Small saccharin

In the morning, Zhuang Jiuxi woke up from his sleep.

He sat on the bed, staring blankly out of the window, his thoughts gradually returning to his mind, everything that happened last night appeared frame by frame before his eyes, especially...

"Crack!"

The sound of broken figures.

"Wow!" Zhuang Jiuxi grabbed his hair and made a sound of collapse, then took out his mobile phone and vented a Weibo message: "My wife is gone [crying] [crying] [crying]"

A few minutes later, the following has been flooded with hundreds of messages.

There are not so many fans replying on weekdays, but today's melon is a bit too exciting, which is particularly eye-catching.

【What?Is the anchor married? Is this being green? 】

【It should be Luna, didn't the figure just arrived home yesterday...】

【Broken? 】

Zhuang Jiuxi picked out a message from a loyal fan, and replied tearfully: [It is said that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are at odds. Dare to speak. 】

Netizens who thought he was green immediately burst out laughing, the co-author is really a figure, as expected of you, the dead otaku Zhuang Jiuana who stays in the haunted house day and night without going out!

[It's normal for the old man not to accept new things, just don't let him see them when you buy them next time. 】

[3000 yuan... that's my village's half life! 】

【Bah, you guys are still comforting him, this scumbag is afraid to speak when he sees his wife dying right in front of his eyes, he is obviously Ma Baonan! 】

[Ma Baonan! 】

[Ma Bao male 10086! 】

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

He thought about it, and finally had to admit, "Whoa, I seem to be Ma Baonan..."

Since then, anchor Zhuang has such a funny new nickname.

Throughout the day, he appeared listless.

For this reason, many evil shoots specially rewarded him to comfort him: go buy a new one, this time don't let the old man see it!

Zhuang Jiuxi thought, Brother Gui is not his own father, but he is more stubborn than his own father.

And it's easy to find out where it's hidden.

Thinking of this, Zhuang Jiuxi drooped his head and said, "Forget it, I'm just a baby boy, so I don't dare to buy any more."

He was also playing this trick himself, which made everyone burst into laughter.

At seven o'clock in the afternoon, Zhuang Jiuxi dropped the broadcast on time.

He sat in the living room, stretched his waist, and was about to exercise his muscles and bones. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a 1.5-meter paper man walking down the stairs, and his movements were quite flexible.

"Da'er," he waved his hand towards Bai Youlin, and called out affectionately, "Our family has a fish self-consciousness, and it happens that Dad is hungry, let's go stew a fish."

The enslaved Guitong said with a grimace, "Fish stew is fine, I want points, I want diamonds!"

Hmm... It's easy to learn bad and difficult to learn good, Bai Youlin has successfully become an Internet addicted gamer.

Zhuang Jiuxi nodded without hesitation, and said, "Okay, Dad will take you to Oita!"

Guitong scorned and snorted: "You were brought up by others!"

"Nonsense, this game is not suitable for an old man in his early twenties like me!" Zhuang Jiuxi snorted coldly and said, "I have other ways to get you higher points. If you don't believe me, forget it, and the phone will be confiscated."

Guitong subconsciously hugged the mobile phone in his arms, cursing as he walked towards the kitchen, "What kind of unreliable things are these?"

When he thought of the task assigned by the madman, his head hurt even more.

Zhuang Jiuxi's brain circuit is obviously abnormal, otherwise he wouldn't have felt it at all. What is the origin of Li Gui's subtle pampering towards him, and how can he enlighten the other party...

Certainly not straight up.

If he was frightened and self-defeating, he would really die at the hands of this madman.

Eh, I feel sore.

Bai Youlin shook his head, fished out a live fish from the water tank, knocked it out skillfully, and started cooking.

The big boy's cooking skills were all forced out by his scumbag father.

A whole fish is served on the table. The fish skin is crispy, the fish meat is tender and soft, and the rich and salty soup can also be used to mix rice.

After eating two big bowls, Zhuang Jiuxi fell on the chair and couldn't move. Looking at the ghost boy next to him, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I never thought that one day, I would get a cheap elder brother without getting married."

After all, he is an unmarriageist.

Guitong, the cheap son who was enslaved, looked at him with a gloomy face, "I... want...to get... points!"

