We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

"It's me~" The voice of the man named Osamu Dazai revealed the joy and frivolity that Sakuya was familiar with, "How is it, Sakuya, did you get into the job today?"

"I've already met my new boss and greeted my new colleagues. Originally, the deputy chief sister said that she would take me to the general affairs department to get a uniform, but because I received your call, I came out to answer the phone first." Saying that, Sakuya turned his head and looked at the door of the intelligence room for a day, "It happened that the deputy chief sister said that she had to deal with some things, so I came out."

Fushimi came out from Munakata and was about to go back to the intelligence room, but when he was about to approach, he heard someone on the phone in the corridor. After listening carefully, he found out that it was the voice of the newcomer named Nanase who arrived today.Fushimi stopped when he heard her say deputy chief.

"Deputy chief... elder sister?" Dazai asked excitedly, "Are there any women in the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau? What kind of women are they?"

"Well——" Sakuya replied in a sticky tone, "Because she is a big sister with a very beautiful body and a perfect personality, I also like it very much, so I don't want to tell Mr. Dazai, lest you have the inclination to drag the other party to die in love Practical thoughts."

Fushimi couldn't help complaining in his heart: Hey, haven't you already told the other party?

And there are too many slots in this sentence, Fushimi doesn't even know where to start complaining.Fushimi still agrees with the two points of good looks and perfect body, but personality... Newcomer, you won't think so when you are fed a large portion of super sweet red bean paste by the deputy chief.And what about martyrdom?Does anyone still use this term these days?To put it nicely, it’s called martyrdom, but to put it badly, isn’t it just a couple courting death?

Sure enough, after hearing what Sakuya said, Dazai's tone suddenly became excited: "It doesn't matter what the personality is, is it a beautiful woman with a beautiful body and a good figure? Can you introduce it to me? Or you can also Tell the other party that you have a marriageable man on your side, and you are sincerely looking for a partner who can go to Santuchuan together—”

"I think you should die." Sakuya sighed, and then asked wonderingly, "By the way, why is Mr. Dazai using my master's terminal?"

"This question——" Dazai curled his bangs on his forehead with his fingers, and explained in a casual tone, "I saw a river that was very suitable for suicide on the way to work with Kunikida-kun, so I jumped into it."

"Don't talk about such troublesome things so lightly!!!" Kunikida's violent roar came from the terminal, which shocked Sakuya to move the terminal aside to avoid hurting his ears.

"So, my master had to take the risk of disrupting his plan and destroying his ideals to salvage you from the river?" Sakuya couldn't help but sympathize with his master, but in the black mud like Dazai Under the influence of her, in fact, she felt more like that - gloating.

Unexpectedly, Dazai denied her statement: "No, no, this time it was a strange boy who saved me," he said, his tone suddenly changed, with a bit of subtle disgust, " Although it saved me, it interrupted the suicide that I might have completed perfectly."

Sakuya heard the voice of a strange boy from the terminal: "I'm so sorry for interrupting your suicide because I saved you, Mr. Dazai!"

poor baby.Being disgusted even after saving someone, presumably this is also an unforgettable memory in his life.

There was a rustling sound from the terminal, and after a while, Sakuya heard Kunikida's familiar voice: "Sakuya, how is the job opening going today?"

"It went well. When I first found the location of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau, I thought I had found the wrong place." Sakuya couldn't help but support his forehead, "Master, comparing the Armed Detective Agency with the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau, it is really, good ... Simple." In fact, what she thought in her heart was that it was more than simple, it was simply shabby.

Kunikida said in a deep voice, "It can't be helped. After all, the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau is a government agency, and the Armed Detective Agency is just a private organization." They are walking in the gray area between black and white, of course they should try to keep a low profile.

Of course, there is really no money.

"Speaking of which," Sakuya said to Kunikida in surprise, "Even I was frightened, the president didn't tell me that Scepter4 is the clan and private army of King Blue, Vice President Awashima finished it for me When I explained it, I was shocked."

"You don't know?" Kunikida asked suspiciously, "The president handed over the explanation to Dazai, didn't he tell you?"

"...No." Oh, that would explain why no one told her about it.

Several crossroads appeared on Kunikida's forehead, and he growled angrily: "Ta--zai--" Dazai who was eating chazuke was startled, he raised his hands, and spoke briskly "Sorry, sorry, I forgot." There was no sense of guilt in the words.

"Forget it, anyway, I already know it from the deputy chief," Sakuya sighed, "Oh, Mr. Dazai is not reliable, not in this life."

Dazai?Is it Osamu Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency?Fushimi thought secretly in his heart.He had heard about that person, but he had never come into contact with it.

"Forget about him," Kunikida sounded like he was having a headache, but at this moment he wanted to care more about his apprentice, "How is Scepter4's new colleague, are you getting along well?"

"Well, I just met with the seniors of the secret service team. Except for one who is more difficult to deal with, everyone else is very good." Sakuya's tone was very flat, neither happy nor embarrassing, "But other colleagues said that he is actually a very nice person, so let's get along first."

... Difficult senior?Could it be that he was talking about him?With this thought in mind, Fushimi couldn't help but curled his lips, and let out a loud tongue-smacking sound: "Tsk."

"Huh?" Sakuya was a little puzzled, "Why did Mr. Dazai click his tongue pretentiously?" And isn't the terminal in Kunikida's hands now?Why is she still hearing so clearly?

"Dazai? No," Kunikida said, "He's eating chazuke with the kid who saved him. Hey, hey..." Kunikida said quietly, "You guys eat too much, right? Pay yourself Did you hear about money? Don’t ask me for money!”

"I only ate one bowl, Kunikida-kun, the rest are eaten by Atsushi-kun, just one bowl, so Kunikida-kun will pay for me, thank you~" Whether it was the apology just now or the current Thank you, even Dazai said that without sincerity.

