After climbing to the top of the national server, the cat's ears are exposed

It's not been a day or two since this group of barrages are not serious.

So he turned his head away as if nothing had happened, and turned his eyes to pupu again, but he didn't know that this action exposed his ears that were more red than his cheeks to the camera.

[Sloppily... the roots of your ears are really red, baby! ]

[Don't hide, don't pretend, blushing can't be hidden hhhh]

[How do you say that……?Can't hide two things?One is blushing and the other is liking?or something? ]

[It doesn't matter, it must be these two kinds! ]

The barrage was full of enthusiasm, and every time Guan Shengbai blushed, his posture seemed to be enough for them to talk about it for three days and three nights.

Suddenly, a hand with sharp bones stretched out from the camera, picked up Guan Shengbai's large sweater hat, and buckled it on his head, covering the color that was repeatedly pondered by the barrage. The movements were gentle and careful, but not intolerable. Doubt.

[? ?who! ]

The seat next to unny is Wac...?No, it’s strange]

[hateful!Give me the hat off! ]

Guan Shengbai also looked back suspiciously, and couldn't help chuckling after seeing the person's face clearly.

"Why?"

"Protect your live broadcast room." The invisible person in the video replied with a smile.

[Oh, Xuan Jingzhou, it's all right...]

[Gone in a dingy way.jpg]

[What does it mean to protect the live broadcast room? ]

[Prevent the barrage and continue to diverge your thinking... These lsps have no bottom line/doge]

[Xuan Jingzhou is a liar!You said it was to protect Tunny's live broadcast room, why don't you take your hand back! ]

[Clearly want to protect myself...cough, team member/funny]

[Although, I remember that Tunny and Te both have girlfriends...why do you still...can still be like this]

[This requires the two parties to reflect on it hhh]

[About this... In fact, both Tunny and Te only said that they have a relationship, and they never used the term girlfriend at all... (Thinking)]

[And just, how should I put it. I don't know about Tunny, but shouldn't Te be his first love?When I see other people's old houses on fire, I can't wait to tell the whole world about my object balabala...]

[And every live broadcast of Te is full of traces of Tunny (pushing glasses.jpg)]

Here, Guan Shengbai was not watching the barrage at all, but shook his head helplessly and said to pupu: "The skills I talked about in the live broadcast...they all said they didn't learn it."

Pupu was covering his mouth and laughing wildly at the Sherlock Holmes barrages in Guan Shengbai's live broadcast room, when Guan Shengbai suddenly dragged the topic back, he took a while to remember what he had to say earlier.

"Oh, so I said you should just teach them less." Pupu said: "You may not believe it, but there are really a lot of people, how can I put it...just learn it, and then go to the rankings to make a name for yourself Said to lead the teammates to fly, but actually pull the teammates to dive and score together.”

[hhhh Indeed, the diamond rank has been particularly scourgeed. ]

[Your Majesty!It's been a long time since diamonds imitated Tunny! !Stop it, Your Majesty! ]

Seeing Guan Shengbai, pupu couldn't believe it, stomped his feet and said, "That's right! Pupu, I'll find you a wonderful live broadcast theme today!"

Guan Shengbai looked willing to hear more about it.

"I'll give you a diamond account, we'll be in duo, and you'll play as a support." Pupu said, he had already dug out his own small account book, and while searching for a suitable account, he said: "Today, I have to take this account with you." You see how people learn from you."

"Do you know what life is like for me who never saw a reliable shooter again!"

In the end, although Guan Shengbai accepted pupu's proposal, he still firmly refused to play support.

"I don't know how to play support!" Guan Shengbai was even about to take out his number of sailing against the current to prove to him that there is really no support in his hero pool, but suddenly remembered that there were nearly ten supporters on the number of sailing against the current. wild hero.

And he doesn't want to play in the jungle.

"Can I play mid laner?" In desperation, Guan Shengbai could only negotiate terms, "If I meet the kind of shooter you mentioned, I will trade with you!"