Zhuang Jiuxi looked more and more pleasing to the eye, and immediately said proudly: "No problem, take the number!"

Ghost boy:? ? ?Are you serious?

He turned on his phone suspiciously, looked at the game, and then looked at the unreliable Zhuang Jiuxi. Can this thing really win him?

Zhuang Jiu's analysis of vegetables was outraged, of course not.

but……

He ordered a companion to play with.

The national service is the king of the wild, with strength leading the way.

Not to mention Zhuang Jiuxi's kind of badass, even Bai Youlin gave away thirty heads in one game, but it couldn't stop the game from winning.

Liegou looked at the wild king who was killing people in shock, "It can still be like this, does this count as cheating?"

"Of course not, I spend money!"

Zhuang Jiuxi said confidently: "It costs 7 yuan for a game, if it weren't for you being a free laborer...ah no, you are my big brother, can I spend this money?"

"Seven yuan a game? Then playing ten games today is 70 yuan..."

Bai Youlin looked at him with shocked eyes, as if he didn't expect that one day, this stingy man would spend money for himself.

Yewang's voice came from Team Mai on the other side of the game: "Boss, are you still fighting?"

"Fight," Zhuang Jiuxi turned on the team microphone, and said calmly, "Go ahead."

A new round of the game has begun.

However, ever since he found out that he spent money to play with him, Bai Youlin's mood was very delicate, especially the opposite Ye Wang was eighteen years old, with a nice voice and superb skills...

His mission suddenly flashed across Guitong's mind, and he had an idea, turned off the game microphone, and asked Zhuang Jiuxi in a low voice: "Do you think that our behavior of spending money to find someone to play with is quite like whoring... ...And there are two big men who found a little duck.”

"What kind of big man are you? At most, father and son go whoring together."

Zhuang Jiuxi complained calmly, and then said solemnly: "Of course it doesn't count. If you don't know, the wild king brother who flew us is playing with skills, and real ducks are not like this."

Bai Youlin: "What is that like?"

Zhuang Jiuxi really gave him a popular science: "I know that there is a kind of offline companionship, which does not require skills but only requires that the companion's younger brother is good-looking. In the city where I live, I get a few thousand dollars for a room in a hotel and play games with the boss for one night.”

As he said, he gave a thumbs up, "This kind of thing is...you know!"

Bai Youlin blurted out: "The boss is a man or a woman?"

"There are men and women."

"Isn't that..." Bai Youlin guided him in a low voice, "Homosexuality?"

Zhuang Jiuxi gave him a strange look: "Originally, there are female bosses who order girls to play with. In this era, gays and lesbians are commonplace, and people are more paper-sexual and asexual. And my kind of money sex."

I know a lot.

Bai Youlin was silent, he found that Zhuang Jiuxi was not a straight guy who knew nothing, he knew everything, but his brain circuit was a straight tube, he would rather bend it than bend it.

So it never occurred to him that his golden thighs thought of him that way.

A long way to go.

The ghost boy sighed.

Zhuang Jiuxi looked at Hao Daer's worried face with a strange look on his face, what's wrong with Youyu, and asked if Duck is gay again?

Today's topic, why are gays so gay?

After asking, he still had such a serious expression.

Zhuang Jiuxi continued to play the game calmly, but his brain had already been activated.

At ten o'clock in the evening, when the game was over, Bai Youlin was forced to go back to the third floor. Zhuang Jiuxi immediately threw the phone away, stood outside and shouted softly, "Brother Ghost! Something happened to Brother Ghost!"

The figure of Mr. Li Gui quietly appeared, with a gloomy face, watching him quietly.

The little brat didn't remember the vengeance of killing his wife at all, and he was a bit like a baby boy, so he immediately swayed over at this moment.

He still had a serious expression on his face, and told the other party in a tense tone: "Brother Gui, do you know that my big boy suddenly asked me about homosexuality today!"

Mr. Li Gui froze when he was about to touch his head, the man withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, and his voice lowered unnaturally: "And then?"

Zhuang Jiuxi sighed, with a worried look on his face, and said, "I'm not very optimistic. Youyu might be a gay guy."

Mr. Li Gui looked at him expressionlessly, "Oh."

Zhuang Jiuxi looked at him as if it had nothing to do with him, shook his head again, and continued to sigh: "Forget it, you don't understand these things, I'd better go talk to my eldest son."

