Small saccharin

Late night

Zhuang Jiuxi was sitting on the carpet with his small wooden board in his arms, and next to him was the writing brush he had found after he escaped death. The young man had a serious face, and his mind was full of images of ghosts tearing up the black mist and eating gracefully.

"Brother Gui is so handsome—!" Zhuang Jiuxi clenched his fists vigorously. Not only did he not have the shock of escaping from death, but he was excited and passionate, "It will be great if I can be so cool after I die .”

Do not……

Thinking of this, he looked down at his small body, and suddenly realized that even if he died, he would probably end up being eaten by ghosts along with those ghosts.

Forget it, he still doesn't want to die, save this little life to hug Brother Gui's golden thigh, he can still live extremely well in the haunted house!

Maybe if you coax the big boss well, they can still cooperate?

Zhuang Jiuxi couldn't help but start imagining the future, the scene of being able to enslave ghosts and goblins to work for him...

In his mind, those evil spirits had all turned into free slaves.

Thinking of this, he couldn't wait to take out a brush and dip it in ink, and prepared an inscription on the polished wooden board.

Since he didn't know the format, he also deliberately searched how other people wrote it, and then changed the name on it very easily, and finally wrote a line on the wooden board:

——Test the lotus position of Mr. Li Gui first.

Yes, he set up a tablet for Brother Gui.

Zhuang Jiuxi carefully looked at the tablet that had been written. Yes, there was no typo. Finally, he happily carried it to the table in the corner of the restaurant.

Then pay the protection fee... Ah no, when the offering is made, Brother Gui will know that it is a tribute left for him!

next day

For the sake of performance, Zhuang Jiuxi got out of bed early in the morning to start a live broadcast.

It just started broadcasting, not many netizens came in, and the freshness of the first day has passed, so after a while, the number of online viewers is only 30 people.

It was also expected.

Zhuang Jiuxi was not in a hurry, he put the selfie stick by the window of the restaurant, and then ate bread for breakfast by himself.

"Is the life in a mansion so simple? Fortunately, the anchor's appearance is online, and it looks like a meal."

Some netizens joked, but with the natural rotation of the selfie stick, the surrounding scenery came into view, and there was only a moment of wonder.

The live broadcast room also slowly became active.

A fan from yesterday asked curiously, "Anchor, have you polished your plank yet?"

"It's finished," Zhuang Jiuxi replied casually, "but I can't show it to you." He carefully placed it in a blind spot where the camera couldn't see it.

Netizen: ? ? ?

Gan!What are the water friends in our Tangtang live broadcast room that can't watch!

Not long after, new netizens clicked into the live broadcast one after another timidly, and asked carefully, "Is this the biggest haunted house live broadcast in Suizhou?"

"Everyone is so courageous, won't you be afraid to see this?"

The topic unknowingly turned to "Haunted House" itself.

An old fan from yesterday immediately became alert when he saw this, and immediately went to stop him: "What's so scary? Enough, don't talk about this topic, I'm afraid if we continue talking..."

"I'm afraid that the host will play inspirational songs again to spoil the atmosphere =="

"Huh?" Zhuang Jiuxi paused his hand just as he was about to open the musical instrument, and asked suspiciously, "Don't you like listening to Jing Zhong Bao Guo? Then change it to satisfy you."

In the next second, a resonant song rang out beamingly: "Congratulations on getting rich~ Congratulations on being wonderful, the best ones please come here and the bad ones please go away~ Don't blame the many people..."

"..."

"........."

"…………"

New fan: "Ah... I finally understand why you are not afraid."

The atmosphere is really festive.

Ignoring the sand sculpture netizens, Zhuang Jiu pondered for a while, and dug out the snack video he found on the Internet last night from his phone.

Yes, he's going to do it himself.

According to the routines of Internet articles and film and television dramas he is familiar with, and then analyzing the actual situation, Zhuang Jiuxi judged that this Mr. Ghost must have been dead for many, many years. He was trapped in the villa for so long before he had such a human companion. Must be very lonely.

And at this time, if he cooks some delicacies and invites the other party to share, let the ghost who has been lonely for thousands of years feel the breath of fireworks in the world again...

Are you afraid that you won't be able to impress the other party and become the golden-finger grandfather of the hero of the original starting point?

Zhuang Jiuxi walked into the kitchen, opened the 12-square-meter large refrigerator, and suddenly a food warehouse like a small supermarket was captured by the camera.

