After climbing to the top of the national server, the cat's ears are exposed

After Guan Shengbai prepared the pots and pans and the chopping board, he raised his hands in the air blankly, not knowing what to do.

When he was at Xuan Jingzhou's house during Chinese New Year, he had seen Xuan Jingzhou cook cat food a few times.

But it's one thing to know the eyes, but another thing to know the hands.

What's more, Guan Shengbai didn't even watch the meeting.

After thinking about it, he took out his phone and searched for some breakfast recipes.

The pictures on the recipe are all tempting, but after Guan Shengbai entered with great interest, he found that he didn't know the ingredients.

The spinach and rapeseed are stupidly indistinguishable, and the monosodium glutamate and salt can't be found at first glance.

The more important point is that Xuan Jingzhou obviously hasn't been back to this residence for a while, and the refrigerator is empty after opening, and he doesn't even have the chance to try his luck to choose one of the two.

Guan Shengbai rummaged through the refrigerator and only found two small boxes of milk.

It was only then that he remembered that Xuan Jingzhou didn't cook by himself either. When he was at home, cooking was limited to cat food, but he would order takeaway instead.

This is great, the promised breakfast can't be fulfilled now.

Guan Shengbai pulled the apron on his body, walked out of the kitchen in a daze, and then slumped on the sofa.

He has no money in hand, and he can't order takeaway...

Suddenly, his nose twitched twice.

It is a familiar pleasant fragrance.

Guan Shengbai followed the direction where the smell came from, and finally found a piece of kraft paper in the trash can by the kitchen door.

The trash can was clean, except for this piece of creased kraft paper, with the folded side facing out, revealing some brown powder that hadn't been shaken off.

He squatted down, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

This is... what he smelled yesterday before he fell asleep.

Guan Shengbai frowned and opened his eyes.Carefully picked up the paper, turned it around gently, and looked at it.

The smell of catnip became more intense, rushing into his nostrils.For a moment, Guan Shengbai felt as if he was enveloped by this breath.

It felt surprisingly familiar.

He hesitated, but still took a deep breath.

In the next second, the memory of last night rushed into his brain with a familiar atmosphere.

Tears that were about to fall, cat ears that trembled after being gently rubbed, the first time that there was no warm contact between the waist through the cloth...

There are also the invitations he opened his lips to send to the door, and the liquid dripping down his cheeks in the middle of the night.

Guan Shengbai threw the kraft paper on the ground like an electric shock, got up and took two steps back, his throat was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

The brain has never been as clear as it is now. Everything from going home last night to opening his eyes this morning is like being shot by a movie camera and projected to a 4K screen for him to watch. It still has a 5D effect. The touch is fully restored, giving him an immersive experience...

what the hell experience

Guan Shengbai's mind exploded with a "boom", everything he said and what Xuan Jingzhou answered was lingering in his thoughts and refused to disappear.

——"You know, right?"

——"Well... Actually, I already knew it."

Guan Shengbai took a deep breath and spun around on the spot for a while...

Then rush out the door.

"What? Did Mike Crazy cut it?" In the training room, Wac got up early and started the live broadcast. When he saw the barrage talking about Mike Crazy, he was stunned for a moment, and was shocked: "Why so fast?"

Interstellar Mike Crazy is a column set up by the competition group, which mainly edits the in-team voices of the players of each team during the competition.There are funny jokes, as well as various unimaginable communication methods between teammates during team battles.

[Hahahaha so fast.You go ask your team ad]

[It is said that because there are too many materials, it will take too long to wait for other teams to be together hahahaha]

[I would like to call hip ny a new era e-sports comedian]

"Hahahaha, right!" Wac started laughing before he clicked on the video, and couldn't help but spit out when he saw the title of the video.

[Interstellar Mike Crazy] SY newcomer adc softly turned on the mic: Brother Ye Wang ran slowly Guan Shengbai ran all the way back to the base from Xuan Jingzhou's house, and just went up to the second floor, and heard Wac in the training room from a long distance Scruples laughed wildly.

So early?He looked at the watch on the first floor and admired Wac's perseverance.

He walked to the door, and was about to open the door to go in, when he suddenly heard Wac choking his throat inside, and said in a pretentious way: "Brother Yewang, come and see the next way~~"

It was still early, and there was only Wac in the entire training room. He let himself go, trying to learn Guan Shengbai's tone from the video, but he only learned four different things.

