[Net King] Don't cry, brother village, stand up and lick!

The narration continues: The new queen also loves beauty very much. She asks people around her from time to time, "Am I the most beautiful woman in the world?" People around her are very afraid of this vicious woman, and no one dares to say no.

On this day, Master Marysu asked the maid next to her again: "Am I the most beautiful person in the world?"

Before the maid had time to answer, the phrase "How can an ungorgeous woman like you be the most beautiful woman in the world" rang out.

Appearing along with the voice was Atobe with a black face holding up the corner of his skirt.

This kind of truth line of "Everyone is drunk and I am alone" is really in line with Atobe's aesthetics, but why does she have a sense of sight when she is watching "The Emperor's New Clothes"?

Let me go... How many classic elements are incorporated into this Snow White?

"You... who are you?" Lady Marysu was very angry, pointing at the trace with trembling fingers.

After all, she is also a queen, but she doesn't even know the emperor's daughter. Is she blind or mentally retarded? !

Atobe raised his head, a head of blond hair spilled over his shoulders, Xue Chuan even felt that the blond hair was emitting a dazzling light.

Sure enough, even the quality of the wig is so good.

"The vicious female cat doesn't need to know the name of the big...princess." Atobe almost said the wrong line, but his good on-the-spot coping ability made him react and correct the mistake.

Lady Marysu is indeed the best among Marysues, she calmed down quickly, and even raised her head and sneered at Atobe, saying, "You're just jealous of my beauty."

Xue Chuan had the idea of ​​giving negative points to this line, why is Atobe jealous?Mary Sue, are you blinding my colorful hair and two-color eyes of 72k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes?

"Not gorgeous female cats always scratch people randomly." Atobe turned around and left arrogantly, only Lady Mary Sue was left to worry.

"Who was that ugly woman just now?" Master Marysu shot a sharp eye at the maid beside her.

"She...she..." The maid knelt on the ground immediately, and replied falteringly: "She is recognized as the most beautiful woman in the world, and she is also your daughter Snow White."

"Drag it down and cut it off." He actually dared to say that Snow White is more beautiful than her.

"No!"

……

The girl is too sincere, even if Lady Mary Sue is really the ugliest woman in the world, you can't refute her in front of her, she really has no brains to stay in the palace for long.

Also, the plot unfolds like a god!

Marysu-sama found the hunter with a bow and arrow—Liuhuhe Ryo.

"You go get Snow White..." Master Mary Su made a gesture of wiping her neck, and the cold killing intent was revealed from her eyes.

Ryo Liuhe knelt down on one knee and nodded, "Yes."

Kneeling on one knee or something... Ryo Rokuhe I thought you were going to propose to Mary Sue-sama Hey, please, you are just a hunter, do you need to perform this kind of knight's ceremony, and Mary Su-sama is not playing a princess, right? !

"Ahahahaha, as long as I kill Snow White, I will be the most beautiful woman in the world!" Lady Mary Sue lay on the chair and laughed loudly.

Narrator: Seeing how beautiful Snow White is, the hunter didn't have the heart to kill her. Instead, he told Snow White that her stepmother was sending someone to hunt her down, and told her to leave quickly. Then he killed a wild boar and gave the queen the heart.

After hearing what Ryo Rokutohe said, Atobe did not go back to the palace but walked through the forest alone, and then Atobe met seven dwarves played by elementary school students under a fake tree with luxuriant foliage.

Seeing the group of elementary school students who were no more than 140cm tall, looking up at Atobe who was no longer than 180cm, Xue Chuan touched the back of his neck...it seemed a little sore.

Narrator: Snow White told the seven dwarfs what happened to her, and the seven dwarfs expressed their sympathy, so they let Snow White live in their own home. All was well, until one day——

"Knock, knock, knock." Someone knocked on the door.

Atobe opened the door with the corner of his skirt and asked, "Who are you?"

"Ahem...I'm an old woman who sells apples." Lady Mary Sue wrapped a turban on her head and held a bamboo basket in her hand, in which was a pile of bright red apples.

Atobu looked up and down at Master Marysu, and frowned: "I don't eat apples."

Mrs. Mary Sue saw that the Department of Traditions was not fooled, so she tried another trick: "Girl, you can do it, I have an 80-year-old mother and a seven-year-old child, and I make a living selling apples. Not a single apple was sold..."

You look like you are in your seventies with this outfit, an 80-year-old mother... Did your mother give birth to you at the age of ten?

"Then take it over and have a look." Atobe reluctantly said this, and then took the apple handed over by Marysu.

Let me go... the poison of this apple is too obvious, half of it is red and the other half is black, and the purple one also said that the problem in the past is that half of it is black but it is black, even a fool can see it That half is poisonous!

Atobe took the apple and looked at it over and over again, and finally said with disgust: "This apple has turned into an unglamorous black color, you should throw it away quickly, Ben... I never eat unglamorous food."

