We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

Sighing, Sakuya said quietly: "Mr. Aizawa is so strict, really strict, I think Maomao can't understand the dirty words we say, right?"

"Animals can perceive people's thoughts, do you know?" Aizawa assumed the posture of a teacher, and was about to give a special lecture, but was stopped by Sakuya in time, "Stop, stop, Mr. Aizawa! I'm not your student, and I don't own cats, I don't want to hear about your popular science cat knowledge, as long as I have nothing to do, go to the general affairs department to pet Xiaohei!"

Niwang gloated and said: "You masturbated other cats outside today, and Xiao Hei will smell it when you go back. He will know that you have a cat with a back outside, and see if he will paw you again in the future."

Sakuya said with a straight face: "No, I have a very good relationship with Xiao Hei."

Aizawa taught Sakuya earnestly: "Nanase, don't underestimate the cat's sense of smell, and don't underestimate the cat's jealousy."

"Huh???" Sakuya's face was full of question marks, "Does the cat also pick lemons? It means that it will be unhappy if I lick other cats outside?"

Aizawa replied with a deep expression: "It is said that it will."

Sakuya flattened her mouth: "Ms. Aizawa is not very sure if you say that?"

Aizawa looked up at the ceiling with a vicissitudes of life, and Xinsao pointed at him and said, "Because the teacher has never raised a cat before, and no cat is willing to pet him. He has never practiced it, so of course it can only be heard."

Aizawa said loudly, "But I have a cat now!"

"Okay, okay, I get it," King Ni waved his hand, "Hurry up and eat, you've been talking for so long, you don't feel too hungry. Speaking of Nanase, I think we can block the discussion group tonight."

Sakuya was gnawing chicken wings, and when she heard what King Ni said, she paused, and then expressed her high agreement with King Ren's words, and at the same time expressed her high respect for his foresight: "It's you, King Ni." God knows After Aizawa has a cat, how many pictures of pencils will be posted in the discussion group, and he may even repeat "I have a cat" a hundred times.She thought about it, and then said happily, "Maybe he only cares about petting cats, and doesn't have any extra thoughts to show cats for us, hahaha!"

Hong leaned over curiously and asked, "What kind of discussion group are you talking about?"

Maybe it was because he knew that Hong has a natural dull attribute, Sakuya was a little more patient when talking to him, and explained in detail: "That is, I established a discussion group with Mr. Aizawa and Nioh. The apartment I rented in Tokyo happened to be next door to the two of them, so the three of us often discussed what to eat together, and the name of the discussion group was 'What to eat today'."

Hong nodded to show that he understood, and Nio added: "Before we said we were going to change the name to 'What to Eat in the Cafeteria Today', but now I think it will be changed to 'Aizawa-sensei Cat Showing Base', puff~"

Enomoto was going to pick up the meat, but after hearing Nioh's words, he asked suspiciously: "It's true that a cat lover will take a bunch of photos after he has a cat, but, as Nanase said, he will have that Would you mind sending it to you guys?"

Nioh thought for a while, and his expression became weird: "You are right, I think Mr. Aizawa will not go out to eat with me when he has a cat in the future."

"What's the matter, you can go to the cafeteria alone." Sakuya glanced at King Ni, and suggested very sincerely, "Or get married early, anyway, you also have the attributes of a human wife."

"Do you have to muddle me at this time?"

"I'm muddy, I'm happy~"

After a while, Bakugou came in from the outside, and his expression seemed much more relaxed than when he went out just now.Seeing him like this, the other boys showed a clear look, but because of the presence of the girl Sakuya, they didn't tell the kind of dirty jokes between boys.

Looking at the four cats placed on the locker, Hidaka said with black lines all over his head: "It always feels weird, we are eating, and the cat owner is just looking at us like this..."

"I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, I can't take my eyes off~" Nioh even sang directly, but was caught by Saki

Night stepped under the table.

