We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

The next morning, when the secret service team finished their morning training and had breakfast and arrived at the intelligence room, Fushimi was already there.Several people stood at the door, silently watching Fushimi working in front of the computer with Dazai's body, no one dared to speak, no one dared to ask.

In the end, Sakuya couldn't bear to complain: "It's too weird, this picture is too weird." Dazai, who was working in front of the computer with no bandages and rolled the sleeves of his shirt to his elbows... This is Sakuya A picture that was never imagined.Without hesitation, she took out the terminal and took a few photos of Fushimi, and said mercilessly, "This picture can shock the Armed Detective Agency for a whole year."

But the little rubber band is still obediently on the wrist, what kind of super cute baby is her boyfriend!

"Why, why?" Hidaka asked stupidly.

Sakuya shrugged: "Because Mr. Dazai is a fisherman, he basically couldn't work when he was in the detective agency."

Fushimi poked his head out from behind the computer and stared at Sakuya silently.

Sakuya couldn't help laughing "puchi": "It feels like Mr. Dazai has become a little cuter now because the body is related to Mr. Fushimi."

Wu Dao waved his hands: "Nanase, stop, we just finished breakfast, we don't want to eat dog food now." When will these two people consider the feelings of other single dogs!

Akiyama smiled and said, "Let's work. Let's work. By the way, it should be Nanase and Mr. Fushimi who are on duty today, right? What should we do now?"

"About this, I already discussed with the deputy chief yesterday." Sakuya pointed at Kamo and Hidaka who had been prepared, "Mr. Fushimi and I will change our duty hours with those of Mr. Kamo and Hidaka. "

Benzai nodded: "As expected of you, you are very considerate." He smiled and said to Fushimi, "Good morning, Mr. Fushimi."

Fushimi let out a muffled "hmm", then retracted his head back to the computer.He heard Domyoji and the others make remarks such as "Although it is Dazai Osamu's face, but it is indeed Fushimi-san's temperament", "I am very unmotivated as usual", "There is no sense of disobedience". He couldn't help clicking his tongue.

"...It really is Mr. Fushimi!"

"Mr. Fushimi is right!"

So, whether it's Barbara's people or his colleagues, how do they identify him?Fushimi couldn't help getting a little angry, and when he was about to attack, Sakuya's voice suddenly came from above his head: "Mr. Fushimi!"

"...What?" Fushimi's anger subsided all of a sudden.

Sakuya asked with a smile: "Did you leave very early this morning?"

"Well." Fushimi replied in a muffled voice, "They were still awake when I left." When he stepped out of the house, he felt the sadness and sadness of the social animals. Fushimi felt that even if he didn't say it, Sakuya would I will definitely understand.

Sure enough, Fushimi saw that after he finished speaking, Sakuya showed a sympathetic expression on his face: "Bakugo and Hong said that they were studying about going out to play last night, and you have to go to work. They said Where are you going?"

"Landmark buildings like Sky Tree, probably," Fushimi said uncertainly, "Anyway, I didn't go there, so I didn't listen carefully."

"Are they all going?"

"Well, I said that I should take pictures of my body when taking pictures, tsk," Fushimi clicked his tongue, "Fortunately, I don't have to go, otherwise it will be noisy." Dazai Nakahara Hatta Bakugo basically met him They started arguing, but Kunikida caught him and began to lecture. He had already decided to work overtime at the village for two or three days until midnight before going back.

Sakuya nodded: "That's right, but it feels weird when they get the photos." She couldn't help laughing, and then asked Fushimi, "By the way, you went out early this morning, right? ? Did you not have breakfast?"

"...Yeah." Fushimi nodded reluctantly.When passing by the convenience store, he thought about whether to buy something, but for some reason, it was convenient when he went.

There were too many people in the shop, so he took a look and then backed out.

Don't eat, leave.

I feel like I'm going to be missed.Fushimi sneaked a guilty glance at Sakuya, and saw her looking at him with an expression of "I knew it", but she didn't mean to blame him.He saw Sakuya took out a bento box from behind and put it on his desk, and asked subconsciously, "What is this?"

"I brought you breakfast." Sakuya laughed, "Because I went to bed early last night, I woke up early this morning. I feel that you shouldn't come back after breakfast. If you go to the cafeteria, it may be too late, so just I made some sandwiches. There are still 10 minutes before the official working time, so finish eating quickly." After speaking, Sakuya went to get a box of milk and put it on Fushimi's table, and reminded him, "Don't put The vegetables in it were secretly taken out."

"Tsk, I'm not a child..." Fushimi muttered softly, looked up to meet Sakuya's gaze, and quickly changed his words, "I know, I know, I won't pick it out." Tsk, girlfriend's love breakfast Of course, he had to eat all of them, and he wouldn't have a single bite left.

... fight for.