"It's a good deal." Pupu said vigilantly: "No more off-site assistance!"

"Yeah, okay, okay." Guan Shengbai readily agreed.

[Hey, what is off-field assistance?]

"Off-court assistance...huh." Pupu slapped the table and said, "Speaking of this, I'll reveal it to you today, masturbation newcomer! Substitute shooter Tunny! This guy's team bully... no, bullying...? Uh It's not like this..."

"Pride and pride." Wac has been paying attention to the topic on their side, but he was unable to join the team before. Now that the game is over, opening his mouth immediately seems to unlock the seal, and the opening is a precise description.

Guan Shengbai's expression changed, and he lowered his head as if he couldn't bear to look directly at him for a while.

Pupu slapped his thigh when he heard the words, and said, "I'm proud of being favored by my opponent! I'm here to tell you about the daily life of this person who is so proud of being favored by him!"

"Whose favorite?" Pupu looked at the barrage in Guan Shengbai's live broadcast room, and dared not say anything: "Are you surfing the Internet on 2G? Who else can you rely on? Our captain's!"

[Tell me in detail, I am not short of that traffic/doge]

[pupu go to start a live broadcast and say in his live broadcast room, I will give you a gift hhhh]

"That can't be done." Pupu said with a serious face: "Is my pupu the kind of person whose teammates gossip and make money as a gimmick?"

"It's hard to tell." Wac chuckled and said, "If the captain isn't here, then you must be."

"Brother wac, you betrayed our revolutionary friendship."

"Damn, nonsense!" Wac shrugged, "I'm just an honest and excellent SY player, right, captain!" After finishing speaking, he looked at Xuan Jingzhou next to him as if claiming credit.

Xuan Jingzhou smiled without saying a word.

Seeing that he didn't intend to stop him, pupu was overjoyed and became bolder.

"Just a while ago, SY didn't have a game for five days, and then the three of us played board games on a whim. If we lost, it would be truth or dare." I told many people in exactly the same way, and a large paragraph of words was cadenced and unstuck.

[sy really loves to play truth or dare 23333]

[Probably because of the good relationship within the team_(:3/_)_]

[I also think that if AE and FXT... play this, it may be escalated into a criminal case, maybe hhhh]

"Then Xiaoguan was unlucky that day! Of course, the premise of the unlucky is that he is too good at playing board games..." Pupu held back his laughter, and continued slowly: "One night, I played ten games in three hours. , can he have... seven or eight rounds if he loses?" As he spoke, he probed Wac to confirm the exact data.

"Eight rounds." Wac rubbed his chin and said, "It was supposed to be nine rounds, but Pupu and I really couldn't see it, so we put some water on him."

[Hahahaha#星精航professional league genius ad player actually lost nine out of ten rounds in this game#]

[Grass, what kind of board game is too scary 23333]

"I won't talk about board games...otherwise I will charge advertising fees." Pupu pissed off, then turned back to the topic and continued: "Xiao Guan, who always loses eight rounds, will draw eight truth-or-dare."

"He's really unlucky. I swear my Truth or Dare deck isn't a tricky one, it's all embarrassing questions or social-dare-dare decks."

"However, Xiaoguan can be drawn."

[Hahahahahaha]

[So is there any serious truth/funny.Come and listen! ]

"Yes, there are, not only there are but also a lot." Pupu thought for a while and said, "There are four or five out of eight...?"

"Four." Wac added, "but it's too personal to say."

[Why do you know so clearly, hahaha! ]

Wac raised his eyebrows: "Because I recorded it, I'm now at the top of the food chain with Tunny in my hand." After that, he glanced at Guan Shengbai, who already had a look of "I'm dead, don't disturb", Shaking his head obediently after being cheap, he sighed and said, "Didn't you realize that the Tunny kid...has a lot of respect for his brother Wac?"