"Shut up, it's too bad to sing."

"I'm Shinjuku Dance King!"

"What does it have to do with your being the king of dancers and your bad singing!"

After being teased by Sakuya, Nioh pouted and went to eat with his head down.Halfway through eating, he suddenly remembered an important thing, so he wiped his mouth and looked at the three teenagers who had a cat just now, were taught an important lesson in life by Mr. Aizawa, and even started eating now, asked Said: "What name are you going to name the cat? If you don't think about it, we can help you refer to it~"

Bakugo Shinsao and Hong are different from Aizawa. Aizawa has been thinking about what to name the cat if he has one in the future, so he prepared it early.But the three of them wanted to adopt a cat temporarily, especially Baohao. To be precise, he was adopted by a cat, so they didn't prepare a name.

Before Xinsao could open their mouths, Daoming Si raised his right hand high like a primary school student answering a question, and said excitedly, "I'll come, I'll come!!" He pointed at Baohao's orange cat, "I think Bohao The hearty orange cat should be called Daju!"

"...I always feel like I set up a great FG," Hidaka scratched his hair, "Original orange cat is a kind of pig, big orange..."

"Then call him Big Brother," said Busch with an idea, "Isn't he being licked heartily like Big Brother all the time? Just call him Big Brother!"

Sakuya waved his hand: "No, no, it's too social to call big brother, but he is a hero with a very positive image, so he can't be called big brother. Well——" She punched her fist after thinking for a while, "Let's call him big brother !"

"Eh?" Hidaka opened his eyes wide and looked at Sakuya, "Isn't the boss unsocial?"

"Big brother, a person who is very good in a certain field can also be called a big brother," Nioh said straightforwardly, "You can even call a heart-breaking person a big brother. And the big brother is a bit more classy than the big brother, So I think, if you compare Big Brother with Big Brother, Big Brother is better."

Hong has been listening carefully to King Ni, and when he finished speaking, Hong looked at King Ni with a "teachable" expression on his face: "Oh, so it is like this? I don't even know."

"...Do you believe it?" King Ren looked at Hong in astonishment.

With a dazed look on his face, he heard Sakuya sigh.She said to Hong with a sincere face: "Boom, King Ren has a nickname called a fraudster, and what he is best at is talking nonsense in a serious manner. Don't believe him."

Hong scratched his head: "Is that so..." The expression on his face changed from bewildered to disappointed, even Nioh who saw it felt a little sorry for Hong.

Daoming Temple looked at King Ren with a face as if struck by lightning: "Are you talking nonsense?!"

Enomoto looked at Daoming Temple in shock: "Do you believe it too?" Seeing that Daoming Temple didn't answer, but just looked at them with an aggrieved look, Enomoto felt bald for a while, "Are you a primary school student? Do you believe such words? .”

Daoming Si replied confidently: "Because I am also a very positive person. I am a member of the Scepter4 special agent team. Of course I don't understand this kind of thing."

"No, no, no," King Ren shook his head, "You just don't read much."

Just as Daoming Temple was about to refute, King Ren said again: "So, is the heartbroken orange cat called the boss? I think it's pretty good."

Xin Cao nodded in approval: "Well, I also think the name Daxie is good."

Bakugo looked at them grumpily: "You bastards, do you play me for an idiot? You actually asked me to call me a cat boss?? Also! Why did I ask you to name my cat!!!"

When Bakugo opened his mouth, Sakuya and others who were born in Heiyoi High School, and Nioh who had been with Bakugo wisely blocked their ears with their fingers, so when Bakugo yelled, only the foursome of problem children did not Unprepared, wind blows in the ear of the explosion, doubting life.Until Sakuya and the others put their hands down, Hidaka still looked dull.He asked stupidly: "Just, what happened just now?"

"It's nothing, it's just to let you experience the power of the heart-breaking ground.

