After climbing to the top of the national server, the cat's ears are exposed

[Annual joke, before the AE shooter finals, there was a live broadcast of frying fish and being blown up] [1l] rt.The other party is still a masturbation fan.

[2L] I knew that the sb character of the AE shooter would do things by himself sooner or later.

[3L] The front row publicizes the name of this hero masturbation fan, Dian San, id: 18-year-old ad wants to join masturbation.

[6l] Worship the boss!

[7L] Can kill professional players ten times, isn't that a dream come true? ? SY is here to grab someone!

[10l] The shooter is not very useful this season.

[14L] Do you understand what crisis awareness is? ChenG's quail shooter SY will last a lifetime?

[17l] Just move as long as te can.

[18L] It's crooked, everyone. The AE shooter ridiculed him so harshly, why don't we say a few words now?

[22L] Still need us?That guy who overturned the live broadcast has been scolded to death by their own fans, okay?watch a play.

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[120L18-year-old ad wants to enter masturbation] Don't add friends, guys, it's crazy.I am Dian San, an 18-year-old ad who wants to enter masturbation himself.I was not the one who taught AE how to be a man that day!I'm just a diamond brother!The person who got the number that day was a young boy who came to the Internet cafe to pick up the phone call.

[122l] Onlookers fans! !

[135l] Onlookers fans! !

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[214L 18-year-old ad wants to enter masturbation] (picture) I really didn't lie to you, I was reported and blocked by tm.But worth it!

[217L] The hero gives the address of the Internet cafe, which makes the manager of SY rob people.

[219l] No matter who it is, let me worship it!

But at this moment, Guan Shengbai, who was sought out all over the world on the forum, was standing in the cold wind with his fluffy body trembling, wanting to cry without tears.

What kind of experience is it like to be forced to become a stray cat and refuse to eat the leftovers in the trash can?

Guan Shengbai replied: The experience of dying.

Guan Shengbai is a cat demon, and a cat demon who has been transformed for nearly 80 years.It stands to reason that he would not be trapped by life at all, let alone worry about being beaten by stray cats for food.

But since he was born, he has been reckless and reckless for more than ten years, climbing up and down the river to fish every day, but he refuses to study spells hard.

Until one day, the luck of the demon world suddenly weakened, and the aura was exhausted, and the young demon clan who had not turned into a human form could only die in the future.It was a matter of life and death, and regardless of his own safety, his parents forcibly transferred half of the aura to him. The overfilling aura made him unconsciously become the last demon to transform into a human form.The spiritual power belonging to his parents was exhausted, and his lack of spiritual power accumulation could not even support the transformation technique. Guan Shengbai, who was beaten back to his original shape, could only be forced to sleep in order to protect himself.

At this time, it has been nearly a month since he woke up. At first, he was hungry every day, and he got better after being exposed to interstellar cruise more than half a month ago.

At that time, he found that he was able to call back and forth with the opponent by referring to other people's operations, so he tried his luck to call someone else at night when the Internet cafe was crowded.

The Yaozu are not allowed to accept money gifts from humans, so they can only exchange one or two meals to satisfy their hunger. During the day, there are no people in the Internet cafe, so he goes to the street to beg with stray cats.His body is recovering, and he needs a lot of food. Sometimes he is lucky and can have a full meal in the morning and evening, and when he is unlucky, he even starves for three or four days.

In the trash can not far away, a passerby just threw the leftover snacks into it, and within a few seconds, a fat stray cat rushed in to enjoy it, jumped out of the bucket after a while, and licked its mouth.

Guan Shengbai was lying when he said he wasn't envious, but he was born as a demon with intelligence, and he had never experienced this kind of life of picking up garbage, so he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart.

He turned his head away from the satiated appearance of the fat cat, and stared intently at the convenience store in front of him - he saw stray cats being fed by kind-hearted passers-by yesterday, so today he occupied a place early , so as not to get into a fight with that strong cat because of the competition for the territory, and in the end, he didn't get food and got injured all over his body.

But from Guan Shengbai's station here at noon, until now the sun is setting, there are a total of 97 people coming in and out of the convenience store - he even counted the number, but no one bought him small sausages .

No one even stopped to care about his little kitten shivering in the cold wind!

The afterglow of the setting sun dissipated and the temperature gradually dropped. In order to stand out, Guan Shengbai still stood at the vent and sneezed.

Wait for three more people, wait until one hundred, if one hundred people ignore me, then I will consider myself unlucky today.

Guan Shengbai thought to himself, he was already in a cold war, he didn't have enough spiritual power to release spells, there was no difference between a monster race and an ordinary animal.

Even because he refused to lower himself and compete with stray cats and dogs, he only had one dinner in three days, and he was spending his fourth day of starvation.

While thinking about it, two customers from the convenience store No.90 and 99 came together.Guan Shengbai corrected his sitting posture, saw the timing of the young couple leaving the convenience store, and let out a "mi" with a milky smell.

The boy approached him, heard the meow, turned his head to look at him, and then turned his head back under Guan Shengbai's expectant gaze.

"Is it cold baby?" The boy asked his girlfriend gently, reaching out his hand to tighten the jacket for her.The girl shook her head and smiled, saying it's okay, let's go home quickly.

I'm cold, I have something to do, and I want to go home too.

Guan Shengbai's whole cat was deflated. The sneeze that he had just suppressed for the sake of the image rushed out of his nasal cavity. He felt as if liquid would flow out of his nose. His brain was frozen by the chill in the air. Time is frozen and I don't know what to do.

Suddenly, a pair of white sneakers and dark blue jeans trousers appeared in the field of vision. He was walking past him at a steady pace, took a step forward and then retreated.

Are you looking at me... Guan Shengbai blinked, and was about to raise his head to act cute, but the owner of this pair of sneakers walked away.

