Those who write fairy tales are all natural black

The two people who are married have different living habits. "

Zheng Qihan smiled and said, "If they are all the same, wouldn't they be one person?"

"They have different personalities and can be said to be opposites."

"This is how the two complement each other."

"Their backgrounds, beliefs and education are different."

"You can take your time..."

"Also, their thinking patterns and hobbies are different."

Zheng Qihan asked guiltily, "What do they have in common?"

Qian Duoduo thought for a while, and then his eyes lit up: "Of course, they have the same gender."

Zheng Qihan: "..."

Facts have proved that if you want to find a girl through this method, you must first find a girl with normal attributes.

Qian Duoduo asked: "So, investigating the cause of Qin Hui's death and matching the two people I mentioned...Which of these two tasks do you prefer?"

Zheng Qihan: "Come on, let's analyze the cause of Qin Hui's death!"

Shocked by the teaching methods of the two elder brothers and adults, Tong Hua finally turned to Jiang Wuyou for help. After all, according to the teaching methods of Fu Yuhao and Qian Yuanbao, Tong Hua would not be able to graduate from primary school at seventy or eighty.

When Jiang Wuyou heard that Tong Hua had chosen him as a teacher candidate, he was very happy at first, but he soon became unhappy.Let's not talk about how perverted the textbooks for primary school students are now, let's talk about Jiang Wuyou, who has been away from school for many years, except that he knows more characters, and he is not much better than Tong Hua. If he comes to teach, he will be misleading his children.

Jiang Wuyou really couldn't be the teacher of Tonghua children, but some people could, such as Zhou Rui.

Back then, there were four doctors and one teacher in dormitory 202. As the only one who didn't make a name for himself, Jiang Wuyou said that he was under a lot of pressure.Jiang Wuyou still kept in touch with his bedmate buddies from back then. Needless to say Tian Qian, his buddy, he could even get in touch with Zhou Rui, who was the least talkative in the dormitory back then. Is there someone you can turn to when you are in trouble?

Just arrived in September, Mr. Zhou Rui, the head teacher of Class [-], Grade [-] of Experimental High School, is very busy, and the reason why he is busy is a group of students in his class.

None of the 21 students in his class are fuel-efficient. Let’s not talk about the uneven academic performance of the students in his class. The relationship between the characters is intricate. Let’s talk about this group of students who are like elementary school students who always sue all day long. There is nothing to sue. Even if the matter is looking for trouble, I have to report to him, which makes Teacher Zhou feel scared whenever he sees a student raising his hand.So, he directly told the students not to come to him if they need to solve their own problems, and then, you can just watch that class, basically they have what the bandit den looks like.

However, the things mentioned above are just a drop in the bucket that constitutes Zhou Rui's troubles.What really broke him down were two problem students, Wang Qinzhu and Lan Qingyou.

And these two students are childhood sweethearts since childhood, but even so, the relationship between them is very... delicate.

Lan Qingyou is a very popular and uncompromising type in school. He is a leadership talent. This trait not only attracts countless female students and teachers, but even Wang Qinzhu who has the skill of tricking people to death.As a result, Zhou Rui could often see these two people clinging to the other with a stern face, and that one directly served them with fists and kicks.In this regard, Mr. Zhou Rui said that it is still the net that is out of sight.

But there are no coincidences in the world, for example, Lan Qingyou can always meet Wang Qinzhu in front of any place, and no matter how they meet, they will start with Wang Qinzhu molesting Lan Qingyou, and then end with Lan Qingyou beating Wang Qinzhu, But the most coincidental thing is that no matter where the two children fight, Mr. Zhou Rui will be involved.

This weekend, Zhou Rui originally planned to go to the optician's shop to change his eye sockets, but was called by his high school buddies to a coffee shop in the bustling street to reminisce about the old days.As a result, as soon as Zhou Rui arrived, he saw his two problematic students sitting at two tables away from Jiang Wuyou, and they fought again.

Seeing Zhou Rui coming, Lan Qingyou grabbed Wang Qinzhu's ear and threw him towards him: "Teacher, this person is harassing me again!"

"Solve things by yourself!" Zhou Rui was very tired, "You just leave him alone, and fight as you like!"

As a glorious people's teacher, it is wrong to educate students like this, but Zhou Rui finally understood that these two children are not fighting, they are clearly showing their affection!

Jiang Wuyou also noticed that these two children, who seemed to be only seventeen or eighteen, hadn't stopped since they entered this cafe, but he didn't expect that these two were actually Zhou Rui's students.

Jiang Wuyou cut to the chase: "Aren't you a teacher, I have something to ask you."

Zhou Rui looked relieved: "You finally figured it out, and plan to go back to primary school to re-study?"

Jiang Wuyou: "..." It seems that he has no grudge against the doctor, but Shi and everyone in the dormitory back then!