[The respect you are talking about refers to Mike Crazy, the way a certain SY mid laner treats Tunny whenever he is called /doge]

[The respect you mentioned means that in the interview after the game, Tunny said that the worst thing he said recently was "the dog Wac stole my dried fish snacks" hhh]

[Tell me a joke, brothers and sisters in the sy team are respectful/funny]

Wac stopped, didn't know how to refute this, so he could only say in a deflated voice: "Anyway, it's hard to say. If I told you, the captain and Xiaoguan will mix doubles with us. I still want to live a healthy life." until retirement."

[Although, doesn't this mixed doubles refer to men and women? ]

[And it seems that it is generally used when parents beat children hhhh]

[wac: In this team, I decided to downgrade myself. ]

[Correct topic, crooked topic, 23333 Continue to talk about how to be so arrogant! ]

Pupu laughed so hard on the other side, he barely opened his mouth and stumbled to describe: "In short, Xiao Guan was unlucky enough to get a lot of social death adventures."

"Originally, he gritted his teeth and did the first three, but the last one is really...puh ha ha ha ha!" Pupu laughed a little out of breath, lying on the table with his shoulders trembling wildly, "Xiaoguan, you can say it yourself hahaha I can't gone."

Guan Shengbai gritted his teeth, and under the threat of Wac's expectant gaze...and the mobile phone he was shaking back and forth in his hand, he spoke vaguely.

"... cat ears... come out..."

[What did the pangolin say.jpg]

[Speak up baby!Can't hear it! ]

[Be bold, brother Meng, our Wac has already mastered the weakness of low scores!Come repeat it aloud with me: Tunny!Why is there such a voice!Haven't you eaten at noon? ]

[House management SY-Te muted how daring a person is, and the duration of the silence is 10 minutes. 】[Grass, grass!I copied it all into the chat box!Fortunately, it didn't come out! ! ]

[hateful!Is this the princeling of sy! /make a fist]

[Be sober, this might have to be called Husband and Wife Party. ]

[So, so do you dare to ask what hip ny just said...]

"In short... ah, in short, it is a very deadly, very deadly big adventure." Pupu performed a face-changing Sichuan opera on the spot, his smile stopped for a second, and he bravely continued to condemn.

"Then Contestant Tunny wanted to avoid punishment! He even secretly communicated with Contestant Te for the song! Let Te knock on the door and call him away!"

"No, something really happened!" Guan Shengbai defended.

"Nonsense." Pupu said with complicated eyes and righteous words.

"I remember clearly that the captain's original words at that time were obviously only 'Why are you still awake so late'!"

"Then you just follow along! That big adventure has been owed!"

[Hmmmm? ?Why do you have to follow your captain when you sleep, little player Tunny? ]

[Something is wrong, you two are really wrong...]

[To tell you the truth, brother Moe, I'm already numb... When these two people really openly say "well, my partner is Tunny/Te", I'm not surprised orz]

Guan Shengbai was hit hard by the pupu and the barrage on both sides, and without thinking about it, he smashed the jar and said: "It will be fine after the spring competition is over! If the spring competition is the first, it will be honored!"

Pupu's eyes lit up, and he repeated: "Are you sure?"

"Sure, sure..." Guan Shengbai covered his eyes with one hand, and said in a painful tone, "So when can we start ranking?"

"The viewers and friends in the live broadcast room are all witnesses! Remember to remind him after the spring game!" After Zhang Luo finished, pupu sat back his chair in his seat contentedly, and said comfortably: "There will be no queue today! I can't take this A good mood is wasted on losing ranks! Wait until the spring game is over, and it will be over!"

Guan Shengbai also coughed lightly and said: "Then... the diamond-rank players who are learning skills in the live broadcast room, there is still a week left, work hard, and finally be able to slap Pupu in the face!"

[Don't wait a week, isn't it the last match of SY Spring Split in three days?As long as you don't lose in the last game, who can catch up with your unbeaten points. ]

[Advance cheers for the big adventure of hip-ny cat ears or something! ! ]

[Is there any reward for hitting pupu in the face hhhh]

"It's okay." Guan Shengbai thought for a while and asked, "What reward do you think is better?"