"Saki Ye said solemnly, and before Bakugou brought them a second wave of shock, she asked first, "Since you are not satisfied with the name we gave your big orange, what do you want to name it yourself? name?Tell me about it. "

The others were either eating or drinking, but their eyes were all on Bakugou.

Bao Hao looked disdainful: "Hmph, my cat, of course the name must be Kuang Ba cool." He raised his chin and said arrogantly, "It's called Bang Sha Wang."

"puff--"

"cough!"

"Grass--"

Several people present couldn't hold back after hearing the name, and they sprayed it out one after another, only Hong asked calmly: "Baohao, are you still calling yourself this hero name for yourself, but you were killed?" And brooding?"

Baohao shouted very irritablely: "My cat, I can call it whatever I want, I want you to control it!" He walked up to his orange cat and looked down at it, "From now on, you will be called the King of Boom! ,Did you hear me?"

With the backpack in the space capsule, I don’t know if the orange cat heard what Baohao said, but it was very happy to see Baohao coming over. Its claws kept scratching the transparent arc on the backpack, as if thinking of it, Meow at Bakugo.

Xinsao lazily said: "You gave the cat the hero name you gave yourself before, it seems that you really regard this cat as your brother, Bohao." Dude, I don't know why it sounds a little funny.

Baohao emphasized to Xincao very seriously: "It is the king of explosion killing!"

"...Okay, King of Explosion." Xin Cao sighed, and then looked at his three-flowered cat, "emmm... I can't think of what to call it. I leave this question to you, Aye."

"???" Sakuya looked at Xin Cao with question marks all over his face, "It's not like you don't know that I'm named Fei."

"you can."

"I can not!"

Xinsao sighed, reached out and rubbed his purple hair, which was as messy as seaweed, and after thinking about it for a long time, he said "ah", and said: "Let's call it Ah Hua, I think it's very good .”

Even though Xinsao was his favorite disciple, Aizawa still said to him very sternly: "Xinsao, your name is too casual, change it. If you adopt this cat, you have to be responsible for him. It's the first step to be responsible for him, understand?"

"...Understood." Xincao nodded and sighed silently in his heart.He felt that his life would not be easy in the future, not only for him, but also for Hong and Baohao.Aizawa gave them a lecture today, and later had an exam. From time to time, he would probably ask them how their cats are doing. This is called a spot check.Thinking of this, he looked at his three-coloured cat, which just so happened to be looking at him, its big and round eyes were full of curiosity, and the way it tilted its head was extremely cute.Noticing that there were two patterns in the shape of cherry blossoms on the head of the three-coloured cat, he suddenly said, "Ah, that's called Sakura—" Before he finished speaking, he stopped as if he suddenly remembered something , and turned to look at Sakuya, "Sorry."

Sakuya was eating sullenly, and when she heard Xinsao apologizing to herself, she just said quickly: "It's okay, don't worry about it."

Everyone looked at them inexplicably, wondering why Xinsao apologized to Sakuya, and Sakuya accepted his apology, the two of them seemed to be playing some riddle, and only the two of them knew the answer.

"I decided not to change it," Xinsao pointed at his three-flowered cat, "it has the shape of petals on the top of its head, and it is a three-flowered cat. It would be nice to call it Ah Hua."

This time Aizawa didn't object.He said: "If you want to name a cat, you can't just name it casually. At least consider why you want to name it and whether it has any special meaning. Just like when parents name their children, they will give their blessings to the child. And expectations are hidden in the name, understand?"

Xincao nodded: "Understood."

"Very good." Aizawa showed a satisfied expression on his face, and then turned to Hong, "Boom, what are you going to name your cat?"

Boom replied seriously:

"I have encountered the first problem in my life, so I am still thinking about it. I will be responsible for the cat, Mr. Aizawa."

"...I thought you should say this to Papa Cat." Sakuya couldn't help complaining.

"Huh? Really?"

"Fake! I'm kidding!"