But why did he feel so upset after eating all of it in Dazai's stomach?

There were complaints in the intelligence room.

"Sparkle light bombs early in the morning, the two of you are enough!"

"Nanase, do you have any single female friends to introduce to me? I want to get out of singles, immediately!"

"May I take the liberty to ask when the two of you plan to get married? How about you go as soon as Mr. Fushimi recovers?"

"I agree with all my hands. Although minors need the guardian's permission to register for marriage, there must be no problem with the head of the room!"

Sakuya covered her face: "You guys... are so annoying!"

As a result, everyone else complained in unison: "The two of you who are always showing affection are annoying!"

As soon as Fushimi finished his sandwich, it was time for work.Awashima appeared at the door of the intelligence room as if he was stepping on a spot, holding a uniform in his hand: "Fushimi, this is your new uniform. I asked the general affairs department for it according to your current height and shape. You Under the influence of supernatural beings, no one else knows about the soul exchange with other people except the secret service team, Mr. Zenjo and Yoshino from the General Affairs Division. After discussing with the head of the department, I think it is better to keep it a secret from other people. .It's only two or three days, so please be patient."

Fushimi replied lazily, "Yes, I understand."

Awashima walked up to Fumi and handed him the uniform: "Also, you don't need to go out to work until you recover. You should have other things to do at hand, right? Just take advantage of this time to deal with it. Saber Woolen cloth?"

Fushimi pointed to Subaru on the table: "Here. This body can't draw a sword. Even if the deputy commander asks me to be on duty, I can't do much."

Sakuya touched his chin: "Well-then do I have to change my partner these two days? Does anyone want to take care of me?"

Fushimi threw a sniper at him, and the other people in the intelligence room all stared at each other without daring to say a word, and complained unanimously in their hearts: As for Mr. Fushimi, who dares to partner with you in the jealous jar? He will be caught by Mr. Fushimi. Written in a small notebook to hold grudges, absolutely!

"You don't need a new partner, Nanase," Masashi Awashima said, "The head of the office said that if you don't have to come out, you will stay in the camp."

"...Does it have to be like this?"

"The director has spoken. And it's only two or three days. What new partner do you want? Do you want this new partner to be on Fushimi's death list?"

The deputy chief is too sharp!

Sakuya sighed: "I see."

The rest of the secret service team began to whisper again:

"It's the treatment of the official pusher C!"

"After all, this is the first couple born inside our sceter4?"

"Everyone says I'm real!"

Fushimi clicked his tongue, and asked impatiently: "You are all free, right? Have you finished your work? Finished

Let me tell you that I have new work arrangements for you at any time, so come and pick them up yourself. "

"sorry--"

"We'll get to work right away!"

The next day, just as Awashima said, Sakuya and Fushimi were together, and they never went out to the field.But recently, it happened to be past the busy stage, and the others didn't go out to work much.And with Sakuya's help, Fushimi finished today's work before leaving get off work, and the plan to work overtime in the village until midnight had to fall through.

Fushimi's mood is a bit complicated: "This is the first time I desperately want to work overtime, but it turns out that there is no overtime work..."

The members of the secret service team who heard this sentence cast awe-inspiring eyes on Fushimi.It's over, Mr. Fushimi has been squeezed by the room manager to fall in love with working overtime!

"It's not that bad." Sakuya couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, get off work, I'll take you back."

Hidaka thought about it for a while, and felt something was wrong: "Wait, Saki, it's usually boys who send girls back, right?"

Enomoto said in a low voice: "On the other hand, I often feel that Nanase is a blast in front of Mr. Fushimi." But he only dared to say this in a low voice, and if Fushimi heard it, it was the result of Xiaoben's vengeance.

Sakuya said helplessly: "Is there any way, who made Mr. Fushimi use the body of Mr. Dazai now. Mr. Dazai is just relatively invincible with special abilities, and his combat effectiveness is very average."

After thinking for a while, Akiyama said: "But, isn't the place where Mr. Fushimi lives now also in Tsubaki Gate? It's still in our territory, so you shouldn't worry too much, right?"

"Even if you say that, I'm not very relieved." Sakuya patted his chest and said righteously, "So, the task of protecting Mr. Fushimi these days is entrusted to me!" How about being his hero?

The secret service team took a look at Fushimi and started discussing again.

"Do you think Mr. Fushimi looks a little embarrassed?"

"Well, a look that wants to show off."

"Damn it, when will sweet love be my turn?"

"Pray to Mr. Fushimi every day, and the love koi will bless you."

"Speaking of which, Mr. Fushimi and Nanase's official twitter announcement of love... seems to have been retweeted [-] times, right? All of them are worshiping the love koi."

"...I'm Resbye."

While other people were discussing intensely, Sakuya gave Fushimi a wink, and the two of them sneaked out of the intelligence room together.

