Those who write fairy tales are all natural black

This uncle is very powerful, he can not only pinch and count, but also has never made a mistake, and the nickname is a secret. "Zheng Qihan sighed, "It's a pity, if he didn't get Alzheimer's at the age of 32, our family is still full of people. "

Tong Hua blinked: "You got Alzheimer's at the age of 32?"

Zheng Qihan nodded: "He is just too smart, but he was mistaken by his cleverness, and he was punished by heaven for leaking the secret."

Tong Hua looked at Jiang Wuyou: "Wuyou, will I also get Alzheimer's if I'm so smart?"

Jiang Wuyou patted him on the head: "It's okay, I'll take care of you if you're stupid."

Tian Qian put his arms around Qian Yuanbao's shoulder with a strange smile: "Don't worry, Yuanbao, although you are not smart, but if you are really stupid, I will support you!"

Qian Yuanbao was expressionless: "Why don't you ask me if I can live to be 32 years old under your torture?"

"Okay, okay, go home if you want to flirt." Qian Duoduo slapped his hands twice, ending the topic just now, "The most urgent thing now is how to make my dad think that I have found a boyfriend, and then Let him return to County H obediently."

Tong Hua was very honest: "Sister Duoduo, I think according to the situation, the chance of Director Qian being satisfied is very low."

Qian Duoduo was puzzled: "Why?"

"Let's think about it differently. Suppose you have a precious girl, but she has no one so far. Later, she leads a boyfriend who wants to meet you, and your girl's boyfriend is... a fortune teller." Jiang Wu Worryingly, "So, can you accept it?"

Qian Duoduo pouted: "I don't have a daughter, how would I know?"

"That's why we are not sure how to satisfy Dean Qian." Qian Yuanbao fell into a state of agony, "Who knows Dean Qian's criteria for choosing a son-in-law?"

At that time, Tian Qian managed to think differently: "I don't know Dean Qian's criteria for choosing a son-in-law, but if Little Jasmine finds a partner in the future, I definitely hope that the man will have a successful career, a good net worth, a strong body, and preferably a car." You Fang's parents are both dead, and at the very last, you must have a stable job, with a straight face and a righteous spirit."

"so……"

All eyes in the coffee shop fell on Zheng Qihan, as if they could peel off a layer of skin from his body.

Zheng Qihan was taken aback: "So what?"

Qian Duoduo sighed: "So, we have to be ready to tie my dad to a rocket and launch it to County H if we can't."

"..."

Qian Youfu was grabbed by a fortune teller when he was passing by the bustling street today.

The fortune teller said: "Old man, you seem to be frowning, there must be something bothering you."

Qian Youfu said: "Yes, my daughter is already 28, and she doesn't even have a boyfriend. Can I not worry?"

"Don't worry, I've done the calculations just now, and you will definitely have a son-in-law who is handsome, elegant, suave, both civil and military." The fortune-teller smiled, "And this son-in-law must meet your wishes in every way."

Qian Youfu sighed: "It would be great if it was really like what you said."

Then, that night, Qian Duoduo told Qian Youfu that he actually had a boyfriend, and that this boyfriend not only had his own shop in the commercial street, but was also suave, handsome, civil and military.

Qian Youfu sighed, the fortune teller was really accurate!

And then, the next day, he met his future son-in-law... So the fortune teller was his future son-in-law? !

The meeting between the two parties was extremely embarrassing. For a while, it seemed that the whole world fell into a strange silence, and everyone dared not even breathe.

Dean Qian was the first to break the silence: "Sir, did we meet yesterday?"

Zheng Qihan couldn't laugh or cry: "Yes, we are really destined."

Well, Zheng Qihan has revealed his true colors, and all the rhetoric he prepared before is useless.

Qian Youfu pointed at Zheng Qihan, but he didn't notice that his hands were trembling slightly: "Duodu, didn't you say that your boyfriend has his own shop in the bustling street? But I saw him set up a fortune-telling stall there yesterday!"

Qian Duoduo replied confidently: "Street stalls are also a kind of shop!"

Qian Youfu said: "You also said that he knows the same traditional Chinese skills."

Qian Duoduo said: "Fortune-telling is indeed a traditional skill in our country."

"You also said that no one dared to mess with his patriarch."

"Yeah, who dares to provoke a god?"

"...You also said that he is both civil and military, not only eloquent but also excellent in physical fitness."

"How can I sell myself and outrun the city management at the same time?"

"..."

Dean Qian almost burst into tears: "Duo Duo, he is a fortune teller, although you are not a good job, but... how can a fortune teller give you happiness!"