With that said, he was about to go upstairs.

Mr. Li Gui watched his back, his purple eyes were deep and dim, and he suddenly asked, "If he is indeed, what should you do?"

Zhuang Jiuxi turned around and said as a matter of course: "Of course, we must first confirm that he is an illusion on the spur of the moment, or be serious. The most important thing is to care about his mental health. As for the others..."

"If he likes to be gay, so be it. He's a ghost anyway. No matter whether his wife is male or female, he doesn't have to have children, which is quite convenient."

The more I talk, the more I feel like an enlightened parent.

Zhuang Jiuxi went upstairs happily.

The ghost behind him flickered and disappeared.

Gui Tong was meditating in the corner of the third floor, and suddenly felt dark, and immediately became vigilant, and soon saw an unexpected guest appearing, it was the crazy ghost.

Bai Youlin blurted out: "I have to take this task slowly, not in a hurry..."

Mr. Li Gui looked at him expressionlessly, and said, "Now he suspects that you are gay."

Bai Youlin had a question mark on his forehead:? ? ?

What the hell is this? It's none of his business!

"I'm not!"

Unexpectedly, the task was not completed, and his innocence was slandered, so he jumped up childishly and wanted to find Zhuang Jiu to analyze the theory.

Mr. Li Gui pushed him over with one hand, lowered his head, looked at him with purple pupils, and said coldly in a statement tone: "You are."

"I……"

Just as Gui Tong was about to refute, he suddenly sensed his terrifying aura, choked, and replied with tears in his eyes: "Okay, I am."

Only then did Mr. Li Gui let him go, and said flatly: "It's up to you."

crunch.

The sound of the door being pushed open.

The black shadow of Mr. Li Gui disappeared without a trace at the same time, without a trace.

Immediately afterwards, Zhuang Jiu analyzed the probe, walked in tiptoe, and muttered in a low voice: "Son, Dad feels like a ghost has hit the wall. It is obviously three flights of stairs. I walked six times before I came up. Is there a place in this house?" There are other ghosts playing tricks on me."

...It must be your ghost brother who is messing with you.

Guitong said blankly: "Let your ghost brother take care of them."

"Well, it makes sense, but why is your expression so ugly?" Zhuang Jiuxi looked at Cheap Daer's face with concern, and asked tentatively, "Is there something bothering you? You can talk to me about it."

"……have,"

Bai Youlin gritted his teeth, resisting the urge to kill him, and forced a smile, and said, "Do you have any books about the same sex..."

Hearing this, Zhuang Jiuyan showed such an expression as expected, and said seriously: "Yes, yes, yes! Don't be afraid if you have fish, Dad will ask you now!"

After he finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message in the Two-dimensional group: "Do you have any recommendations for pornographic websites? It's not me, it's my son. He wants to verify whether he is gay or not."

The group was instantly swiped:

?

???

? ? ? ? ?

"Son, brother, you are only in your early twenties!"

"Zhuangzhuang, go to Jinjiang to have a look."

"Go to Jinjiang, go to Haitang! I'll send you the link privately. This will definitely work. It will immediately make you aware of your sexual orientation!"

The last girl was extremely fast, and sent Haitang's link privately to Zhuang Jiuxi in a snap.

Zhuang Jiuxi thanked him, and then sat down beside Youyu, with a dignified posture of doing academic research, and said, "Come, let's take a look and learn together."

Youyu originally had an expression of lovelessness, but was infected by his serious attitude, sat down unconsciously, lowered his head, and looked at the phone screen seriously.

Then, Zhuang Jiuxi clicked on the link.

Accompanied by the appearance of the website's big loge, there are a variety of novels that catch the eye, and what are the keywords on them...

Bisexual￥%... Big breasts#￥% always suffer from #￥% meat @##￥￥% soft little beauty @#￥% squeezed dry @￥￥%

The expressions of the academic research father and son group froze in unison.

Why don't these things look very serious?

The father and son looked at each other, they both had the same idea, then Zhuang Jiuxi hesitantly clicked on an article, and with the slow loading, the content finally came into view.

1 minutes later

There was the sound of retching in the room.

Zhuang Jiuxi was bent on taking the first step, and immediately began to fear homophobia.