[District D! ! ]

[your own people don't speak]

"Oh no! Why didn't you react like this when Xiao Guan said this?" Wac was dissatisfied, cleared his throat and wanted to do it again on the spot.

Wac was wearing earphones and didn't hear the sound of the training room door being pushed open.

"Hahaha this part!" When the second game was played on the computer, Guan Shengbai wanted to let the opponent's little AD go, but because the opponent's support had already died, he couldn't speed him up, so he died in the middle of the game .

"I didn't say that. Xiaoguan is still young." Smacking his mouth, Wac shook his head seriously, and said with a senior style, "Xiaoguan really softened his heart at that time, and he didn't want to kill the newcomer."

[It’s crazy, you newcomers. ] There is a barrage that is a little hard to see, and sneered.

[People have crazy capital. ] Immediately, a group of bullet screens rose up and attacked.

[The total number of heads in the two mvp games exceeds twelve, isn't that worthy of madness? ]

[The player was still runner-up in last year's regular season. ]

"Hey." Wac glanced at the barrage, and the barrage had already finished what he needed to say, so he didn't speak, but twitched the corner of his mouth disdainfully at the person who started the topic.

Wac didn't turn on the camera, so he missed the last chance to spot someone standing behind him.

Guan Shengbai watched the video silently standing behind him. The subtitles at the bottom were tightly blocked by Wac. He could only guess the current plot through the game screen, but he couldn't see clearly because of Wac's swaying posture.

"Huh..." Wac laughed out of oxygen after watching the video, let out a long breath, took off one earphone to breathe, and suddenly felt that something was wrong behind him.

"wac? What are you doing?" Guan Shengbai asked with a smile.

"Damn it!!" Wac jumped three feet high and almost fell off the chair. He turned his head suddenly and saw Guan Shengbai behind him, closing his eyes and patting his chest, panting wildly, "Why are you walking so silently? ! Are you a cat!"

Guan Shengbai frowned.He is very sensitive to this word now.

[Grass! wac what are you doing!Pay me for my ears! ]

[Deaf, take charge! ! ]

[Whose voice?It sounds nice. ]

[hip ny? ]

Wac didn't have time to watch the barrage at all. He was so frightened that he even forgot that he was still broadcasting live. He stood up and looked behind him while supporting Guan Shengbai's shoulder.

"The captain didn't come back with you?" Wac said in surprise, "Why did he let you run around alone?"

"Huh? It's not like I can't take care of myself...?" Guan Shengbai was puzzled, he waved his hands and said annoyedly, "If you don't mention him, don't mention him."

He's feeling a little... not sure if he's timid or ashamed towards Xuan Jingzhou, but he's not very willing to mention his name.

"What's the matter, is this... did you two quarrel last night?" Wac froze for a moment, and asked tentatively.

This morning he knocked on Shengbai's door to ask him to have breakfast together, but he didn't get a response. Then he realized that the two people probably hadn't returned all night. At that time, he was shocked by Xuan Jingzhou's speed. For a moment, I felt that my captain was a bit... If he didn't sing, he would already be a blockbuster.

Doesn't seem to be the case now?

Wac rubbed his chin and watched Guan Sheng sit back in his seat with a little irritability between his brows, his gaze was a little more probing.

Could it be that... two people disagreed on those matters...?

Or, or... the captain's technique... uh.

Shaking his head violently, Wac slapped his own face to get the outrageous stuff out of his head.

The captain and Xiaoguan have always been very pure/love!As a good teammate of these two, why is he thinking about these things every day!

sin sin.

After calming down for a while, Wac also sat back in his seat.Guan Shengbai is next to him, and to the right of Guan Shengbai are Cheng and pupu who are not there for the time being.

[? ?What did I hear?Arguing at night? ]

[I changed color? ]

[Can you explain why you are so shocked that Tunny didn't follow Team Xuan]

[Reason tells me that there are melons, but emotion tells me that it should not be]

[Should!Why shouldn't it be!Have you ever knocked on Jingxing?Isn't this Jing Xing Ben Xian? ]

[Seal wac as a frontline reporter!Hire it fast! ]

"Damn it." Wac yelled softly, and began to frantically reflect on whether he had missed anything in what he just said.