"My master asked when we got off work," Sakuya said to Fushimi while looking at the terminal, "He said that he was going to make dinner. According to our off-duty time, we can decide whether to wait for us to eat together or leave it for us. Hmm —I haven’t said I’m going to eat yet.”

"Even if you didn't tell him, he would have asked you to go," Fushimi said casually with his hands in his trouser pockets.

Sakuya thought for a moment, then nodded: "That's right." She sent a message back to Kunikida, telling him that she and Fushimi would go back in a while.

Fushimi looked sideways at Sakuya typing on the terminal, thinking in his heart: This way...it feels like two people going home together.

"Does it look like the two of us are going home together after work?" After sending the message, Sakuya suddenly turned his head to look at Fushimi, as if he had seen through Fushimi, and said exactly what he was thinking.Fushimi couldn't help being a little stunned, but Sakuya said again, "But you don't like that place, right? Well——"

Fushimi coughed lightly, and said, "Didn't I tell you last night? After I went in, I found that I wasn't as repulsive as I thought..."

Sakuya tilted his head: "Well, after all, I have lived in it before, is it a familiar place to you? By the way, I have been wanting to ask you today, what did Hatta ask you for last night? I haven't returned for so long My message, I've already thought up the script for Hatta to elope with you."

The corners of Fushimi's eyes twitched slightly: "You don't want to be a script writer, just an ordinary civil servant is really a waste of talent."

Sakuya scratched her head in embarrassment: "Oh, I'm not that good...don't change the subject!"

"No change of subject, and I didn't compliment you—"

"Didn't praise me???"

"...It's a compliment to you." Alas.Fushimi sighed in his heart, and explained under Sakuya's threatening gaze in an understatement tone, "Misaki asked me to apologize."

"Apologize?" This answer was beyond Sakuya's expectation, "What apology?"

"It's about what happened three years ago." Fushimi organized his language, and briefly told Sakuya what Hatta told him last night.

What Fushimi said made Sakuya show a thoughtful expression: "Is that so..."

Fushimi looked sideways at Sakuya: "He said, you told him."

"Well, I said it. Didn't I tell you last time? Did you forget?" Sakuya wrinkled her nose dissatisfied.

"No."

"However," Sakuya changed the subject, pinched his chin and said, "It seems that Hatta has thought about what I said after returning."

"Yeah," Fushimi exhaled softly, "It's really embarrassing for him, he's obviously an idiot."

Sakuya couldn't help laughing: "But idiots have the way of thinking and behaving like idiots. I appreciate Hatta. After he figured it out, he realized his mistakes, and he would take the initiative to apologize and have a sense of responsibility. It was a very manly act."

Fushimi looked at Sakuya vigilantly: "Why did you suddenly praise Misaki? Did the two of you really become very close behind my back?"

"How is it possible!" Sakuya immediately denied, "I regard him as a rival in love! Although I don't know why I regard a boy as a rival in love, it's too weird."

Fushimi twitched the corner of his mouth: "Let's not mention Misaki."

"No, the topic is not over yet." Sakuya said decisively, "What else? Did Hatta ask you for anything else?"

After thinking about it for a while, Fushimi replied lazily: "Ask me if it's okay to live in such a psychologically shadowed place..."

"Look, I just said that Hatta still cares about you." Sakuya said proudly, "My feeling is not wrong. By the way, since he apologized to you, did you forgive him? I don't mean the kind of fooling around, but the formal one. Hatta has already formally apologized to you, so you should also give him a formal response, right?"

"……not yet."

"……Are you stupid?"

"Tsk," Fushimi turned his face away, and said awkwardly, "Apologizing with someone else's body is not a formal apology."

"You can really be picky." But Sakuya thought about it again, and felt that what Fushimi said was not unreasonable.Since it is a formal apology and reconciliation, it should also have a sense of ceremony.But with Fushimi's awkward personality, she definitely wouldn't tell Hatta directly, so she should find a time to talk to Hatta tonight. "Oh, by the way." Thinking of something, Sakuya asked again, "I wanted to ask yesterday, but a bunch of things happened." She took two quick steps and walked around to Fumi, looking up at him, "What's the trouble you've encountered recently?"

Fushimi frowned: "Why do you ask this all of a sudden?"

"Didn't I say it yesterday? Because you've been very lethargic recently," Sakuya looked at Fushimi worriedly, "Can you tell me?"

Looking at Sakuya's eyes full of genuine concern and worry, Fushimi nodded involuntarily: "Well, yes..." Anyway... sooner or later, I will tell her, right?He was troubled by himself, but became more and more uneasy...

Sakuya couldn't help but smiled: "Then tell me after you have recovered your original body."

Fushimi asked suspiciously, "Why wait until recovery?"