Every day, there will be dedicated staff to replace fresh fruits and vegetables. The creamy strawberries are bright and dripping, and the cherries are plump and round like black pearls. Each fruit has its own fruit layer and does not interfere with each other.

Zhuang Jiuxi found a grapefruit on the bottom floor, took it out, peeled and washed it, squeezed the grapefruit flesh into juice, and prepared to stir fry it.

The netizen asked curiously: "What is the anchor doing?"

"Make grapefruit candy."

"??? Are we concerned about a food anchor?"

When they heard that he was going to cook delicious food, most of the netizens in the live broadcast room were very disappointed. Everyone was waiting to see your live broadcast of the mansion. Who would be interested in cooking!

"Annoyance, I can already imagine the next routine, cook delicious food, amaze everyone, and then start selling Internet celebrity grapefruit candies at a high price in the live broadcast room... What's the point!"

"In the final analysis, the haunted house is just a gimmick, isn't it a new type of marketing to promote internet celebrities?"

"Snapped--!"

The wok fried.

Puffs of smoke appear in front of the camera.

Netizen: ...?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

He frantically turned off the fire, then decisively threw the beard stubble in the pot into the trash can to destroy the body, and at the same time frowned and reprimanded:

"Stop arguing, I'm just patronizing to watch you pour cold water, I didn't even notice the heat of the frying pan!"

The netizens in front of the screen were shocked by his righteous words: "How can the anchor be so shameless?"

"Do you believe it or not!"

Zhuang Jiuxi said sonorously and forcefully: "I will do it again seriously to show you and prove myself!"

Netizens are skeptical.

then……

This time there was indeed no fryer.

But the fried grapefruit candy is black and black.

The live broadcast room has been full of laughter, and the new netizen didn't know why, and hurriedly asked if he went to the wrong room. Is such a happy atmosphere really a haunted house live broadcast room?

No, this is the live broadcast of The Big Bang Theory.

Zhuang Jiuxi's complexion was already darker than that of the smashed grapefruit candy. It's a shame, it's a shame, he reached out to turn off the live broadcast.

Coincidentally at this time, the screen exploded with a pattern of ice cream, followed by several hot pots.

System: [Netizen "Raising a Cat" invites the anchor to eat ice cream x6, PS: xswl, it looks better than selling sugar or frying the kitchen! 】

[Netizen "Want to Kill Yuangou" invites the anchor to eat hot pot x2, PS: None! 】

【Netizen XXXXXX】

……

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

Serious food anchors, if you want to take off the pass, all of you came to reward me once I fried the kitchen, what is this?Is this humiliating?

Tolerable or unbearable!

But Zhuang Poor can bear it.

Seeing the glittering renminbi entered into the account, Zhuang Jiuxi's dark face instantly blossomed into spring, and he smiled brightly at the camera, expressing his thanks one by one in a friendly and gentle tone.

Then he quickly took out another grapefruit from the refrigerator.

Changing faces at the speed of light, this professional quality is amazing.

But fortunately, he would fry up the kitchen again later, until the evening when the broadcast was over, Zhuang Jiuxi used up all the grapefruit in the refrigerator, and finally made a decent grapefruit candy.

The orange candy cubes are sprinkled with snow-white icing sugar, each of them is small and exquisite, and it seems that the fragrance of the fruit can be smelled across the screen.

Throughout the day, the traffic in the live broadcast room was not low. The first batch of fans witnessed his whole process from frying the kitchen to the first beautiful finished product, and they all gave out satisfied praises. Everyone felt a sense of accomplishment.

"Taste the taste of Zhuangzhuang!"

"No," Zhuang Jiuxi put the candies into the fruit plate one by one, arranged them in a nice shape, and said proudly, "This is for a friend, I want to send it to him!"

This is a delicacy used to bribe Mr. Li Gui to let him experience the fireworks in the world!

At this moment, Zhuang Jiuxi's perseverance was really touching, and many netizens expressed that they were fans.

After downloading the broadcast, he took a look at the background data. The number of fans in the live broadcast room was steadily increasing. Since the show of Fried Kitchen was good, the net income of tipping was 1200 yuan that day.

One step closer to buying a tablet!

He brought grapefruit candies under the archway as if offering a treasure, which looked quite like a tribute, and it was quite decent.

After finishing all this, he rubbed his sore shoulder and wrist, yawned and walked back to the room.

