We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

"Okay, just ask if you don't understand—" Daoming Si bravely raised his hand and asked full of curiosity, "What is a melon soaked in wine?"

After being asked by Daomingji, Sakuya and Kamo, who chatted with each other very interestingly, interrupted the conversation.Kamo explained while gesticulating: "To put it simply, soak the melon in the wine, so that the wine can fully penetrate into the pulp, so that the mouth has both the sweetness of the melon and the aroma of the wine." He said He waved his hand, "You're a minor, it's useless to know, you can't eat it."

"Hmm——" Daoming Si puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction, then crossed his arms, closed his eyes and turned his face to the side, "Humph!" Just after "humming", he remembered something, "By the way, Fu Mr. Jian is not yet an adult, so you can't eat it?"

"Huh?" Fushimi, who was suddenly caught by the cue, showed an inexplicable expression, and the words written on his face changed from "I'm so annoying" to "I have nothing to do in the rain".I want to go back to the dormitory, I really want to, I think now, if it weren't for Awashima being here, if he left, he would definitely be nagged, Fushimi must have left.

"However, after hearing what you said, I really want to taste the taste of melon soaked in wine, um—" Busch nodded seriously, "It feels like some kind of fairy dessert."

After listening to Busch's words, Sakuya lowered his head, and his expression looked a little depressed: "Well, after eating it, I really feel like I'm ecstatic. It's not an exaggeration to say that it's a fairy dessert..."

Fushimi said bluntly, "Are you drunk just because you ate something with alcohol in it?"

Sakuya covered his face: "Please stop talking!"

Akiyama pressed the table and stood up: "Then let's do that, the wine-soaked melon that Kamo and Nanase talked about," he said with a smile, "After all, most of our team is adults, and minors don't want to eat it." .”

Daoming Si was furious: "I feel like I've been targeted!"

But no one paid him any attention.

Benzai also punched his fist as if remembering something: "So, we still have a bottle of sake in our dormitory."

Akiyama nodded: "Yes, that's what I'm talking about. I'll go and get it, and I'll leave it to you, Kamo, to make wine-soaked melons."

"Okay." Kamo agreed without thinking.

Daoming Temple yelled, "You guys hide wine in the dormitory!"

Akiyama said helplessly: "It's not Tibetan."

Benzai smiled and said, "An adult social animal needs a drink after get off work to relieve fatigue. You will understand when you become an adult."

"Then I will understand next year?"

"...Actually, I think you won't understand even if you're an adult."

When Akiyama was about to go back to the room first, he was stopped by Goto: "Wait for me, Akiyama," he looked at Sakuya and asked, "Do you want a T-shirt, Nanase? If you want, I will tell Akiyama Let's go back together and get one for you."

"Oh, is it really possible?" Sakuya looked at Goto with round eyes.She thought Wu Dao was just talking casually, but she didn't expect that he really wanted to send her away.

Wu Dao chuckled, "Of course, as a thank you for entertaining me with such a delicious melon. If you don't like the lampshade, I have something else," Goto said to himself while looking up. The stock of t-shirts is so rare, "Space capsule, quilt, bookshelf, pencil case, Heisei, and—"

Sakuya looked at Goto with bright eyes: "Is there any offering?"

"Bongna—no," Goto said, shaking his head and rubbing his chin, "but there is a fortune cloth and a piggy bank."

Sakuya slapped the table and said excitedly: "Please give me money, thank you very much!"

Goto snapped his fingers: "Understood." After finishing speaking, he walked to the dormitory with Akiyama.

After Goto and Akiyama left, Enomoto pushed his glasses, and said to Sakuya in surprise: "You are still the first person to accept Goto's T-shirt."

"Really?" Sakuya blinked and asked, "Mr. Goto also sold you

His empathy? "What is this? Buy two T-shirts, one for wearing, one for collection, and the one for teaching, and if you like it, give away the one you keep in your collection?"

After thinking about it carefully, Enomoto shook his head, and said with some embarrassment: "It should be said that because you were the first person to show interest in Goto's T-shirt, he was very happy and wanted to give it to you."

"However, although Ajima is not fat, the boy's T-shirt is still too big for Nanase, isn't it?" As he spoke, Hidaka reached out and pulled Sakuya's arm, "You are still so thin, obviously I usually eat a lot."

"Mr. Hidaka!" Sakuya stared at Hidaka angrily, making him take two steps back in fright, "Sorry, sorry, I made a mistake!"

Folding his hands in front of his chest, Busch said nonchalantly, "You don't have to worry about that. Besides, no matter what kind of T-shirt it is, it will end up in pajamas." Except for those who sleep naked.