[sign! ]

[Around the team? ]

[The buttocks are on the top? ]

[sy day trip? /funny]

Seeing these two barrages, Guan Shengbai frowned slightly, and said in doubt, "These two...do they look familiar."

[Laughing to death, you won the prize, son!Small sailing boat!It's yourself hhhh]

[I'm here to send a voice: "Ah, I won the lottery! I want to open a bronze trumpet..." /Funny]

[Thinking about it now, the masturbation one-day tour that I said at the time seems to have come true 2333]

[Even overfulfilled the task hahaha]

"Directly upgrade to masturbation for one year." Guan Shengbai answered with a smile.

[ah?Butt ny cub, you signed the contract for one year? ]

"Yeah... that's right." Guan Shengbai nodded, wondering: "Isn't it right?"

[I can't say it's wrong... It's just that I thought it would start at least two years ago. ]

[I thought so too.Didn't SY take the opportunity to seize such a strong shooter? ]

[It is well known that rookies are the easiest to be deceived... It is not uncommon for talented players to sign a contract to work and retire. ]

[Sy has a big heart...]

[sy-te: I proposed to sign for a year first. 】

【SY-Te: He is still young, I don't want to tie him down for too long on one thing. 】 "What you love and what I want, how can it be called binding." Guan Shengbai said with his eyes bent.

"Little fool." Xuan Jingzhou laughed lightly from a seat away: "I want you to try more things..."

"Myself?" Guan Shengbai puffed his cheeks, worried that it was a live broadcast, so he didn't go any further.

Xuan Jingzhou glanced sideways at him, lowered his eyes and chuckled lightly, and didn't speak any more.

Time flies by, and in the blink of an eye, it's the last match of SY's spring split this year. The opponent is the old strong team MTA.

In the waiting room before the game, Hu Kaixin flipped through his notebook and said, "I looked at the score sheet today... If we win this one, we will be the champions of the Spring Split. If we lose, it will depend on AE's performance." .”

"AE's momentum this year is quite good... If I remember correctly, I lost a game?" Wac said.

The old counselor nodded: "Yes, we only lost that game."

"Let me tell you... the first game against us is actually cheaper for them." Pupu nestled on the sofa and said, "I heard that after losing the game with us, AE changed a coach, and on the first day he took office He scolded all the members of their team... Didn't you see that King hasn't been making a fuss for a while?"

"It turns out that the coach of AE really can't suppress those idiots." The old man sighed softly and said, "But his ability is still remarkable."

"Coach, do you feel something right now?" TP leaned over and said, "For example, things like 'ah, it's good to stay in masturbation'... eh!"

The old counselor didn't turn his head back, and knocked a book on TP's head.

Wac still didn't learn his lesson, and shouted loudly in a half-assed voice: "In SY, the coach can even use violence to communicate with the players in daily life...Ahh!"

TP's troubled brother immediately appeared.

"Speaking of business, AE's strength has indeed increased after the makeover." The assistant coach smoothed things over and said, "If you're facing off against each other in the summer split, be careful."

"It's all about the summer split, assistant coach..." Pupu resisted with a long voice: "Can't we imagine the offseason activities before the summer split together... Hey!"

PUPU is honored to be the third one today, and there is a high probability that it will be the last one to be "wonderful" by the old counselor.

Because of the remaining three, Xuan Jingzhou, as the captain, has always been very measured, and he doesn't know how to make jokes, while Guan Shengbai always stays with him, so naturally there are fewer opportunities to participate in making jokes, and Cheng...

"Honestly. If it weren't for the mismatch in age and gender, I would have thought Cheng was the illegitimate child of the captain and Xiao Guan..."

When the competition team came in carrying the camera, they heard Wac's unrepentant joke, and both sides were stunned.

"That...the microphone hasn't been turned on yet..." wac tentatively asked.

The people in the competition group stood there in embarrassment and shook their heads.

"It's on, it's still a live broadcast..."

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Beijie Zhuojiu; 40 bottles of grapefruit; 10 bottles of Maoshangye; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!