law of sunrise

1.

Xinxing's president's secretary received a thin copy of "Xingshi's President's Office Survival Guide". After reading it, it was written on every page-don't rush to knock on the president's door after the big star enters the office.

"How to greet big stars politely and decently"

"How to accurately ignore the silly smile on the CEO's face"

"How to pretend not to see the hickey on the neck of a big star"

2.

In the first lesson of newcomer training, the senior secretary showed the newcomers a tour of the tea room.

"Mr. Jiang likes coffee without sugar, and usually puts it on hand to cool for a while, and the temperature should be slightly higher than normal."

"This one is in the morning, this one is in the afternoon, and this one is usually used when working overtime"

The newcomer pointed to a bucket of white rabbit toffee and asked, "Then what is this?"

The senior secretary smiled mysteriously.

Later, the couple accidentally bumped into a big star with toffee in the tea room, and suddenly realized.

Later, toffee can always run from the big star to the president's mouth.

3.

To be a good secretary, you have to learn to keep calm about the presence of big stars, and learn to distinguish whose instructions are authoritative.

When the president works alone, he must remain absolutely obedient.

When big stars come to the office, they should be flexible, such as:

"Abalone sauce with rice, fresh pepper fish fillet, shredded cabbage and vegetarian dishes." The big star is ordering.

"You don't want to try all the dishes." The president was very unhappy.

But as an experienced secretary, it is necessary to write down everything the wife said at this time.

Because in this office, the only person who has absolute dominance is Madam.

"No, you need balanced nutrition." The big star said.

4.

Bearing in mind the balanced nutrition, Mr. President dragged the big star into the bathroom, replenishing his nutrition for a week at once.

On the third day when the secretary was at work, Mr. President was sitting on the chair in the office looking dignified, and the Baidu entry on the computer noticed:

"What if my daughter-in-law won't let me into the bedroom?"

5.

The president is sometimes very distressed about the fact that his daughter-in-law is always busy.

Valentine's Day, anniversaries, statutory holidays, and weekends are either flying in the sky or on the way to fly.

So there are always a few days in a month, and the president is very unhappy.

But fortunately, Madam is very good at currying favor with the CEO, and buys some small gifts from time to time.

The president will smirk at the daily bouquet of fresh-cut flowers,

I will complain that the coffee is too sweet but still have a cup a day, and show off the cup back and forth in front of the secretary.

When you get off work, you can switch between being late and leaving early and being a workaholic at any time.

One day, the president received a box of facial cream for five yuan, plus a post-it note:

"Men take care of themselves more, or they will grow old."

6.

Later, the president developed other functions of the cream, and the big star was so angry that he wanted to take back his gift.

One cannot, or at least should not,

Use it in weird places!

7.

Ever since the president got his wife, he has been keen to spy on fan creations on social software.

Great scheme of cracking down on opponents, and often making difficult demands:

"Dare to write 3P? Hack him for me."

"This is not bad, there are many rewards."

"Find sweet articles for me all over the Internet, all abuse articles will be given negative points!"

"Organize these into books, print and bind them, and I'll take them home."

secretary:……

In the evening, the president held a thick book printed with the "Xingshi Group Employee Code" and discussed innovation and development issues with the big stars.

8.

The president's susceptible period is fierce, but the big stars are often on the go. In order to relieve the symptoms, the president came up with a wonderful method.

Since then, every once in a while, clothes of various colors will be scattered around the home and office.

Often, when the secretary opens the door, he finds that the stern and rigid president is holding a piece of clothing and sucking furiously.

The secretary expressed embarrassment and exited the room.

9.

The president discovered that after the relationship was established, the big star no longer obeyed everything, but instead developed towards a restless little wife.

"Eat more vegetables and less meat."

"If you can't do it today, if you make trouble again, you will punish Mr. to sleep on the floor."

"I have something to do tomorrow, so I won't have dinner with my husband."

"I won't be going home next week, sir, be careful."

Ah, why don't we just keep it up?

The CEO never wants to go back to the era of gold masters.

And when the president responded to the little wife's desire and dissatisfaction and threatened with violence, all he got was a gentle show off:

"Sir, the marriage can be withdrawn, but the ring will definitely not be returned."

Death laughing, one ring is worth two sea view villas.

10.

There are too many people showing love to the big star, which is the most troublesome thing for the president, especially in every grand ceremony, a bunch of people openly call him the big star's wife.

Die laughing, the punishment for bigamy in the constitution is very strict!

"Fans are ignorant, sir, don't worry about it." The big star said in a gentle tone every time.

"Since you dote on fans so much, does it mean that fans' requests will be met?" asked the president.

"Yes, as long as it's not too much."

The successful and famous star was packing postcards from fans into a box, and realized something was wrong after answering casually.

At that time, the president behind him had already posted it.

"Your number one fan wants to have a practical activity on the origin of life with you, is that okay?"

"Didn't you say you love your fans? You can't even do that."

"What kind of fan are you?" The president said softly.

11.

The next day, the number one fan of the big star support club changed hands and became a man who never showed up.

The man posted a post, announcing in a high profile:

Lu Xi is on my bed, don't even think about it.

12.

On the third day, the CEO's account was flushed, and the entire office was filled with astonishingly cold sandalwood pheromones, so that the alphas on the entire floor were trembling.

The big star didn't know what happened, and it took a long time to realize it after entering the door, and thought of a wonderful way to make up for it.

Therefore, the office and floor-to-ceiling window play that the president has been thinking about come in handy.

For a week after that, big stars dared not step into Xingshi's door.

13.

It just so happened that a big star was going to perform abroad, and the president, who hadn't seen his wife for more than a month, had an idea.

He called the secretary in, and pointed calmly at the giant billboard facing the desk outside the floor-to-ceiling windows.

"Buy a job for a month, Lu Xi's latest advertisement."

secretary:……

After that, Mr. President was very happy every day.

14.

A month later, the big star who went to the company on a whim to express condolences opened the door and was pleasantly surprised. He saw his own face outside the floor-to-ceiling window and the intoxicated expression of the CEO at a glance.

Superstar: Who am I, where am I, Excuse me.

15.

The big star and Mr. President have been living together for a long time. The two thought that life should be more fun, so they made an appointment to prepare a surprise for each.

The big star has finished his recent project and has debuted for a long time, and he is no longer working day and night on the front line of work like before.

He asked Ye Rong to adopt a Norwegian forest cat from the stray animal center, and took him home after all the procedures were completed.

Then, the cat was frightened by petal candles all over the room and crawled under the sofa. Sexy uniforms were placed on the dining table, several mirrors were installed in the bedroom, and brand-new props of various colors were placed from the window to the door.

It seems that he and the president have a different understanding of fun?

16.

That night, the Norwegian Forest Cat was squatting on the sofa, and a man was crying from the bedroom.

It tilted its head, glanced curiously, and ate the canned food by itself.

It was like this for many nights to come.

The Norwegian Forest Cat cursed and exited the live broadcast room.

17.

The most wrong decision of a big star in his life was not agreeing to play role-play with Mr. President, but raising a long-haired cat with flying fur everywhere.

"You are responsible for the decisions you make." Mr. President said.

As he said so, he picked up the roller neatly to clean the big star's sweater.

"Guess how much I can save by collecting the hair it sheds?" The big star leaned against the president, admiring alpha's work.

One month later, Mr. President received a big pillow made of cat fur.

18.

Later, the large pillow was left unused because of the inexhaustible supply of cat fur.

At the same time, the secretaries can always see the flowing white hair on the president's high-end suit.