"It seems to be so..." Sakuya said after thinking carefully, "I used to buy All Mighty T-shirts when I was in school, and I used the photos of Akutagawa to customize it. In the end, they all became Pajamas." After she finished speaking, she found that everyone was looking at her with weird eyes.She asked in bewilderment, "What's wrong?"

"Well, Nanase," Daomingji pointed at Sakuya, and said with a complicated expression, "Forget about All Might, after all, he is the idol of the whole people, but what's the matter with you secretly taking pictures of Akutagawa and customizing pain? Candid shot!"

Sakuya replied innocently: "Mr. Tanizaki from the Armed Detective Agency used his abilities to help me secretly take pictures. Is there any problem?"

Daoming Si shook his head desperately: "That's not the problem! Even if you like Akutagawa, it's too—" What an idiot!It's almost as good as another idiot in their secret service team!

I don't know if they thought of it together, but everyone silently looked at Fushimi.

Fushimi, who was inexplicably cueed for the second time, was just about to drink a drink bought from a vending machine in his hand. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he asked unhappily: "What are you doing?"

Everyone shook their heads together: "No, it's nothing—"

Why are there so many weirdos in their team?An Akutagawa idiot, an Isaki idiot...

Daoming Si: The c I pulled is worthy of this point!

After a few people chatted for a while, Akiyama and Goto came back not long after.Two people hold a bottle of sake in one hand and a T-shirt in the other.Goto handed the T-shirt to Sakuya, looked her up and down and said, "I think it should be just right for you to wear as pajamas."

Sakuya couldn't help laughing: "We were still talking just now, no matter what kind of T-shirts can't escape the fate of being pajamas."

"In the end we found out, well—" Daoming Temple was covered by Higao before he finished speaking, "Okay, that's fine, stop talking!"

Akiyama handed the sake to Kamo: "Please, Kamo."

Kamo nodded, put the sake on the table, then cut the honeydew melon in two, removed the inedible flesh from half of it, and poured the sake in a "gudong gudong" until the middle was almost hollowed out. Part of it was completely filled before stopping.

Daoming Si, who had been staring at his movements, asked curiously: "And then?"

"Then find a container and seal it, put it in the refrigerator, and you can eat it by this time tomorrow." Kamo replied, and then pointed to the other half and said, "Let's keep the other half, this kind of wine-soaked melon is not for everyone. They can all be used to eating, and we also have two minors who cannot drink alcohol."

Glancing at Fushimi as if he hadn't heard it, and then looking at Domyoji who was smelled because of curiosity but was not used to the smell of alcohol and was smothered away, Benzai felt a little funny, and then nodded: "That's right. .”

"Then I'll put it in the refrigerator," Kamo said, "Enomoto, come and help me, put the remaining half and those two slices in the refrigerator first."

"Hey, okay," Enomoto stood up, pushed down his glasses and asked, "Speaking of which, do you want to give the room manager

Leave a message and say something? "

After thinking for a while, everyone looked at Fushimi at the same time, causing Fushimi to feel bored again.Just as he was about to say something, a pleasant voice came from the door: "Oh, do you have any information for me?"

Hearing this voice, everyone looked over one after another, then stood up, and greeted Munakata who was pacing in.

"Office Chief!"

"Master, are you back?"

"Good evening, Chief!"

Munakata was a little surprised when he saw Sakuya who was caught among the boys at a glance.He adjusted the frame of Fuyin's glasses, and asked in a concerned tone: "What's the matter, Nanase-kun, why did you appear in the men's dormitory again?"

... The word "you" is very expressive, Director.

Sakuya scratched his head and was about to explain when Awashima came out of the kitchen with the dinner he had just made for Fushimi.Seeing Munakata, she couldn't help opening her eyes wide: "Ah, Chief, are you back?"

"...Oh," Munakata said in a delicate tone with Daoguang's mirror mirrored, "Awashima-kun has appeared in the men's dormitory again."

Sakuya wanted to cover her face, so stop emphasizing the "again" ah ah ah ah!

Seeing Awashima approaching with food, Munakata asked in bewilderment, "Why did Awashima-kun and Nanase-kun appear in the men's dormitory together? Besides, Awashima-kun... just cooked rice?"

Awashima put the prepared dinner in front of Fushimi, and then solemnly explained to Munakata: "Yes, I originally came here with Nanase to deliver honeydew melons to everyone in the secret service team. I know Fushimi After I didn't have dinner, I went to the kitchen to help him cook something to eat."

Munakata nodded: "I see." He looked at Fushimi, who was clearly restless, smiled slightly, and said, "I've been taken care of, Fushimi-kun."

Fushimi whispered: "If you can, please don't take care of me..." It's so uncomfortable!