The boy's figure slowly disappeared around the corner.

late at night

Antique clocks make the sound of "boom-boom-boom" day after day.

The ghost shadow surrounded by black mist walked into the small building silently. He was about to go upstairs, but he seemed to sense something, and his eyes turned to a corner of the restaurant.

There was a rough and simple little tablet placed there.

Mr. Li Gui stared blankly at the brush writing on the tablet, his eyes fixed on the word "first test", and the corners of his lips twitched slightly.

Looking down, it was a plate of snacks.

This plate of small and cute grapefruit candy, like a newly moved human cub, reveals a straightforward aura of flattery, like acting like a baby, but it is not annoying.

It's just that ghosts never touch human food.

It's nothing but hard work.

He waved his hand lightly, as if to erase the words on the tablet, but accidentally touched an orange grapefruit candy.

Different from the previous penetration, it is a real touch, and then, the taste of food is transmitted along the fingertips.

In an instant, Li Gui's usually expressionless face froze.

After an unknown amount of time, he slowly lowered his head and stared at the piece of grapefruit candy for a long time.

"...Is this the food of human beings?" His hoarse voice was filled with doubts that shook his three views.

Zhuang Jiuxi took a comfortable bath in the luxurious bathtub.

It's so cool...it even has a massage function, which is too advanced!

In an instant, the fatigue of hard work during the day disappeared completely, leaving only a sense of happiness. The thought that Brother Gui would be moved by his own fireworks made him even happier.

"Well……"

His ears were a little itchy, and so was his scalp. Zhuang Jiuxi scratched it strangely, but he didn't quench his thirst. Finally, he felt much more comfortable after washing it again.

He got into bed in his bathrobe and fell asleep comfortably.

In the middle of the night, the temperature in the room suddenly dropped.

Zhuang Jiuxi slept very restlessly, he kept tossing and turning on the bed, but the cold feeling of being watched never dissipated, instead it became more and more creepy.

"Well……"

The young man rubbed his eyes in a daze, then opened them again, met a pair of purple pupils unexpectedly, he sat up in a jerk, "——!!!"

The tall and thin ghost stood quietly beside his bed, his face was dark and unclear, except for a pair of cold purple eyes that were clear in the darkness like a ghostly fire.

"You're awake." He said slowly in a hoarse voice.

Zhuang Jiuxi was frightened into a cold sweat, wrapped himself in a quilt, and replied weakly: "Yes, I was woken up by you."

"Ah."

Mr. Li Gui didn't apologize at all, but continued to correct him in that slow tone: "Xian Kao refers to your deceased father. Don't use the honorific title of the elder indiscriminately."

what?

Zhuang Jiuxi was stunned for a moment before realizing that he was referring to the address on the plaque, and instinctively replied, "Oh, it's okay, Brother Gui, don't worry, my dad doesn't mind."

Mr. Li Gui tilted his head, his purple eyes stared at him, and for the first time there was a slight fluctuation in his eyes.

It's like looking at a strange flower.

Zhuang Jiuxi was not ashamed, and continued to ask cheekily: "Then do you have anything else?"

"Yeah." Li Gui continued to say slowly, "I don't need to offer tribute to me anymore."

"why?"

Zhuang Jiuxi was ready to be praised. Hearing this, his face was hurt immediately, and he said aggrievedly: "It took me a whole day to make it. Isn't it to your liking?"

"..."

Li Gui was silent for a few seconds after hearing the words, and then told him in an indescribable tone: "It's hard to swallow."

After saying that, the black shadow disappeared without a trace.

It seems that he came by night just to inform Zhuang Jiuxi of the result.

Zhuang Jiuxi froze in place.

???

Is it really appropriate for you to trample on the fruits of other people's labor?

He thought angrily, maybe it's not that the grapefruit candy is not tasty, it's because you ghosts have a problem with their sense of taste!

Ignoring sleep, he turned on the light angrily, put on his shoes and walked outside, and saw that the plate of grapefruit candy under the memorial tablet had changed.

Among the dozens of orange candies, one of them has turned gray, which should be the result of being tasted by the ghost.

Unconvinced, Zhuang Jiu picked up another piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

The next moment, it was like being struck by lightning.

The bitter taste melts in the taste buds, chewing lightly... ah, the smell of cinders in one mouthful.

Mr. Li Gui just woke him up, but didn't directly beat him to death, it's really good manners.