"It's okay." Guan Shengbai Yu Guang saw the barrage scrolling on his screen, knew what he was talking about, and reminded him in a low voice, "You didn't say anything, I know you are live broadcasting."

"That's good, that's good." Wac turned off the microphone and said reassuringly, "Otherwise I'll be a sinner through the ages."

The barrage has already begun to condemn his behavior of turning off the microphone.

[dog wac!Give Grandpa a listen! ]

[A sunbath let me see your new ad little handsome guy!I'm so hungry!When will he broadcast live! ]

"Next month." Wac turned on the mic and thought for a while, "How about I borrow him in advance to increase the popularity of my live broadcast room?"

[Okay!Mom, what a big boy, why are you so upbeat today! ]

[User 1 casts 1 sunbath]

[hip ny! ]

"Xiaoguan." Wac poked Guan Shengbai's arm, and discussed, "Squad with me? It's not very popular in the early morning, so save the child."

Guan Shengbai blinked, he was upset and wanted to find something to squeeze his mind away, when Wac invited him, he readily agreed.

[Grass, wac, aren’t you a team bully?What tone is this! ]

[Hey guy, you've had your humble day too. ]

[No... you rookies have a high status, you have to ask for a double row with your seniors/doge]

[Wild Genius ad, I love it! ]

"Pfft! Xiaoguan, some people say you are a wild genius ad hahahahaha!"

Guan Shengbai choked for a moment, thought for a while and continued: "Genius AD is fine, but the preceding adjective is unnecessary."

[Butt ny brother! ! ]

[Let sister Kangkang face! ]

[wac will not do business!Turn on the camera! ]

"I'm not my younger brother." Guan Shengbai leaned over to watch the barrage on the Wac screen, and said seriously.

Even though he has lost interest in "wanting younger siblings" now, he still can't accept being called "brother" by others.

[Uh woo woo brother is so cute! ! ]

[Brother brother! (rebellious))]

Brother Unny's voice is clearly...very clear, why is it so cute! ]

[Bite the word w I have listened to Mike crazy dozens of times, hehe, I found that my brother's ending sound is very mellow, and he also likes to turn around a bit, which makes him feel like a spoiled child. ]

"I haven't." Guan Shengbai heard the words, solemn, trying to control his tone, avoiding these questions in the barrage, and said: "I don't act like a baby to others."

["Brother Ye Wang, come and see me on the road~"/Funny]

[Ha ha ha grab the bamboo shoots! ]

[What are you talking about!The captain is not someone else, right/doge]

"..." Guan Shengbai pursed his lips, retracted his body into his chair, and stopped chatting with Wac's barrage.

Xuan Jingzhou...it's definitely not someone else.

But because of this, after discovering that his identity was exposed, Guan Shengbai didn't know how to face him now.

"Xiaoguan, ranking?" Wac interrupted his thoughts, Guan Shengbai came back to his senses, and opened the client to log in to his account.

"Have I not added you as a friend yet?" wac asked.

"Yeah." Guan Shengbai nodded, "Dian Yini...no!"

The Wac side is even more outrageous, and has already typed the pinyin of sailing against the current into the input method box.

[Hmm, Dian Yi is sailing against the current. ]

[I will answer this question, sailing against the current hhhh]

[crooked?Sailing against the current!Are you masturbation's little Tunny? ]

"...I don't have a national service account." Guan Shengbai glanced at the barrage, struggling to explain: "I use the account of sailing against the current to play."

[OK, I'll lend myself]

[How dare you swear this is not your number? /doge]

[You take...you swear on your captain! ]

"I swear!" Guan Shengbai answered without hesitation, and said confidently: "This is really not my number! If it is my number, my captain will never be able to get a wife in his life!"

"Huh?" wac had an expression of "the subway old man's mobile phone".

Although... your captain is indeed unable to find a wife in this life.

Unless you change your personality.

[Xuan Jingzhou:? ]

[Good guy, Yuelao chased and killed you all night. ]

[I recorded /doge, and when the Xuan team retired, I haven’t found a partner, so I private messaged him saying that your team members cursed you hhhh]

"You don't have this chance." Guan Shengbai snorted, and Wac in the group clicked on the queue, and leaned over to watch the barrage.

[That’s right, I analyzed it, and it’s true that Tunny is under the skin of the number Sailing Against the Current, but who registered this number... I’m not sure. ]

[Look at Tunny's naming method 2333.Tuna is totally different from sailing against the current hhh]

[Indeed, if you say sailing against the current is named after Team Xuan, I believe it a little more]

Guan Shengbai was greatly shocked.