Xue Chuan sat in the auditorium and continued to complain, not noticing that the eyes of King Kong in his arms were shining, staring intently at the poisonous apple in Atobe's hand, muttering "ball~ball~" in his mouth, and finally broke away Holding Xue Chuan in his arms, he sprinted towards the stage.

Marysu-sama took the apple that Atobe gave her back, and was about to say her lines when a furry thing jumped onto her arm.

"Ahhh——" Mary Sue didn't know what jumped onto her arm, and screamed loudly as she shook her arm vigorously.

King Kong is not an ordinary house cat. Seeing that something was wrong, he immediately bit Mary Sue's arm tightly, no matter how Mary Su shook him, he would not let go.

Seeing Mary Su's distressed appearance, Xue Chuan almost wanted to clap his hands and laugh out loud, the bad breath from a while ago finally came out.

The stage was completely chaotic, and Atobe wanted to save the scene, but Marysu-sama kept spinning and shaking her arms, making him unable to do anything.

After shaking for a long time, Master Marysu finally saw what was biting her arm——

"Ah, dead cat, let me go!"

Xue Chuan suddenly felt that something was wrong, Mary Su had practiced martial arts, how could she not be able to deal with a cat, she turned to look at Mr. Xie suspiciously.

【Sister Xuechuan thinks it's weird?Don’t be surprised, the Meow Meow that emerged from the Meow Egg is dedicated to Marysu~]

After shaking for a long time, Master Marysu finally remembered that she still had one free hand, and immediately went to pinch King Kong's neck, trying to get King Kong off her hand.

The audience also became very chaotic. Some people thought it was a drama that needed to be watched with relish, some couldn't bear to watch such a bloody scene and kept covering their eyes, and some timid girls who were afraid of cats started screaming.

King Kong was hung in the air by Mary Suti.

The uncomfortable posture made King Kong "meow", raised his hind legs and patted Marysu's "beautiful" face with a paw, and three stripes immediately appeared on the rosy and tender face.

Xue Chuan pondered whether to call Lord Mary Su the captain in the future.

Marysu let go of her hand in pain, and King Kong was thrown on the ground. At this time, everyone realized that they were not acting. Many people stood up and wanted to catch the troublesome cat.

Xue Chuan couldn't sit still anymore, and immediately rushed up to hug King Kong in his arms, and smiled at everyone apologetically: "I'm sorry, the wild cats in the country have never seen the market, everyone, please bear with me, please bear with me."

"What are you doing? If you want a cat, you must take good care of the cat!"

"After a good show, I was ruined by your cat just like that."

……

The abuse was louder and louder.

In the end, Yukimura couldn't see it, and walked over and smiled at everyone apologetically: "I'm sorry, we didn't take care of the cat."

Seeing Yukimura's sincere attitude, everyone stopped cursing.

Marysu got injured and took a break. This drama can only end in the form of a farce. Although it is not in line with his aesthetics, but the leading actors are all injured, there is nothing he can do, right?

King Kong really deserved to be King Kong, he was thrown so hard by Mary Sue, but when Xue Chuan checked it, there was nothing wrong with it, the system finally stopped cheating and gave her a good pet.

"King Kong did a great job." Xue Chuan pinched King Kong's soft little pad and kept praising it.

Yukimura was dumbfounded by Xue Chuan's "little man's success" appearance: "Did Nao offend you?"

"Two days ago..." Xue Chuan just wanted to say that Naxu still strangled her neck two days ago, but after thinking about it, he felt that he couldn't say it, so he shrugged and said resentfully: "I offended me very much."

Anyway, I can be regarded as her own mother, but this white-eyed wolf actually wants to strangle his own mother to death.

"How did she offend you?"

"..." Brother Cun, don't break the casserole every time and ask the end, okay? You know she's not a liar so don't embarrass her. After thinking about it for a long time, Xue Chuan felt that instead of lying and being exposed by Brother Cun, it's better to change the subject: "Tonight The moon is really round."

"It's three o'clock in the afternoon." Yukimura raised his wrist to let Yukikawa look at his watch.

"..." She won't die if she doesn't expose her face. In order to save face, Xue Chuan added: "The weather forecast says that the moon will be very round tonight."

Yukimura felt that after staying with Yukikawa for a long time, he really gained a lot of knowledge. Why didn't he hear the weather forecast and still report whether the moon will be round tonight?

"Let's go out for a stroll." Yukimura knew that he couldn't get anything out of asking, so he simply stopped asking. He had to admit that Xue Chuan was extremely stubborn in this regard, and he would not say what he didn't want to say no matter how threatened.

The author has something to say: I am really crazy to want to write a drama.

Sure enough, I am not such a material, I guess it will be painful for everyone to watch.

Silently squatting in the corner and hugging the knees【It’s very happy to think about it, but I don’t feel happy when I write it

I didn’t put the picture properly last time, so I’ll put it here for you to see this time——