"Just kidding, don't mind." Zhou Rui had noticed Tong Hua a long time ago, "Your son, didn't you realize that you are such a person who can commit crimes?"

Jiang Wuyou was speechless again, but Tong Hua saw that the situation was not going well, so he had to come out on his own, first praised Teacher Zhou from the inside out, and then said what an honor it was to study with him.But Zhou Rui liked this very much, so the child Tonghua received a free tutor.

Jiang Wuyou was well-prepared and even brought his language books and homework books, but he obviously didn't remind Tong Hua to bring his brains.

After teaching for a while, Zhou Rui broke down and asked, "Have you ever been to school before?"

"No." Tong Hua explained, "Dean Qian said that we are his lovely flowers, and he was reluctant to send us to those hardworking worker bees, so he taught us himself."

Zhou Rui: "..." How could a person say such a slap in the face so euphemistically?

When Zhou Rui was thinking about life, he was suddenly brought back to reality by a loud noise. He saw Wang Qinzhu at the next table stepping on the table with one foot, holding Lan Qingyou's collar with one hand, and kissed him!This kiss lasted only two seconds, but Wang Qinzhu who succeeded was very satisfied.

But Lan Qingyou was not easy to mess with. After realizing that he was being taken advantage of by the gangster in front of him, he slapped him, wiped his mouth, and started kicking Wang Qinzhu who was lying on the ground.The two people moved too much, attracting the attention of everyone in the cafe.

Jiang Wuyou, who watched how inhumane Lan Qingyou was to Wang Qinzhu, said to Zhou Rui expressionlessly: "You don't care about your student's puppy love?"

Zhou Rui also said expressionlessly: "I only care about the puppy love between male students and female students."

Tong Hua asked: "Why, haven't men and women been equal long ago?"

Zhou Ruidao: "Because no matter how messy men and men are, there will be no such tragic consequences as unmarried pregnancy. At most, they will be tied to a shelf and roasted."

Jiang Wuyou asked: "What exactly is miserable in your eyes?"

Zhou Rui: "For example, the IQ of Tong Hua's children and the EQ of Lan Qing's young students."

Tong Hua: "..." Well, I'm used to it.

Lan Qingyou: "..." You were shot while lying down.

And Wang Qinzhu is very resistant to beatings, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he still hugged Lan Qingyou's waist tightly: "Fatty, I really like you! I have liked you in the last life in the last life!"

Lan Qingyou's fist was not vegetarian either: "Get lost! You pervert!"

Jiang Wuyou looked at Zhou Rui: "Didn't your student get sick from being scared by you?"

Zhou Rui replied honestly: "Probably... it was written and written..."

Jiang Wuyou: "Exam-oriented education kills people."

In short, under the supervision of Teacher Zhou Rui, Tonghua’s journey of exam-oriented education began.

Tong Hua is not stupid if he studies, and he quickly conquered the elementary school Chinese class.

Jiang Wuyou said with emotion: "If Tong Hua is the same, it is not Tong Hua."

Hearing Jiang Wuyou's emotion, the child Tong Hua who had just learned classical Chinese for two days began to write: "Zi Fei Tong Hua knows the joy of children's painting?"

Jiang Wuyou deliberately asked: "What fun can you have?"

Tong Hua replied: "Eat, sleep and play."

Jiang Wuyou: "... Get lost."

Well, in short, there is harmony here.

A crowded confession with 24 people will always fail!

The child Tonghua insisted on his great cause of study, but Mr. Zhou Rui was also good at Chinese, and he didn’t have much time, so he asked Wang Qinzhu and Lan Qingyou to be the teachers of Tonghua. The two children really agreed , but the condition is that everything that happened in the coffee shop before should be regarded as unseen. Therefore, the mental burden of Teacher Zhou Rui has also been reduced a lot.

Lan Qingyou also found a way to get rid of Wang Qinzhu, that is to accept his fate to be a teacher for Tonghua children every Saturday, and today is Saturday again, Wang Qinzhu came to Wang Xingren Cafe with textbooks.

There were surprisingly few people on this day, and even Qian Duoduo and the others were not there, so they simply closed down.

Wang Qinzhu put down the book suddenly, and asked with dark eyes: "What's going on with you and Jiang Wuyou now?"

The child Tonghua who was still immersed in the sea of ​​questions obviously didn't follow his train of thought, and his expression was blank.

"Do you know him?" Wang Qinzhu looked disdainful, "How much does he know about you?"

Tong Hua didn't care about the worry in Wang Qinzhu's tone at all: "What's the matter, anyway, we have plenty of time to get to know each other slowly."

"Then have you ever asked him if he would like to live with you in fear all day long?"

Tong Hua was stunned: "You know?"

"I don't know anything, but everyone calls me the Emperor of Prophecy." Wang Qinzhu smiled, "If I said that one of you will end up dead and the other crazy, would you still want to be with him?"