Are all the bullet screens this year detectives?

But it reminded him.Before that, he had been trembling with fear, wondering how he would explain the origin of this account if Xuan Jingzhou found out that sailing against the current was a trumpet he had registered but never used.

But if everything is based on the fact that he is a cat, and Xuan Jingzhou himself adopted a cat...it would make sense.

He rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and suddenly felt that falling off a horse wasn't such a serious matter.

"What are you eating?" Wac took out a bunch of snacks from the drawer, opened it and handed it to Guan Shengbai for him to share.

"What's the smell?" Guan Shengbai stepped back slightly.

"Ah? Chocolate biscuits..." Wac took it back and smelled it for a long time, then said blankly, "It's not bad."

"It's not food, it's this packaging bag... No! It's in your drawer!" Guan Shengbai finally recognized the smell, and his expression instantly became terrified.

"Why are you still putting catnip balls in the drawer!!"

Those warm and humid images reappeared irresistibly in his mind, and the touch around his waist seemed to become clear again, Guan Shengbai's face flushed suddenly, and his heart beat faster.

Wac was taken aback by his appearance, closed the drawer in a panic and said with concern, "What's the matter, Xiaoguan?! You're not allergic to catnip, are you? Are you all right? Are you okay?"

Guan Shengbai pushed away the chair, and slowly squatted on the ground covering his face.

Cats are allergic to catnip, how funny.

But can he still come into contact with catnip normally...

I'm afraid, I'm afraid there is no way...

Wac was so frightened that he took out his mobile phone and was about to play 120. Guan Shengbai reached out to stop him, and said sullenly, "I'm fine. Just take it easy..."

"Oh, oh... okay." Wac sat back in his seat, leaned on the armrest to look at him, recalled the previous question, and explained: "Oh, I put the catnip balls because I want to attract the attention of the captain's cat."

Guan Shengbai paused for a moment, not knowing what to say.

"You know the fluffy from the captain's house, right?" Wac said with great interest when talking about cats: "That kitten is so smart. It can even open the door. Sigh... If I don't take a bath with catnip, will fluffy be able to do it?" Like me?"

"No." Guan Shengbai said firmly: "Captain... our cat doesn't like catnip."

wac can't believe it.

"It's true." Guan Shengbai felt that the redness on his face had almost faded, and then slowly got up and sat back on the chair, with a firm tone: "He hates catnip very much!"

"If he smells catnip on you, he might beat you up."

"How do you know?" Wac was dubious.

Guan Shengbai raised his eyebrows: "I know the captain's cat very well!"

"Hiss..." Wac thought for a moment, and felt that he had to follow the advice of this person who had been with Fluffy a lot, and nodded to show that he understood.

The barrage was in shock.

[What happened just now? ?Are you okay, butt ny brother? ]

[What's wrong with my butt ny little brother! ! ]

"Because you called him brother, he was mad." Guan Shengbai slapped his eyes before Wac could explain.

He no longer wanted to hear the word catnip anymore.

From now on, he is the only cat demon who is allergic to catnip.

Both of them were of high rank, and there was no one in line for a short time. They were silent for nearly a minute, and the atmosphere cooled down a bit. Wac could never accept that the place where he was was not full of enthusiasm, touched his chin, and put his hand on Guan Shengbai's shoulder.

"Xiao Guan, have you read the 'Star Mike Crazy' that was just updated this morning?"

Guan Shengbai was vigilant: "I won't read it."

[Hahahaha persecution! ! ]

[Let's see!Looks good! ]

[Everyone really didn't laugh at you!Everyone laughs because you are cute. ]

"That's right." Wac chimed in, and the mouse had already been placed on the history record secretly, "And there is a picture that you absolutely like!"

"Really?" Guan Shengbai was still a little dazed at the moment when he had just cleared the image brought by the smell of catnip.

"Really." Wac has never been so sincere, "Can I skip the part of your wild brother brother and let's not watch it?"

[Team bully is convinced!The team bully gave in! ! ]

[Seriously, what is the origin of the masturbation rookie!The strength of this group of pets? ]

[And what's amazing is that Cheng also tweeted about him every day... Isn't this silly kid getting promoted? ]

[Sometimes we have to admit that this may be a face-seeking world. ]

[Indeed, with Tunny's face, the dean couldn't bear to scold him if he caught him not wearing a school uniform. ]

Guan Shengbai compromised.

wac happily unplugged the earphones and turned it on.

