. I'll go with your dad to Xiaoli's place to have a look." Han Mama pulled Han Nan back to the bedroom quickly, and pulled Han Baba to go outside.
Han Nan grabbed the sofa: "Is Luo Li really going to get married so early?" Han Nan said that he was not mentally prepared yet!My childhood sweetheart is getting married so soon!Give me some reaction time, please? !
"The man is pressing hard. Anyway, they can accept and fulfill the conditions put forward by your aunt Luo's family. Luo Li has no objection, and that young man is really good to Xiao Li." Han Mama said that she was also right. This guy has a good impression, he knows how to hurt others, and treats Luo Li very well.
Compared with Shu Yan, it seems that Xia Lin is also good.Glancing at Han Nan, Han Mama suddenly thought of this question. Xia Lin was no worse than Shu Yan. With this thought, Han Mama felt that the relationship between Xia Lin and Han Nan was not so difficult for her to accept. Someone was kind to her son. Seems pretty good too?
"By the way, who sent you back today?" Han Mama asked suddenly, Han Nan's hands on the sofa subconsciously relaxed, and he took a look at his own Mama.
"Xia Lin." Han Nan said, ready to go into the house. For some reason, he felt guilty when he mentioned Xia Lin, and he didn't dare to look into his mother's eyes.
Seeing that he didn't dare to look at herself, Han Mama probably knew what was going on in her heart, so she didn't bother to point it out, she just took Han Baba outside and said, "Let Xia Lin come to my house for dinner before school starts. "
Han Nan's footsteps paused, and he looked at the back of his Ma Ma leaving in disbelief, what the fuck did he hear just now? !Is my mom so fond of Xia Lin just once? !No, he needed to lie on the bed to calm down, so he hurried to his room.
As soon as Han Nan lay down on the bed, he lifted the laptop computer onto the bed. Under his hand was a table. The computer was placed on it just right, and a cup of hot water was placed on it. The mobile phone was placed on the quilt, wrapped in thick clothes, leaning against the The head of the bed looks comfortable.
Just after tidying up here, Han Nan took care not to knock over the cup, put the lid on, and then turned on the computer.
As soon as he landed on Penguin, Han Nan's cell phone rang. Han Nan took a look, thinking it was someone else, but glanced at Xia Lin, picked it up quickly, and answered it quickly!
"Hello?" Xia Lin's laughing voice came from the phone. It sounded like he was in a good mood, indeed. Han Nan answered the phone as quickly as possible, could he not be happy?
Han Nan gave an "en" and asked, "Are you home yet?"
"Well, I'm going upstairs." Xia Lin's voice was muffled. It seemed that he was in the elevator. The voice next to him was a bit noisy, and he subconsciously frowned.
"You didn't go back in a fast car, did you?!" Han Nan was startled, holding the phone in both hands very nervously, if Xia Lin said it was him, he might jump up directly.
"No, there aren't many people on the street at this time, so don't be blocked." The corners of Xia Lin's mouth rose, how could he not hear the tension and concern in Han Nan's tone.
There wasn't much snow on the road, so he didn't take too long. Knowing that Han Nan would be worried, he didn't rush back.
"That's good." Han Nan breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he didn't, "By the way, my mother told you to come to my house once before school starts, and I want to treat you to dinner."
"Okay." Xia Lin smiled, coughed, and said, "Is it still your mother?"
"Our mother!" Without being face to face, Han Nan was not very shy when he said this, and he couldn't see it anyway, so he was neither nervous nor nervous.Han Nan is also good at molesting Xia Lin.
"Hey, I'll call you when I get home." Xia Lin suddenly covered the phone, as if there was something she didn't want Han Nan to hear. ".
Han Nan, who didn't know what happened, was anxious and shouted loudly: "Master Xia! What's going on?!"
Xia Lin immediately hung up the phone, and Han Nan heard the sound of someone fighting?No, I must have misheard, Han Nan comforted himself like this.
However, when Xia Lin called back, no one answered.Han Nan turned around in a hurry, his body was still in pain, he could only lie there, he didn't want to turn over, he was very sad, he was holding the phone and didn't know what to do, he kept waiting for it to ring.
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