Just when Sakuya also felt strange, she heard footsteps coming from behind her, as if it had been deliberately aggravated, she could hear it clearly, she turned around quickly, and saw Fushimi walking towards her with a displeased face Come over: "I'm so sorry for clicking my tongue." Fushimi didn't really mind her saying that he was difficult, after all, that's his own personality, and it's not like he hasn't heard worse words than this.

Sakuya said nonchalantly: "Ah, it's okay, you don't have to worry about Fushimi-senpai." Sakuya felt that Fushimi's voice was very familiar in the office manager's office, and it really resembled Dazai, and even this kind of apology was insincere The tone of voice is like it was carved out of a mold.

Fushimi:? ? ?

Who is the senior?Why is this newcomer so rude?

"As a senior, let me remind you," Fushimi pushed his glasses, and said to Sakuya expressionlessly, "In Scepter4, business is the main thing, and personal calls should be kept as little as possible. Today is your first day of employment, so it's nothing, Be more careful in the future."

"Okay, I see, I'm really sorry, I will pay attention in the future." Sakuya nodded vigorously, just as the quarrel in the terminal never stopped, Sakuya simply hung up and followed behind Fushimi Go to the intelligence room.She put her hands behind her back, "Fushimi-senpai, you are indeed a very good person just as Akiyama-senpai said."

"Tsk," Fushimi clicked his tongue habitually, with a look of obvious impatience on his face, "You still think of me as a difficult senior." Is he a very good person?it's so funny.

Fushimi-senpai doesn't seem to like being treated as a good person.Because the other party expressed obvious rejection of what he said, Sakuya tactfully did not emphasize it again, but obediently followed him into the intelligence room.

Awashima had finished his work, and the others had returned to their seats and started working.Seeing Sakuya coming in behind Fushimi, everyone was surprised, and Awashima was no exception.But seeing that the two of them didn't seem to be unhappy, Awashima didn't ask too much. She also explained a few words to Fushimi, and then said to Sakuya: "Come with me, and I will take you to the General Affairs Division."

Sakuya straightened her back: "Yes."

On the way to the General Affairs Section, Awashima told Sakuya that there are now three members in the General Affairs Section, one is the clan left by the former King of Blue, Zenjo is resolute, and the other is the member who was recruited after Munakata took over, Yoshino Yayoi .

"There are only two, is there another one?" Sakuya asked curiously.As soon as she finished asking, she heard the meow of a cat not far away. The soft and cute meow made people's hearts tremble after hearing it.

Seeing a little black cat walking towards them with graceful steps, Awashima squatted down and hugged it up when the little black cat approached.

"Meow~" Nestled in Awashima's soft embrace, the little black cat licked its paws, and then licked Awashima's face with its small tongue.

A faint smile appeared on Awashima's face.She said: "This is the third member, Xiao Hei." After waiting for a while without hearing Sakuya's response, she raised her head strangely, only to find that Sakuya had a peaceful and peaceful expression on his face, as if he could pass away at any time .

"Ah, beautiful sister and kitty, what kind of angel-level picture is this. Ah, I am dead, and I will die without regret." Sakuya's tone was flat and choked with sobs, "It's good to be alive."

Awashima was dumbfounded by Sakuya's messy words: "Then are you going to die or live?"

"I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm fine."

"Hmm—" Awashima looked at Sakuya with a puzzled expression, feeling incomprehensible. Scepter4, it seems that a strange newcomer has arrived.However, there are quite a few people in the secret service team with personalities, and there are also four groups of problem children, so Awashima didn't care too much.She put Xiao Hei on the ground, and said to Sakuya, "Let's go."

Seeing Awashima bringing a newcomer to the General Affairs Department, Yoshino knew what she was here for before she explained her purpose.She took Sakuya's team uniform and gave it to her, and said with a smile: "Welcome to Scepter4, I'm Yoshino, you can find me if you need anything in the future!"

Awashima explained: "It refers to some things you need in life. Scepter4 provides dormitories, and also provides some things needed for accommodation, as well as office supplies. These can be obtained from the General Affairs Division."

"Including computers and Scepter4 dedicated terminals, these are issued by the General Affairs Division," Yoshino said seriously, "It's just right, I'll give them to you now."

"I've brought it here." A deep male voice sounded, and the three girls and a kitten all looked over.After seeing the other person's face clearly, Sakuya was a little surprised.If she guessed correctly, this man should be the member of the general affairs department that Awashima told her about, Yoshijo Resolute.As the name suggests, this senior Shantiao has a rather resolute face, and there is a horizontal scar on his nose, which extends to the left and right cheeks.What surprised Sakuya even more was that he lost an arm, so one sleeve was empty.With his remaining hand, he was holding the computer, on which was a terminal.Looking at Sakuya, Zenjo asked, "Are you new?"

"Yes," Sakuya walked over to take over the computer and terminal, and bowed to Zenjo as thanks: "Thank you, senior!"

Xiao Hei ran over and rubbed Shan Tiao's leg, looking very intimate.Shanjo also squatted down, reached out and scratched Xiaohei's chin, the expression on his face softened a lot.

Yoshino explained to Sakuya in a lively tone: "Xiao Hei is the cat raised by Mr. Zenjo, so he is very close to Mr. Zenjo."

"Mr. Zenjo is also the clerk in charge of the Scepter 4 reference room. You will definitely need to use materials in your future work, so you should have a lot of contacts with Senior Zenjo." Awashima said, "Okay, after receiving it Uniforms and electronic equipment, let's go back."

"Would Awashima-san have lunch together at noon? The newcomers should come too~"

"Ah."

"Ok."