Awashima slapped the table down, causing Fushimi to tremble in fright.She reprimanded Fushimi: "If you eat well, no one will care about you!"

"Sorry." Fushimi said sullenly.

Sakuya tilted his head, thinking that Mr. Fushimi is really not good at accepting other people's kindness.And with his character, he probably has the heart to escape now.

Although Zunxiang usually has a bad taste, most of the time, he still loves his clan very much.For example, now, he felt that Fushimi was getting more and more uncomfortable, so he asked other people to divert everyone's attention: "Awashima-kun just said to send honeydew melons? What honeydew melons?"

"That's it," the person who answered was Daoming Temple, and he pointed to the honeydew melons on the table and said excitedly to Munakata, "Director, Nanase said that her grandfather sent her a few honeydew melons, so they sent them for us to eat." of."

"Oh, oh," Munakata suddenly became interested, "This is a very precious gift, have you all tasted it?"

"Yes," Akiyama replied with a nod, "We tasted it together just now, and it was really delicious. Since the director hasn't come back, I left two slices for you. I planned to put them in the refrigerator and leave a message for you. I didn't expect you to come back now, director."

Zongxiang smiled and said, "It's better to come early than to come early." Pointing to the other two halves of the melon, Zongxiang asked again, "Is this also a honeydew melon? Why is there water in this half?" He leaned over and sniffed lightly. There was a bit of surprise on his face, "Oh, it's the smell of sake."

Hidaka said with a smile: "Because Nanase and Kamo talked about soaking melons in wine, we were curious, so Akiyama and Benzai donated a bottle of sake to try."

Pointing at the melon that was half poured with sake, Munakata asked curiously, "Is this all right?"

Kamo nodded: "Well, yes, but it needs to be stored in the refrigerator for one night, so that the taste of sake can penetrate into the pulp."

"Will you have to wait one more night?" Munakata sighed with some regret, "If Kamo-kun said so, it seems that we can only wait."

...What kind of fat four is this tone!Why did people generate a wave for no reason?

A sense of guilt, as if it is an unforgivable crime not to give him melon soaked in wine now.

Fushimi said coolly: "Otherwise? Even if you are the King of Blue, you still have to wait."

"Fushimi, how can you talk to the chief in such a tone?" Awashima looked at Fushimi sharply, "Hurry up and eat."

Looking at the steaming ramen in front of him, Fushimi swallowed, and said in a difficult tone: "Hot..." I don't know what my deputy chief thinks, cooking ramen for him on such a hot day It’s good that the public area is air-conditioned, otherwise you won’t be sweating after eating a bowl of noodles, as if you just fished them out of the water.

But it smells good.Sakuya is right, the taste of Awashima's cooking is still very normal.There is a hot spring egg lying in the bowl, which looks very appetizing.I don’t know if it’s because he knows that Fushimi likes to eat meat. Awashima neatly stacked char siew and beef in the bowl, put two pieces of seaweed on the edge, and sprinkled green onion in the middle.Whether it is the appearance or the aroma of the ramen, it is not inferior to that sold in the ramen shop, and it can be seen that it is carefully cooked.Just by smelling it, Fushimi felt that he was really hungry.

After Fushimi's stubborn protest, the atmosphere was quiet for a while.Touching the back of his head, Hidaka broke the silence with a loud voice: "Speaking of which, it seems that this is the first time we get together outside of work. Everyone is together, even Mr. Fushimi."

Fu asked with a look of surprise: "Why did you single me out?"

Hidaka hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Sakuya whispered: "Because Mr. Fushimi said, we just need to keep in touch at work, and we don't have to interact outside of work." The result is that she has other people's private contact information, but Fushimi See and Munakata's no.Zongxiang didn't dare to ask for it at all, and as for Fushimi... she probably wouldn't give it if she asked for it, so she simply gave up.

Fushimi looked at Sakuya angrily: "What did you say?"

Sakuya shook his head vigorously: "No, no, I didn't say anything!"

Munakata looked at his two subordinates arguing with great interest while chasing melons, while the others were thinking: Just now I said that the scene of chasing melons with the head of the department must be beautiful, but I didn’t expect this scene to come so quickly .Speaking of the current head of the department, he is really a melon eater in a double sense...

After eating the melon, Munakata expressed his gratitude to Sakuya and her grandfather, and was full of praise for the taste of the melon.He smiled and said: "The opportunity is rare, why don't you use this to enhance your relationship. Didn't Hidaka-kun say it, it's rare that Fushimi-kun is here."

A bad premonition rose from the bottom of his heart. Fushimi knew that if he was connected to Munakata at this moment, the trouble would be over, so he lowered his head and ate a mouthful of noodles, and found that the temperature was just right. Went to eat noodles.