"Oh, actually, my fortune-telling background is not small." Zheng Qihan said with a smile, "Our Zheng family is actually a branch of the Bai family of the Northwest feudal lord. When the Changting army colluded with foreign enemies and invaded Fenglai's capital Denglan, the Bai family I went to help, but the head of the family at that time knew that I would never return, so in order to deceive others, I changed my family members to the surname Zheng, and fled to the deep mountains. And I am the descendant of the northwest vassal king."

Qian Youfu sneered: "After the family members of the subjugated king, they actually have the face to say it."

Qian Duoduo: "...Dad, do you actually believe such outrageous words?"

"Well, let's ignore the fact that you are a fortune teller." Dean Qian looked at Zheng Qihan with contempt on his face, "Just tell me whether you have a house, a car, or savings, and can you deal with Duoduo? .”

Zheng Qihan: "Oh, wait, let me do the math."

Dean Qian: "..."

33 love and affection are balanced things!

After Zheng Qihan made the astonishing statement that whether he can be happy in his future life can only be calculated by calculation, Qian Duoduo had to confess that Zheng Qihan was just a babysitter he found to deceive his father.After Dean Qian learned the truth, instead of criticizing his daughter, he breathed a strange sigh of relief.

"I didn't expect my daughter to learn to fool her father." Dean Qian said with a smile, "I always thought you would always be that silly girl, but now I feel at ease."

Qian Duoduo was puzzled: "Dad, why are you happy when I lie to you?"

Dean Qian replied truthfully: "Because you can't lie to others since you were a child, but now that you know how to do it, you have another survival skill. Of course I'm happy."

"Then you don't worry if I don't have a boyfriend?"

"That's right, my daughter doesn't have a boyfriend..." Dean Qian sighed, "But think about it better, doesn't my son have a boyfriend?"

"..."

"Tong Hua and Yuan Bao are both your brothers. I feel relieved to have them by your side to take care of you, and judging by their sexual orientation, they won't plot against you." Dean Qian turned to Zheng Qihan again, "Mr. Zheng, When I think about it this way, I see you much more pleasing to the eye."

Zheng Qihan was moved: "President Qian, don't worry, although I can't be your father-in-law anymore, I can test the birth date for the next person who will call you father-in-law!"

Qian Duoduo's eyes brightened, "By the way, Mom passed away early, Dad, you have been single for more than ten years, how about I introduce you a wife!"

Zheng Qihan echoed: "That's right, that's right, I can also test your birth date for free for you old couple."

Dean Qian "..."

Dean Qian held his forehead in deep thought: "Duo Duo, I seem to understand how entangled you were when I asked you to find someone."

Dean Qian sighed again: "Actually, parents just want to see their children happy. Even if you really find a fortune teller... I... I can accept it if I grit my teeth and stomp my feet. But you didn't even The fortune-teller couldn't find it for me, so I have to trouble me to find it for you myself. However, this matter is over, and everything depends on fate."

Qian Duoduo is like a child who has done something wrong: "Dad, what if I can't wait for my fate for the rest of my life?"

Dean Qian: "Going to Qiaoyuan Xianjun Temple to burn incense is better than waiting."

Qian Duoduo: "..."

Dean Qian said that her own girls are different from other girls, so you can wait a little longer when looking for a partner.After bidding farewell to Qian Yuanbao and the others, Dean Qian went back to County H that afternoon, and the city D returned to tranquility, and this incident passed happily.

Well, only Dean Qian was very happy.

Zheng Qihan seemed to be relying on Qian Duoduo: "Miss Duoduo, where is my salary?"

Qian Duoduo said: "Although you messed up things for me, I will not give you less money. You can go to Xiao Yuanbao to get it later."

Zheng Qihan said: "But I think talking about money is really hurtful."

Qian Duoduo smiled and said, "You mean you don't need money?"

Zheng Qihan: "You just promise me with your body."

Qian Duoduo: "Please get out, thank you."

What is guilt? At this moment, Jiang Wuyou has a deep understanding. He is looking at Tong Hua's innocent child-like smile, but thinking about all kinds of dirty things in his mind... and the most terrible thing is that his mind is clearly Thinking of this, Tong Hua's children were quite uncooperative.

Jiang Wuyou had never had sex with anyone so cleanly before, and he and Tong Hua had never had kissing or more physical contact.The first time he confessed his love was the right time, place and people, but unfortunately Jiang Wuyou's cold turned into pneumonia. He was afraid of infecting Tong Hua, so he missed this opportunity.Later, even if Jiang Wuyou wanted to have more contact with Tong Hua than kissing, Tong Hua would act very repulsive, and it could even be said that Tong Hua was afraid.

This kid... seems to be the first time he is dating someone else.

As long as there is this kind of thought, the only thing Jiang Wuyou has