Sakuya replied as a matter of course: "Because I want to comfort you after I know the things that will make Sarubigu distress. I think the best way to comfort is to hug, but not now

Bar?So we can only wait for Yuan Bigu to recover.OK? "

"Hmm..." Did you even think about this kind of thing?

"Then we have agreed. Ah, my master called, let's go quickly."

"it is good."

As soon as the two of them entered the Fushimi family's villa, they saw a group of people in the living room doing something around a laptop, their heads crowded together.Sakuya asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

He raised his hand and replied, "Ah, we are trying to include Mr. Dazai in today's tourist photo without any trace."

Dazai, the person involved, lay sideways on the sofa, propped his head on his hands, and said as if he had nothing to do with himself: "Because Fushimi-kun wants to use my body to go to work, so I can't be photographed in the photo, I can only use my body. gone."

"Ah, no!" Nakajima, who was operating the computer, yelled in despair, "I really can't do it at all! Xiao Jinghua, come here!"

Jinghua nodded, and after sitting in front of the computer, she took out her dagger from somewhere, and then threatened the computer: "Do it yourself."

"This won't work, this will never work!" Nakajima hurriedly stopped Jinghua, and pushed the knife back into the scabbard for her.

Seeing Fushimi, Hatta had a flash of inspiration, pointed at him and shouted: "Let the ape compare to ancient times! His computer skills are super powerful! Sure!"

"What can I do?" Fushimi's eyes twitched slightly, "Just because I know how to use a computer doesn't mean I know how to draw pictures, right? Tsk."

"Please, Fushimi-kun," Dazai said to Fushimi insincerely as if he had nothing to do with himself, "I can't appear in the photo because of the body you gave me, please. You are responsible to me."

Fushimi couldn't help being furious: "Is this something I can control? Why don't you go to the head of the office who insists on letting me go to work?"

Dazai replied straightforwardly: "Because the Blue King is someone I can't afford to offend."

"...You are good at picking soft persimmons."

"This is an adult's philosophy~"

Before Dazai was broken again by Bakugou, Sakuya raised his hand and took over the work of Tu.

"You know how to draw?" Fushimi looked at Sakuya suspiciously.

Sakuya nodded: "Yes, this kind of skill is generally known by female high school students. In other words...it's really hard work." She looked at the photos exported from the computer and said with twitching corners of her mouth, "I can see that he worked hard I laughed, but the smile was too ferocious, right?"

Hong asked with a face full of curiosity: "Is there any help?"

"Let me try it." Sakuya said while operating the software, and quickly adjusted Kunikida's expression, and also removed the passerby who was accidentally photographed.Amidst the exclamation of the crowd, Sakuya asked, "How many pictures did you take in total?"

Zhongyuan stretched out his hand to make a "three", and Sakuya nodded: "Thirty? Not much, I can fix it tonight."

"Three hundred." Zhong Yuan couldn't bear it, but he still told the cruel truth.

"..." Sakuya was speechless.

Nakajima said with a dry smile, "There's still tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

"...Farewell!"

"Don't run, come back and draw!"

Drastically deleted some photos with only half of the head, backlit so that the face could not be seen at all, all kinds of excitement may be blurred by hand shaking, and I don’t know why it is a photo with a big face. Looking at the remaining photos in the folder Of the [-] or so photos that I uploaded, Sakuya only felt refreshed, and then started to make great plans.After the others watched for a while, the freshness passed, and they all dispersed, leaving only Fushimi sitting aside, holding his face with one hand and watching Sakuya skillfully drawing the picture.

And there is also Higuchi who secretly learns art.

From the corner of his eyes, he saw that Higuchi had been watching intently, and Sakuya asked, "Why, do you want to learn?"

Higuchi nodded desperately: "Crazy thinking!" She crossed her hands and fingers in front of her chest, with a look of

Longingly said, "I want to bring me and my senior together—" Thinking that Sakuya still shared the burden with himself, Higuchi became alert again, "You haven't done this before, have you?"

"No, don't worry," Sakuya said boredly, "I only did sneak shots and found someone to take sneak shots, and I saved a lot of photos. Ah," Sakuya looked up at Higuchi's distorted face with jealousy, and asked her, "You Do you want it? I can give you all, as well as the various small peripherals of Mr. Akutagawa that I made before, I can give you all."

"Eh?" Higuchi froze for a moment, and even Fushimi beside him couldn't help being a little surprised.Higuchi asked in bewilderment, "Why?"

"I've lost my fans." Sakuya said nonchalantly, "So I'll give you all."

Higuchi accused Sakuya righteously: "Senior is so good, how can you lose fans!"

"...that thing is not for you."

"Send me, please."

"You don't have the dignity of being a port mafia at all."

"You don't need dignity in front of your seniors!"

"You——" Fushimi was about to ask Sakuya why he had become a fan of Akutagawa when Kunikida yelled from the kitchen, "Sakuya, Fushimi, it's time to eat!"

"Come on—"