Well, he is the hundredth customer of the convenience store.Guan Shengbai sighed and thought, if I tell the boss, "Your convenience store has a total of [-] customers this afternoon", can the boss see that I am serious about my work and give me something to eat.

But look at today's market... the cat that squatted in front of the convenience store yesterday, it couldn't have squatted for a long time before meeting a kind person like yesterday...

Guan Shengbai suddenly felt that he was simply the embodiment of evil.

I snatched its place today, it will not starve to death.Although I am also very hungry, I will still be more hungry than ordinary cats.

If I had known this was the case, I would have gone to beg elsewhere... Guan Shengbai stepped back from the billboard, found a clean cardboard and lay down.After staying up all night the night before and earning supper and breakfast, Guan Shengbai is now terribly sleepy. Even if he still hasn't gotten a meal, he plans to leave work today.

Life for a stray cat is hard.He thought, small sausage... small sausage... what does it taste like...

It probably has a very fragrant and salty taste, but the taste is not very strong... Thinking about it this way, it seems that an identical small sausage appeared in front of me.

Wait, in front?

Guan Shengbai's half-closed eyes suddenly opened, and less than a foot away from him, a hand with distinct bones appeared, and between the slender and beautiful fingers was a hand that was bigger than the one he saw yesterday. Meat sausage, the first half of the sausage package was neatly torn open, revealing the fresh and tender color of the meat inside.

The owner of the hand was the one hundredth customer of the convenience store - the one wearing white sneakers and dark blue jeans.

"Eat." Seeing that the kitten didn't come over immediately, he said softly, his voice clear and warm.

Guan Shengbai recovered from his daze, stood up quickly, leaned over and bit off all the exposed meat with one bite.

Woohoo, my savior.There is no way to repay the great kindness and virtue.

"Eat slowly, don't worry. It's all yours." The man saw that the kitten in front of him had eaten too much in one bite, and might not be able to take a second bite for a while, so he simply took a piece of toilet paper and put the ham on it, and took out the I bought a small bottle of mineral water, poured some into the bottle cap, put it on the ground in front of Guan Shengbai, and told him softly, "Drink two sips of water after eating."

While chewing ham, Guan Shengbai looked at his "one-in-a-hundred-year-old" benefactor, wearing a white hoodie with a long beige windbreaker, and when squatting down, he carefully picked up the hem of the windbreaker in his hands to prevent it from getting dirty. He looked very gentle Not aggressive, as for the face...

The man lowered his eyes and carefully peeled off the package of the ham.The eyelashes are fine and long, the bridge of the nose is high, and the corners of the lips are smiling, with some upturned arcs.

Well, there are two eyes, one nose and one mouth!Guan Shengbai looked at it for a while, and came to a useless conclusion. In fact, in his opinion, as long as there is no growth on the face, human beings are similar. The difference is that some look comfortable and pleasing to the eye, and some don't look very pleasant to cats.

For example, my benefactor looks very pleasing to the eye!When Guan Shengbai was chewing the sausage, some leaked out from the crack of his mouth, and the man caught it quickly, without any waste.After he finished eating, he licked the palm of his hand twice to show his satisfaction.

"The little guy is so cute." Feeling the kitten's closeness, the man rubbed the back of his neck politely.

"Meow." Have another bite of the sausage!

Guan Shengbai ate a whole ham to keep his life alive, drank another half bottle of water, and his belly was round. He rubbed against the palm of his benefactor, feeling that his life was brighter.

"Little cat, I should go." The man finally straightened Guan Shengbai's fluffy fur, got up and smoothed the folds of the windbreaker, took out a neatly folded mask from his pocket and prepared to put it on, and finally looked down at him with a smile on his face. With a smile: "Then I'm leaving. Take care of yourself, little cat."

"Mi woo!"

"Hi, hello! Excuse me, are you Te!" The man who was about to leave was stopped by a boy who looked like a middle school student. The boy stood two meters away from him, with a reserved look, but it was visible to the naked eye. I was so excited that my hands were shaking.

The man who was stopped was a little surprised at first, then put on a warm smile and nodded slightly: "Hello, I am."

The boy was already stuttering: "You, can you sign me, m... name!" Seeing that the male god nodded in agreement, he hurriedly opened his schoolbag to search for pens and papers.

Xuan Jingzhou took off the mask that he had not worn for a long time, folded it and put it in his pocket. The boy looked up with a pen and paper and saw the gentle and beautiful face of the male god, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, you're wearing a mask That's fine!" Quickly take it, I can't stand it!

"What if I'm pretending?" Xuan Jingzhou took the pen and paper, joked, and thanked solemnly after signing, "Thank you for your support."

"No, no, thank you!!" The boy took the signed notebook, speaking incoherently, "I am a fan of the SY team! SY is really amazing to have you!!"

Xuan Jingzhou chuckled when he heard the words: "Where, we make each other successful."

The boy was about to burst into tears: "Then I won't bother you anymore! Please do your best in the final! Destroy AE!"

"Well, be careful when you go home." Xuan Jingzhou took out his mask and put it on again, before leaving, he added, "The champion will be ours."

It was just a statement in a flat tone, but the boy burst into tears when he heard it.

"Uh woo woo woo woo, our masturbation finally..."

The boy left sobbing, but Guan Shengbai, who was watching, didn't even give him half a look, and his eyes were still fixed on the direction where Xuan Jingzhou left.

It turns out that he is te...

He can carry the whole team in the game, and he is gentle and polite in life.Most importantly, he is willing to stop and give the kitten something to eat! !

Who doesn't like this kind of person?

This is a fairy, right? !

I was fed by a professional player!I even licked his gaming hand!Guan Shengbai felt a strange sense of excitement.

My game skills will definitely improve!He tapped his paws in excitement.