Really fragrant.

Munakata was not annoyed when he didn't get a response from Fushimi. He stroked his chin and thought for a while before suggesting, "Why don't we all put together a puzzle—"

"Change the way, Chief—" Sakuya hurriedly said, "Aside from putting together puzzles, you can do anything else!" She really didn't want to face the puzzle made from the photo of the knife drawing ceremony!real!

"That's it," Munakata was very talkative in the face of Sakuya's protest, so he changed his plan with a smile, "Let's play cards, that's simple, and it will be more fun for everyone to play together."

"This is good." Busch stood up, "There are pokers that I bought when we played cards together last time in the room of Ahe and I. I'll go get them now." After finishing speaking, he ran to the dormitory. .

Benzai twitched the corner of his mouth: "I actually went to get it..."

Akiyama whispered helplessly: "After all, the room chief has spoken, so we can only be together."

"Mr. Fushimi——" Hidaka looked at Fushimi expectantly, and saw that the other party was sucking on ramen, Sirius' gray eyes looked at him uncomfortably through the lens, and his face seemed to say "You didn't Do you see me eating?"He swallowed, then turned around carefully, "Well, Mr. Fushimi should not participate, let's do it."

"What about the deputy chief?

? Goto stretched his neck and looked at Awashima who was standing next to Fushimi, "Nanase should be participating, why don't the deputy chief come too," he said to Awashima after taking out the terminal to check the time, "It's not even ten o'clock. "

"The deputy chief is coming too, let's come together!" Daoming Si said enthusiastically, "It's rare for everyone to play cards together!"

Looking across everyone, Awashima sighed, and then said calmly, "I won't."

"...Eh?" Sakuya's eyes widened in surprise, "Deputy Chief, don't you know how to play cards? Don't you know how to draw ghost cards?"

Awashima shook his head: "No."

Kamo Fuzuo: "As expected of the deputy chief, you are so confident and confident that you can't even say the word..."

"But that's very simple, it's easy to learn, I'll teach you," Sakuya ran over and pulled Awashima to sit down on the seat, "It's really super simple!"

Benzai smiled and said, "We can teach you other things as well."

Awashima was still a little dazed, she didn't know how she sat down in a daze, and she didn't know how she joined the poker army in a daze, but after hearing what Benzai said, she nodded: "Hey, good."

Goto covered his mouth and smiled: "It appeared again, the natural side of Deputy Chief Awashima's character."

Munakata also laughed, and a strange white light reflected on the lens: "It seems that today will be a very interesting night."

Sakuya and Benzai were explaining to Awashima how to draw ghost cards, and others were also discussing some card games lively, so they didn't notice the reflective mirror of Munakata, only Fushimi looked up when he finished sucking his face arrive.

...Let's go back quickly after eating the noodles.Firming the idea in his heart, Fushimi accelerated the speed of sucking noodles.After eating, Fushimi was about to run away. Just at this time, Busch brought the playing cards. Munakata said lightly, "Since Fushimi-kun doesn't want to participate, let's watch", and nailed Fushimi's butt to the chair .

Gee!

"Hmm-um-um--" Daoming Temple focused on the last card in Sakuya's hand, then looked at the remaining two cards in his hand, and made a difficult voice.

"You're so annoying!" Busch almost wanted to kick Daoming Si's ass, "Nanase only has one card left, no matter how hard you struggle, it's useless, finish drawing quickly and obediently admit defeat!"

"Ahhh—" Daoming Temple dejectedly drew the last card from Sakuya's hand, and finally had to face the fact that he lost again, "I'm...I can't..."

Everyone's enthusiasm was basically blown away after Munakata won [-] games in a row.I don’t know if it’s because beginners are more lucky. Awashima has never been the last player in a round.The same is true for Sakuya, of course neither of them has won.

Because the winner of every round is Munakata.

Daoming Si was the one who lost the most. When he was shuffling the cards, he asked with a sad face, "Why am I the last one every time!"

Sakuya tilted his head: "Because, Daoming Temple, you are too simple, you will lose face when others touch your good cards, and you will be very happy when others touch your bad cards. It is too obvious, so you keep losing!"

Daoming Temple regained his energy in an instant: "So it's like this! I know!"

Wu Dao bluntly complained: "Even if you know, you will still commit the same crime next time. There is no way to save it."

Daoming Temple was hit again and lowered his head: "Oh..."

Fushimi sipped his drink and watched with cold eyes, watching Munakata with a smiling expression on his face, like a scheming fox.

Why don't these people understand that with the head of the office, their only outcome is to lose.