The sentence "Brother Wild King" that made Guan Shengbaishe die the most was the first one, and it was skipped by Wac skillfully.

The number 2 is displayed on the screen, and then the screen changes to the screen in the game.

In the silence, Guan Shengbai's voice sounded, as calm as a machine that has eliminated emotional interference.

"2..."

"1."

The arrow suddenly lit up, and the blade of the long sword turned red, and the originally dark wild area suddenly exploded with silver and red light and shadow, like a gorgeous fireworks.

[Ah, ah, brother, my marriage! ]

[Brother butt ny is serious, I really can't do it]

[What is your name brother!Call me brother]

[This countdown seems to be counting down the firing time of the bullet that sniped my heart. ]

"Pfft..." Hearing his own voice from the stereo, he felt a little awkward at first, Guan Shengbai looked at the barrage, but still couldn't bear it, he chuckled softly, "It's not, it's not..."

"Calm down." Wac also laughed, and was about to take this topic away when Guan Shengbai said.

"I've got a partner, don't keep saying these things."

[? ? ? ]

[?Brother, are you in puppy love? ! ]

[Brother turns 18, it's not considered puppy love...but it's really too early! ! ]

Guan Shengbai smiled and did not speak.

"This, this admits...?" Wac stammered.

Guan Shengbai blinked, and replied calmly: "There is nothing to hide."

"I didn't say who it was." He added in a low voice, blinking slyly.

"Damn... I thought you two had a fight." Wac complained casually.

[Bridge bean sack... who is arguing? ]

[Didn't you just say that the buttocks were arguing with Team Xuan? ]

[Why in the blink of an eye did you become a butt and quarrel with your partner...? ]

[Shouldn't it? ? ? ]

Wac was taken aback for a moment, and belatedly realized that his unguarded mouth had caused trouble again.

"No!" Guan Shengbai, who had no intention of confessing everything now, panicked for a second as Holmes' words got closer to the truth, and raised his voice, "Xuan Jingzhou is not my partner, don't talk nonsense!"

The door of the training room was suddenly pushed open, Guan Shengbai and Wac crowded back together, and Xuan Jingzhou's dusty figure appeared at the door.

They had never seen Xuan Jingzhou like this before, with a flustered expression, a bunch of well-groomed hair sticking out, his clothes were full of wrinkles, and there was a dark tea stain on the inner team uniform.

It was when he was being fed water last night... Guan Shengbai quickly looked away.

"Guan Rongrong...!" Xuan Jingzhou seemed to be running for a long time, his breathing was unsteady, but his voice sounded like a sigh.

He closed his eyes, and his heart, which had been hanging all the way, finally returned to its original position.

"Are you busy?" Xuan Jingzhou's voice returned to the gentleness of the past, as if the person who just pushed the door out of courtesy for the first time had never existed.

Wac turned his head to look at Guan Shengbai, seeing that he was not ready to answer, he hesitated to speak for him: "We are... ranking."

Xuan Jingzhou nodded, exhaled lightly, and took a step back: "Then come and find me next door after you've done this."

"Uh... who is it?" Wac trembled.

These words successfully made Xuan Jingzhou, who had already pushed the door out, stop in his tracks. He turned around with a gentle smile on his face, but it didn't seem to reach his eyes.

"It's all the same." Xuan Jingzhou replied with a smile.

Wac shrunk his neck, looked up at the sky, and suddenly felt...a sense of a storm coming.

Of course, the wind and rain will definitely not wet the deaf and dumb captain's family next to him at all.

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, I hope that Xiaoguan will be lenient in his confession, so that he can live a life of sleeping in the humanoid hug at night (confirmed)

Also, which one is more interested in, Kangkang, the pre-receiver of the column?

(I didn't mean to say that this book is about to end! It's just that I have a preparation in advance!)

Or if I’m really not interested, I have something else(??)

——感谢在2021-04-1723:58:16~2021-04-1823:46:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 piece of almond tofu;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Fathead Fish; 18 bottles of Bushiqing; 15 bottles of Raphim_kv and Miao Yuxi; 12 bottles of Zhimo Lixia; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!